Awesome Umbrella. . Inst , mun TO mp mu m.. How long do you think it'll take before someone shoves it up their ass and dies?
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#17 - hemming (04/14/2013) [-]
Aha... And what if it's windy outside as it usually is when raining..?
User avatar #25 to #17 - demonicdude (04/14/2013) [-]
Then you have a nice stick to beat yourself with for buying the damn thing.
#47 to #25 - Mojake (04/14/2013) [-]
inb4 top comment.
#152 to #47 - slashendrix (04/14/2013) [-]
no ****** comments on whatever day it is
#168 to #152 - lamarisagoodname (04/14/2013) [-]
underatted clever comment is underrated
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#9 - mrsugoiman **User deleted account** (04/14/2013) [-]
How long do you think it'll take before someone shoves it up their ass and dies?
#95 to #9 - anon (04/14/2013) [-]
I ******* love you lol. I just graduated basic and am now in AIT and I needed a good laugh lol
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User avatar #23 to #9 - mads (04/14/2013) [-]
2 days
#230 to #9 - anonymoose (04/14/2013) [-]
I'LL DO IT!
I'LL DO IT!
#329 to #105 - jizzonmypants (04/15/2013) [-]
I literally lol'd for like a minute
#139 to #9 - anon (04/14/2013) [-]
Wait so you say it is not a sex toy?
User avatar #326 to #9 - kouzan (04/15/2013) [-]
I'd imagine a woman doing that.
#316 to #9 - giygasman (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm sitting here trying to imagine it.
I'm sitting here trying to imagine it.
User avatar #280 to #9 - coolame (04/14/2013) [-]
Same thought when chainsaws were invented.
User avatar #295 to #9 - fightstofight (04/14/2013) [-]
so quick that it already happened
#320 to #315 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
nou
User avatar #323 to #320 - darkdragonswrath (04/15/2013) [-]
Good Guy Anon taking the red thumbs.
#334 to #315 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
this is a setup
User avatar #72 to #9 - ihaveakeyboard (04/14/2013) [-]
well, the shipping company says it will be here tommorow
#324 to #283 - deathtoaloneman (04/15/2013) [-]
if you poke her in the ass, does her eyes change colors?
#293 to #9 - anon (04/14/2013) [-]
Thumbed down, want it to be 666
User avatar #341 to #293 - takesomemorewater (04/15/2013) [-]
Whoa...never seen a guy get 103 thumbs down...
User avatar #327 to #9 - Dap (04/15/2013) [-]
This comment is ******* pristine lol.
#290 to #9 - gadgetzan (04/14/2013) [-]
Holy **** , I don't think I have ever laughed so hard and loud at a comment, it hit me with complete surprise
User avatar #214 to #9 - mrfourtysevenman (04/14/2013) [-]
hi mrsugoiman im mrfourtysevenman
User avatar #34 to #9 - pappathethird (04/14/2013) [-]
Well it does look like some kind of rectal thermometer
User avatar #138 to #9 - RisenLichen (04/14/2013) [-]
I think they'd put a warning label on it, but then again warning labels don't prevent the idiots
#319 to #138 - fuckyouto (04/15/2013) [-]
"do not shove up butt" should apply to a lot of things though...
User avatar #45 to #9 - jokersaysamuseme (04/14/2013) [-]
I don't know, what time is it going to be on sale?
#27 to #9 - anon (04/14/2013) [-]
'Bout 14 inches.
User avatar #81 to #27 - xldarkking (04/14/2013) [-]
6 if they turn it on
#165 to #27 - lamarisagoodname (04/14/2013) [-]
Lets trust the premier researcher here
User avatar #308 to #27 - martbeast (04/14/2013) [-]
sucks an anon said this.
#331 to #308 - takesomemorewater (04/15/2013) [-]
You suck...
You suck...
User avatar #335 to #331 - martbeast (04/15/2013) [-]
why?
User avatar #337 to #335 - takesomemorewater (04/15/2013) [-]
...Read your comment...
User avatar #339 to #337 - martbeast (04/15/2013) [-]
I don't see anything wrong with it.
#340 to #339 - takesomemorewater (04/15/2013) [-]
Do I really have to explain it?...ok..   
Here's a question...What's the problem with an anonymous person saying that?
Do I really have to explain it?...ok..
Here's a question...What's the problem with an anonymous person saying that?
User avatar #342 to #340 - martbeast (04/15/2013) [-]
if someone (anyone (like you)) got it then your thumb count would go way up.
#36 - mrwalkerfour (04/14/2013) [-]
because umbrellas really needed improving?
User avatar #6 - lotengo ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
it looks cool but it probably consumes more power than a hybrid car in heavy rainfall
#65 - fiddlestickz (04/14/2013) [-]
everyone around you
everyone around you
User avatar #80 to #65 - aluminiumfoiled (04/14/2013) [-]
Where is the source for that?
User avatar #90 to #80 - peacetoad (04/14/2013) [-]
its not real
User avatar #100 to #90 - sleepyninja (04/14/2013) [-]
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
It says live at the top of the screen
#211 to #65 - kasperninja (04/14/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this
Reminds me of this
#74 to #65 - orrihaa (04/14/2013) [-]
when he flipped him off
when he flipped him off
User avatar #32 - custardpie (04/14/2013) [-]
Imagine bringing that to a water gun fight.
SHIELDS UP!
#26 - potatotrousers (04/14/2013) [-]
what if you opened it inside your mouth?
what if you opened it inside your mouth?
#157 to #26 - anon (04/14/2013) [-]
would you do that with a real umbrella?
... you would, wouldn't you?
User avatar #135 to #40 - Sunburn (04/14/2013) [-]
How long have you waited to use that?
User avatar #137 to #135 - SilentRaver (04/14/2013) [-]
I actually just googled it, I was thinking of the scene from the ending of Fight Club, but found this behind the scenes version works better.
#140 to #137 - Sunburn (04/14/2013) [-]
I approve. Here's some ways to tie a tie to make you more of a sir.
#28 to #26 - mrhazzy (04/14/2013) [-]
Or your ass?
Or your ass?
User avatar #178 to #28 - ertu (04/14/2013) [-]
Two types of people
User avatar #274 to #178 - empithree (04/14/2013) [-]
i'm so done
#312 to #274 - slashendrix (04/15/2013) [-]
omfg im crying
#4 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
Probably loud, requires batteries/recharges often, and only effective in lighter rainfall. Also, it looks like a vuvuzela.
User avatar #102 - mrgoodlove (04/14/2013) [-]
I wanna see mary poppins fly with that **** .
User avatar #35 - amplifythat (04/14/2013) [-]
then the massive ice chunks start falling from the sky and impale your face
User avatar #31 - highfocus (04/14/2013) [-]
drizzle=cool

storm=you`re ****** dude
#189 - thecanadiankush (04/14/2013) [-]
what if
what if
#218 to #189 - eddymolly (04/14/2013) [-]
reverent, but in the wrong order unfortunately
#240 to #218 - anon (04/14/2013) [-]
...relevant?
User avatar #243 to #240 - eddymolly (04/14/2013) [-]
damn spell check corrections... ¬¬
#96 - sweetellie (04/14/2013) [-]
...Well, at least the wind won't make it go inside out.
...Well, at least the wind won't make it go inside out.
User avatar #89 - hanbrolo (04/14/2013) [-]
"Sir? WRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Im sorry i cant here you over my air umbrella/ vibrator
#169 - bonlino (04/14/2013) [-]
am i the only one that thinks this wont work? or am i thinking about it wrong. im trying to figure out how this would work...
#183 to #169 - JHDog (04/14/2013) [-]
it probably doesn't exist, maybe just concept design.
User avatar #238 to #183 - OOOnelsonOOO ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
As of yet it does not. It is just a design. I've found a few animated videos of how it would work, but none of yet of one in real life.
#276 to #238 - JHDog (04/14/2013) [-]
it would be bad ass to have though!
#10 - luthervonappledorf (04/14/2013) [-]
But the real question is...
#12 to #10 - codenamehavoc (04/14/2013) [-]
you sir are my hero
User avatar #249 - commanderbunbun (04/14/2013) [-]
why do i feel like it would be very loud?
User avatar #2 - snowshark (04/13/2013) [-]
I'd probably just use it to irritate my family and friends by blowing air into their faces...
User avatar #257 - Dap (04/14/2013) [-]
BBBBVVHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Sound it consistently would make..
User avatar #299 to #257 - wobblyloo (04/14/2013) [-]
yeah but if its raining bad enough to need it wouldnt make a difference really
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