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3 Absolutely Glorious Studies

3 Absolutely Glorious Studies. Just three amazing studies... that you should share with your girlfriend to make up for my lack of one. Anyway, I always liked th

Just three amazing studies... that you should share with your girlfriend to make up for my lack of one.
Anyway, I always liked this meme and I don't think I've ever seen any compilations of it so I thought I'd give it a go.
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User avatar #1 - chrolt (04/12/2013) [-]
I have this feeling all of these studies were carried out by men.
#21 to #1 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
Of course they were carried out by men. Most researchers are men. That doesn't mean the results were in any way fudged or falsified. Peer reviewed research is, after all, reviewed by peers. Researchers love to disprove each other.
#26 to #1 - eatitbitches (04/13/2013) [-]
It was carried out by men just like every single other study that was conducted... ever
User avatar #2 to #1 - emojumper (04/12/2013) [-]
You know what, I wouldn't be surprised if scientists and doctors made all of these studies up for personal "gain".
#7 - eshaythewolf (04/13/2013) [-]
If you've got big bazoongas, keep those bad boys bra'd up because they're likely to get saggy. (Though don't sleep with a bra on, that 			****		 is just bad for you.)    
And if you've got small ones, well, wearing a bra isn't much of a big deal.   
Medium sized boobs, well, I think it depends on how perky they are really.    
   
Anyhow, that's just my thoughts on it.
If you've got big bazoongas, keep those bad boys bra'd up because they're likely to get saggy. (Though don't sleep with a bra on, that **** is just bad for you.)
And if you've got small ones, well, wearing a bra isn't much of a big deal.
Medium sized boobs, well, I think it depends on how perky they are really.

Anyhow, that's just my thoughts on it.
#6 - spamzor (04/13/2013) [-]
I've heard that making young girls wear bras too soon prevents the muscles that keep em perky from developing. But not wearing them your whole life inevitably leads to saggyness.

Gentlemen, we must conduct a thorough study. What is the optimal age to start wearing a bra to gain maximum perkyness? And how does boob size correlate to this data? I imagine larger breast would entail that wearing a bra will have to be put off until a later age, to let the proper muscles develop.

And then there is the question as to the exact shape the bra must have to make the mammaries rest in the ideal position, to minimize the cruel effect of gravity on breasts. Truly, this would be an honourable field of study.
#16 to #6 - batleth (04/13/2013) [-]
Breasts are not kept perky by muscles, but by ligaments. Cooper's ligaments, which are anchored to the fascia of the pectoralis major muscle maintain the shape of the breast. It is important to note that once these ligaments have been weakened or torn, the damage is irreversible. There are many factors that can lead to this, most have nothing to do with whether or not a bra is used ( weight, number of pregnancies, genetics, etc). However, I would recommend wearing a sports bra during vigorous exercise because it might reduce the stress on the ligaments caused by constantly bouncing titties.   
you're welcome, ladies
Breasts are not kept perky by muscles, but by ligaments. Cooper's ligaments, which are anchored to the fascia of the pectoralis major muscle maintain the shape of the breast. It is important to note that once these ligaments have been weakened or torn, the damage is irreversible. There are many factors that can lead to this, most have nothing to do with whether or not a bra is used ( weight, number of pregnancies, genetics, etc). However, I would recommend wearing a sports bra during vigorous exercise because it might reduce the stress on the ligaments caused by constantly bouncing titties.
you're welcome, ladies
User avatar #20 to #16 - ViXi (04/13/2013) [-]
This was less fun than I thought it'd be.
User avatar #12 - redstonealchemist (04/13/2013) [-]
ever seen a pic of several african women who don't wear anything on top? their bobs are REALLY saggy.
User avatar #14 to #12 - largeheadphones (04/13/2013) [-]
I hate that, it makes me want to get off the internet.
User avatar #15 - PedoBearFTW (04/13/2013) [-]
I've got small boobs and I always sleep in a bra, it's just more comfortable for me, I don't know why. ._.
#30 - skypatrol ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
My future job.
User avatar #25 - lolme (04/13/2013) [-]
Have any of you actually seen topless African ladies? Their Titts are hanging below their ******* knees, they can ******* tie a knot on their back with them. This is BS.
#24 - nutsofgod (04/13/2013) [-]
god im gonna help girls be so healthy
#22 - jaigurudevaom (04/13/2013) [-]
Can I just say    
   
Not wearing a bra is pretty bad, your boobs go all over the place and it's uncomfortable   
   
The blowjob one, I actually quite like giving bjs, but not when they're forced and you don't want to give them. So, it won't actually make you happier in that sense
Can I just say

Not wearing a bra is pretty bad, your boobs go all over the place and it's uncomfortable

The blowjob one, I actually quite like giving bjs, but not when they're forced and you don't want to give them. So, it won't actually make you happier in that sense
#19 - someoneforamoment (04/13/2013) [-]
I seriously doubt the first one
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User avatar #9 - lightninghorse (04/13/2013) [-]
no wonder gay guys are always so happy
User avatar #8 - OddballAnon (04/13/2013) [-]
Except for the part where doing things like running or even walking sometimes without a boulder holder if you are over a B cup can be incredibly painful. Those bitches need support man because hell yes it does help prevent ******* back pain. (source: experience)
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