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User avatar #5 - couragewolf ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
"Just Jew It." - Nike
User avatar #1 - lorkhan (04/12/2013) [-]
I've always wondered how those hats stays on.
User avatar #3 to #1 - noamk (04/12/2013) [-]
as a full-blooded jew McJewface, i can tell you they take your foreskin after you have it removed when you are 8 days old, and attach it to the crown of your head, where it undergoes rapid cell division and ends up being assimilated in to your cranium, while creating a layer of reinforced jew-skin capable of creating powerful inward suction.
we use this suction to keep our Kipas (plural of kipa, traditional jewish war helm) in place and to escape unwanted battle with goyim by sticking to the ceiling like a gecko and scurrying away to safety.
if one is well endowed, even as a newborn, he can choose to have the extra magical foreskin attached to any other part of his body and unlock new jewish super powers.

the was a biblical hero named samson. he wanted to marry delilah, and to do so he had to prove his strength to her father. he was told to bring back 200 foreskins of surrounding, idol-worshipping men, and so he did. he absorbed the strength of the forseskins and became the greatest jewish warrior of all time.
User avatar #2 to #1 - gabenislove (04/12/2013) [-]
It's a part of their head. They wear them when their mothers give birth.

-True story
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