Eminem Jesus. . Psalms are ‘sweaty l)) iar.. Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To baptize everyone you ever wanted in one moment Would you save them or just let people sin? Oh Psalms are sweaty
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Psalms are ‘sweaty l))
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Submitted: 04/12/2013
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#19 - Anonnnymous (04/13/2013) [+] (27 replies)
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To baptize everyone you ever wanted in one moment
Would you save them or just let people sin?
Oh

Psalms are sweaty, knees weak; cross is heavy.
There's vomit on my tunic already, Mother Mary.
He's Jewish, and on the surface he looks calm and ready to become a martyr bomb,
But he keeps on forgetting what he was told,
The whole mass goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the stones are coming now
He's hanging out, everybody is throwing, Ow.
His life's run out, he has respawned now!
Strapped back to reality, Oh there goes Christianity
Oh, there goes Rabi, he got poked
Strung up on the cross, he won't give up that easy. Oh
He will not have it; he knows he’s these people’s hopes.
It doesn’t matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's roped
He's so immobile, he knows
When he goes back to his mother's home, that's when it's
Back from death again, oh
This whole tragedy
They better write about this moment and hope it don't pass judgment on them.
#33 - badsamaritan ONLINE (04/13/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Walk up to the club like "What up, I got a big cross"
#1 - tehyanx (04/12/2013) [-]
This I like.
#17 - vishnarg (04/13/2013) [-]
JFW he walked out of his tomb
JFW he walked out of his tomb
#39 - soarinxdashie (04/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
lol
#75 - babyweewee (04/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#38 - deadmauf (04/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
As a christian, I could get myself worked up about this, and call out christian ji-had.

But i'm just sitting here thinking... meh... I have better things to do...
#51 to #38 - deadmauf (04/13/2013) [-]
take a little joke people   
   
inb4 red thumbs, I'm going down with dignity.
take a little joke people

inb4 red thumbs, I'm going down with dignity.
#106 - namesboo (04/13/2013) [-]
Psalms are sweaty.... Psalms
Psalms are sweaty.... Psalms
#86 - skrewbacca (04/13/2013) [-]
I love everything about this
I love everything about this
#57 - helenacurtis (04/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#20 - weinergobbler (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
One of the only times an FJ post has made me laugh out loud.
#73 - axeaddonis (04/13/2013) [-]
Spaghetti? Jesus was a pastafarian confirmed.
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