I'm a Christian and I laughed. in b4 . Jared Smith iii) . Apatheist ,4- I don' t care if your god has a problem with homosexual marriages being legal. He got ov i Hate tags
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Jared Smith
iii) . Apatheist ,4-
I don' t care if your god has a
problem with homosexual marriages
being legal. He got over slavery
being outlawed, didn' t he?
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#44 - lolzordz (04/12/2013) [-]
this guy literally went and put 'atheist' in his twitter account name. whatever he posts is cancer to me
this guy literally went and put 'atheist' in his twitter account name. whatever he posts is cancer to me
User avatar #6 - ComicBookGuy (04/12/2013) [-]
So this guy's name is @JSAtheist, and yet I bet he's probably one of those assholes who hates when people throw their religion in your face
User avatar #19 to #6 - mynameisfoo (04/12/2013) [-]
yeah I went on twitter and checked out all of his tweets and he's a complete asshole. I laughed at this one but most of his tweets are hating on Christianity just for the sole purpose of hating on it.
User avatar #143 to #19 - ComicBookGuy (04/12/2013) [-]
That's the type of people I hate, I'm an atheist, but I'll respect your views on religion. Maybe I'll get into a debate if one is brought on, but you don't just start **** for no reason
User avatar #150 to #143 - mynameisfoo (04/12/2013) [-]
yeah like I have zero problems with atheists. It's just when ANYBODY of ANY faith, including my own, starts parading it around or shoving it down peoples throat or demeaning people for not believing the same things it really makes me angry. A respectful intelligent conversation about religion with somebody you're comfortable with can be one of the most interesting and meaningful conversations you can have with somebody, but there are times and places and people when where and who those talks need to take place at.
#79 to #19 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
Nope name us HOOTIS..mmlittlebrokisahootis. Butt let me place it on TV/ Comcast all wife's personal accounts with legals blessing after all/ THIS CHURCH MARRIED THEM WITH FALSE NAMES HE IS MARRIED. THE SHAM OF MASS $$$ NH CT CANADA
#158 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
Why is everyone here so pessimistic?
Whenever Christianity or the Bible comes up, all you guys focus on are the rules, and not the fact that God loves you infinitely more than you can possibly imagine.
#123 to #117 - nephritho (04/12/2013) [-]
Tide goes in.
Tide goes out.
User avatar #128 to #123 - metalmind (04/12/2013) [-]
Well, just like Evolution, Gravity is after all JUST a THEORY
#133 to #128 - nephritho (04/12/2013) [-]
Dinosaurs bones is made by god to test your believe in him
Dinosaurs bones is made by god to test your believe in him
#62 - blaankie (04/12/2013) [-]
these post are getting so annoying, atheist are becoming as annoying as Jesus freaks, shoving their opinions down other peoples throat, i starting to feel embarrassed being one
#111 to #62 - metalmind (04/12/2013) [-]
We're only responding to a lot of hate against people that don't share your myths.
User avatar #126 to #62 - admiralen (04/12/2013) [-]
you know whats just as anoying? all these 1000000s of people whining about it, you are the same as them
User avatar #92 to #62 - jakefenris (04/12/2013) [-]
Really don't think some stupid kid posting dumb jokes online really compares to riots by christians over basic rights(1). Or people pointing out how ignorant and hateful religious people can be compares to religious fueled riots over cartoons.(2)

And atheists expressing frustration is quite understandable when people in power, or even average citizens, attempt to force their religion where it doesn't belong.(3) Most atheists are all for right to religion, but it has a time and place, and when we see it trying to bully or force itself in areas it doesn't belong, when we see it trying to stomp on the rights of others. That's when we stand up and say enough, and that's more than reasonable.

A post by an atheist expressing frustration is nothing compared to some of the crap religion has and is pulling.

(1) www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2298497/Riot-police-clash-protesters-Par is-300-000-streets-demonstrate-gay-marriage.html
(2) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4684652.stm
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#175 to #92 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
Idk where you've been for the last 2000+ years, but religion has always done this.
User avatar #185 to #175 - jakefenris (04/12/2013) [-]
Yet another good point, people get upset that atheists become angry and frustrated when people pull this crap, yet atheist frustration is nothing compared to what these people have done and do.
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#65 to #64 - blaankie (04/12/2013) [-]
doesn't matter it is annoying
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User avatar #76 to #66 - emazegenociide (04/12/2013) [-]
"atheist are becoming as annoying as Jesus freaks, shoving their opinions down other peoples throat"
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User avatar #90 to #77 - crawlingdisaster (04/12/2013) [-]
There's 2 things that FJ can't take a joke about: America and Christianity.
User avatar #87 to #77 - uhidk (04/12/2013) [-]
just...don't bother.

they're too stupid.
#179 to #77 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter who posted it, he is referring to the actual content. He didn't say the content was or wasn't funny and he didn't mention OP.

The content is annoying. Doesn't matter if the funnyjunk user was Christian, Hindu, or Jewish. He is saying it has always been annoying having religious posts, forcing religion, but now that there are so many atheists bashing on the religious that they are starting to get annoying as well.

The atheist he is addressing the the guy in the content.
@JSAtheist.
User avatar #116 to #65 - metalmind (04/12/2013) [-]
now who is obnoxious, intolerant and inconciderate now?!
#49 - beerterror (04/12/2013) [-]
MFW butthurt and quoting bible about slavery.    
   
Aristotle and all the Greek philosophers were ok with slavery, and it's perfectly understandable - in their times noone would be crazy enough to think and tell around that all people are equal, because hey, they're not even with all the effort really good people have put into popularizing education and so on. Some people are just speaking tools, and deep inside you know it's true.   
   
And let me remind you, that NONE of the Church Fathers, not even Saint Augustin liked slavery - he (and let me remind you again, that his philosophy was leading in the Church for almost a thousand years) stated that the fact that people aren't equal is just another example of the Original Sin. In fact, Christianity, perhaps not abolished, but really hastened the end of slavery - it was a religion of slaves in Rome, goddamn!   
   
Quoting Old Testament, which is a jewish saint scripture (perhaps for some minor parts of christianity too) isn't a very good idea. If the New Testament is put to exegesis, Old Testament couldn't be taken literally in any case.
MFW butthurt and quoting bible about slavery.

Aristotle and all the Greek philosophers were ok with slavery, and it's perfectly understandable - in their times noone would be crazy enough to think and tell around that all people are equal, because hey, they're not even with all the effort really good people have put into popularizing education and so on. Some people are just speaking tools, and deep inside you know it's true.

And let me remind you, that NONE of the Church Fathers, not even Saint Augustin liked slavery - he (and let me remind you again, that his philosophy was leading in the Church for almost a thousand years) stated that the fact that people aren't equal is just another example of the Original Sin. In fact, Christianity, perhaps not abolished, but really hastened the end of slavery - it was a religion of slaves in Rome, goddamn!

Quoting Old Testament, which is a jewish saint scripture (perhaps for some minor parts of christianity too) isn't a very good idea. If the New Testament is put to exegesis, Old Testament couldn't be taken literally in any case.
User avatar #103 - iphraem (04/12/2013) [-]
**iphraem rolls 44** meaning of life
User avatar #104 to #103 - iphraem (04/12/2013) [-]
close enough
User avatar #105 to #104 - vorpike (04/12/2013) [-]
**vorpike rolls 0** u gotta subtract this
User avatar #121 to #103 - metalmind (04/12/2013) [-]
Why does there have to be a reason? Why do so many people presuppose a meaning? The only thing needed is the cause, so how it was started.
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User avatar #69 - markertemp (04/12/2013) [-]
But if you go by the Old Testament, God freed the Jews from slavery.
User avatar #109 to #69 - metalmind (04/12/2013) [-]
well, but then he orderd them to kill about 3,2 Million people over the next centuries and enslave and rape their children! How's that for a good god? Ordering people to rape small girls?
#112 - thebritishguy (04/12/2013) [-]
true dat
User avatar #119 to #112 - metalmind (04/12/2013) [-]
Well, plus only israelites were released, and only under some circumstances. Non israelites were enslaved for life and could be passed on to the owners children.
User avatar #129 to #119 - thebritishguy (04/12/2013) [-]
God is kind of racist I remember he also said that you should get the slaves from neighbouring countries and you can treat them worse.
Also he must really hate Africa because he gives them really tough living conditions.
User avatar #108 - ireallylikepotatoe (04/12/2013) [-]
How much of an attention whore do you have to be to put 'Atheist' in your user name?
#113 to #108 - byposted (04/12/2013) [-]
He is just showing how far out and enlightened he is, christ-turd.
User avatar #23 - igenatius (04/12/2013) [-]
I was just thinking, some people are making such a big deal out of gender-equal marriages but we don't see anyone ranting about divorce. And if I remember correct it says in the bible that divorce isn't right at all when on the other hand the bible doesn't really talk about homosexuality.
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#38 to #25 - kingkaga (04/12/2013) [-]
" It never even addresses lesbianism."
Yes it does.
Romans 1:26: Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones.

The issue isn't gays marrying, it addresses homosexuality as a whole.
User avatar #42 to #38 - The Captain (04/12/2013) [-]
Yeah but thats like believing Santa is a pedo because he sneaks into childrens rooms while they sleep..

At the end of the day they're both make-believe
#78 to #42 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
This is great legal advice/ internet names like wife on TV*- GOTCHA
User avatar #93 to #78 - The Captain (04/12/2013) [-]
What?
#115 to #25 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
god*
User avatar #124 to #115 - admiralen (04/12/2013) [-]
its a joke, notice how the g in doG is capitalized, its from another post
User avatar #48 to #25 - stealthrokk (04/12/2013) [-]
A girl is rape?
I am rape too
#61 to #25 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
Why is it that now gay marriage is being legalized along with pot?

Lev 20:12 If a man is caught sleeping with another man, he is to be stoned.

What if they meant pot?
User avatar #174 to #25 - Pompano (04/12/2013) [-]
What are the exact verses?
#173 to #25 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
lesbianism is homosexuality. It is addressed.

The problem is that, according to the bible, if anybody commits these acts they are supposed to be removed and pushed out of society.

That's why bible worshipers are so full of what appears to be 'hate' towards gays. They are not ALLOWED to like them. If they believe in the bible and follow that faith, they must accept all rules. You can't pick and choose what applies to you. And as God's word goes, you must cut these people off and from your society.

This is in Leviticus 18.
#149 to #25 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
the bible is some hardcore ****
User avatar #106 to #25 - thatguyblaze (04/12/2013) [-]
>if a girl is rape
#98 to #25 - lamerthanyou (04/12/2013) [-]
Girl is rape?
#141 to #98 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
Boner is kill.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - igenatius (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks, that is the exact part I remember reading.
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User avatar #164 - delphine (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm a Christian too (who also happens to be blessed with an awesome gay brother).

You have to take the Bible with a grain of salt since it was written by humans. Genesis was written as a poem to glorify God-- it was art, not scientific fact. Leviticus is heavily influenced by the rules of that time, and they associated homosexuality with prostitution. The possibility of a loving, commited homosexual relationship was completely beyond them.

It also says in the same book (leviticus) that men must have a beard, women may not cut their hair or wear it uncovered, you can't even touch a woman on her period, and you cannot wear fabric made of two different materials. But you don't see "GOD HATES POLYESTER BLENDS!!!" on any picket signs.

Besides, Christians can't hold non-Christians to the same expectations as themselves. I have high standards for my own conduct, but how other people live their lives is their business, as long as it's not hurting anyone else. ^_^
User avatar #176 to #164 - qwarthos ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
More Christians like you please
#118 - Brouwera (04/12/2013) [-]
I find this relevant.
User avatar #120 to #118 - byposted (04/12/2013) [-]
Isn't this the show where the main character is a Hollykike Pseudo-Conservative? State atheism would be nice but too bad Stalin already tried it.
User avatar #125 to #120 - Brouwera (04/12/2013) [-]
I have absolutely no idea. I just thought it was a great image.

Mm Stalin had a range of ideas that arguably caused his demise, I think state Atheism is a pretty decent idea. But freedom of religion will eventually end up in the majority of people being atheist. We're well on our way here in Holland.
User avatar #134 to #125 - byposted (04/12/2013) [-]
No. The people will just find new dogmas to obsess over like "multiculturalism" and the very idea of atheism itself. Your part of Europe is being taken over by foreigners, for example. I think they'll disagree with your social "progress."
User avatar #159 to #134 - europe (04/12/2013) [-]
ohai
User avatar #136 to #134 - Brouwera (04/12/2013) [-]
Maybe. But I think multiculturalism is going to be a fact sooner or later whether we want it or not. This might result in the loss of culture as a national thing. I don't fear the Islamic culture is taking over Europe. Just because more Islamites are living in our countries does not make the vast majority of our people Islamic and I think it never will.
User avatar #145 to #136 - byposted (04/12/2013) [-]
The stronger will always take over the weaker. Your people aren't making babies, the Islamists will do so for you. Some countries in Europe, I'm not sure of the Netherlands, will turn into Islamic states eventually. France, Britain, and Germany have shown themselves to be incapable of maintaining their lands in the name of their people.

On the premise of multiculturalism being inevitable, for weak-willed Europeans, it certainly is so. History has shown how well multi-ethnic states turn out. Yugoslavia broke apart into tribal conflict, Austria-Hungary was a joke of an empire, and America is falling down before our eyes.
User avatar #162 to #145 - Brouwera (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm starting to wonder where it is you live then.

I don't consider the European countries weak-willed. I consider them more developed for their acceptance of other cultures and strong for their willingness to deal with it. The Islamic people do not aim at otherthrowing our nation. Like any immigrant people they just want their rights like anyone else. I don't see any Dutch converting to the Islam beliefs and I find your comment about them making offspring as a pose to the original inhabitants doubtful.
User avatar #172 to #162 - byposted (04/12/2013) [-]
The reason why they're coming into your country is because of your liberalism. You will be fond of these third-worlders, still, when they behead your leader and declare Shariah.

They aren't making babies to "pose" you. You aren't making babies, as folly on your part. Generations from now, Europeans will be less than 1% of the global population and a minority on their native Europe because of this weak-will.
User avatar #177 to #172 - Brouwera (04/12/2013) [-]
You sound afraid.

But I have no grounds on which to say that you are wrong.

I would just like to ask you: Why would you decapitate a leader that is good to you, that gives you equal rights as the original inhabitants and treats your people justly?

And another question: Which country do you live in? Scandinavia somewhere?
User avatar #180 to #177 - byposted (04/12/2013) [-]
Why would you decapitate a leader that is good to you, that gives you equal rights as the original inhabitants and treats your people justly?
Why did the blacks riot in London for this very same reason? I believe once the Muslims become such a preponderance in Europe, armed conflict is only a short way away. It is a pipe-dream to look at their massively growing numbers and imagine solidarity with the Europeans. In countries like France, they are set to become a majority group! Integration into Western standards are not met through poverty and its resulting crime among this demographic.

I live in the center of multiculturalism in Chicago, USA. Every ethnic group lives here.
User avatar #183 to #180 - Brouwera (04/12/2013) [-]
I yield. You have obviously given this much more thought than I have.

Untill next time 'byposted'... if that is even your real name...
User avatar #131 to #120 - metalmind (04/12/2013) [-]
Well, but like Mao, Stalin, and Emperor Hirohito established himself as a god like figure, just like Kim Jong un and Hitler (who was a creationist).
User avatar #137 to #131 - byposted (04/12/2013) [-]
Hitler was not a creationist. He expressed doubt in evolutionary theory, but did not dismiss it. He used Christianity, as I've come to the conclusion of, as to promote morals which otherwise would be disintegrated by atheism.

Look at how abhorrent society has become after years of the Catholic Church ignoring Europeans and trying to convert Africans and third-worlders.
User avatar #163 to #137 - metalmind (04/12/2013) [-]
But thank you for ackowleding he didn't do what he did because of atheism. I agree, he used it as an excuse for his own very sick morality.
User avatar #156 to #137 - metalmind (04/12/2013) [-]
******** . As a German, i have to tell you to look up two good quotes: search for "Mein Kampf + Creationism" and the Munich beerhole speech and over half a dozen other ones, where he states that he belives in creation, and justifies overtaking power and invasions with his belief in the literal genocidal god of the bible. EDUCATE YOURSELF. That bastard was christian as **** .
User avatar #161 to #156 - byposted (04/12/2013) [-]
I've read Mein Kampf and looked into his Christianity.

justifies overtaking power and invasions with his belief in the literal genocidal god of the bible.
Rhetoric and his personal thoughts are not together as one.
#167 to #161 - Brouwera (04/12/2013) [-]
I get a feeling this guy knows his 			****		.
I get a feeling this guy knows his **** .
User avatar #170 to #167 - metalmind (04/12/2013) [-]
Of course. There are a lot of smart advocates for christanity, and I do not mean that as a joke.
User avatar #166 to #161 - metalmind (04/12/2013) [-]
Yes, sure. Still, that dosen't not make the bible a genocide manual.
#171 - bumpin ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
MFW religious 			*********		 in the comments
MFW religious ********* in the comments
#130 - redsalsa (04/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #33 to #7 - responsibletim (04/12/2013) [-]
It's actually vice versa.
#8 to #7 - lolkingik ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Black people aren't bad in the bible... So... His point doesn't make any sense. Although gay people are really whiny, people who hate gay people are just stupid in my opinion. People shouldn't hate other people because of skin color or who they love, they should only hate them for being stupid ***** . Please share your opinions.
#12 to #8 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
You are an idiot and a racist for typecasting blacks as slaves. Stay strong tittylovin.
#197 to #12 - lolkingik ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
I didn't even say they were slaves?
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