Zombie Apocalypse. . MERE: Saying that you really want a zombie apocalypse to occur is like saying. "Yes, I want a traumatic and devastating event that will in?

Zombie Apocalypse

Saying that you really want a zombie apocalypse to occur is like
saying. "Yes, I want a traumatic and devastating event that will
in? itable kill most of my frieends and family to occur because I think
it will be cool to shoot things for a while before I ultimately succumb
to death in the worst way possible as civilization bums around me."
why would you not want that
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#18 - xDarkness (04/15/2013) [-]
that's not funny. walkers killed my family.
#44 to #18 - nocta (04/15/2013) [-]
i love you so much right now
i love you so much right now
#35 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
None of us could survive a zombie apocalyspe because the majority of us can't live without internet.
User avatar #52 to #35 - ilovehitler (04/15/2013) [-]
I would probably sit in my basement wondering why the internet stopped for the entirety of the zombie apocalypse.
#72 to #52 - ironstrike (04/15/2013) [-]
Until they come on down and **** your day up.

(because nothing ***** up a day with no internet more than being turned into a ravenous undead corpse)
#9 - taintedangel (04/14/2013) [-]
My reason.

*stupid *************
#54 to #9 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
that's all the reasons
#49 - Yojimbo (04/15/2013) [-]
"I would be the ultimate survivor and blow up zombies with my shotgun and drive a tank around and find food no problem!" -Everyone who thinks a zombie apocalypse would be cool
User avatar #68 to #49 - rynkar (04/15/2013) [-]
or you can be the smart ones and have hundreds of plans ready just in case.
User avatar #84 to #49 - admiralen (04/15/2013) [-]
its not a complete lie though, surviving in a zombie apocalypse would be faceroll for the most, thats why it wont ever work with one
User avatar #48 - medicintraining (04/15/2013) [-]
I feel like this is how 90% of the youth population is getting, dangerously retarded.
User avatar #12 - skinstiches (04/14/2013) [-]
I just want the incredibly fast process of natural selection to occur.
#51 - eggsandwich (04/15/2013) [-]
jokes on you i have no friends
User avatar #1 - JimmyJongo (04/14/2013) [-]
Let me grab my binoculars.
User avatar #65 to #1 - HomerSimpson (04/15/2013) [-]
The hue of your username is orgasmic.
User avatar #66 to #1 - masonfool (04/15/2013) [-]
your account is only a year older than mine ..like..what...also....how blue are usernames from the OLD FJ where usernames where first made..
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#2 - vornic (04/14/2013) [-]
<-- this
<-- this
#58 - theimmortalemperor (04/15/2013) [-]
I'd be this guy
I'd be this guy
User avatar #83 - lyiat ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
The problem with the 'zombie apocalypse' is that I'm pretty much sure that even if such a thing where realistically possible, it'd be stomped out insanely quickly. Riddle me this, how does a zombie horde stop an M1 Abrams Main Battle tank? How does it deal with carpet bombing? How does it deal with exposure and starvation? Infection, hell, even general wear and tear from exertion and injuries?

And let me tell you, when I say zombies, I don't mean Hollywood horror undead (which would also be very easy to deal with due to the nature of very slow, stupid creatures). I mean 28 Days Later fast zombies, infected. Zombies that 'may' possibly happen due to insane rabies. Zombies that are still alive, but little more than animals.
#91 to #83 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
The only logical way i could be passed is through some sort of infectious disease with a delayed onset of symptoms. Disease doesn't get spotted quickly enough, many population centers are heavily infected by the time it is spotted, then holy **** it turns people in 28 days later zombies.
User avatar #93 to #91 - lyiat ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Eyyyaaah... Its a stretch. It'd have to be a stupidly long incubation period and a delayed onset, much longer than rabies or HIV or.. any other fluid related infection I can think of. it'd have to be engineered, the mutations for that would be next to impossible in the natural environment, and we just don't have the ability to manipulate a virus on that sort of level. Not on a timescale within my lifetime, at least.
#95 to #93 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Some governments already have some pretty lethal and deadly diseases and though I hate the "government tells us nothing/sheeple" conspiracy theorists, if there were super deadly engineered viruses (killer viruses/not zombies) out there already I wouldn't be surprised.
User avatar #96 to #95 - lyiat ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Oh, I'm sure we do. But what was proposed requires manipulation on a level I know is simply impossible for us at the moment. You'd need to alter it on its most fundamental level, you'd have to be able to re-write RNA. All we can do right now is splicing, a process we don't fully understand. With the technology that'd be required to engineer a virus on that level... well, you'd be able to create new species of creatures at a whim.
#98 to #96 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
That sounds not only fascinating but terrifying
#85 to #83 - SimianLich (04/15/2013) [-]
Its an infectious disease. An Abrams can't stop germs.
User avatar #86 to #85 - lyiat ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
A disease whose transfer vector is bodily fluids of the infected, much like HIV and Rabies. It doesn't just magically float through the air and infect you. The blood of a zombie can't infect a tank, fists can't break through wielded steel. And, even if, SOMEHOW, there are enough corpses to gum up the tracks, tell me how the hell the horde will stop a blackhawk helicopter or a flying fortress? Or a gunship? It just won't.
#87 to #86 - SimianLich (04/15/2013) [-]
ever heard of a misquito or blood contaminated water?
User avatar #88 to #87 - lyiat ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
A mosquito cannot transfer HIV or Rabies (or other blood born illnesses), and you clearly don't understand water treatment well enough if you are making a statement like that. If it where that simple, we'd all be dead long ago.
#102 to #88 - deathlos (04/15/2013) [-]
The only reason that HIV or rabies cannot be transfered by Misquitos, is because to those viruses, have low incubation times, meaning they cannot live outside a host for long, But it can carry other blood born illnesses... as long as it feasts from a infected to a non-infected without the livelihood of the virus.

And your whole premise for why a outbreak cannot happen, is purely based on military equipment. Which sadly is not in every city, and lacks enough firepower or amount to protect most cities, even those with them in there. now nobody ever said that the outbreak will have a 100% infection rate, but if such a thing we're to happen, it'd have a pretty high infection rate purely on two facts.
1. Humans generally are self centered idiots.
2. The military takes time to react, and they wont think to draw it up to a military scale till a day or more in.
User avatar #134 to #102 - lesrin (04/15/2013) [-]
personally, i believe what makes it impossible is that, it is infact hyped up, and as that, the second it really happens, an outbreak happens and **** starts to go crazy, do you really think the goverment will care about you? now i myself am fond of the goverment and rather like it despite all its bull ******* , the thing is, should a town, a state etc get infected the goverment will simply "nuke" the area, now i understand a nuke isnt gonna happen radiation etc, but between carpet bombing missiles and all that, even with an infection % of just 50% the goverment will cut its losses and simply sacrifice a state for the greater good and wipe it off the map, if it means killing hundreds of thousands so be it, i highly doubt it will ever truly spread far before simply a country, state or town is sacrificed and its stopped cold
#150 to #134 - deathlos (04/15/2013) [-]
And thats where #1 comes into play.
Most people, If they get bite by some random person*while the news is still low.* will at most go to the hospital, if its minor they might not even do that.
Now, someone that has a plane to catch in anther and its really important to them. theyll prolly ignore it as long as its not gushing out blood, and then you got it started in two areas. the cycle continues from there.

And also, while i dont think very highly of the government, i know that they will hesitate with the carpet bombing and nukes, purely because of the ramifications it will have on our alliances with other countries, who wouldnt like us jumping the gun and blowing ourselves to hell.
Since they will wait, and try other methods with less causality of war 1st, gives time for the #1 rule to take place agin, While they may attempt to quarantine the infected area. they can only cover so much ground, and it wont be perfect. leaving people who are infected, trying to get out. caring only for themselves and thus we gain a larger spread rate. so by the time that they turn to nukes, it becomes not nukeing a state or city, but moreover just destroying over half of America, and maybe mexico or canada as well depending on where the outbreak starts.
User avatar #107 to #102 - lyiat ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
And a zombie-like virus would, naturally, have a very low incubation time. Almost immediate, infact, in order for it to follow convention. If it where to be realistic, it'd be a bit longer, but still on par with rabies due to it having to be a rabid type virus.

And, yes, its based on military equipment, which is far more prevalent than you seem to think it is. I live in a very small town, yet the nearest national guard depot is just under five miles. I am given to understand that it has no less than two armed ACPs and a tank of some variety. While the situation could certainly cause damage, level some small towns, and perhaps even take down a larger city, it would not spread much further. Especially with the prevalence of armed citizens in the United States, especially in my area and many others.

These arn't "they can't die" zombies. Any wound that will kill a human can kill them, and its really easy to kill someone with a gun. Its not like a movies. A shot to the shoulder, or the leg, can cause an embolism. It basically makes a shockwave travel through the body, including the blood stream, that can cause air bubbles to form, which stops the heart. A farmer with a shotgun is well equipped to deal with small numbers. I really even doubt a true hoard could form.
User avatar #70 - BubsyB (04/15/2013) [-]
The whole Zombie Apocalypse idea (although a fun and original idea) is total ******** . Zombies would never get past military. Unless it was like Left for Dead where the virus was airborne.
#78 to #70 - jewnicorn (04/15/2013) [-]
I'd agree with this. Especially if zombies are very slow.
User avatar #74 to #70 - johnnyferno (04/15/2013) [-]
The virus changed all the time, first airborn, then by touch and then a whole third thing. That was why they had so much trouble keeping it in check.
User avatar #57 to #50 - supermunchkin (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehue i have that shirt
#16 - doggstar (04/14/2013) [-]
well considering i've been abandoned by my family and i have no friends i'd like that quite a bit
User avatar #19 to #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-]
I know what that's like... should get some freinds it makes things bette r
#21 to #19 - doggstar (04/15/2013) [-]
too introverted too be good sadly.. i panic when i'm in public or have to talk to someone i don't know... one time i bought a set of speakers just because it got me out of the store and away from the sales rep faster
User avatar #22 to #21 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-]
damn dude..... I think.... you might... like need some help??
#24 to #22 - doggstar (04/15/2013) [-]
i might.... i've just accepted the way i am and i'm used to it
User avatar #25 to #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-]
each to there own I suppose. That just seem a bit depressing
#26 to #25 - doggstar (04/15/2013) [-]
i get lonely sometimes and become depressed but then i just read a book or drown myself in music and alcohol and the next day i'm all good again
User avatar #27 to #26 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-]
well I guess if you don't mind that' all that really matter right??
#28 to #27 - doggstar (04/15/2013) [-]
damn straight.. now it may only be 10:55 am but i'm on holidays from work so i guess i can get drunk
User avatar #29 to #28 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-]
well have fun ^w^
#30 to #29 - doggstar (04/15/2013) [-]
i'll have a drink for all of my internet buddies.. you included
User avatar #31 to #30 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-]
if I had a drink for all my internet buddies I'd die before I was half done drinking
#32 to #31 - doggstar (04/15/2013) [-]
i dont have many so i'll only be having a few glasses of scotch
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#34 to #33 - doggstar (04/15/2013) [-]
will do
User avatar #104 - grocer (04/15/2013) [-]
Sounds fricking awesome.
User avatar #23 - gravitystereo (04/15/2013) [-]
the only reason people want a zombie apocalypse is because they think they would survive
if you knew you were going to die it'd be like well **** that then
#43 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
I just despise humanity as a species
User avatar #53 to #43 - ilovehitler (04/15/2013) [-]
I must ask, why?
#61 to #53 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Because we are the cruelest race, always hurting each other and causing pain to every other species alive. We are beyond redemption and I would love to see us all burn in a fire for how we have harmed ourselves and everything else that lives, We are the problem we are trying to fix.
User avatar #77 to #61 - unclebourbon (04/15/2013) [-]
So you would condemn all of humanity, for the actions of a few?
User avatar #63 to #61 - ilovehitler (04/15/2013) [-]
And we've done so to survive. We are, by our very evolutionary nature, a hostile species. We could either be the predator or the prey, and we sure as hell chose predator.
And besides, take everything humanity has done, every bit of science, every race created, every happy emotion we feel. We're a vast species, one which dreams of spreading across the stars.
And sure, we've done bad. We've done good, too. And the bad doesn't lessen the good, nor does the good erase the bad.
I don't think you can classify any species as evil or good, but simply a combination of evolutionary nature and a whole lotta good and bad.
#62 to #61 - kswazzle (04/15/2013) [-]
Start a zombie apocalypse.
User avatar #67 - sebthebrony (04/15/2013) [-]
I'd just wish for an event of apocalyptic proportions to happen for the following reason:
To be free.
It'd be amazing to be able to escape from a mundane life like most of us live.
of course there'd be a lot of bad thigns, but if it happens... I wouldn't be devastated, really
#73 to #67 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Zombie apocalypse = no more MLP episodes.
User avatar #200 to #73 - sebthebrony (04/17/2013) [-]
I'd have them stored in my memory :D
#15 - tastycrisps (04/14/2013) [-]
I would like a zombie apocalypse where it's me and my buddies cruising the country in stolen cars/motorbikes from one safezone to another blasting the brains out of zombies and surviving by looting supermarkets like we've always wanted to.

I would not like like a zombie apocalypse where my friends and family are torn apart and eaten alive and I'm left running for my life knowing nothing but fear and the fact that I will soon end up like them. Also no internet.

I don't know how to drive, or have the least bit of knowledge of cars or guns, nor do I know any gun shops. I would have to abandon my cats, whose chance of survival for a long period of time is slim at best.
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