We all did weird stuff. . a -nations: I remember on my tth grade kielta trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said "Iets roll out" and I was like
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We all did weird stuff

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I remember on my tth grade kielta trip my class was standing on a hill and
my teacher said "Iets roll out" and I was like oh so I stared rolling clown
the hill and I had to held my teachers hand tor the rest the clay
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User avatar #10 - fireprincess (04/12/2013) [-]
Who was your teacher, Optimus Prime?
#103 to #10 - rufless (04/12/2013) [-]
autobots, ROLL OUTTT




#31 - anonymousefj (04/12/2013) [-]
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#107 to #31 - berkut (04/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #108 to #107 - dylancn (04/12/2013) [-]
Annnnnndddddd...... David Tennant.
#27 - pheggit (04/12/2013) [-]
mfw somebody says "lets roll out"
mfw somebody says "lets roll out"
#46 to #27 - hairibar (04/12/2013) [-]
I can't believe that **** .
User avatar #2 - fantomen (04/11/2013) [-]
When I was that age we had a steep hill behind our school.
In the winters we would sled down it on plastic bags.
In the summer we'd roll down it or see who could run down it the fastest without falling and breaking their bones, something that happened like once a month in the summer.

But my school was out of control, all the kids acted like primitive savages.
One example of this is that we had a game called rock war. That was literally it, kids would just throw rocks at each other until they got too badly hit and lost.
And one week when the all the lunch ladies were on strike one of the older kids bought hot dogs every day, and we'd light a fire in the sandbox and cook them.

The teachers didn't give a **** . The only ones I remember is the pedo gym teacher that showered with the little girls, and the old bitch teacher that smoked in the class room.
User avatar #86 to #2 - lightness (04/12/2013) [-]
That pedo teacher, tell me more please
User avatar #121 to #86 - fantomen (04/13/2013) [-]
There isn't much to say.
He was a creepy old bald freak in his 50s married to the borderline homicidal female gym teacher.
He would fill in for her sometimes when she was away.

The creepy thing he did was that he's look at the little girls (6-12) in the shower to "make sure they didn't slip and fall". The extra creepy thing was that he would do it even the days when he wasn't being a gym teacher. He used to teach math otherwise.

Oh, and one time when he was a math teacher he lost his **** at this kid with ADD, and slammed the kid's head so hard against his desk that he got a concussion.
User avatar #3 to #2 - fantomen (04/11/2013) [-]
I forgot our shop teachers.
One of them was an old deaf guy missing a hand, and the other was a psycho that broke the arm of a kid because he found out he wrote a love letter to his daughter.
User avatar #33 to #3 - burdenedsoul (04/12/2013) [-]
ok, I feel like you're referencing something, but I don't know what
User avatar #38 to #33 - fantomen (04/12/2013) [-]
No, this is genuinely a true story.
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#112 to #36 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
His name was bee he dated dee/ U COVERED FOR THEM BOB/ POISEN MEDS && ALL- ASK DIAMONDS WATCHING ME NAKED MY GRANKIDS RAGE. ALL THE B$$$E IN MY HOUSE COMPUTER NEIGHBOR/ PATIENCE/ YOUR STOCK OPTION/ STROKE ME *********** / NEED TO BREATH NOW THEY MOITOR U AM/PM..ENJOY GRAMMA NAZI$$$$$$$$$
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User avatar #28 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
be in kindergarten
perfectly normal inocent girl
see someone with a cool jacket
punch him and steal his jacket
i still have it
i shall regret it for the rest off my life
User avatar #110 to #28 - peacetrooper (04/12/2013) [-]
>in kindergarten
>decide i want to go home
>open the gate and waddle home
>next day
>playing with legos at kindergarten
>a woman working there asks where i was yesterday
>brief pause
>"i don't remember"
>continue playing with legos
#116 to #28 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
Hear a story about bee big DRUGGED!! SUM 1 ALWAYS HATED MANAGER- SETUP- DAUGHTER JOB- DRINK THAT NIGHT? THEY WERE THERE? 1000%%%$$$$ PROOF OF YOUR INNOCENCE/ U DIDN'T KNOW/ VUC TUN/ ITS BEE N MANY YEARS/ HUGE CUM PLICATED STORY. TRUST
#29 to #28 - thtguyfromwork (04/12/2013) [-]
got one    
   
>Senior year    
>have government 2nd period    
>my teacher is a large black woman    
>kinda like Tyler Perry dressed as Madea    
>we have a project with skits and someone left a cardboard car in class    
>			******		 boss    
>fast forward to 6th period    
>i have study hall so i decide to go in her class before the bells rings    
>sneak inside the car    
>stay in class for 25 minutes    
>no one knows    
>as she's finishing her lesson, she starts giving a quiz    
>the moment i hear a gap of silence, i jump out and scream "FOR NARNIAAAAA!!!!!"    
>everyone dies of laughter    
>my teacher yells "Boy, get OUTTA my class!"    
>my face when everyone started clapping
got one

>Senior year
>have government 2nd period
>my teacher is a large black woman
>kinda like Tyler Perry dressed as Madea
>we have a project with skits and someone left a cardboard car in class
> ****** boss
>fast forward to 6th period
>i have study hall so i decide to go in her class before the bells rings
>sneak inside the car
>stay in class for 25 minutes
>no one knows
>as she's finishing her lesson, she starts giving a quiz
>the moment i hear a gap of silence, i jump out and scream "FOR NARNIAAAAA!!!!!"
>everyone dies of laughter
>my teacher yells "Boy, get OUTTA my class!"
>my face when everyone started clapping
User avatar #30 to #29 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
> first year highschool
> terrible facial hair issues
> no one thinks im a chick
> have a phobia of wearing dresses and ****
> in locker room shower
> bitch runs up and pulls off my towel
> i enjoy mens underwear
> ****
#32 to #30 - duckstep (04/12/2013) [-]
>first grade   
>on field trip to watch super 3D movie thing   
>get dizzy and feel sick   
>me and a teacher leave early   
>in the train on my way home I have to pee   
>tells teacher I really have to pee   
>she tells me to just pee   
>pee in my pants in the middle of the train   
>mfw
>first grade
>on field trip to watch super 3D movie thing
>get dizzy and feel sick
>me and a teacher leave early
>in the train on my way home I have to pee
>tells teacher I really have to pee
>she tells me to just pee
>pee in my pants in the middle of the train
>mfw
#96 to #30 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
eww ur gross
User avatar #71 to #30 - savirleo (04/12/2013) [-]
the states. Had to get up early to give my sister a ride to school
User avatar #74 to #71 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
i see
User avatar #78 to #74 - savirleo (04/12/2013) [-]
You seem like a cool person to hang out with
User avatar #79 to #78 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
thanks you too
User avatar #82 to #79 - savirleo (04/12/2013) [-]
quite the interesting conversation you're having with benedicto. Been awhile since I've been amused like this
User avatar #83 to #82 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
sure.....interesting....
User avatar #99 to #83 - savirleo (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm male
User avatar #100 to #99 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
oh.
dang.
think she's reading this?
User avatar #101 to #100 - savirleo (04/12/2013) [-]
Why dang?
maybe. she could be trying to use our conversation to imagine lewd things
User avatar #102 to #101 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
like her gay fantasy?
and also, i was hoping you were a girl.
User avatar #106 to #102 - savirleo (04/12/2013) [-]
nothing wrong with having dirty thoughts. It just a matter if people can notice
I wouldn't exactly be feminine if I were one
User avatar #111 to #106 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
specify.
User avatar #118 to #111 - savirleo (04/12/2013) [-]
wear sweat pants
have lewd thoughts
get boner
continue walking
everyone notices
User avatar #123 to #118 - benedicto (04/13/2013) [-]
indeed.
User avatar #84 to #83 - savirleo (04/12/2013) [-]
it is. I keep an open mind, and I also happen to be a bit of a pervert, so this is amusing to me. Nice to know that you're willing to be recieving
User avatar #85 to #84 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
i am.....willing for both, even at the same time.
User avatar #87 to #85 - savirleo (04/12/2013) [-]
You remind me of a scottish guy I met on this site. Are you also a masochist?
User avatar #88 to #87 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
no. not into bdsm. i have a low pain tolerance, so it would be too painful. also, those stuff creep me out.
why?
User avatar #89 to #88 - savirleo (04/12/2013) [-]
masochism doesn't mean bdsm.
1. The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
2. The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
3. A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.


so something like enjoying a walk while wearing a collar and being led by a leash can count as being masochistic
just curious
User avatar #90 to #89 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
no, to.......ugh. just. no.
User avatar #91 to #90 - savirleo (04/12/2013) [-]
more into the gentle side of sex?
User avatar #93 to #91 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
well, and fetishes, but i don't like bdsm. i just don't get it.
User avatar #94 to #93 - savirleo (04/12/2013) [-]
what kind of fetishes?
Ever been spanked? It causes your nerves on the head of your penis to become more sensitive, making sex feel better. I think it also applies to a girls clitoris
User avatar #95 to #94 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
.....exactly.
but honestly, i'm still a virgin.
User avatar #97 to #95 - savirleo (04/12/2013) [-]
you dirty boy. How can you like that?
same here. I was spanked with a chain as a joke(it started to hurt after the third hit) but I can confirm it makes you more sensitive. My underwear never felt so stimulating
User avatar #98 to #97 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
...are you a boy or girl?
User avatar #66 to #30 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
then use a strap-on?
User avatar #69 to #66 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
no
wouldnt work the same
i want well
to cum in some guys ass
to feel it
not just thrusting for a bit
User avatar #70 to #69 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
ever wish you were a hermaphrodite.
i do.
User avatar #73 to #70 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
i would try to **** myself
with portals
User avatar #75 to #73 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
you could be gay or bi or lesbian without any judgement.
i wanna be on soooo baaaaaad.
User avatar #77 to #75 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
*you're
****
User avatar #76 to #75 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
be ****** and **** at the same time

if we magic dis im ******* everyone ....your not safe
User avatar #81 to #76 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
awesome
User avatar #119 to #81 - foelkera ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
This is both disturbing and arousing at the same time
User avatar #42 to #30 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
...why do you enjoy mens underwear?
User avatar #44 to #42 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
comfy as ****
no lace barbed wire ****
**** that ****
User avatar #45 to #44 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
indeed. but then why were you scared of dresses....?
User avatar #47 to #45 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
molested as a child.... lost sense of femininity i guess
User avatar #48 to #47 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
are you ok now? and who did.....that to you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
kid a year up from me
some black ******
he died recently
aids
cant be happier
User avatar #50 to #49 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
wait....how old were you, then?
this is getting weird.
User avatar #51 to #50 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
5
User avatar #53 to #51 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
so....you were molested by a 6 year old?
dafuq
User avatar #54 to #53 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
and because he was so young he couldn't get charged
User avatar #55 to #54 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
why did he even do that?
User avatar #57 to #55 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
why does anyone?
User avatar #58 to #57 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
????
oh well, but do you wear dresses now? you ok?
User avatar #59 to #58 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
still dont wear dresses
never learned how to sit politely
and yeah im fine
just some sexual confusion and every so often i get an infection from the scars re opening oh and only getting a period once every year thats a plus i guess
User avatar #60 to #59 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
.....sexual confusion?
'specify
User avatar #61 to #60 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
for quite some years i was asexual
but now
i want to be a gay man



........ if i ever had the chance though i would deny it
User avatar #64 to #61 - savirleo (04/12/2013) [-]
Sounds like you have penis envy. You remind me of a girl I met, aside from the molestation thing
User avatar #65 to #64 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
you live in AUS?
User avatar #62 to #61 - benedicto (04/12/2013) [-]
but why a gay man if you're already a girl?
how does this even work
#63 to #62 - evilanakie (04/12/2013) [-]
i want to have a dick   
and 			****		 another man in the ass
i want to have a dick
and **** another man in the ass
User avatar #56 to #55 - funkyspot (04/12/2013) [-]
he's black
#1 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
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#67 - hakuoftehdance (04/12/2013) [-]
>Teacher sees me rollin
>She Hatin
>Chaperoning, shes tryin to keep me from gettin dirty
>Tryin to keep me from gettin dirty
>Tryin to keep me from gettin dirty
>Tryin to keep me from gettin dirty
>Tryin to keep me from gettin dirty


On a side note. This was the most relate able pic I had in my reaction folder... So bare with me and my laziness ^^
#213 to #67 - darthlegolas (04/15/2013) [-]
do you have any idea how much I try to get the regular lyrics OUT of my head! now they are back in you <insert word I refuse to use>!!!!!! Jk you did awesome
do you have any idea how much I try to get the regular lyrics OUT of my head! now they are back in you <insert word I refuse to use>!!!!!! Jk you did awesome
#43 - maofever (04/12/2013) [-]
Your teacher obviously was afraid of your rollout.
#68 to #43 - kaboomz (04/12/2013) [-]
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that gym leader
User avatar #114 to #68 - ryanfitzy (04/12/2013) [-]
Whitney from Goldenrod. God, Miltank was a ******* ass hole to deal with lol.
User avatar #105 to #43 - Mesmus (04/12/2013) [-]
**** that pokemon was tanky as **** too :/
User avatar #72 - weenieandthebutt (04/12/2013) [-]
>Be in nursery.
>black kid was next to me.
>started licking my fingers, wiping it across his face and wiping it against me tongue.
>Did it continuously.
>Thought black people were made of chocolate.
#25 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
anyone else remember penis inspection day?
#35 - payseht (04/12/2013) [-]
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They see me rollin'
They panic
User avatar #109 to #35 - emptysuperman (04/12/2013) [-]
I hate spiders, but that's really cute.
#6 - waywayjew (04/12/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Before pre-k, day care.
>Take feild trip to zoo
>Stuck with big fat nigra as chaperone her name was Miss Candy
>Horrible time, smelt like **** , hotter than Satan's scrotum.
>About to leave, the exit is on this huge hill
>Miss Candy is struggling alreadt
>Half way up she fall over and is clutching her chest
>She had a heart-attack... died
>MFW I didn't get to see the tiger
#113 to #6 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
Send to sun then to rosebud bee??fast trip he had sum fun rides
#4 - wayfarer (04/12/2013) [-]
Sounds like a certain autobot I know...
Sounds like a certain autobot I know...
#92 - Theyneverknow (04/12/2013) [-]
What was your teacher a 			*******		 autobot?
What was your teacher a ******* autobot?
#24 - swaggrrr (04/12/2013) [-]
-Be in 3rd grade
-Get sent to principals office (know everyone in there cause I was a little **** disturber)
-Sit in my usual seat
-Go see principal who tells me I have an in-school suspension
-Mfw I realize that my suspension consist as playing computer games and sleeping
#117 to #24 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
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#34 - alboorack (04/12/2013) [-]
Was this your teacher?
#104 - Mesmus (04/12/2013) [-]
**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at When you facing an armed assailant... ** I see nothing wrong with that
#15 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (04/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #52 - whatupnachoface (04/12/2013) [-]
gay-nations?
User avatar #37 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Yeah this one time me and a group of a few people were on an excursion. We were doing stuff all day and barely had time for anything, we had to do a bunch of work and **** . Our group had to bring along this tard because the principal said we "needed him to go" or some **** . There was also this mute kid and some black kid. We finally had a break in a park, when we finished, our teacher said "ok, let's roll out".

Then we tranformed into cars and helped Sam and Optimus save Earth.
Everyone saw that coming.
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