My penis. I don't claim that any of these are correct, I don't have a source, I didn't make it... Nice try OP but i dont think that Africa could fit on my computer screen
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My penis

I don't claim that any of these are correct, I don't have a source, I didn't make it.

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#30 - whoovesthedoctor (04/11/2013) [-]
Nice try OP but i dont think that Africa could fit on my computer screen
#11 - lanikus (04/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#24 - gemnesys (04/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Somehow I've read it all in the voice of this glorious bastard.
User avatar #87 - landartheconqueror (04/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
that one about cleopatra is pretty freaking obvious. i mean, the photo is in colour for god's sake
#35 - theist (04/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
"2 to 9 pounds of our body is bacteria"

"we are more bacteria than human!"

#13 - littlesoldierboy (04/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
If you drop a book (or anything else) down a hole through the earth, it tkaes roughly 42 minutes to pop out the other side of earth. This amount of time is the same, no matter what direction the object is falling
User avatar #14 to #13 - klick (04/11/2013) [-]
acctully if you drop an object in a hole that goes straight through the earth it would never reach the other side, or even the middle. The combination of earth's rotaion and gravity confuses the hell out of the object so it goes " **** it, I'm just gunna chill here on this wall."
User avatar #32 - cantfindausername (04/11/2013) [-]
"Should we keep going?"
You didn't give us an option, jerk.
#16 - profflippystix (04/11/2013) [-]
i just realized with the one trillion seconds remark. so if america save $1 every second it wouldnt pay off our debt in 32,000 years? even if we saved 10000 a second how long would it take to pay off 14 trillion dollars of debt??? oh yeah and. congrats.
User avatar #105 - deezknuts (04/12/2013) [-]
title is too small
#10 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
Everytime I see this, I love reading the facts. They're pretty good. However, I'm always left wondering what the **** they were talking about before that first sentence...I want to know dammit!

Though your title is an awesome way to do it thanks to sepheroth
#6 - lyraateit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #1 - sepheroth (04/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
With the setup for the first fact, you should change the title to "My Penis"
#52 - anisbanana (04/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Yeahh I'm ganna call this post ******** since only united states, china and UK barely fit into africa... And more bacteria than body cells? What are you ****** stupid? If I weighed 4 pounds this might be the case but 150 lbs is not comparable to 9 pounds of bacteria...
#19 - mapelolsyrup (04/11/2013) [-]
A whales veins are so big that if a child swam through them it would drown in whale blood
"get in my blood"-whale
#103 - sketchfactor (04/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If bacteria account for 2-9 lbs of weight in my body... then where does the other 160 lbs come from?
#101 - thegamewarden (04/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The spring one is misleading. Its not that it weighs more but rather that it exerts more force on the surface it contacts. This can be measured and mistaken as weight because weight is simply mass x acceleration due to gravity. So it doesn't actually have a greater weight.
#82 - bazda (04/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>2-9lbs of bacteria
>human is 170lbs
>more bacteria than human
User avatar #86 to #82 - TheHutchie (04/12/2013) [-]
One brick weighs the same as a good few hundred feathers.

But having even two feathers would mean you have more feathers than bricks.
#68 - jackoph (04/12/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Weight is a force, there is the same mass for people questioning
#74 to #71 - thedandude ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
i would imagine he's commenting on the compressed spring one
#58 - sabat **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #65 to #58 - gildemoono (04/12/2013) [-]
In a single glass of water, there are more atoms of water (H2O) than there are cups (of the same size) of water in the oceans. There is a higher quantity of atoms in one glass than the quantity of cups of water in all the oceans.
User avatar #31 - joefakes (04/11/2013) [-]
The 2.5 million light years seperation is not the same as 2.5 million years having happened, or we would not be able to see the most distant objects which are much further now than light could travel since they emitted the light.

The universe is expanding and the fact that we can only see objects in the past means that they were closer to us when they emitted the light. In fact it is the amount that this distance has increased that we use to measure how far away galaxies are (google Hubbles law and redshift).
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