Badge. . A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "T need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs." I said "may , but don' t go in that field over the Badge A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "T need to inspect your for illegal growing drugs " I said "may but don' t go in that field over the
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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "T need to inspect
your farm for illegal growing drugs."
I said "may , but don' t go in that field over there.....",
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, Ir Mister, Wave the
authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his
rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and
shoved it in my face. "See this ******* badge?! This badge means
Tam allowed to go wherever 1' wish.... any land i! No
questions asked or answers given)! Have I made myself clench...
do you understand?!!''
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short
time later, Heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA
officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean
bull .... .. with every step the bull was gaining ground on the
officer, and it seemed likely that he' d sure enough get gored
before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
Mthree down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of
Your badge, show him your ******* BADGE!!"
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#15 - koobzacc
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(04/13/2013) [-]
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#58 - pheggit
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(04/13/2013) [-]
What the bull said to him
YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
#93 to #58 - triggathepirate
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#12 - battlesmurf
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(04/13/2013) [-]
10/10
10/10
#48 - anon
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(04/13/2013) [-]
... Legally he can't search the property without a warrant.
#51 to #48 - darkslayer [OP]
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Good thing he got chased by a bull then.
#68 - drunkasaurus
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(04/13/2013) [-]
who has a ******* bull just in the field next to their house
#95 to #68 - electrozz
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(04/13/2013) [-]
You live in a city, don't you?
#111 to #95 - drunkasaurus
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Suburb on DC but yeah, never seen any cows around here
#70 to #68 - raynagrimm
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(04/13/2013) [-]
farmers
#72 to #70 - drunkasaurus
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(04/13/2013) [-]
what do they need a bull for
#80 to #72 - smilingpyro
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(04/13/2013) [-]
bull ***** cow, calf is born, rinse, repeat
#81 to #72 - mythichyphen
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Breeding, dingus
#75 to #72 - raynagrimm
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#71
#71 to #68 - youarelying
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(04/13/2013) [-]
farmers that want there cows to multiply
#78 to #71 - drunkasaurus
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Okay, so I'm just gonna be honest and admit I had no idea bulls were a type of cow, I thought they were only bred for bullfighting in Mexico...
#87 to #78 - imakejewburgers
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Cows are all females. Bulls are the males of the species, not a different type.
#89 to #87 - drunkasaurus
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(04/13/2013) [-]
I never had any idea. Bulls just look so different from cows I assumed they were different animals
#46 - justagame
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#73 to #46 - anon
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(04/13/2013) [-]
******* creeper gus
#25 - anon
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(04/13/2013) [-]
What an asshole, seriously. Yes the DEA officer was being a jerk but he was just trying to do his job. The guy in this post could have gotten the officer killed. All he should have said was I understand but there is a bull over there. That would have avoided this whole incident. Just because someone is doing his job and being a jerk doesn't mean you endanger his life.
#79 to #25 - multimedia
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Jesus christ you ******* pathetic moralfag. If somebody thinks that a tiny piece of metal saying "I'm from da governmunt" gives them any authority, they deserve to get run over by a bull. ******* DEA are a bunch of scum.
#98 to #79 - anon
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It does give them authority. They worked hard to get where they are and they're doing the right thing. Drugs are horrible and they're saving lives every day. If you don't want to respect the man than at least respect the badge. I believe people who do drugs are a bunch of scum.
#64 to #25 - demonryder
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(04/13/2013) [-]
It dint really happen this is a old joke on facebook seen it a few years ago
#99 to #25 - electrozz
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#31 to #25 - anon
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(04/13/2013) [-]
the officer could have said "why shouldn't i?" instead of his verbal beratement

crisis averted
#38 to #31 - anon
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(04/13/2013) [-]
But he didn't, he was just being a jerk and not endangering the guys life. He's simply trying to do his job. That other guy is an even bigger asshole for knowing there's a very dangerous animal and not warning the guy.
#94 to #38 - Zarke
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(04/13/2013) [-]
If he was doing his job properly, he'd know that a civie's not required to consent to a search without a warrant. So if you're going to be an asshole about it, then don't expect any sympathy when it blows up in your face.
#104 to #94 - anon
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It doesn't say whether or not there was a warrant, for all we know there was. But i'm not talking legally, i'm talking morally. The guy in this post is a bigger asshole. The officer was just trying to do his damn job. You're ASSUMING there wasn't, i'm ASSUMING there was. There's no way of knowing so neither of us are right. But forget about legal issues, i'm talking about morality. The guy endangered the officer's life like an asshole.
#109 to #104 - Zarke
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The officer would've mentioned one if he had a warrant.

The officer endangered his own life. The farmer warned him, but Mr. DEA was a cocky little bitch running high on his power trip.
#110 to #109 - anon
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(04/13/2013) [-]
He didn't warn him. He never finished his sentence. He never once said there's a bull in that field. He just said don't go in it.
#69 to #25 - lordaurion
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Except that officer was illegally searching the property. So yes, he did deserve it.
#103 to #69 - anon
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(04/13/2013) [-]
No he did not. It doesn't say whether or not there was a warrant, for all we know there was. But i'm not talking legally, i'm talking morally. The guy in this post is a bigger asshole. The officer was just trying to do his damn job.
#105 to #103 - lordaurion
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(04/13/2013) [-]
The officer was using his badge as a warrant. That implies there was none.
#108 to #105 - anon
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(04/13/2013) [-]
No it does not. You just think there wasn't one. I think there was. Neither of us can really be correct. We'll never know. But still like I said forget the legal ****, he should not have endangered another human's life like that. He is the bigger asshole.
#76 to #25 - tdotlegitz
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(04/13/2013) [-]
he didnt have a warrant to go there
#100 to #76 - anon
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Ok but still the guy could have died no matter how much of a jerk he was. I'm not talking legally, i'm talking morally. The guy in this post is a bigger asshole.
#28 to #25 - thephantur
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Yes it does.
#37 to #25 - mrloki
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(04/13/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #3758961 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** nope, it would be even funnier if the DEA officer died crushed by a raging bull ... that would make me smile !
#29 to #25 - jajathezombie
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Yes it does.

Eat the rude.
#66 - bitchplzzz
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#74 - zorororonoa
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Oldie, but a goodie
#84 - edmondc
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(04/13/2013) [-]
**edmondc rolls 23** dubs?
#85 to #84 - edmondc
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(04/13/2013) [-]
of course -_-
#90 to #84 - Dap
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(04/13/2013) [-]
**Dap rolls 62** close, but this is how it's done.
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