Mind Hacks. The last one..... The second from last is crap. The person will draw or write a penis. yum
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User avatar #39 - chargedpking (04/12/2013) [-]
who the **** remembers what they had for lunch 3 days ago?
User avatar #46 to #39 - loszombis (04/12/2013) [-]
i had a tuna sandwich
#59 to #39 - dukeofdickbutt (04/12/2013) [-]
Cerial
User avatar #71 to #39 - mrstalin (04/12/2013) [-]
Fish burger with mayo.
User avatar #86 to #39 - lieutenantderp (04/12/2013) [-]
OP does

dicks
#106 to #39 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
I do.... Nothing. I had nothing for lunch 3 days ago.
User avatar #227 to #39 - gavinchase (04/13/2013) [-]
I had a PB & J with Thai Tea.

I only remembered because that's the only thing I've eaten for lunch for the past five days.
User avatar #277 to #39 - Dap (04/13/2013) [-]
Me, it was Chipotle...



i go there every day
User avatar #84 to #39 - enorus (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm not sure but I think I had food
User avatar #54 to #39 - teseus (04/12/2013) [-]
I do. I'm on a very strict pizza diet.
User avatar #69 to #39 - saxtasticnick (04/12/2013) [-]
Batman does. You know what his lunch is every day?
Justice.
User avatar #276 to #90 - saxtasticnick (04/13/2013) [-]
Don't forget the side of spaghetti, that's what separates it from lunch.
#24 - lempersy (04/12/2013) [-]
I don't think misplacing anything in my messy room will help me remember things
User avatar #38 to #24 - daentraya (04/12/2013) [-]
Leave a note on.. That white patch of wall. It will stand out in the sudden clear space that is part of your wall
#57 to #24 - guruxz (04/12/2013) [-]
ahh the memories
User avatar #115 to #24 - lillamy (04/12/2013) [-]
JESUS **** !! I rarely think I have some form of OCD but seeing pictures like this makes me shiver... It's like a jumpscare.
User avatar #49 to #24 - novren (04/12/2013) [-]
I used to wear a watch on my left wrist, so whenever I had to remember something, I simply wore it on my right wrist, this way I would feel uncomfortable and wouldn't miss it, and then the "why did I put it on my... oh yeah right because of X reason".
User avatar #144 to #49 - theodordronen (04/12/2013) [-]
I do that with my ring :)
User avatar #253 to #24 - stadlerman (04/13/2013) [-]
This is your room? Cause I searched for "messy room" on Google images and found the exact same picture in the third row.
User avatar #124 to #24 - failproducer (04/12/2013) [-]
You could clean something! Like taking all your clothes to the cupboard, and when you think: "where the **** is my clothes?!" will you remember it.
#174 to #24 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
question 1. why do you have a whinnie the pooh bear?
question 2. do you really need your t.v that close to your bed?
finally, question 3. HOW TEH **** DO YOU LIVE LIKE THAT???
User avatar #114 to #24 - revisandbutthead (04/12/2013) [-]
You could just right a note that says "e-mail Ernie". That technique works a lot better I think.
#119 to #114 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
You could just right a note
>right a note
>right
#37 to #24 - fuckyouiamcat (04/12/2013) [-]
I really want to clean your room. Don't judge me.
User avatar #135 to #24 - kgfsjholis (04/12/2013) [-]
Where the **** do you sleep???
User avatar #21 - cousin ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
The second from last is crap. The person will draw or write a penis.
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User avatar #257 to #21 - capinsquiggles (04/13/2013) [-]
I would right "Run"
#269 to #21 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
I would write "Anything"...
#81 to #21 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
I'd default to "poop."
Damn I'm immature.
#27 to #21 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
I typically write ****** .
User avatar #82 to #27 - randomnab (04/12/2013) [-]
Same. All of my notebooks are full of random scribblings saying ****** .
#158 to #82 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
Wow, this is just wrong. Why would you write that? I don't get it, especially since your mind is probably blinded by hatred. It may not be, and you may just like the word for some reason, but otherwise, you're just an asshole.
User avatar #232 to #158 - betterguygreg ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Morals? On the Internet? Absurd!
User avatar #159 to #158 - randomnab (04/12/2013) [-]
Nah, besides internet jokes I'm not racist at all. And the nearest black dude is probably a few thousand miles from where I live, so why hate them? It's just a word that's stuck in my head thanks to the internet.
#213 to #158 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
The more you randomly use the word, the more it loses its racist character
#40 - matralith (04/12/2013) [-]
But I had to break the gaze to read the second line...
#30 - felixfj (04/12/2013) [-]
mind tricks.
#56 - blueberrymuffinpie (04/12/2013) [-]
i don't even remember what i had to eat yesterday.
User avatar #51 - SilentRaver (04/12/2013) [-]
I had this friend in high school who looked like Jesus (every school has one) and would always do the funniest **** , mostly pick up half eaten food from the cafeteria trash cans.
Anyways, one day we're sitting at the outside tables during lunch, and people start jumping up and running inside the cafeteria. There's obviously a fight, so Brock (Jesus) bolts into the cafeteria and comes out a minute later with like 6 trays of half eaten pizza.
We asked him how the fight was, "What fight?"
User avatar #152 to #51 - sirlorddarthvader **User deleted account** (04/12/2013) [-]
That is an awesome story.

I wanna do that some time.
#68 - chrisruler (04/12/2013) [-]
none of the others compared to the first one...that guy is a genius.
#140 - Justincredible (04/12/2013) [-]
I heard of the "Give them a pen and paper thing" a couple months and tried it on 2 different friends, and both of them drew a penis....
#107 - mkoala (04/12/2013) [-]
moar please
#41 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (04/12/2013) [-]
what I thought about the last one
> Enlarge
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#166 to #41 - notstill (04/12/2013) [-]
I don't know about other people but I can see the text perfectly without enlarging the picture.
User avatar #210 - linktheherooftime (04/13/2013) [-]
On the last on my grandma just commented "Just pick up their plate and walk off."
MFW she said that.
#211 to #210 - linktheherooftime (04/13/2013) [-]
Forgot the image.
User avatar #132 - BadManTaliban (04/12/2013) [-]
second to last is only true for women in my experience. did an experiment for a psych class and damn near every dude wrote penis while most girls wrote either their name or the name of a family member or boyfriend.
User avatar #133 to #132 - soloparasiempre (04/12/2013) [-]
i wrote potato. what does that make me?
User avatar #145 to #132 - aldheim (04/12/2013) [-]
I would probably write 'anything'
#139 to #132 - darknesincontrol (04/12/2013) [-]
********		 I would have wrote penis too! Must be some advance mind synchronicity or maybe its because im a fag
******** I would have wrote penis too! Must be some advance mind synchronicity or maybe its because im a fag
#7 - justleavefagmin (04/12/2013) [-]
Trick Question:
I don't ever eat lunch.
#98 to #7 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
My answer: the same thing I always have, a sandwich.
User avatar #162 to #7 - drewhamster (04/12/2013) [-]
Same here, but sadly it still took me forever to figure that out. My thought process "Yeah right, I bet I can answer this easy. Let's see. Lunch...lunch...what did I have for lunch three days ago. Well yesterday I uh...I had...Great. I can't even remember what I had for lunch yesterday. Hmm well three days ago was Tuesday so... **** I hardly ever eat lunch."
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User avatar #130 - I Am Monkey (04/12/2013) [-]
3 days ago? I have to look down to remember what I'm eating right now.
User avatar #112 - theqsk (04/12/2013) [-]
Three days ago? I can't even remember what I had last night.
User avatar #120 to #112 - namnori (04/12/2013) [-]
You eat lunch at night?
User avatar #121 to #120 - theqsk (04/12/2013) [-]
Don't judge.
User avatar #122 to #121 - namnori (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm asking, not judging.
#94 - Dakafal (04/12/2013) [-]
Acting like you're supposed to be doing whatever it is you're doing, almost ALWAYS works. My manager has 12 bar stools in his house, TWELVE. He stole all of them from various bars that he got 			****		 service at. All he had to do was walk in, grab it, and walk out. Similarly, a guy in a blue jumpsuit walked into the kitchen of my restaurant, walked to the front, grabbed a table, and walked back out. None of us questioned what he was doing. Not even the 			*******		 owner. He didn't even realize the guy stole it until the next day when he remembered there was no reason for him to take it.
Acting like you're supposed to be doing whatever it is you're doing, almost ALWAYS works. My manager has 12 bar stools in his house, TWELVE. He stole all of them from various bars that he got **** service at. All he had to do was walk in, grab it, and walk out. Similarly, a guy in a blue jumpsuit walked into the kitchen of my restaurant, walked to the front, grabbed a table, and walked back out. None of us questioned what he was doing. Not even the ******* owner. He didn't even realize the guy stole it until the next day when he remembered there was no reason for him to take it.
User avatar #154 to #94 - sirlorddarthvader **User deleted account** (04/12/2013) [-]
People have gotten jobs doing that, I've heard. Just walk in like you know what you're doing and just start doing it.
#67 - trickytrickster (04/12/2013) [-]
Let me just put something out of place in my room to remind me about that e-mail...
User avatar #103 to #67 - thenewgizmobox (04/12/2013) [-]
try cleaning it, that'd sure be out of the ordinary.
#278 to #103 - trickytrickster (04/13/2013) [-]
Haha, WHY THE **** IS MY ROOM CLEAN!!? Oh yah, I have to feed my pet fish.
#217 to #179 - mrcristal (04/13/2013) [-]
Deal with it
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