McDisasters 3: The Whale Lords. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I have a ton more. And I am loving reading every one of the stories posted
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McDisasters 3: The Whale Lords

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I have a ton more. And I am loving reading every one of the stories posted in the comments! Enjoy at your own risk, everyone!
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Submitted: 04/11/2013
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#40 - epilepticelephant **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (21 replies)
#3 - liquidz (04/11/2013) [-]
But wait... there is more!
#110 - unclebourbon (04/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
This is the kind of 						****					 that makes me want to move to a different country.. how the 						****					 do you get THAT fat?! WHAT THE 						****					 AMERICA?
This is the kind of **** that makes me want to move to a different country.. how the **** do you get THAT fat?! WHAT THE **** AMERICA?
#115 to #110 - samoaspider (04/12/2013) [-]
They weren't fat, they were full of freedom!
#30 - josieabby (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My aunt worked at McDonald's when she was in nursing school.  I cannot swear to the validity of her stories, but she's never been the type to make 						****					 up just for the hell of it.  A couple placed an order in the drive-thru and when they pulled up to the first window to pay, the girl was straddling/sitting on the guys lap.  Weird, but okay...  By the time they pulled up to the second window to receive their caramel sundae, (the only thing they bought) they were 						*******					 so hard that the car was bouncing.  The guy reached out and grabbed the sundae and then drove away without missing a beat.   
On two other occasions, girls were giving their guys blowjobs.  Never stopping... with the male driver completing their transactions nonchalantly.     
These were all three different couples.
My aunt worked at McDonald's when she was in nursing school. I cannot swear to the validity of her stories, but she's never been the type to make **** up just for the hell of it. A couple placed an order in the drive-thru and when they pulled up to the first window to pay, the girl was straddling/sitting on the guys lap. Weird, but okay... By the time they pulled up to the second window to receive their caramel sundae, (the only thing they bought) they were ******* so hard that the car was bouncing. The guy reached out and grabbed the sundae and then drove away without missing a beat.
On two other occasions, girls were giving their guys blowjobs. Never stopping... with the male driver completing their transactions nonchalantly.
These were all three different couples.
#104 - mrmamric (04/12/2013) [-]
>Be 16
> ****
#34 - comehonorfacetwice (04/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>MFW wale lord
#149 - cazabrow (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW they 						*******					 scream for a refund, even though the manager stopped their fat 						****					 child from choking
MFW they ******* scream for a refund, even though the manager stopped their fat **** child from choking
User avatar #8 - barbwirepain (04/11/2013) [-]
these are becoming my new favorite thing since tard stories is no more
#78 - meetthesandwich (04/12/2013) [-]
>"manager manages"
>mfw
User avatar #186 - happypancake (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That trashcan has seen some **** , man
#169 - Black demon (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> Be me, also 16
> working at *******
> in total wasted 2 years there
> about a year in i know how to do everything even manager **** and i wasnt a manager
> closing with me and a manager ( just 2 people ) manger goes to the bathroom. ( Inside walmart mcdonalds so manager has to walk miles to get to bathroom )
>Customer about 55 year old lady comes up and i take her order
>she sets purse down on counter and a huge pink disgusting dildo rolls out of her purse
>says if i can hand it to her.
> i say no, she can come around and get it
> Mfw i got wrote up for not handing it to her.
User avatar #11 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
These posts give me 2 things.

1. A sort of awestruck feeling about the rudeness and layers of fat of some people

2. A thing in my spine that never tells me to visit a American Mcdonalds.
User avatar #151 - xoyv (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...you know, i actually know the Heimlich AND CPR


but if some fat kid started choking on an entire sausage he shoved down his throat...


natural selection at work
#25 - deadmauf (04/11/2013) [-]
Look's like somebody could use a 1980's fixin' stuff up montage.
#24 - ariusbrightwing (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dude, even if these are fake, we want more. Deliver. ♥
Dude, even if these are fake, we want more. Deliver. ♥
#38 - kirokan (04/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i have the burning desire to use that womans stomach like a waterbed...
#145 - debramster (04/12/2013) [-]
I love these stories so much, more!
I love these stories so much, more!
#72 - wholesomeburn (04/12/2013) [-]
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#241 - Nameloc (04/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>be working at Chick-Fil-A   
>two massively obese people walk in, maybe mother-daughter combo   
>when the come to order, they order:   
>2 Large fries   
>2 Large diet cokes (yeah, like that's going to help any)   
>A few 8 ounce containers of Chick-Fil-A sauce (1oz = 190 calories, 13g of fat | One CFA sandwich = 12g of fat)   
>Then they order a 						*******					** Large Nugget tray**   
>large nugget tray = 200 						*******					 nuggets   
>order is over $90 already   
>"Is this for here or to go?" asking primarily about the fries because there's a wait   
>"It's all for here"   
>the two 						********					 sat down and ate the fries first   
>after the tray was ready they sat down in-store and ate the entire 						*******					 thing   
>100 nuggets per person   
>MFW
>be working at Chick-Fil-A
>two massively obese people walk in, maybe mother-daughter combo
>when the come to order, they order:
>2 Large fries
>2 Large diet cokes (yeah, like that's going to help any)
>A few 8 ounce containers of Chick-Fil-A sauce (1oz = 190 calories, 13g of fat | One CFA sandwich = 12g of fat)
>Then they order a ******* ** Large Nugget tray**
>large nugget tray = 200 ******* nuggets
>order is over $90 already
>"Is this for here or to go?" asking primarily about the fries because there's a wait
>"It's all for here"
>the two ******** sat down and ate the fries first
>after the tray was ready they sat down in-store and ate the entire ******* thing
>100 nuggets per person
>MFW
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