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Prom vs Laser Tag

Prom vs Laser Tag. It's pretty much like this.. Senior Pram Vs. Laser Tag Why the mgr: Plrm gala? goingto Yes. Lats ofthem. Myst Unlikely. Ifthey do, much me? h

It's pretty much like this.

Senior Pram Vs. Laser Tag
Why the mgr:
Plrm
gala?
goingto Yes. Lats ofthem. Myst Unlikely. Ifthey do,
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andand of charge; puma.
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#6 - girlwithglasses (04/13/2013) [-]
I want to go laser tagging with my hair in the infamous cinnamon bun ear warmer, wearing a white dress and scream "FOR ALDERAAN" at the beginning of each match.
User avatar #141 to #6 - asswithglass (04/13/2013) [-]
Folks, gather around, and listen my tale.
Of how I have found and lost Holy Grail.

I went to the frontpage. Was looking fo fun.
(Not quite a gold age, but still not a bad one)
I laughed and did not, I raged and I cried,
Untill something caught my eye and my sight.
That comment was splendid, nickname was a pearl
(And both have intended that it was a gril).
I thought: "It's my time to catch my own luck"
And started to rhyme like ************ .
I tried to be fun, I tried to add class,
I tried to show hon I was also "withglass".
At a really fast pace I did all the math.
But sad was my face, When I was an ass.

(If only I could post pictures for free...
But I'm a newfag, so no face for me)
#142 to #141 - girlwithglasses (04/14/2013) [-]
That was a lovely poem.
User avatar #143 to #142 - asswithglass (04/14/2013) [-]
Thanks. Actually commented just because I thought that was an awesome coincidence (I mean, alike nicknames), but writing "omg your nickname, I can't even!" would be way too boring and uncreative.
#144 to #143 - girlwithglasses (04/14/2013) [-]
Yes it would have. And it wouldn't have prompted a response. So kudos to you.
User avatar #20 - megaton (04/13/2013) [-]
i first read this as porn and i didnt see any problems with it
#66 - zorororonoa (04/13/2013) [-]
I read that as senior porn vs laser tag
User avatar #102 to #66 - italianrambo (04/13/2013) [-]
I completely skipped the word "senior" and just read "porn vs laser tag'
User avatar #1 - tainted (04/12/2013) [-]
Will there be lots vulnerable, horny girls prepared to have their first time with the first guy to give them any attention?
Prom: Most definitely
Laser tag: Definitely not
User avatar #2 to #1 - rel (04/12/2013) [-]
If they're that slutty and vulnerable, it's probably not their first time.
User avatar #3 to #2 - tainted (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm talking about the quiet ones who have spent their whole lives saving themselves for what they expect will be the best night of their lives.
User avatar #4 to #3 - rel (04/12/2013) [-]
And it'll turn into a night of shame and regret and oh god I hated prom because my boyfriend was such an asshole
User avatar #32 to #2 - nrhv (04/13/2013) [-]
i assume there's a bad side to that?
User avatar #15 - shonapope (04/13/2013) [-]
First time I played lazer tag, I fell over and slammed the gun into my face braking my nose. For Prom, my expectations are no different.
#61 - Blackarican (04/13/2013) [-]
lol OP couldn't find a date.






neither could I.
User avatar #64 to #61 - rel (04/13/2013) [-]
Not even in high school anymore.
User avatar #62 - anikinskywalker (04/13/2013) [-]
Actually, not trying to be "that guy" here, but every place I know that has laser tag plays music during the "battle".
User avatar #82 - tastycrisps (04/13/2013) [-]
Lazar Tag sounds like an awesome date.

If only I had one
User avatar #81 - GrimTheRealReaper (04/13/2013) [-]
I uh..........


I thought that said porn.
User avatar #93 to #81 - vatra (04/13/2013) [-]
All that would change in this chart is the words prom and porn.
User avatar #94 to #93 - GrimTheRealReaper (04/13/2013) [-]
Thats why i was intrigued.
User avatar #5 - scientific (04/13/2013) [-]
Thought the first word of the title was "porn"

User avatar #110 - whitebuddha (04/13/2013) [-]
OMFG I literally did this instead of prom.

>Be me, beta as ****
>me and my beta friends tired of all the prom drama
>my best friend gets this idea to go to lazer tag all nighter instead of prom
>wut.jpg
>(me) "yeah, but I don't want it to just be like me and you, we gotta get more people involved."
>(him) "and we can't invite the underclassmen, seniors only"
>We spread word (including putting up posters)
>people actually kinda cool with the idea that because it would be way cheaper than prom
>mfw we get like 14-15 guys and 5 girls to rsvp
>get reservations for a room
>this is where it gets crazy
>two days before prom, we get a call from one of the guys going.
>"hey, if you guys can get alcohol we could leave lazer tag around 1am and could then go to my house to party. My parents said that I could have the house to myself for only this one night"
> ************ .jpg
>we start calling all the people going and asking whether they'd still go to the after party and if they could get alcohol.
>everyone's down but no word of alcohol.
>morning of party i get a text from this super beta kid no one really talks to
>i was expecting him to chicken out because of the possible alcohol and because he doesn't like some of the people going there
>mfw he calls telling me his older brother offered to buy us as much alcohol that we could pay for. (Apparently he's 22 and going to the local uni)
>at this point I have nearly shat myself with disbelief.
>i call everybody asking to chip in for booze
User avatar #111 to #110 - whitebuddha (04/13/2013) [-]
(Continued)
> i spent the whole day collecting money
>"what should I ask him to get?"
>"just tell him that we're trying to get drunk, if he's in college, he should know what to get"
>mfw everybody shows up, has tons of fun, and we get to the guys house.
>all i know is that he got alcohol, i have no idea how much or of what
>mfw we get there and there's three handles of Smirnoff vodca
>this kid becomes hero of party
>apparently someone helped him meet one of the chicks there (and they're still dating a year later)
>no one knows how to drink
>instead of blasting music of some **** , we spent the whole night watching Harry Potter movies (take a shot for every spell or some **** like that)
>GREATEST NIGHT OF MY ******* LIFE
User avatar #126 to #111 - thecjism ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Dude, that is literally the most epic alternative prom story I've heard. When my prom rolls around, I need to compare notes with you.
User avatar #122 to #111 - warzon (04/13/2013) [-]
Is your kidneys okay?
User avatar #135 to #122 - whitebuddha (04/13/2013) [-]
one thing i proved to my friends that night, was that i am definitely NOT a light weight. My best friend took about eight shots the whole night while I lost count at 14 and was told that i kept drinking on/off for all the way through Chamber of Secrets
User avatar #136 to #135 - warzon (04/13/2013) [-]
Awesome.
#123 - midgetbagel (04/13/2013) [-]
i will bath in the blood of thine enemies?   
   
on purpose or just mistake?
i will bath in the blood of thine enemies?

on purpose or just mistake?
#124 to #123 - kodyktk (04/13/2013) [-]
Thine is a real word.
User avatar #125 to #124 - midgetbagel (04/13/2013) [-]
i know, it's the usage of the word thine, when i has been used, that confuses me.
User avatar #128 to #123 - jirichi (04/13/2013) [-]
I'ts correct, thine refers to the one or ones belonging to thee
User avatar #146 to #128 - midgetbagel (04/14/2013) [-]
thine - thy - yours

i-my-mine
User avatar #147 to #146 - jirichi (04/14/2013) [-]
Referring thine as your enemies
User avatar #148 to #147 - midgetbagel (04/14/2013) [-]
indeed, why should i bathe in your enemies?

while the sentence is not grammatically incorrect, it's the usage of thine that confuses me
#117 - guywithastick (04/13/2013) [-]
mfw "Can I pretend to be Princess Leia..."
#55 - sirbutterballs (04/13/2013) [-]
This is how I feel when I play laser tag.
User avatar #46 - umaya (04/13/2013) [-]
Once I was walking around aiming down the sight and I heard a noise so I spun round a corner and whacked a kid in the face, he was rolling around on the floor and I kept asking if he was hurt and he wouldn't respond so I shot him and walked away, now every time I remember it I feel so guilty.
User avatar #50 to #46 - Lambda (04/13/2013) [-]
NO MERCY
User avatar #52 to #46 - rel (04/13/2013) [-]
ARE YOU ******* SORRY?
User avatar #43 - noodlelover (04/13/2013) [-]
Is this a picture on FJ or am I reading the diaries of a child diagnosed with asbergers?
User avatar #59 to #43 - theseventhmirror (04/13/2013) [-]
*asperger's
User avatar #60 to #43 - stultum (04/13/2013) [-]
Hello. Please don't compare this kind of faggot with people with aspergers' syndrome.

Thank you.
#48 to #43 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
diagnosed with assburgers?
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#13 - broorb (04/13/2013) [-]
I dunno what ******* idiot teachers you guys have nowadays but this is the 3rd time today I've seen 'thine' used wrongly

it means 'your' for god's sake

thee = you

thy = your

thine = your (before a vowel) / yours
#72 to #13 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
ur correcting grammar when you say 'wrongly' yourself.
#74 to #72 - broorb (04/13/2013) [-]
there's a difference between removing unnecessary elements for ease of reading, and being simply wrong
#16 to #13 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
"thine enemies"
thine=your

"your enemies"
#17 to #16 - broorb (04/13/2013) [-]
"I must bathe only to wash away the blood of your enemies"? I don't think so
User avatar #53 to #16 - bulbakip (04/13/2013) [-]
If this was a chart explaining the answer to the reader. But this is in first person, the person is answering her own questions.

Easy mistake, you just have to look at the context of the whole passage.
User avatar #38 to #13 - monkeysniper (04/13/2013) [-]
I have found king grammar nazi
User avatar #35 to #13 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account** (04/13/2013) [-]
Thank you. I was preparing to come down into the comments and write a very long rage post about the proper uses of thy/thou/thee/thine/etc. But you saved me from myself.
#71 to #35 - broorb (04/13/2013) [-]
Hahahah I'd have refrained but as I say, 3rd time in a day, lawks a mercy
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User avatar #91 to #83 - vatra (04/13/2013) [-]
I had the opportunity to go to prom all four years of high school, but would have rather have been shot in the face, so I did other **** .
User avatar #84 to #83 - derpwolf ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Our school lets everyone from Freshmen to Seniors go to the prom. I've gone three times. Guess it sort of devalues the experience a bit, huh?
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User avatar #86 to #85 - derpwolf ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
On the up side, since I'm more or less in charge of the prom committee, I get to decide what we do and what decorations we put up. And what music gets played. I don't have total veto power over the suggestions, but every now and again I slip some heavy techno in there to **** with everyone.
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User avatar #89 to #88 - derpwolf ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Shmeh, why would I want to do that? The slow music is always unbearable because the tards get up and go dance with each other. I'm not helping them make my night any worse than it has to be. At least we get free nachos for going.
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User avatar #145 to #90 - derpwolf ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
I don't work as a wingman. Not unless bribes are paid. Usually the sort of bribes like, "I'll let you borrow Bioshock Infinite if you help me."
User avatar #107 to #83 - makotoitou ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Another reason why laser tag is better.
User avatar #96 to #83 - izzygirl ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
I went to prom with one of my friends because neither of us could get a date. She ended up being Prom Queen.
Awww, yeah, I went to prom with the Prom Queen.
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User avatar #100 to #97 - izzygirl ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Honestly, I have no ******* idea.
Probably all the guys who wanted to ask her were too shy or thought she already had a date.
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User avatar #115 - imlost ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
this whole thing is alot funner if you replace the m in prom with a n
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