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Cl Anonymous (ID: ) M/ 29/ 12( Fri)' l 322322?
Djay rib! i got a story i' d like to share with we.
kid
yhis sister legs into facebook en their computer
like 15 and pretty damn hot
neg into thefacebook
has like 30 unread messages from random desperate guys
a kid thats been trying to message her backto the dark ages
vi tell him Fm horny and iwant himse eema ever
already knew where she lives (even if he didnt. i had their address.)
vi told I' m home alone and masturbating
omen I told him to eema ever and walk through the frend deer naked and that Ne always wanted it to happen
conversation went en fer a good 45 minutes and i eventually convinced him to do it
said he was going to do it and be there in like 15 minutes
nojust lord deleted the ) ) and didn' t think much of it.
About 2 months later
bi leek through seme old legs fer passwords, etc
oi see a conversation between her and ene
was telling furfriend about seme butthat showed up at her house naked yelling em her name
is pressing sexual assault charges against him
was given a HIE! yard restraining order
mend is new a registered sex offender.
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unrelated.
Hahahaha
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#2 - divermansam (04/14/2013) [-]
That's ****** up man.
#8 - profflippystix (04/15/2013) [-]
posted on funnyjunk a while ago.
new hobby: go on afterwards and if their still online, find the ugliest and loneliest guy and message him saying "hey i just wanted to say, even though people in school may think your weird and unattractive, i see you for who you are. a wonderful guy, a smart guy, and a guy full of character. but lets keep this low okay? just smile and wink every time you see me. ill know what it means ;). dont reply, i already know how you feel and my friends would kill me ;)."
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User avatar #6 - spongeychicken (04/15/2013) [-]
Dick
#3 - awildniglet (04/14/2013) [-]
That dude deserved it
#19 - mattdoggy (04/15/2013) [-]
>be younger me and learn to keylog through internet boredom
>install it up in a background program that starts up upon computers and is conveniently located on a flashdrive
>decide to test it on one of my friends and plug flashdrive into the computer
>i come back the next day and find it unplugged on a coutner
>"oh crap did he find it out, no way can he find a background program"
>i view what all it had logged
>mostly some boring conversations
>at one point i find something interesting
>"oh yea, derp was over here earlier and used my computer for something. He probably was just checking out some porn and beating it under the covers with me still in the room"
>after that he took it out of the computer and it quit logging
>i still am trying to decide on how to best kill him
>he knows to much.....
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User avatar #13 to #12 - simplelife (04/15/2013) [-]
Program that records all passwords, user ID's, email addresses etc. Anything you want basically, and you have all that persons information.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - simplelife (04/15/2013) [-]
It's a program hackers use. There are some paid ones you can buy, but theres a bunch of free ones. I'd be careful trying to download one, as some dickhead hacker probably has a keylogger hidden in the download. Sneaky bastards.
User avatar #17 to #15 - kingrayne ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
is it really hidden if you're literally downloading a keylogger?
User avatar #18 to #17 - simplelife (04/15/2013) [-]
Welllll you're downloading the program to plant the keylogger, not the keylogger itself. If that makes sense. Hackers, alongside the program, will plant their own keylogger to gain whatever they want from you.
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#10 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
how u keylog som1
#5 - savante (04/15/2013) [-]
He could show them the facebook chat history, which would convince them that he is innocent -.-
User avatar #7 to #5 - reigndrac (04/15/2013) [-]
He's still not innocent. Even if it were actually her to tell him to come over and do that, if he arrived there without clothes (ie if he was naked before entering their home) he could be charged with public indecency. Besides, most lawyers would counter that by saying that you have to take everything with a grain of salt and for most people it'd be common sense that a person who had been ignoring you before wouldn't suddenly turn around and ask you to do this.
#21 to #7 - savante (04/17/2013) [-]
He is a naive desperate little 16 y/o kid, ofc he would believe it. Not one of us had that common sense about these things when we were that young especially when it comes to our crush.
Also keep in mind that he didn't want to do it. "The girl" on facebook tried to convince him for almost an hour.
I'm not saying he is 100% innocent, all I'm saying is that he merely thought that the girl wanted this, and I'm 100% sure that he wouldn't do it if he thought the girl didn't want him to do it.
If he told his story, no one would give him restraining order with all the logical explanations in his hand. Therefore, I believe this story is FAKE
#9 to #5 - shadowstuart (04/15/2013) [-]
Due to terms and conditions Facebook cannot be used as valid evidence in court when it comes to majority of cases :D
#20 to #9 - savante (04/17/2013) [-]
I believe court would be fair and listen to his story.
Alse, even if he doesn't have to use it as an evidence in court, he could easily convince the parents that he wasn't sexually harrasing their daughter.
He didn't even want to do it at first, the girl tried to convince him for 45 minutes (at least he believed that)
#4 - pewdieman (04/14/2013) [-]
I like how those two image replies aren't even to the post. What are they replying to?
I like how those two image replies aren't even to the post. What are they replying to?
#1 - dapokekid (04/14/2013) [-]
**dapokekid rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at 4chan **
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