Jurassic Park Creationism. .. I kinda want to see that scene where the guy gets chased and eaten by the little dinosaurs, but with a bunch of little jesuses instead. comic joke jurassic park movie jokes creationism creationist haha WTF
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#1 - fargone
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(04/11/2013) [-]
I kinda want to see that scene where the guy gets chased and eaten by the little dinosaurs, but with a bunch of little jesuses instead.
#79 to #1 - goobyman
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(04/12/2013) [-]
oh fargone, you so silly
oh fargone, you so silly
#40 to #1 - yusay ONLINE
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(04/12/2013) [-]
I'm kind of disappointed that they left that scene out in the first movie and only put it in for the second.
#30 to #1 - zukowashere
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(04/12/2013) [-]
That'll teach you to eat my body and blood!
#38 to #1 - krizzah
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(04/12/2013) [-]
Pretty sure Jesus in plural is Jesi
#32 - djequalizee
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(04/12/2013) [-]
#97 to #32 - studbeefpile
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(04/12/2013) [-]
Damnit Phil, get your **** together.
#41 to #32 - jibbablabba
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(04/12/2013) [-]
took me 10 seconds to get it....i feel stupid.
#54 to #32 - filip
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(04/12/2013) [-]
niceonePhil.jpg
#51 - dcmp
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(04/12/2013) [-]
#122 to #51 - unautorcualquiera ONLINE
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(04/12/2013) [-]
"25:17" I recognize that reference, and I love you for that
#44 - saybia
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(04/12/2013) [-]
The truth can be painfull.....
#19 - asasqw ONLINE
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(04/12/2013) [-]
#77 to #19 - janevim
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(04/12/2013) [-]
He went extinct for your sins!
#35 to #19 - areialview
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(04/12/2013) [-]
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#36 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account**
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(04/12/2013) [-]
#45 to #36 - Shadow Guardian
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(04/12/2013) [-]
I noticed that as well.
#6 - xsap
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(04/12/2013) [-]
there is a 40 million dollar museum called "creation museum" and its basically built by creationists who refuse to let go of the old bronze age idea that the world is 6000 years old so they try to think around it by building this museum to teach people that dinosaurs lived with humans 6000 years ago ...
#73 to #6 - anon
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(04/12/2013) [-]
Makes me wanna cry.
#111 to #6 - anon
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(04/12/2013) [-]
I think I'm gonna save this pic to laugh when I'm depressed
#98 to #6 - robertolee
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(04/12/2013) [-]
"God was there in the beginning and wrote down in the bible..."

What the ****. I'm no Christian but I'm pretty sure they don't believe that, if that's the case God likes to talk about himself in third person A LOT.
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#48 to #6 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(04/12/2013) [-]
...that's such a ******* waste of money...
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#12 to #6 - Sinless
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(04/12/2013) [-]
I was raised Christian, read the Bible from the beginning to end and everything.........and there is absolutely way of knowing how old the world is solely from the Bible. The only legitimate case that can be made from the Bible is that the world is at LEAST 6000 years old.

Many aspects of creation are greatly unaccounted for in the book of Genesis. Any ideas of the age of the world made from the Bible are wildly fallacious. Those guys in the museum and any others like that are incredibly stupid.
#18 to #12 - shikurukato
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(04/12/2013) [-]
The 6000 years old thing is in reference to the first human in the modern christian belief system (Adam), which most people don't realize.

It traces back the genealogy listed in Genesis forward form there, and there we are at 6000 years old. The earth isnt 6000 years old in the actual belief system, just human life upon it.

That said, you're right, Christianity (as is every other religion I've researched) is extremely mired in logical fallacy.
#96 - alucardshellhound
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(04/12/2013) [-]
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#100 to #96 - tuckthisphit
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(04/12/2013) [-]
Awesome roll is awesome.
#106 to #96 - settantaventi
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(04/12/2013) [-]
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HAHAAHHA whatta roll NICE!!
#33 - rmoran
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(04/12/2013) [-]
But most Creationists believe dinosaurs already lived alongside man, so it would actually be very interesting!
#120 to #33 - anon
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(04/12/2013) [-]
Sorry sir I'm going to need to see some evidence
#123 to #120 - rmoran
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(04/12/2013) [-]
Take a trip to the Creation Museum.
#80 - inbardo
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(04/12/2013) [-]