yo gurl. . I' m not saying you' re fat but if f were to cumshot your chin you' d look like santa Mar claus 7. 3- 32% Munch 70% Friend 23% Enemy pistil I' m not
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yo gurl

I' m not saying you' re fat but if f were to cumshot your chin you' d look like santa Mar
claus
7. 3- 32% Munch 70% Friend 23% Enemy
pistil I' m not saying you' re a jerk or lack game, but that line makes me wonder if Mer
you' re stable.
I' m probably more stable than the chair you' re sitting on right now. You' re about my
as as you are bloated. All can be forgiven though if you whip off that
bra and give me a shot of those milk duds.
I' m not interested. You' re wasting your time, my
mom baby quit playing hard to get. You know you want my male syrup on your Mar
pancakes.
You can only play that card for so long before your carnal desires kickin and Mar
you' re licking my profile picture. I want to smear you in green paint and *****
you like a disobedient avocado.
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#3 - shadowm ONLINE (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Disobedient avocado
#1 - sharkpunch (04/12/2013) [-]
>I want to smear you in green paint and 						*****					 you like a disobedient avocado   
>smear you in green paint and 						*****					 you like a disobedient avocado   
>like a disobedient avocado   
>disobedient avocado   
wat?
>I want to smear you in green paint and ***** you like a disobedient avocado
>smear you in green paint and ***** you like a disobedient avocado
>like a disobedient avocado
>disobedient avocado
wat?
#7 - jcruikjcruik (04/12/2013) [-]
' ***** you like a disobedient avocado'


Lost it.
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#31 - Deeticky Comment deleted by envyvanitas [+] (3 replies)
#13 - motherduck (04/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#37 - Protomix (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>disobedient avacado   
>disobedient avacado   
>DISOBEDIENT AVACADO
>disobedient avacado
>disobedient avacado
>DISOBEDIENT AVACADO
#14 - BraindeadBuddha (04/13/2013) [-]
"disobedient avocado"
#72 - thepink (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oooo yeah, who's been a ******* girl?

I saw you giving me those eyes. Don't lie to me you filthy slut.

Let's get some of your friends and make some guacamole ;)

I brought my own sour cream
User avatar #21 - youarenotspecial (04/13/2013) [-]
That was just unnecessarily mean. FJ hypocrisy strikes again.
#53 - Darkskrye (04/13/2013) [-]
>disobedient avocado
gets me every ******* time
User avatar #36 - fireprincess (04/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Is there a story as to why you're picking on this girl? Is she a bitchy fat girl who thinks she's all that? Or did you just pick some random fat girl to pick on so you could post it and get thumbs?
User avatar #17 - SirSheepy (04/13/2013) [-]
YOU'RE A ******* PRICK
BUT IT'S STILL ******* HILARIOUS
#71 - lunacy (04/13/2013) [-]
"smear you in green paint and 						*****					 you like a disobedient avocado"
"smear you in green paint and ***** you like a disobedient avocado"
User avatar #65 - musicality (04/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
She's not that fat, actually. Unless she's a total bitch, I don't think she deserved that. Cute picture, no cleavage. Good spelling. Most of FJ would want to tap her, don't lie.
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User avatar #19 to #15 - defensive (04/13/2013) [-]
As a girl myself, I can safely say that gender doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is that someone fat is involved and someone who can make hilarious comments like this guy.
#54 - EpicTie (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
***** you like a disobedient avocado.
#10 - responsibletim (04/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - gonzoen (04/13/2013) [-]
She's actually pretty cute ^^
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