I Do What I Want. Found on Buzzfeed.. The is wrong with some of these teachers? bkdelivers dot com
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#66 - thundagawd ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
"Although he was correct, Alex's actions show a blatant disregard for authority"

How ******* arrogant can this bitch possibly be?
#163 to #66 - renegadehawk (04/12/2013) [-]
But I don't understand I googled it and it looks as though he was not correct...
User avatar #164 to #163 - thundagawd ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
1 kilometer = 1000 meters
1 mile = 1609 meters

The teacher claimed that 1 kilometer was longer than 1 mile, and the student corrected him, but received detention for "Disregarding his (the teacher's) authority".
User avatar #165 to #164 - renegadehawk (04/12/2013) [-]
Oh i get it i was looking at it backwards. That teacher is such a dick.
User avatar #166 to #165 - thundagawd ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, took me a while to realize what he was trying to say too, the sentence was written in an odd way =/
User avatar #190 to #163 - retardxatxlarge (04/13/2013) [-]
You really are retarded arent you? It says that 1 kilometer is the equivalent of 0.62 of a mile. Which means that obviously it would take more than a single kilometer to equal 1 mile.
User avatar #194 to #190 - renegadehawk (04/13/2013) [-]
No I am not retarded. I was overthinking it and was thinking backwards. As noted below, I realized that I was looking at it wrong.
User avatar #96 to #66 - theafroman (04/12/2013) [-]
It was actually a male teacher. I thought it was a woman at first, too.
User avatar #104 to #96 - thundagawd ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I only realized the name at the bottom of the letter after I posted my comment.
User avatar #68 to #66 - connorusinvictus (04/12/2013) [-]
Ms. Tami Davis of Rogers High School in Rogers Arkansas is that much of a cunt. If you decide to do it, enjoy calling her a bitch.
User avatar #131 to #68 - nsali (04/12/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/tami.davis.9404
this the right tami davis?
#25 - JHDog (04/12/2013) [-]
MFW on 12
#146 to #25 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
Go America!! *applause*

Amen
User avatar #110 to #25 - knitey (04/12/2013) [-]
"Although he was correct"

Honestly what is wrong with some of these teachers? Do they have too much pride to just say "oh sorry that's right, I was mistaken. Thank you for noticing"
#39 to #25 - isolotop (04/12/2013) [-]
I've actually had a teacher come to hate me because I was correcting him all the time. I was in 5th grade, he was not a very smart man
#9 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (04/12/2013) [-]
The **** is wrong with some of these teachers?
User avatar #237 to #9 - cocainrain (04/13/2013) [-]
i'm wondering what the **** is wrong with som of these students number six and seven for instance was retarded students(if you dont know why your at school McDonals will greet you wit open arms)
User avatar #139 to #9 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (04/12/2013) [-]
They're ******* assholes that's what.

Can't they just laugh it off?
#177 to #9 - harbingerwolf (04/13/2013) [-]
"Small man syndrome"   
   
They were probably picked on as a kid, and now they have an ounce of power they feel the need to be as pathetic as this. I really hated school...
"Small man syndrome"

They were probably picked on as a kid, and now they have an ounce of power they feel the need to be as pathetic as this. I really hated school...
#31 - yonkersofwgkta (04/12/2013) [-]
This is my detention slip i recieved a month or so ago
it says "Student used a chocolate milk bottle as his genitals and asked a female - do you want a sip?"
#119 to #31 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
>"a month or so ago"
>2/11
You know exactly how long.
User avatar #182 to #119 - thundagawd ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
2/11 ---> February 11th, you lobotomized twatwaffle. It clearly says "Feb 1 - 2013" at the top of the slip.
User avatar #230 to #31 - najar (04/13/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #36 to #31 - richardastley (04/12/2013) [-]
Does the teacher or supervisor or whoever wrote that know how to spell? I'm seeing "genials" and "sipe".
#189 to #31 - buthow (04/13/2013) [-]
Your name is yonkers
#32 to #31 - yonkersofwgkta (04/12/2013) [-]
(enlarge)
User avatar #37 to #32 - ohgodwaitimatheist (04/12/2013) [-]
Well, did she want it or not?
User avatar #22 - ingabenwetrust (04/12/2013) [-]
Number 12 really rustled me.
I mean, what the **** ? You can't give someone a detention for being right, that's just, well, wrong.
#46 to #22 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what was wrong with that one. Was it the teacher who told the students that kilometers were greater than miles or that one student. I looked it up and 1 kilometer = 0.621371 miles. If the teacher was the one who was telling them that kilometers were greater than miles, then that final paragraph must not be right, and the teacher doesn't really know which is greater.
User avatar #111 to #46 - deadrifler (04/12/2013) [-]
Can't tell if trolling or just stupid....
User avatar #227 to #46 - darkfuzion (04/13/2013) [-]
Let me help you,

1 Kilometer = 0.621371 Miles
1 Mile = 1 Mile
See how a mile is greater than a kilometer?
#21 - theturtletrolley (04/12/2013) [-]
Number 13
The teachers face when
#137 to #21 - fuelnfire ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
I really should get into adventure time.
#250 to #137 - theturtletrolley (04/13/2013) [-]
Yes, yes you should
#158 - Cleavland Steamer (04/12/2013) [-]
Storytime with Cleavland Steamer:   
I was an unruly little 			****		 in middle/high school, and I really should've saved some of my detention slips. I have billions of these stories if anyone wants to hear more.   
>on laptops in class doing research   
>have substitute teacher who doesn't know what the 			****		 she's doing   
>download itunes library onto laptop   
>blast "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang LOUDLY when sub turns her back   
>mute it every time she looks back to see who's playing it   
>blast it again when she turns around   
>keep doing this for 20 minutes   
>shemad.jpg   
>she opens her mouth to yell at the class   
>press play   
>"YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS -"   
>shut it off quickly before she can see who did it   
>she opens her mouth again   
> " - SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL"   
>she's extra pissed, breathing heavily and 			****		   
>she hauls ass across the room towards me   
>			******		   
>mfw she thinks it's the guy next to me and takes his laptop without saying anything   
>she proudly walks back to the front of the classroom, thinking she found the culprit   
>wait for her to sit down at her desk   
>press play while staring her directly in the eyes   
>"SO PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN MY PANTS AND I BET YOU'LL FEEL NUTS..."   
>i forget what my detention slip said, because she wrote a whole 			*******		 essay
Storytime with Cleavland Steamer:
I was an unruly little **** in middle/high school, and I really should've saved some of my detention slips. I have billions of these stories if anyone wants to hear more.
>on laptops in class doing research
>have substitute teacher who doesn't know what the **** she's doing
>download itunes library onto laptop
>blast "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang LOUDLY when sub turns her back
>mute it every time she looks back to see who's playing it
>blast it again when she turns around
>keep doing this for 20 minutes
>shemad.jpg
>she opens her mouth to yell at the class
>press play
>"YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS -"
>shut it off quickly before she can see who did it
>she opens her mouth again
> " - SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL"
>she's extra pissed, breathing heavily and ****
>she hauls ass across the room towards me
> ******
>mfw she thinks it's the guy next to me and takes his laptop without saying anything
>she proudly walks back to the front of the classroom, thinking she found the culprit
>wait for her to sit down at her desk
>press play while staring her directly in the eyes
>"SO PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN MY PANTS AND I BET YOU'LL FEEL NUTS..."
>i forget what my detention slip said, because she wrote a whole ******* essay
User avatar #231 to #158 - darkfuzion (04/13/2013) [-]
Oh boy, this is gold. I wish **** like this would happen at my school.
#188 to #158 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
MORE.
User avatar #206 to #188 - Cleavland Steamer (04/13/2013) [-]
******* hell. I had no idea you guys would like these haha.

>in class
>listening to guest presenter teach sex ed
>there's a pregnant chick in the class
>her name was Semaj (no joke, this was Detroit, they have some ghetto ass ******* )
>she was the ugliest sack of dog diarrhea I've ever seen
>teacher talks about condoms
>I keep giving Semaj dirty looks
>she get's mad at me and starts cussing me out in jive language
>*REALIZATION*
>her name is ******* "James" spelled backwards
>erupt with laughter and tell her how her parents must've hated her
>tell her it's worse than playing a song backwards and hearing **** about worshipping satan
>she storms out of class and says "I NEED JESUS!!!!!"
>I run to the door and yell "YOU'RE GONNA NEED MORE THAN THAT"
>got suspended for a week
>she ******* switched schools
#226 to #206 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
More.
User avatar #233 to #226 - Cleavland Steamer (04/13/2013) [-]
I'm done for now, I got stuff to do...



I'll definitely tell more when the opportunity arises though
#178 to #158 - part (04/13/2013) [-]
For the love of god MOAR
User avatar #181 to #178 - Cleavland Steamer (04/13/2013) [-]
This won't get any thumbs, but who cares, I'm doing this just for you. Also, remember I was a GIGANTIC ******* asshole in high school.

>be 16
>hate my school
>have urge to **** **** up
>bring with me every school's second most feared weapon after an assault rifle: a sharpie
>draw ****** graffiti in all the bathrooms
>swastikas, dicks, obscenities, caricatures of Bill Clinton, etc.
>janitors attempt to wipe it off with cleaning fluid
>check on my artwork
>laugh heartily when I see that all the janitors managed to do was smear it EVERYWHERE
>check on my artwork a week later
>they tried to cover it with white paint (the walls were white)
>again, it did nothing but smear it ******* everywhere
>the janitors decide to input The Final Solution
>they paint over it with green paint
>so now they had gigantic green splotches all over the white walls
>looks like Shrek puked everywhere
>using sharpie, draw picture of Jigsaw from Saw series
>caption it "Hello janitors, I want to play a game. It's called: PAINT THE WHOLE ******* BATHROOM GREEN"
>get expelled for unrelated incident
>hanging with friends a month later
>they tell me that several teams of janitors used floor polishers with sandpaper to try and remove graffiti
>die laughing
User avatar #185 to #181 - Cleavland Steamer (04/13/2013) [-]
inb4 "The janitors didn't deserve that, you're a horrible person."



I know they didn't, and I know I am. I was the definition of a piece of **** when I was in high school
#127 - TodayIAmMe (04/12/2013) [-]
that bitch...
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#2 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
My desk is Mahogany.......... Mahogany
#11 to #2 - vicsix (04/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#60 - buttholee (04/12/2013) [-]
Seems legit...
#120 to #60 - julesk (04/12/2013) [-]
don't insult professor awesome he is obviously real.
#125 to #120 - buttholee (04/12/2013) [-]
Or you know...
#74 - naitsabesh ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
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Ask teacher to calm down, detention.
Fights for the truth, detention.
User avatar #86 - jakekel (04/12/2013) [-]
"In the future alex would be better off accepting my teachings without resistance."

I raged internally.
User avatar #93 to #86 - vatra (04/12/2013) [-]
I raged externally.
User avatar #71 - zevran (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm kind of shocked that "defiance" is on some of those papers. Seriosuly, that seems like somthing a dictatorship would write as a justification.
#83 to #71 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
Pretty much / I dew agree with a whore there$$$$
User avatar #20 - punnyjunky ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
A friend of mine was referred for supporting mitt romney :P
(referrals being the step after detentions at my school)
User avatar #29 to #20 - porridgewithwater (04/12/2013) [-]
Please tell me they were fired.
User avatar #162 to #29 - punnyjunky ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
No no, it was all in jest, he didn't actually have to go through with it, but the teacher filled out the form and everything. She's actually a really cool
teacher thinking back on it.
#143 - redeadhunter (04/12/2013) [-]
MFW Number 12
MFW Number 12
#70 - Logicaltightrope (04/12/2013) [-]
@ #4:   
   
Flying is a disrespect to the environment?  What, gravity's gonna get insulted?
@ #4:

Flying is a disrespect to the environment? What, gravity's gonna get insulted?
#105 to #70 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
i went to that middle school the teacher that gave him the detention was a bitch
#191 to #70 - lolibear (04/13/2013) [-]
*disruption* Attempting to fly, and jumping is disrupting the class through physical means. Hence, physical disruption.
#195 to #192 - lolibear (04/13/2013) [-]
Your entire joke was based on a reading error, all i did was point it out.
User avatar #51 - masdercheef (04/12/2013) [-]
If most of these things happened at my school, either everyone (including the teacher) would laugh, or the teacher would just tell the student to sit down as to continue on with the lesson.
#224 - skinless (04/13/2013) [-]
12# is the sigh of a douche bag with control issues,on a further note am i the only one here who can read cursive?
#236 to #224 - chammalam (04/13/2013) [-]
i read his name as hill licker
#109 - adrianking (04/12/2013) [-]
MFW #12
MFW #12
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