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Tumblr. I spent some time on Tumblr yesterday, these are a few of the posts I saved.. mot) ntti n pt HI every time you smell a flower remember you are smelling

I spent some time on Tumblr yesterday, these are a few of the posts I saved.

mot) ntti n pt HI
every time you smell a flower remember you are smelling sex organs
you are smelling flower semen, vagina, and penis all at once
enjoy your summer
Sou TE',
There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire
bus Me in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus
with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said
Jeff dramatic ally looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn' t
understand why people had to be so rude-" The person who told him to
shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration-
Saute: dailys: c: ssc:
the first person to ever tall asleep was probably like "aw **** i' m dying" but
then woke up hours later and was like "aw yeah that' s the **** i do like"
Leyes:
I i tint) it pretty ******* inconsiderate that my grandchildren
haven' t used time travel to visit me.
and frankly, i' m bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ?
WELL **** YOU
MAYBE I WON' T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON' T
EXIST
I HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what itte have tho
what didn' t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind thereselves not to call
you
g U i n nta_ bray SI
guinne_
there are animals called ;
pronounced- ?
no pronounced xylophone
VHA i i n i
Farther no you one Elk Dita A ithit nationhood ‘mi’. is in arm! antelope
in the E‘ -arm that lives in the Ilk
r Physical characteristics - Habitat - Diet - Reproduction
crying
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#1 - crazyolitis
Reply +136
(04/10/2013) [-]
>Implying it's a bad thing to smell a flowers' genitals.   
   
   
I will probably never type that again...
>Implying it's a bad thing to smell a flowers' genitals.


I will probably never type that again...
#16 to #1 - lolerbot
Reply -2
(04/11/2013) [-]
You a few posts too late. You want the one back there.
#10 to #1 - Kannas
Reply +6
(04/11/2013) [-]
And now we wait for someone to roll it...
#13 to #10 - snerus
Reply +12
(04/11/2013) [-]
**snerus rolled a random comment #1615322 posted by therealdiscord at Friendly ** :
I think we should see other people.
#14 to #13 - snerus
Reply +4
(04/11/2013) [-]
************.
#114 to #14 - turtledude
Reply 0
(04/12/2013) [-]
I know right? Breaking up like this?!
#64 to #10 - limb
Reply +3
(04/11/2013) [-]
**limb rolled a random comment #45 posted by turtledude at Icebreaker ** :
ARE YOU?!
#17 - puredeliciousness
Reply +94
(04/11/2013) [-]
Dik-dik's are ADORABLE.
#72 to #17 - lightninghedgehog
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
a-deer-able
#113 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
says you op of that comment
#4 - ahl
Reply +53
(04/10/2013) [-]
Omg, my sides flew longer than best koreas nukes at xylophone
#8 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Are you done?
ARE YOU ******* DONE.
WHERE HAVE YOUR SIDES GONE?
#11 to #8 - weinerdick
Reply +16
(04/11/2013) [-]
#88 to #4 - nrhv
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
so not very?
#32 - felixjarl ONLINE
Reply +26
(04/11/2013) [-]
My entire childhood have i been raped by flowers and i did never know it.
#35 to #32 - zsabber
Reply +19
(04/11/2013) [-]
Actually, it is you who raped them
#36 to #35 - felixjarl ONLINE
Reply +35
(04/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#37 - pockyrin
Reply -13
(04/11/2013) [-]
dik-dik was just a wiki edit, it's pretty easy to do...
#38 to #37 - paulohd ONLINE
Reply +30
(04/11/2013) [-]
#52 to #38 - maofever
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Hey, some people take it at face. One of my friends who frequents Tumblr came up to me and showed me the post believing it to be real. (I had to explain that it wasn't. I'm surprised anyone would think it's true.)
#39 to #38 - pockyrin
Reply -2
(04/11/2013) [-]
Well I mean it's less funny if it's not real, it's just pretty stupid.
#43 to #39 - felixjarl ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
it is heir real name mate.
it is heir real name mate.
#47 to #39 - kayzl
Reply -1
(04/11/2013) [-]
Meh pretty funny thing to do
to the 9gaggers who saw that this was contradictory to a several thumbed comment and thumbed it down GTFO
#59 - pyromannn
Reply +22
(04/11/2013) [-]
When you eat eggs, you eat chiken's period
#60 to #59 - argoniansrule
Reply -3
(04/11/2013) [-]
sometimes you also eat a chicken's miscarriage
#61 to #60 - zeroxnight
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
only in certain countries. it is considered a delicacy. the bird was partially developed before you eat it.
#62 to #61 - argoniansrule
Reply -3
(04/11/2013) [-]
or in low quality eggs
#63 to #62 - zeroxnight
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
I believe the correct term for what I described is called Balut. I'd rather not post the image here. so I'll just leave this here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_%28egg%29
#101 to #63 - frysandaburger
Reply -3
(04/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#68 to #63 - argoniansrule
Reply -3
(04/11/2013) [-]
yeah I wasn't talking about developed fertilised eggs but the ones where the foetus is still just a little red blob
#71 to #59 - myrtille ONLINE
Reply -3
(04/11/2013) [-]
Except that chickens lay one egg a day every day.
#97 to #59 - unikornking
Reply -3
(04/11/2013) [-]
French toast is chicken abortion
#44 - randomwyrm
Reply +22
(04/11/2013) [-]
Kid's face when.
#53 to #44 - anon
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Those words are on the wrong eel and it bugs me. That is Jeff. That is what someone else told Jeff. Jeff would have to say "And then the person said Shut the **** up Jeff. Jeff then dramatically looked out the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn't understand why people had to be so rude." Not just shut the **** up Jeff. It needs more to work dammit.
#75 to #53 - RidingMyPimpmobile
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Anons FW
Anons FW
#49 - anonomoz ONLINE
Reply +18
(04/11/2013) [-]
what if your girlfriend is actually your granddaughter
#87 to #49 - crayonsforlife
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
that's why you're always getting friendzoned
#55 to #49 - darkdragonswrath
Reply +21
(04/11/2013) [-]
Wincest
Wincest
#66 to #55 - capslockrage
Reply +2
(04/11/2013) [-]
what is that from anyway
#77 to #66 - darkdragonswrath
Reply +1
(04/11/2013) [-]
Idk but I think that's the CBS logo in the lower right corner.
#80 to #66 - paradenoire
Reply -1
(04/11/2013) [-]
its from survivor.
#20 - mrgoodlove
Reply +16
(04/11/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Blew my mind with the 4th one.
#42 to #20 - boogyshadow
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
But... Listen here for a minute...

But what if you don't have a best friend..
#45 to #42 - ultimoz
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Then it probably implies you're a social loser and will never marry / have kids.
#46 to #45 - sparox
Reply -4
(04/11/2013) [-]
Srs, what if I'm my own best friend ..and.. JUST LISTEN! Maybe I myself came from the fu- nvm I'll stop, bai.
Srs, what if I'm my own best friend ..and.. JUST LISTEN! Maybe I myself came from the fu- nvm I'll stop, bai.
#51 - aerius
Reply +12
(04/11/2013) [-]
DIK DIK VAN DIK!
#85 to #51 - cthumoo
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