Bill Gates Now On Hit List. Found on newyorker.com.. Was about to thumb down, thinking it was fake, then paused long enough to research it MFW the article is completely legit windows eight y u no user friendly
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#10 - masterchiefawesome (04/12/2013) [-]
> declaring war on microsoft
> declaring war on microsoft
#143 to #10 - toasthemost (04/13/2013) [-]
who is this guy? ive seen him heaps on this site but i don't know who he is
User avatar #220 to #143 - masterchiefawesome (04/13/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/JonTronShow

Have fun. The gif is from his Star wars Kinect video, but pretty much all of his stuff is great. Also, watch game grumps after that, it's him and Egoraptor playing old games and it's just as ****** funny
#235 to #220 - mlpokeyuan (04/13/2013) [-]
I'm pleased with the amount of people on this site who watch JonTron and Game Grumps.
I'm pleased with the amount of people on this site who watch JonTron and Game Grumps.
User avatar #202 to #143 - shadowrated (04/13/2013) [-]
he is DJ 4DM1N
#189 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
#45 - feffog ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
QUICK TELL HIM TO USE INTERNET EXPLORER IT WILL GIVE US MUCH MORE TIME
QUICK TELL HIM TO USE INTERNET EXPLORER IT WILL GIVE US MUCH MORE TIME
#6 - nicopwnz (04/12/2013) [-]
Good guy Microsoft

Makes Windows 8 ****
Saves us from nuclear annihilation
User avatar #110 to #6 - ddemiddon (04/13/2013) [-]
I don't think it's ********** is wholly the problem
#161 to #6 - anINTENSEginger (04/13/2013) [-]
>Implying they could hit us
User avatar #221 to #6 - buttertoastt (04/13/2013) [-]
Saved us? or them???
#224 to #6 - John Cena (04/13/2013) [-]
windows 8 is the same thing as windows 7 except with way easier options on ways to get to things. I find that the only people who dont like it are the ones who dont know how to navigate it. Its not that hard and if you have a touchpad or a touch screen its really simple...
#63 to #6 - John Cena (04/12/2013) [-]
Bill Gates is my ******* hero. He donates billions to those who need it and he now delayed a 'nuclear threat'. ******* hero is what he is.
User avatar #111 to #6 - ericzxvc (04/13/2013) [-]
I get the joke but it's not because the OS is bad that there are problems it's because he upgraded from a ******* 18 year old OS.
User avatar #214 to #111 - hydraetis (04/13/2013) [-]
It's bad.
#13 to #6 - trojandetected (04/12/2013) [-]
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #3828141 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **    
   
Bad luck explorer:    
   
Makes 			****		 product gets hated   
   
Windows 8:   
   
Makes 			****		 product saves world
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #3828141 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **

Bad luck explorer:

Makes **** product gets hated

Windows 8:

Makes **** product saves world
User avatar #126 to #6 - spysappinmysasha (04/13/2013) [-]
I really dont want to owe my life to Microsoft... they already have enough of that as it is.
#137 to #6 - John Cena (04/13/2013) [-]
Windows 8 is not that bad it's just windows 7 with a crappy app style home screen
User avatar #36 to #6 - hanakoikezawa (04/12/2013) [-]
Like NK would've hit anything.
User avatar #113 - heartlessrobot (04/13/2013) [-]
>declare war on Microsoft
Microsoft can probably afford better nukes than he can.
#40 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
all because he couldn't find the start button.....
#2 - iamtheblackgoat (04/12/2013) [-]
Was about to thumb down, thinking it was fake, then paused long enough to research it   
   
MFW the article is completely legit
Was about to thumb down, thinking it was fake, then paused long enough to research it

MFW the article is completely legit
#138 to #2 - John Cena (04/13/2013) [-]
This is fake, man. It amazes that people see an organized website and take everything written there for granted. It's a joke dude
User avatar #163 to #2 - thetrobadour (04/13/2013) [-]
James !! I so ******* love that guy
#197 to #2 - John Cena (04/13/2013) [-]
If anyone for a moment believed that this is true... Well I guess I just don't know what to say other than they are fools. The Newyorker is a popular satire site, much like TheOnion albeit not as popular.
#212 to #2 - thealpharogue (04/13/2013) [-]
It's an article of the Borowitz Report, the part of the New Yorker which is written completely in satire. It's basically The Onion but on an actual newspaper/news site.
#215 to #2 - superclamsquared (04/13/2013) [-]
This... this isn't satire?
This... this isn't satire?
User avatar #244 to #215 - nsfwbrowserv (04/14/2013) [-]
No it is a satire.
User avatar #240 to #215 - enorus (04/13/2013) [-]
It is. iamtheblackgoat is either joking or incredibly stupid.
User avatar #228 to #2 - TheNumerator (04/13/2013) [-]
"Then paused long enough to research it"

Looks like you didn't research for as long as you should have. It's called satire. But that's okay I thought it was legit too
User avatar #77 to #2 - bothemastaofall (04/12/2013) [-]
This is 100% fake dude.
User avatar #3 to #2 - YllekNayr (04/12/2013) [-]
Please tell me this is actually a joke
User avatar #4 to #3 - repostforlife (04/12/2013) [-]
sorry to say it isn't, www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/north-korean-missil e-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html there is the link
User avatar #7 to #4 - daorien (04/12/2013) [-]
Actually it is, look at the keywords of that article.
User avatar #52 to #4 - kimilsung ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
I could make it shorter thanks to the motherland technology.
You need to login to view this link
User avatar #151 to #4 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (04/13/2013) [-]
According to wiki...

"The New Yorker is an American magazine of reportage, commentary, criticism, essays, fiction, satire, cartoons, and poetry."

More than likely it's fake.
User avatar #152 to #151 - repostforlife (04/13/2013) [-]
am I not allowed to screw with people?is that so hard?
User avatar #162 to #152 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (04/13/2013) [-]
Sorry. It's just a pet peeve of mine when people post something as real when it's not. It's more of a problem on facebook rather than FJ. Idk, it just rubs me the wrong way.
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#54 to #2 - greeenman (04/12/2013) [-]
Everyone calm their tits, it is actually fake
"...The Borowitz Report is totally, hilariously fake...."


-news.yahoo.com/north-korea-windows-8-andy-borowitz-yorker-common-1218413 44--politics.html
#199 - CapnInterwebz (04/13/2013) [-]
"the inner workings of North Korea's missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95"
"the inner workings of North Korea's missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95"
#160 - SubjectThree (04/13/2013) [-]
The error message they got.
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#232 to #160 - exlo (04/13/2013) [-]
I just read that in Mandark's voice.

I need to stop watching Boomerang or some **** , I dunno.
User avatar #190 - tehlulzbringer (04/13/2013) [-]
Have they tried turning it off and on?
#83 - John Cena (04/12/2013) [-]
And that is how Microsoft stopped WW3
User avatar #96 to #83 - furryflava (04/12/2013) [-]
its gonna be a short ass ******* war if only north korea and the US is gonna be in it
#206 - basicly (04/13/2013) [-]
April 15th, 2013

The North Koreans attack. It is revealed that at the neglect of their own people, they have been pumping resources into a computer virus, which they unleash in the most destructive manner possible. As Starcraft servers crash, South Koreans panic and look to the US for aid. But we are powerless to help. The virus has spread to other Blizzard servers, and thousands of American reel in agony as their Lvl 70 Paladins are deleted.

The day is remembered as the most infamous in American history.
#188 - funneyjunkie (04/13/2013) [-]
&gt;MFW this is legit.
>MFW this is legit.
#148 - pjoach (04/13/2013) [-]
Hello customer support, how may I help you?

Herro yes computer no working.

Ok can you please tell me the country your from I'll try and patch someone through to you.

North Korea

.....hmmm deleting system 32 should help it's full of propaganda from the west that's slowing your computer down.

Thank you very much, much pleasure to your family
#117 - ButtonFly ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
I had to stop reading and check several times if this article is from the Onion.
I had to stop reading and check several times if this article is from the Onion.
User avatar #123 to #117 - jjrod (04/13/2013) [-]
is it?
#132 to #123 - ButtonFly ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
It's not an article from the Onion but nonetheless, it is still just a spoof.
It's not an article from the Onion but nonetheless, it is still just a spoof.
#90 - darkdragonswrath (04/12/2013) [-]
Pfff should have gotten Windows 7.
Pfff should have gotten Windows 7.
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