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#186 - brenton
Reply +10
(04/11/2013) [-]
>Freshman year Sex Ed
>Gargantuan black man as teacher, can't even fit knees under the desk
>Teaching about protein in semen
>Says in booming voice, "Man, you got yoself a regular protein shake right there!"
>Bimbo in back, "Sure doesn't taste like a protein shake!"
>"WHOA WHOA WHOA! Shut the hell up! I don't need to know that ****!"
>His loud black voice attracts neighboring teachers and some students
>Explains the entire story to them in front of everyone while laughing

Girl never shows an ounce of remorse or embarrassment.
#196 to #186 - itsmedturner
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
This is all a lie. You implied a black man has a job.
#209 to #196 - brenton
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
He's actually now the assistant principal in charge of discipline at the school.
A black man was working AND getting a graduate degree!

... and he was quite scary when he yelled.
#210 to #209 - itsmedturner
Reply 0
(04/12/2013) [-]
D:
#189 to #186 - invalidcupcakes
Reply +4
(04/11/2013) [-]
His face when she said that
His face when she said that
#191 to #189 - brenton
Reply +3
(04/11/2013) [-]
Actually, it was more like this
#202 to #191 - datgermanguy
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Or like this
Or like this
#193 to #191 - invalidcupcakes
Reply +2
(04/11/2013) [-]
Oh you make me lawl
#199 to #193 - skysailor
Reply +2
(04/11/2013) [-]
Allow me to present you with this gif good sir, if you don't already have it.
Allow me to present you with this gif good sir, if you don't already have it.
#200 to #199 - invalidcupcakes
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Very funneh