Eminem Jesus. . Psalms are ‘sweaty l)) iar.. Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To baptize everyone you ever wanted in one moment Would you save them or just let people sin? Oh Psalms are sweaty blub im a bike
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#19 - Anonnnymous (04/13/2013) [-]
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To baptize everyone you ever wanted in one moment
Would you save them or just let people sin?
Oh

Psalms are sweaty, knees weak; cross is heavy.
There's vomit on my tunic already, Mother Mary.
He's Jewish, and on the surface he looks calm and ready to become a martyr bomb,
But he keeps on forgetting what he was told,
The whole mass goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the stones are coming now
He's hanging out, everybody is throwing, Ow.
His life's run out, he has respawned now!
Strapped back to reality, Oh there goes Christianity
Oh, there goes Rabi, he got poked
Strung up on the cross, he won't give up that easy. Oh
He will not have it; he knows he’s these people’s hopes.
It doesn’t matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's roped
He's so immobile, he knows
When he goes back to his mother's home, that's when it's
Back from death again, oh
This whole tragedy
They better write about this moment and hope it don't pass judgment on them.
#103 to #19 - notsureifanon (04/13/2013) [-]
**notsureifanon rolled a random image posted in comment #76 at Unknownforgotten **  I have no picture in my folder that can express the awesomeness of this.
**notsureifanon rolled a random image posted in comment #76 at Unknownforgotten ** I have no picture in my folder that can express the awesomeness of this.
#122 to #19 - John Cena (04/13/2013) [-]
Delicious pasta
#45 to #19 - badsamaritan (04/13/2013) [-]
Winner
Winner
User avatar #29 to #19 - markertemp (04/13/2013) [-]
Aside form the misspelling of Rabbi, this was beautiful.
#87 to #19 - vytros (04/13/2013) [-]
That 			******		 dope yo.
That ****** dope yo.
#108 to #19 - funnymanohword (04/13/2013) [-]
I...I think I fell in love with you. Will you marry me?
#127 to #19 - TreesyDoesIt (04/13/2013) [-]
you glorious bastard
#41 to #19 - John Cena (04/13/2013) [-]
Now if someone posts a recording of this...
User avatar #23 to #19 - thelordofbutthurt (04/13/2013) [-]
You better give your life to the lord. Jesus our saviour.
bitch you better never doubt his word, oh!
you only got one shot to go through the pearly Doors!
this opportunity's, the work of a lifetime yo! x2

#98 to #19 - generalcool **User deleted account** (04/13/2013) [-]
.___________________________.
#36 to #19 - ButtonFly (04/13/2013) [-]
I like you.
I like you.
User avatar #85 to #19 - realgooner (04/13/2013) [-]
I don't fav comments often, unless it's brilliant.
User avatar #24 to #19 - Lolzster (04/13/2013) [-]
MOAR LIKES
#34 to #19 - abcdxyz (04/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#116 to #19 - littlepolski (04/13/2013) [-]
this is amazing
this is amazing
User avatar #31 to #19 - slimtotheshady (04/13/2013) [-]
You won dude. You just won.
#135 to #19 - John Cena (04/13/2013) [-]
someone needs to make this a real song
#136 to #135 - John Cena (04/13/2013) [-]
It's a ******* Eminem-song. L2listen 2 3m1n3m.
User avatar #22 to #19 - guiguito (04/13/2013) [-]
favorited this ****
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#33 - badsamaritan (04/13/2013) [-]
Walk up to the club like "What up, I got a big cross"
User avatar #37 to #33 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
I'm so holy, bein' the son of the Big Boss
User avatar #43 to #37 - tonyredgrave ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Physically I'm mortal but spiritually untouchable
Here to erase the sins of everybody's souls

Try to write more?
User avatar #46 to #43 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
I'm gonna save some souls
Only got peace and love on my schedule
I, I, I'm dyin'
Redeemin' all of mankind
I am ******* Jesusss
User avatar #48 to #46 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Whatchu know bout stabbin that crown in your noggin?
Whatchu know bout wearin that thin linen?
I'm dying, I'm dying, what's up Joseph of Arimatheeah?
Three days later, that's another Lord come up.
User avatar #50 to #48 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
I wear a poor man's clothes
I perform miracles
I feed five thousand bros
With just two fish and five loaves
User avatar #52 to #50 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Your Goddy, your Ghosty, your Virgin, your Mary
I'll take those ratty flip-floppies, sinner's-hand, I rock that Virgin-lover
The t-built crucie with four nails on that Virgin-lover
I climbed the hill and they banged me on that Virgin-lover!
User avatar #53 to #52 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
There was a cheating woman
I forgave a cheating woman
I forgave a blind beggar
Then forgave a crippled woman
Hello, hello, follow me child
Moses ain't got nothin' on my miracle style
User avatar #58 to #53 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Betray, betray, you weak man, you Judas
Iscariot ain't got nothing on my cross game, dumbass
I could get repentance, make church cool, diss gold
The Jesusfags would be like "Aw, he got his palms holed"
#69 to #58 - thezillis (04/13/2013) [-]
Giving out so many green thumbs, I feel like Oprah
User avatar #68 to #58 - sphincterface (04/13/2013) [-]
I shall make this into a legit parody. Giving u credit for it, of course.
User avatar #60 to #58 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I can't think of anymore, lmao. That was fun though.
User avatar #61 to #60 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Quite so, it's been a pleasure committing heresy with you!
User avatar #62 to #61 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I'm sure Jesus has a sense of humor. He is Jewish after all.
User avatar #63 to #62 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
What was his favorite song, "Don't Jewish your martyr was chill like me"?
User avatar #64 to #63 - jokeface (04/13/2013) [-]
I think it was "My Crucifixion Brings all the Boys to the Yard"
User avatar #66 to #64 - taxation (04/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, that or Black Sabbath. He was always one for irony, that son of God!
User avatar #72 to #66 - nuclearapparition (04/13/2013) [-]
You guys' thread just won the entire internet, it's a glorious thing to watch unfold.
#44 to #43 - badsamaritan (04/13/2013) [-]
idk how to respond
picture relevant to how i feel
#1 - tehyanx (04/12/2013) [-]
This I like.
#86 - skrewbacca (04/13/2013) [-]
I love everything about this
I love everything about this
#17 - vishnarg (04/13/2013) [-]
JFW he walked out of his tomb
JFW he walked out of his tomb
User avatar #93 to #75 - xupmatoih (04/13/2013) [-]
he's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
what he wrote down, the whole spaghetti oh so loud
he opens his mouth but spaghetti wont come one
he's choking now, everybody's spaghetti now
The clock's run out, time's up spaghetti, bloah!
User avatar #97 to #93 - zonryu ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
>everybody's spaghetti

I havent laughed this hard in ages
#106 - namesboo (04/13/2013) [-]
Psalms are sweaty.... Psalms
Psalms are sweaty.... Psalms
#114 - heyheyenglish (04/13/2013) [-]
you better cruce' yoself
#73 - axeaddonis (04/13/2013) [-]
Spaghetti? Jesus was a pastafarian confirmed.
#121 - captainofsmash (04/13/2013) [-]
That's a Jewfish, by the way
#20 - weinergobbler (04/13/2013) [-]
One of the only times an FJ post has made me laugh out loud.
#110 to #20 - John Cena (04/13/2013) [-]
an hero
-2
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User avatar #104 to #39 - blacktitan (04/13/2013) [-]
Next time you're laughing out loud for something like that, please take a video so i can see! :) (not a happy smiley, it's a rape one!)
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