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Tumblr. I spent some time on Tumblr yesterday, these are a few of the posts I saved.. mot) ntti n pt HI every time you smell a flower remember you are smelling

I spent some time on Tumblr yesterday, these are a few of the posts I saved.

mot) ntti n pt HI
every time you smell a flower remember you are smelling sex organs
you are smelling flower semen, vagina, and penis all at once
enjoy your summer
Sou TE',
There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire
bus Me in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus
with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said
Jeff dramatic ally looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn' t
understand why people had to be so rude-" The person who told him to
shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration-
Saute: dailys: c: ssc:
the first person to ever tall asleep was probably like "aw **** i' m dying" but
then woke up hours later and was like "aw yeah that' s the **** i do like"
Leyes:
I i tint) it pretty ******* inconsiderate that my grandchildren
haven' t used time travel to visit me.
and frankly, i' m bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ?
WELL **** YOU
MAYBE I WON' T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON' T
EXIST
I HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what itte have tho
what didn' t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind thereselves not to call
you
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there are animals called ;
pronounced- ?
no pronounced xylophone
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Farther no you one Elk Dita A ithit nationhood ‘mi’. is in arm! antelope
in the E‘ -arm that lives in the Ilk
r Physical characteristics - Habitat - Diet - Reproduction
crying
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#17 - puredeliciousness ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Dik-dik's are ADORABLE.
#113 to #17 - Rascal (04/11/2013) [-]
says you op of that comment
#1 - crazyolitis (04/10/2013) [-]
>Implying it's a bad thing to smell a flowers' genitals.   
   
   
I will probably never type that again...
>Implying it's a bad thing to smell a flowers' genitals.


I will probably never type that again...
User avatar #16 to #1 - lolerbot ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
You a few posts too late. You want the one back there.
User avatar #10 to #1 - Kannas (04/11/2013) [-]
And now we wait for someone to roll it...
User avatar #13 to #10 - snerus (04/11/2013) [-]
**snerus rolled a random comment #1615322 posted by therealdiscord at Friendly ** :
I think we should see other people.
User avatar #114 to #14 - turtledude (04/12/2013) [-]
I know right? Breaking up like this?!
User avatar #64 to #10 - limb (04/11/2013) [-]
**limb rolled a random comment #45 posted by turtledude at Icebreaker ** :
ARE YOU?!
#4 - ahl (04/10/2013) [-]
Omg, my sides flew longer than best koreas nukes at xylophone
User avatar #88 to #4 - nrhv (04/11/2013) [-]
so not very?
#8 to #4 - Rascal (04/11/2013) [-]
Are you done?
ARE YOU ******* DONE.
WHERE HAVE YOUR SIDES GONE?
#32 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
My entire childhood have i been raped by flowers and i did never know it.
#35 to #32 - zsabber (04/11/2013) [-]
Actually, it is you who raped them
#36 to #35 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#51 - aerius (04/11/2013) [-]
DIK DIK VAN DIK!
#74 - kingarturi (04/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #49 - anonomoz (04/11/2013) [-]
what if your girlfriend is actually your granddaughter
User avatar #87 to #49 - crayonsforlife (04/11/2013) [-]
that's why you're always getting friendzoned
#55 to #49 - darkdragonswrath ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Wincest
Wincest
User avatar #66 to #55 - capslockrage (04/11/2013) [-]
what is that from anyway
User avatar #77 to #66 - darkdragonswrath ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Idk but I think that's the CBS logo in the lower right corner.
User avatar #80 to #66 - paradenoire (04/11/2013) [-]
its from survivor.
#44 - randomwyrm (04/11/2013) [-]
Kid's face when.
#53 to #44 - Rascal (04/11/2013) [-]
Those words are on the wrong eel and it bugs me. That is Jeff. That is what someone else told Jeff. Jeff would have to say "And then the person said Shut the **** up Jeff. Jeff then dramatically looked out the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn't understand why people had to be so rude." Not just shut the **** up Jeff. It needs more to work dammit.
#75 to #53 - RidingMyPimpmobile (04/11/2013) [-]
Anons FW
Anons FW
#20 - mrgoodlove (04/11/2013) [-]
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Blew my mind with the 4th one.
User avatar #42 to #20 - boogyshadow (04/11/2013) [-]
But... Listen here for a minute...

But what if you don't have a best friend..
User avatar #45 to #42 - ultimoz (04/11/2013) [-]
Then it probably implies you're a social loser and will never marry / have kids.
#46 to #45 - sparox (04/11/2013) [-]
Srs, what if I'm my own best friend ..and.. JUST LISTEN! Maybe I myself came from the fu- nvm I'll stop, bai.
Srs, what if I'm my own best friend ..and.. JUST LISTEN! Maybe I myself came from the fu- nvm I'll stop, bai.
#59 - pyromannn (04/11/2013) [-]
When you eat eggs, you eat chiken's period
#60 to #59 - argoniansrule (04/11/2013) [-]
sometimes you also eat a chicken's miscarriage
User avatar #61 to #60 - zeroxnight (04/11/2013) [-]
only in certain countries. it is considered a delicacy. the bird was partially developed before you eat it.
#62 to #61 - argoniansrule (04/11/2013) [-]
or in low quality eggs
User avatar #63 to #62 - zeroxnight (04/11/2013) [-]
I believe the correct term for what I described is called Balut. I'd rather not post the image here. so I'll just leave this here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_%28egg%29
#68 to #63 - argoniansrule (04/11/2013) [-]
yeah I wasn't talking about developed fertilised eggs but the ones where the foetus is still just a little red blob
User avatar #71 to #59 - myrtille ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Except that chickens lay one egg a day every day.
User avatar #97 to #59 - unikornking ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
French toast is chicken abortion
#50 - fukyeahraptorr (04/11/2013) [-]
mfw reading the last 1
User avatar #21 - thisisspartah (04/11/2013) [-]
the first person to fall asleep was a baby and would have no idea what the **** was going on
User avatar #22 to #21 - EnergizierAnon (04/11/2013) [-]
but then, where did that baby come from? O.o
User avatar #23 to #22 - thisisspartah (04/11/2013) [-]
ummm...

GOD.


i think
User avatar #24 to #23 - EnergizierAnon (04/11/2013) [-]
That answer does not compute. try again.
User avatar #25 to #24 - thisisspartah (04/11/2013) [-]
allah?
User avatar #26 to #25 - EnergizierAnon (04/11/2013) [-]
*thisissspartah shakes magic 8 ball*

"My Sources say no."
User avatar #27 to #26 - thisisspartah (04/11/2013) [-]
well i dont see you thinking of anything
User avatar #28 to #27 - EnergizierAnon (04/11/2013) [-]
i'm gonna go the literal route, and say the baby came from a mom, who has to have slept sometime.
User avatar #29 to #28 - thisisspartah (04/11/2013) [-]
and the mum came from a baby
User avatar #30 to #29 - EnergizierAnon (04/11/2013) [-]
which came from a mum, which came from...
User avatar #31 to #30 - thisisspartah (04/11/2013) [-]
a baby!
User avatar #73 to #30 - goodguygary (04/11/2013) [-]
babyland
#78 - bitchplzzz (04/11/2013) [-]
"im crying"
"im crying"
User avatar #54 - weenieandthebutt (04/11/2013) [-]
Is it bad that I now prefer tumblr posts to /b/ a lot more?
User avatar #81 to #54 - joshlol (04/11/2013) [-]
/b/ is mostly **** but Jesus Christ Tumblr is populated by a special breed of retard.

Hurr I wonder if the first person to fall asleep thought he was dying. Most retarded thing I've read this year.
#103 - bonerjam (04/11/2013) [-]
ill try the salted dik-dik
#86 - anonomysmonkey (04/11/2013) [-]
Look! There's also a species of called ************ .
User avatar #57 - bakinboy (04/11/2013) [-]
Jeff is my favorite
User avatar #70 - picamix (04/11/2013) [-]
anyone else imagine jeff having a voice similar to morgan freemans?
User avatar #89 to #70 - zorororonoa (04/11/2013) [-]
no one has a voice like morgan freemans
#105 to #89 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
This guy does.
#5 - helloyouarereadin (04/10/2013) [-]
Everyone on tumblr.
Everyone on tumblr.
User avatar #18 to #5 - ourlipscantouch (04/11/2013) [-]
I like you. Bunny is awesome :D
User avatar #6 to #5 - yeahvinyl (04/10/2013) [-]
is.... is that a bunny reaction .gif?
#33 to #6 - helloyouarereadin (04/11/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it is.
#93 - chaosheartless (04/11/2013) [-]
My girl always wears a mixture of lotions and perfumes that smell like flowers. So as a result, every time I smell a flower, It reminds me of going down on her...flowers make me horny...
#108 to #93 - vivapinatapro (04/11/2013) [-]
I've never met a perfume powerful enough to overpower the hotdog-water machine.
I've never met a perfume powerful enough to overpower the hotdog-water machine.
User avatar #94 to #93 - thelegitmetalhead (04/11/2013) [-]
Next time you **** her, have her put flowers in the room.
I'm no sexpert, but why not, right?
#95 to #94 - chaosheartless (04/11/2013) [-]
But it's her smell of flowers that made me this way in the first place.
But it's her smell of flowers that made me this way in the first place.
User avatar #96 to #95 - thelegitmetalhead (04/11/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, you don't have to take my advice.
Family Guy suggests you try it with sunglasses on.
#98 to #96 - chaosheartless (04/11/2013) [-]
I appreciate. Here have this slightly arousing .gif
I appreciate. Here have this slightly arousing .gif
User avatar #99 to #98 - thelegitmetalhead (04/11/2013) [-]
Ah. I've been looking for that.
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