Awesome Umbrella. . Inst , mun TO mp mu m.. How long do you think it'll take before someone shoves it up their ass and dies? Awesome Umbrella Inst mun TO mp mu m How long do you think it'll take before someone shoves it up their ass and dies?
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#9 - mrsugoiman **User deleted account**
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(04/14/2013) [-]
How long do you think it'll take before someone shoves it up their ass and dies?
#293 to #9 - anon id: b31182b0
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(04/14/2013) [-]
Thumbed down, want it to be 666
User avatar #341 to #293 - takesomemorewater
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Whoa...never seen a guy get 103 thumbs down...
User avatar #327 to #9 - Dap
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This comment is ******* pristine lol.
#106 to #9 - Yesitsme
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User avatar #45 to #9 - jokersaysamuseme
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I don't know, what time is it going to be on sale?
#283 to #9 - iviking
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#324 to #283 - deathtoaloneman
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if you poke her in the ass, does her eyes change colors?
#325 to #324 - iviking
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yes
#27 to #9 - anon id: 09950275
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'Bout 14 inches.
User avatar #81 to #27 - xldarkking
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6 if they turn it on
#165 to #27 - lamarisagoodname
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Lets trust the premier researcher here
#242 to #165 - hillbillypowpow
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#180 to #27 - mrfourtysevenman
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>long
User avatar #308 to #27 - martbeast
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sucks an anon said this.
#331 to #308 - takesomemorewater
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You suck...
You suck...
User avatar #335 to #331 - martbeast
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why?
User avatar #337 to #335 - takesomemorewater
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(04/15/2013) [-]
...Read your comment...
User avatar #339 to #337 - martbeast
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I don't see anything wrong with it.
#340 to #339 - takesomemorewater
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Do I really have to explain it?...ok..   
Here's a question...What's the problem with an anonymous person saying that?
Do I really have to explain it?...ok..
Here's a question...What's the problem with an anonymous person saying that?
User avatar #342 to #340 - martbeast
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if someone (anyone (like you)) got it then your thumb count would go way up.
User avatar #138 to #9 - RisenLichen
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I think they'd put a warning label on it, but then again warning labels don't prevent the idiots
#319 to #138 - fuckyouto
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(04/15/2013) [-]
"do not shove up butt" should apply to a lot of things though...
#290 to #9 - gadgetzan
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Holy ****, I don't think I have ever laughed so hard and loud at a comment, it hit me with complete surprise
User avatar #182 to #9 - dayasalion
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#316 to #9 - giygasman
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I'm sitting here trying to imagine it.
I'm sitting here trying to imagine it.
User avatar #295 to #9 - fightstofight
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so quick that it already happened
#315 to #295 - atrumaliger
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#334 to #315 - anon id: cea1ee97
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this is a setup
#320 to #315 - anon id: a8633551
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nou
User avatar #323 to #320 - darkdragonswrath
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Good Guy Anon taking the red thumbs.
User avatar #280 to #9 - coolame
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Same thought when chainsaws were invented.
User avatar #72 to #9 - ihaveakeyboard
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well, the shipping company says it will be here tommorow
User avatar #214 to #9 - mrfourtysevenman
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hi mrsugoiman im mrfourtysevenman
#139 to #9 - anon id: 21ef8b7e
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Wait so you say it is not a sex toy?
#230 to #9 - anonymoose
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I'LL DO IT!
I'LL DO IT!
#95 to #9 - anon id: e3914a6a
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I ******* love you lol. I just graduated basic and am now in AIT and I needed a good laugh lol
User avatar #34 to #9 - pappathethird
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Well it does look like some kind of rectal thermometer
User avatar #326 to #9 - kouzan
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I'd imagine a woman doing that.
User avatar #23 to #9 - mads
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2 days
#105 to #9 - Shadwstryker
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mfw
#305 to #105 - itsfreecola
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#314 to #105 - aconfuseddonut
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#329 to #105 - jizzonmypants
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I literally lol'd for like a minute
#17 - hemming
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Aha... And what if it's windy outside as it usually is when raining..?
User avatar #25 to #17 - demonicdude
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Then you have a nice stick to beat yourself with for buying the damn thing.
#47 to #25 - Mojake
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inb4 top comment.
#152 to #47 - slashendrix
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no ****** comments on whatever day it is
#168 to #152 - lamarisagoodname
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underatted clever comment is underrated
#258 to #168 - slashendrix
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User avatar #6 - lotengo
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it looks cool but it probably consumes more power than a hybrid car in heavy rainfall
#26 - potatotrousers
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what if you opened it inside your mouth?
what if you opened it inside your mouth?
#157 to #26 - anon id: 76b1d381
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would you do that with a real umbrella?
... you would, wouldn't you?
#40 to #26 - SilentRaver
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User avatar #135 to #40 - Sunburn
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How long have you waited to use that?
User avatar #137 to #135 - SilentRaver
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I actually just googled it, I was thinking of the scene from the ending of Fight Club, but found this behind the scenes version works better.
#140 to #137 - Sunburn
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I approve. Here's some ways to tie a tie to make you more of a sir.
#28 to #26 - mrhazzy
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Or your ass?
Or your ass?
User avatar #178 to #28 - ertu
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Two types of people
User avatar #274 to #178 - empithree
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i'm so done
#312 to #274 - slashendrix
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omfg im crying
#65 - fiddlestickz
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everyone around you
everyone around you
#245 to #65 - elevation
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User avatar #80 to #65 - aluminiumfoiled
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Where is the source for that?
User avatar #90 to #80 - peacetoad
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its not real
User avatar #100 to #90 - sleepyninja
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SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
It says live at the top of the screen
#211 to #65 - kasperninja
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Reminds me of this
Reminds me of this
#86 to #65 - ItsMeBaby
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#74 to #65 - orrihaa
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when he flipped him off
when he flipped him off
#10 - luthervonappledorf
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But the real question is...
#12 to #10 - codenamehavoc
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you sir are my hero
#36 - mrwalkerfour
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because umbrellas really needed improving?
User avatar #32 - custardpie
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Imagine bringing that to a water gun fight.
SHIELDS UP!
#207 - doyouevenupload
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User avatar #2 - snowshark
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I'd probably just use it to irritate my family and friends by blowing air into their faces...