McDisasters 3: The Whale Lords. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I have a ton more. And I am loving reading every one of the stories posted
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McDisasters 3: The Whale Lords

McDisasters 3: The Whale Lords. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I have a ton more. And I am loving reading every one of the stories posted

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. I have a ton more. And I am loving reading every one of the stories posted in the comments! Enjoy at your own risk, everyone!
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#40 - epilepticelephant **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#378 to #40 - demjimmies (04/13/2013) [-]
Read through this comment twice.
Read through this comment twice.
User avatar #372 to #40 - implosay ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
>Manager manages
User avatar #370 to #40 - durgesark ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
You barley...managed to make that comment....

don't kill me.
User avatar #381 to #374 - durgesark ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
barely*
User avatar #213 to #40 - dinoking (04/12/2013) [-]
Ha! I get that!
User avatar #333 to #40 - mayormilkman (04/12/2013) [-]
It looks like someone has finally got Usenet quoting correctly on here...
User avatar #71 to #40 - sckmybllz (04/12/2013) [-]
He did his job, he can't get fired
User avatar #363 to #71 - Furry (04/12/2013) [-]
your world must seem so blissful
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#373 to #40 - larryqa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #164 to #40 - funkyspot (04/12/2013) [-]
Oh my god thank you for this terrific comment
User avatar #358 to #40 - Iseewhatudidthar (04/12/2013) [-]
Bro...
Do you even manage?
#218 to #40 - welshash (04/12/2013) [-]
Manager lifts.
Manager lifts.
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#321 to #40 - crampypmarc has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #362 to #40 - mariox (04/12/2013) [-]
Oh god, that's brilliant.
User avatar #41 to #40 - manager (04/12/2013) [-]
Manages.
#3 - liquidz (04/11/2013) [-]
But wait... there is more!
#30 - josieabby (04/11/2013) [-]
My aunt worked at McDonald's when she was in nursing school.  I cannot swear to the validity of her stories, but she's never been the type to make 			****		 up just for the hell of it.  A couple placed an order in the drive-thru and when they pulled up to the first window to pay, the girl was straddling/sitting on the guys lap.  Weird, but okay...  By the time they pulled up to the second window to receive their caramel sundae, (the only thing they bought) they were 			*******		 so hard that the car was bouncing.  The guy reached out and grabbed the sundae and then drove away without missing a beat.   
On two other occasions, girls were giving their guys blowjobs.  Never stopping... with the male driver completing their transactions nonchalantly.     
These were all three different couples.
My aunt worked at McDonald's when she was in nursing school. I cannot swear to the validity of her stories, but she's never been the type to make **** up just for the hell of it. A couple placed an order in the drive-thru and when they pulled up to the first window to pay, the girl was straddling/sitting on the guys lap. Weird, but okay... By the time they pulled up to the second window to receive their caramel sundae, (the only thing they bought) they were ******* so hard that the car was bouncing. The guy reached out and grabbed the sundae and then drove away without missing a beat.
On two other occasions, girls were giving their guys blowjobs. Never stopping... with the male driver completing their transactions nonchalantly.
These were all three different couples.
#107 to #30 - John Cena (04/12/2013) [-]
did any of those couples buy the ingredients for a mcgangbang

please tell me one of those couples bought the ingredients for a mcgangbang
#111 to #107 - josieabby (04/12/2013) [-]
I bet the McGangbang has a "special" sauce.
I bet the McGangbang has a "special" sauce.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sirbrentcoe (04/11/2013) [-]
i was gonna feature a sexually explicit bathroom one next...
#32 to #31 - josieabby (04/11/2013) [-]
And I'll be looking forward to it.
#149 - cazabrow ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
MFW they 			*******		 scream for a refund, even though the manager stopped their fat 			****		 child from choking
MFW they ******* scream for a refund, even though the manager stopped their fat **** child from choking
User avatar #158 to #149 - toughactintinactin (04/12/2013) [-]
It's an American thing (some Americans at least) they believe that if they are inconvenienced in any way, even at their own fault, they are entitled to bitch and complain and have someone else take responsibility. I'm actually surprised they didn't sue just because.
#34 - comehonorfacetwice (04/12/2013) [-]
>MFW wale lord
#153 to #34 - John Cena (04/12/2013) [-]
what the obsessive disorder **** is that thing below wailord
#162 to #153 - comehonorfacetwice (04/12/2013) [-]
remoraid, which attaches to wailord very frequently (I think always, but not sure)
User avatar #170 to #162 - BossTamsy (04/12/2013) [-]
no. remoraid hang around mantine. and that's not remoraid. it's some kinda logo
#185 to #170 - comehonorfacetwice (04/12/2013) [-]
You are correct. I didn't even blow up the image to check. I have no idea what it is, probably something the artist added in. It's fan art, not official art, so it could be anything.
User avatar #186 - happypancake (04/12/2013) [-]
That trashcan has seen some **** , man
#110 - unclebourbon (04/12/2013) [-]
This is the kind of 			****		 that makes me want to move to a different country.. how the 			****		 do you get THAT fat?! WHAT THE 			****		 AMERICA?
This is the kind of **** that makes me want to move to a different country.. how the **** do you get THAT fat?! WHAT THE **** AMERICA?
#219 to #110 - John Cena (04/12/2013) [-]
As somebody who has lived in 3 different countries, with siblings living in 3 other countries, the honest answer is a combination of genetics, logistics and affordability.

Different countries that aren't genetic crockpots have strong metabolisms that America just doesn't.

I'm in Seoul right now, and lived in Boston and Montreal. In big cities you HAVE to walk or bike or skate a good bit to get around. In small towns, though, everything is just too far away to not drive.

Affordability is a big thing. In Seoul, vegetables are cheap cheap cheap. Meat is hella expensive. In Canada, food is just wacky expensive regardless, except for some regional selections. Food in America is soooooo much cheaper.

And that's why.
#382 to #219 - unclebourbon (04/13/2013) [-]
That doesn't explain why people inhale fast food by the bucket loads.... I'm talking like $70 worth of ******* KFC, come the **** on.

Or $50 worth of Mcd's? Wtf?

I just don't see how someone can let themselves go that far! There is no excuse to be THAT fat!

Pic: MFW I realize I'm giving a **** .
#115 to #110 - samoaspider (04/12/2013) [-]
They weren't fat, they were full of freedom!
User avatar #116 to #115 - unclebourbon (04/12/2013) [-]
Yeah okay. Last time I checked Freedom doesn't cause you to have heart failure... but maybe it does, cause you're JUST SO FULL OF FREEDOM!
User avatar #136 to #116 - garaichu (04/12/2013) [-]
So much freedom you heart rebels.
#118 to #116 - samoaspider (04/12/2013) [-]
Its uh supposed to be a joke or something, don't take everything seriously on the internet
#121 to #118 - unclebourbon (04/12/2013) [-]
SUPER SERIOUS BIZNIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUPER SERIOUS BIZNIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#104 - mrmamric (04/12/2013) [-]
>Be 16
> ****
User avatar #8 - barbwirepain (04/11/2013) [-]
these are becoming my new favorite thing since tard stories is no more
#25 - deadmauf (04/11/2013) [-]
Look's like somebody could use a 1980's fixin' stuff up montage.
#24 - ariusbrightwing (04/11/2013) [-]
Dude, even if these are fake, we want more. Deliver. ♥
Dude, even if these are fake, we want more. Deliver. ♥
#316 to #24 - joeledo (04/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#305 - usernamecannotload (04/12/2013) [-]
Another McDisaster involving someone ******** in a trash can? How many times did people **** in trash cans OP?
#275 - realgooner (04/12/2013) [-]
"Wale lords"
MFW
#78 - meetthesandwich (04/12/2013) [-]
>"manager manages"
>mfw
User avatar #11 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
These posts give me 2 things.

1. A sort of awestruck feeling about the rudeness and layers of fat of some people

2. A thing in my spine that never tells me to visit a American Mcdonalds.
User avatar #408 to #11 - theeballsack (04/23/2013) [-]
Don't come visit America at all
#21 to #11 - greenthegunstar (04/11/2013) [-]
Dude...NEVER visit a American McDonalds. Even us people in America silently agree on that.
Dude...NEVER visit a American McDonalds. Even us people in America silently agree on that.
#39 to #21 - Brass (04/12/2013) [-]
Yes, and if you are someone who disagrees with this concept, you are probably the reason the rest of try to avoid going into a McDonald's.
User avatar #151 - xoyv (04/12/2013) [-]
...you know, i actually know the Heimlich AND CPR


but if some fat kid started choking on an entire sausage he shoved down his throat...


natural selection at work
#155 to #151 - frodofappins (04/12/2013) [-]
It's only logical.
User avatar #354 - manager (04/12/2013) [-]
Never have I been summoned so many times in a single day.
#347 - landerp (04/12/2013) [-]
>be me, 18
>working at pizza hut
>deliver to nice house in rich neighborhood
>ring doorbell, waiting on front porch
>look down and discover a 4 foot long ******* coral snake crawling out from behind potted plant
>freak out, look through window and see little toddler waddling toward the door
>start banging on the window and yelling for the woman to get her baby the **** out of there
>she gets husband and runs around to the garage
>husband is a huge pussy and hides inside the house
>i take a hoe from the garage and chop the **** out of the snake
>feel like badass and get $20 dollar tip from woman
>pizza guy win
#280 - ichtudirweh (04/12/2013) [-]

I got one for you

>Be me working at Taco Bell
>2 really fat ladies come in and by fat I mean if you were to throw a ball at them, it'd catch orbit
>look at them and smile "Hi ladies, can I suggest one of our delicious salads today?"
>In the worst southern drawl I've ever had the displeasure of hearing
>No, two taco party packs please
>Taco Party Pack = 12 tacos
>24 tacos all together between these monstrosities of human flesh
>"Of course you will, we'll have that right out to you"
>they get their food
>they sit and eat it
>consume all 24 tacos in one sitting

MFW when they explode in a hail of **** and entrails
#38 - kirokan (04/12/2013) [-]
i have the burning desire to use that womans stomach like a waterbed...
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