Hungry God. . when i was 5 i asked my men’: why "some people were Colo's" and she said ‘Ema god wanted kats of levers‘ and let me tell you that was the wrong th
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Hungry God

when i was 5 i asked my men’: why "some people were
Colo's" and she said ‘Ema god wanted kats of levers‘ and let me tell
you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought
god ate people when they died
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Submitted: 04/13/2013
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#4 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (89 replies)
User avatar #50 - seymourtets ONLINE (04/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
When I was 4, I once practically shouted at my dad, in walmart, in front of two ghetto black people, "Daddy do we call black people black if they're actually brown?"
#29 - kitsunemochalite (04/14/2013) [-]
Hungry Hungry Creator
#54 - xXMattMiguelXx (04/14/2013) [-]
MFW reading this
#44 - wecalledhimJones (04/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#70 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (04/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He's eating her, and then he's going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#87 - cappter (04/14/2013) [-]
Growing up in private schools I hadn't seen a black person until about age 4-5. Had no concept of a black skin color so first thing I said was " Wow, someone was playing in the mud to long". Scolded by teacher, sent home for day. Kids mom calls my house and calls my mother a racist.
User avatar #23 - viscii (04/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I used to think black people's palm are white because the didn't wash off the suncream after putting it on :L
#90 - redsalsa (04/14/2013) [-]
mfw that text
mfw that text
#119 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You know what, this might explain a thing or two.
User avatar #84 - mrmuffins (04/14/2013) [-]
When I was little I told my mom how black people in the army didn't need to use face paint because they blended in.
User avatar #98 - avoidactivity (04/14/2013) [+] (9 replies)
but there is no god
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#127 - argoniansrule (04/14/2013) [-]
how do we know he doesn't huh? how do we know?
#111 - kingarturi (04/14/2013) [-]
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#86 - Womens Study Major (04/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
When i was little i thought that God would recycle organs, so when you died he would take the organs and give then to a baby.
#103 to #86 - elbrysobrony (04/14/2013) [-]
You know the stork bring babies,
But did you also know
He comes and get the older folks
When it’s their time to go?

Zooms right down and scoops them up,
Then flaps back out the door
And flies them to the factory where
They all were made before.

And there their skin is tightened up,
Their muscles all are toned,
Their wrinkles all are ironed out,
They’re given brand-new bones.

Ol’ bent backs are straightened up,
New teeth are added too,
Tired hearts are all repaired
And made to work like new.

Their memories are all removed
And they’re shrunk down, and then
The stork flies them back down to earth
As newborn babies again.
#3 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
"I bet i taste like coal"
User avatar #10 - mynameislego (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
enlarge, it really helps
User avatar #13 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
couldn't you have made the font any smaller?
User avatar #16 to #13 - darkslayer (04/13/2013) [-]
Good idea, I'll bear that in mind in future.
#94 - markertemp (04/14/2013) [-]
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I thought of this ************ when I read the title.
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