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CHECK MATE, CHRISTIANITY

CHECK MATE, CHRISTIANITY. inb4 butthurt religion fags. Why people think Jesus is coming back? He wasn' t nailed to a boomerang. Unlike Comment Unfollow Past Sha

inb4 butthurt religion fags

Why people think Jesus is coming back? He wasn' t nailed to a *******
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#77 - russianrickroll (04/14/2013) [-]
Hey atheists
if god doesn't exist, then why do I HINGA DINGA DURGEN
CHRISTIANS: 0
ATHEISTS: 0
LEIF ERICSON: 1
#101 to #77 - verby (04/14/2013) [-]
Because that doesn't explain why marbles are round
Christians:0
Atheists:0
Leif Ericsoon: -5000
Marbles: 98
#113 to #77 - chiefrunnyjeans (04/15/2013) [-]
CHRISTIANS: 0
ATHEISTS: 0
LEIF ERICSON: 1
SPODERMAM: 69
#21 - imjesuschrist (04/14/2013) [-]
Why do people think I even left?
#103 to #21 - ilgattozaiga (04/14/2013) [-]
You sound... cross.
#58 to #21 - jesuschristsfather (04/14/2013) [-]
Stfu my son.
#59 to #58 - imjesuschrist (04/14/2013) [-]
hi dad, they have finally stopped believing in the Bible... Dosn't matter anymore
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#61 to #58 - sadweyo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #21 - brehon (04/14/2013) [-]
Because we havent seen you in a while, and people just assumed you were gone
User avatar #99 to #21 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (04/14/2013) [-]
Read it about 6 times before I noticed it said 'left'
#102 to #99 - imjesuschrist (04/14/2013) [-]
It's never easy... Unless you left
User avatar #82 to #21 - juceeer (04/14/2013) [-]
Oh man you've been getting a ******** of thumbs in the last 24 hours!
#83 to #82 - imjesuschrist (04/14/2013) [-]
I have been getting a ******** of people asking me for forgiveness the last 24 hours...
User avatar #38 to #21 - pappathethird (04/14/2013) [-]
do yu evn left fggt
#41 to #38 - imjesuschrist (04/14/2013) [-]
well, do you?
User avatar #36 to #21 - theissf (04/14/2013) [-]
Read it as "Why do people think i even lift?"
#18 - BluTheFawx ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
Because crosses come back too.
User avatar #30 to #18 - Viceroy (04/14/2013) [-]
Dammit, you beat me to it.
#55 - badsamaritan ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #60 to #55 - amsel (04/14/2013) [-]
Forgiving your sins like "Yeah,"
Wearing them thorns like "Yeah."
#45 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
I beg you pardon?
User avatar #91 - popkornking (04/14/2013) [-]
Desc. is 2edgy4me
User avatar #84 - zorororonoa (04/14/2013) [-]
I love how the description is predicting butthurt Christians, but there aren't any butthurt people in the comments. There is #33, but I don't think he is butthurt, just making sure people know that Jesus didn't ascend while still on the cross.
#80 to #63 - ProperInsanityWolf (04/14/2013) [-]
in your face bible thumping Christians: fags   
in your face "in right your wrong" atheists: fags   
   
there's nothing wrong with believing what you want, just don't be a dick about your belief's.
in your face bible thumping Christians: fags
in your face "in right your wrong" atheists: fags

there's nothing wrong with believing what you want, just don't be a dick about your belief's.
User avatar #90 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (04/14/2013) [-]
That would be cool
Jesus was nailed to a boomerang, then thrown away
The second coming of Christ will be when the boomerang returns
How awesome would that be
#2 - marodax (04/14/2013) [-]
All aboard the front page train!
All aboard the front page train!
#72 - garentei (04/14/2013) [-]
BECASUE
User avatar #109 to #72 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
becasue

wat
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User avatar #33 - koneella (04/14/2013) [-]
You probably know that bodies was taken down from crosses? And btw Jesus was buried into an mausoleum made of stone, after he was crucified. And that grave was being guarded around clock. And Jesus had disappeared from it in morning. As it was told in Bible, and that's why people have Easter.
User avatar #37 to #33 - muchasmarcos (04/14/2013) [-]
Nope easter is the ''spring festival'' that was widley spread in indo-european cultures.
Christians just adapted it cause it was close to the jewish hollyday pasha.
User avatar #62 to #37 - taintedangel (04/14/2013) [-]
Basically, to save time, every Christian holiday was stolen from the pagans.
#70 to #62 - tomthehippie (04/14/2013) [-]
Less to save time, more to give recently converted pagans a way to still celebrate when they always had, but putting Christ in the mix.
User avatar #116 - Schwarzenegger (04/15/2013) [-]
"hurr durr religion fags" Please kindly screw yourself with a cactus
#119 - maxsexington (04/15/2013) [-]
He without sin shall kick the first ass
User avatar #79 - mrfourtysevenman (04/14/2013) [-]
although christian i find this hilarious
i just wish others werent uptight buttholes
User avatar #92 to #79 - mayormilkman (04/14/2013) [-]
A good amount of "religious" content on here isn't even meant to be funny. This just has a dumb description.
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