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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


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User avatar #3 - mitchthehugeman (04/14/2013) [+] (11 replies)
See, this is why feminism is a terrible thing
User avatar #19 - Furubatsu (04/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Which is why a lot of female-on-male domestic abuse goes undetected or unreported

If I hit a guy I do so expecting him to hit me back (I wouldnt want him to, but It's stupid to take it lying down)
User avatar #20 - slimeywaffles (04/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Not to sound pigheaded or anything, but are you honestly hurt when a woman hits you ._______.
User avatar #21 to #20 - reigndrac (04/14/2013) [-]
Just as their are guys who are kind of on the skimpy side, girls can have muscles. I'm not talking about the fem-body builders, but even a girl who doesn't look it can have a good amount of muscle mass. In our psych class, we also learned that women will be more willing to use anything on hand as a weapon (i.e. women can be more innovative in self-defense or offense) as opposed to men. It also depends on how you're able to throw a punch and where you're hit, and guys kind of have an extra built in weak spot...

So while girls are biologically built with more fat and less muscle, in today's society this can do a 180 depending on the person's motivations. In other words... Sometimes.
#1 - sillyb (04/14/2013) [-]
I think a woman wrote this.
#38 - darksideofthebeast (04/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I am a male
And I strongly disagree with what you were getting at in the post OP
Men develop testosterone and women don't
Testosterone also helps in muscle growth causing men to become stronger
So no
A woman should not be hit.
#40 to #38 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
Suppose a woman is swinging a baseball bat at you. Or a knife. Are you going to say, "please don't hit me" and hope she doesn't? Or are you going to use force.

Suppose you are taking your infant child for a walk, and a woman comes up and takes the child from you. Are you just going to say, "excuse me, please stop" or are you going to take your god damn kid back?

Suppose you've been brainwashed since birth to view women as something to be protected. Suppose you develop a sense of self worth and realize that you don't have to sacrifice yourself for a woman just because of your genders.
#2 - solarisofcelestia (04/14/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I'd inform any applicable authorities/law enforcers and have her punished for assaulting me. At least that would be the civil way of handling things. Otherwise I'd just hit her back.
User avatar #5 to #2 - charpentier (04/14/2013) [-]
She will more likely she get a slap on the wrist, since female on male violence is tolerated in our modern society.
#54 - blayneket (04/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**blayneket rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at It's a good day **


Equal Rights
Equal Fights
#4 - njprojca (04/14/2013) [-]
Her nose o.o
#51 - Suckafied (04/15/2013) [-]
i believe india just made it an equal punishment for woman and men on opposite sex violence.
#50 - MetalGirafe (04/15/2013) [+] (15 replies)
As much as all of the guys against this post are being thumbed down, I'd have to side with them. First of all, anyone who resorts to violence is dehumanized in my eyes, it's disgusting. But besides that, it's a simple fact that men are stronger than women. I'm not going to say I'm smarter than any of you, but that's really silly to debate. You can post your one example of a roided up girl but that's not the point. If a woman is legitimately trying to kill you, yes... you have a right to shoot her in the ******* face with a shotgun, but if you are just mad at her... punching her would be really bad for you to do. The question is, if punching her would be worse than punching a guys... well you have a much higher chance of injuring/killing a woman by hitting her than by hitting a man so the answer is pretty clear.
User avatar #70 to #50 - secretdestroyers (04/15/2013) [-]
How about both genders try to be a little less violent overall instead of debating who has the right to hit who?
#35 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
nothing youve already told her twice
User avatar #74 - urfunnyman (04/15/2013) [-]
- be me 20 years old
-working at same job for 3 years
- mostly women (not what you think)
- manager is a bitch
- manager has click (favorite group of gal friends)
- Manager give all the work ( ****** work, hardest (no puns) work) no one else fells like doing
- Women don't do trash take out only men
-women don't clean men's bathroom
- men clean both
- women can get 30 15 any minute breaks so they can eat together order take out together etc
- men get 30 minute breaks women complain about it
-men decide to take 15 minute breaks with pay women still complain
- men decide to smoke and take 5 min women still complain
- men decide not to do trash women still complain
- men decide not to clean bathrooms anymore since they don't like doing it women still complain
-men call HR (human resources) to complain about **** women employees are getting away with (OSHA, MSDS, Safety reg, Company Policy, and **** they "don't" feel like doing)
- men get called sexist
-men get **** for it
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User avatar #33 - happypancake (04/15/2013) [-]
Guys, can I just point out something that I don't think people are really getting?

FEMINAZI =/= WOMAN =/= FEMINIST
#27 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
luckily we have feminism which preaches gender equality so we canhit them back without them bitching. Of course hitting anyone is against the law so you are both going to jail! :D
#25 - thedumbledore (04/15/2013) [-]
I love twisting spines when it comes to idiots who genuinely think like this. It always goes along the same lines.
Why should men not be allowed to hit women, even if she hits him?
- Because boys are stronger than girls, and they are meant to be chivalrous!
So any male hits you if he happens to be weaker, he gets a free pass?
-No, that's not fair!
Why not?
-Because I'm a girl!

You just can't argue with idiots.
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