troll mum. . Awoman and her son were riding in a taxi in Mumbai. I was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings Mom," said the boy, "what
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troll mum

Awoman and her son were riding in a taxi in Mumbai. I was raining and
all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings
Mom," said the boy, "what are all these women doing?"
They' re waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.
The taxi driver turns around and says, "Gees lady, why don' t you tell him the truth?
They' re hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."
The little boy' s eyes get wide and he says. "ls that true, Mom?"
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, what happens to the babies those
women have?"
Most of them become taxi drivers," she said,
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User avatar #1 - watermelonkittie (04/12/2013) [-]
You were raining?
#64 to #1 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
It was after no-fap november
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#3 to #1 - weedly Comment deleted by weedly [-]
User avatar #46 to #3 - yamadragon ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
wat.
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User avatar #9 to #1 - thehumanidiot (04/13/2013) [-]
Maybe the earth is trying to become an aspiring writer/narrator
#2 - weetikveel (04/12/2013) [-]
>taxi driver's face when he gets insulted
>taxi driver's face when he gets insulted
User avatar #65 to #62 - arstya (04/13/2013) [-]
Ooooh no...you shouldn't have called him that.
User avatar #7 - Temari (04/13/2013) [-]
I WAS RAINING

I AM THE RAIN!!!!
#35 to #7 - lapsushominum ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
No, I am the Rain!
#8 to #7 - gassnake (04/13/2013) [-]
No you were the lightning in that rain!!
User avatar #13 to #8 - dragonbeeon (04/13/2013) [-]
NO, I AM THE LIGHTNING, THE RAIN TRANSFORMED
#15 to #13 - thisbepi (04/13/2013) [-]
You have forgotten this,good sir.
#21 to #7 - vornic (04/13/2013) [-]
we should set you on fire :D
User avatar #33 to #21 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
goddammit, beat me to it.
User avatar #22 to #21 - deathstare (04/13/2013) [-]
Set fire to the bread
User avatar #14 - Blitzken (04/13/2013) [-]
actually they were waiting for everyone else's husbands to get out of work
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User avatar #40 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
"You hear that kid? Looks like you're gonna be a Taxi Driver when you grow up!"
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#54 - josieabby (04/13/2013) [-]
I was Rainn.
#31 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
taxi drivers correct response? "get used to it kid, you'll end up where I am."
#53 - beroty ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #60 to #53 - funnymidget (04/13/2013) [-]
Are you a taxi driver?
User avatar #63 to #60 - beroty ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Some years ago i was
#61 - yourdonutz ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - karmas (04/13/2013) [-]
First off, I was raining.
Second, if all moms and women in India are like this, no wonder they keep getting raped.

She basicly called his mother a whore just because he told her son the truth.
#43 to #10 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
so he rapes her because she called his mother a whore?
#57 to #43 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
'MURICA.
#11 to #10 - basicly (04/13/2013) [-]
I think you meant basically
User avatar #17 to #11 - izzygirl (04/13/2013) [-]
Are you the new version of defiantly?
#18 to #17 - basicly (04/13/2013) [-]
basically...
User avatar #24 to #17 - deathstare (04/13/2013) [-]
Is that colour planned? Cause if it is, you got some 'splainin to do
#25 to #24 - izzygirl (04/13/2013) [-]
No. Unfortunately I'm stuck with it for two more days. And I keep forgetting that I have that goddamn color.
User avatar #26 to #25 - deathstare (04/13/2013) [-]
Ok, I accept your cry
User avatar #36 to #25 - justsomechickyo ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
I've seen you making these comments a lot the last couple of days......if i were you I would ****** rock that colored txt!! I mean your not gunna have it forever......if others don't like it then thats their problem yo! (ps I'm jealous I wish I had colored text)
User avatar #29 to #17 - josephwolfe (04/13/2013) [-]
Why even use colored text if it's that hard to use?
User avatar #12 to #11 - karmas (04/13/2013) [-]
I think you're right.
Thanks man, and sorry for the notification.
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#52 - diegotan (04/13/2013) [-]
He was raining?
He was raining?
#39 - winniedawho ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
SON OF A BITCH!
User avatar #51 - jiggyrasta (04/13/2013) [-]
this site is just full of posts that give me cancer
#55 to #51 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
then get off it
#19 - golbot (04/13/2013) [-]
Answers in the affirmative?
#42 to #19 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
It means she said yes.
#48 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
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#58 to #48 - creepyunclebob (04/13/2013) [-]
Oh good, now anons are doing it, that means it will stop.
#56 to #48 - mooderp (04/13/2013) [-]
*******		 anon.
******* anon.
User avatar #4 - melontwilight (04/12/2013) [-]
I've seen this a couple of times, and every time I wonder what the point is in adding that it is raining. You could tell the same joke without mentioning it, just that there were prostitutes and a little boys asks what they're doing, etc.
#16 to #4 - thebeatlesfan (04/13/2013) [-]
I like to imagine things as specifically as possible. I'm disappointed the smell in the taxi wasn't included.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Vegetaftfw (04/12/2013) [-]
If it wasn't raining they probably wouldn't be standing under the awnings.
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