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ancient poetry

did you know'?
Ir com
Catullus, a famous Roman poet, wrote a poem
so vulgar that it wasn' t fully translated until the
late 20th centar
Literal English Translation
Aurelius and ". ? Furius,
You who think that I' m a pussy
Because of my delicate ‘verses.
It' s right for tie demoted poet
To be chaste himself, but it' s not
Necessary for his yesses to trd so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If tmy are delicate and sexy,
And when tmy can incite " Mill
and ' don' t mean for boys, out in
Those hairy old men who can' t mt their dicks up
You, because you have read of my thousand kisses,
rm think I' m a pussy?
will sodomize you and 'ttl/ SBI, you.
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User avatar #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
add the word ****** in there a few times and you have a rap song.
User avatar #13 to #2 - guylongname (04/10/2013) [-]
I've literally seen your comments in every single post I've been on. What are you?
#14 to #13 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
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a furry
User avatar #15 to #14 - guylongname (04/10/2013) [-]
Wow. That was quick. That's all I can think to say. I'm both disgusted and drawn to you.
#16 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
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I have that effect on everyone
User avatar #17 to #16 - guylongname (04/10/2013) [-]
Innuendo?
#18 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
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what do you mean??
User avatar #19 to #18 - guylongname (04/10/2013) [-]
"That was quick"
"I have that effect on everyone"
(also, good job with making every single one of your images fox related)
#20 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
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oh no no I didn't mean that.... I meant the "I'm both disgusted and drawn to you." part
I have a massive folder of nothing but foxes
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User avatar #25 to #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
I ******* love foxes <3
#79 to #25 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
As long as you don't love ******* foxes.
User avatar #80 to #79 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
Depends on the foxes
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#21 to #20 - guylongname (04/10/2013) [-]
I envy you. The amount of time and effort you must have put into finding all these things makes me take off my sombrero to you in admiration.
#22 to #21 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
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Well thanks :3

but really it's not that hard I just kind keep finding more and more never really trying to find anythough
#90 to #2 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ******* , fdicks are bgigsa
#94 to #2 - pewpewmagic (04/11/2013) [-]
inb4 red thumbs

Not all rap is like that, good rap actually has meaning to the lyrics, and is more like slam poetry to music.

User avatar #134 to #94 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
It's a joke

even though I don't like rap music it is just not my thing. I can appreciate the fact not all of is like that
#137 to #134 - pewpewmagic (04/12/2013) [-]
Same with me and Death Metal/Speed Metal/Metal
User avatar #138 to #137 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
what do you mean??
#139 to #138 - pewpewmagic (04/12/2013) [-]
I don't personally like it, but I understand that not all of it is just screaming
User avatar #140 to #139 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/12/2013) [-]
ah okay
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User avatar #5 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
add a repetitive drum beat to /b/ and you'd have a rap song.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
I don't even know what a high hat is....
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User avatar #9 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
sounds annoying... though I have no ideal what you are talking about...
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#11 to #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
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I do know what you are talking about
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#3 to #2 - neroooooooooo ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
lil wayns ancestor found
#35 - buttholee ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
...Sounds like an eminem song...
...Sounds like an eminem song...
#53 to #35 - blackoutsox (04/11/2013) [-]
whats interesting is that his left hand is creeping down too. I need context!
User avatar #57 to #53 - shredheadxd (04/11/2013) [-]
This gif is a reversed version of the original
#95 to #57 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
or the original is reversed version of this?
User avatar #102 to #95 - shredheadxd (04/11/2013) [-]
...that's literally means the same thing... stupid anon.
User avatar #112 to #102 - coldactill (04/11/2013) [-]
no, you shutup shredheadxd. Anon is wise.
User avatar #135 to #112 - shredheadxd (04/11/2013) [-]
I guess I misinterpreted... "or the original is reversed version of this?"

If you break down the sentence, anon said "the original" is a "reversed version of this"
So If you reverse this then you would get the original. Which is exactly what I said.
No need for hostility! Anon just needs to learn about misplaced modifiers!
#54 - happybutler (04/11/2013) [-]
This belongs on Xbox Live....
This belongs on Xbox Live....
#66 - pornonlyha (04/11/2013) [-]
A poem recently found in a Inca  ruin.    
   
What the 			****		 did you just 			*******		 say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the 			****		 out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 			*******		 words. You think you can get away with saying that 			****		 to me over the Internet? Think again, 			******		. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re 			*******		 dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little 			****		. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 			*******		 tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will 			****		 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re 			*******		 dead, kiddo.
A poem recently found in a Inca ruin.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#78 to #66 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
i loled
User avatar #96 to #66 - akirasatou (04/11/2013) [-]
'gorilla warfare'
Is that the one where you beat enemies up with bananas?
User avatar #106 to #66 - ashler (04/11/2013) [-]
Guerilla
#67 - klick ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
This is the greatest poem ever
This is the greatest poem ever
#87 - jjvoodoo (04/11/2013) [-]
beautiful
beautiful
#58 - huzibizi (04/11/2013) [-]
This reminds me of modern rap...
This reminds me of modern rap...
User avatar #73 to #58 - thesovereigngrave (04/11/2013) [-]
Oh my God... Rap's not a black thing, it's Roman!

Looks like it's something else they ******* stole.
#88 to #58 - catdogdora (04/11/2013) [-]
this has much more thought behind it than modern rap though
this has much more thought behind it than modern rap though
User avatar #38 - scilla (04/11/2013) [-]
The REAL poem, titled A Rebuke: to Aurelius and Furius

I’ll **** you and bugger you,
Aurelius the pathic, and sodomite Furius,
who thought you knew me from my verses,
since they’re erotic, not modest enough.
It suits the poet himself to be dutifully chaste,
his verses not necessarily so at all:
which, in short then, have wit and good taste
even if they’re erotic, not modest enough,
and as for that can incite to lust,
I don’t speak to boys, but to hairy ones
who can’t move their stiff loins.
You, who read all these thousand kisses,
you think I’m less of a man?
I’ll **** you, and I’ll bugger you.
User avatar #39 to #38 - scilla (04/11/2013) [-]
absolutely NOTHING about ************
User avatar #40 to #39 - foromil (04/11/2013) [-]
Bugger actually means *********** . Obsolified English saying.
User avatar #41 to #40 - scilla (04/11/2013) [-]
no, it's anal
User avatar #49 to #40 - internetrage (04/11/2013) [-]
nope. 'Buggery' is anal
User avatar #42 to #40 - scilla (04/11/2013) [-]
it's anal or bestiality
#43 to #42 - foromil (04/11/2013) [-]
Good on ya m8. Remembered the sex part, forgot the region. Thanks for reminding me.
Good on ya m8. Remembered the sex part, forgot the region. Thanks for reminding me.
User avatar #46 to #38 - andalitemadness (04/11/2013) [-]
They're both "the REAL poem", just different translations.
User avatar #52 - squidamon (04/11/2013) [-]
does anyone have the actual latin verse? I need it because of reasons.....
User avatar #59 to #52 - xgeneration (04/11/2013) [-]
**xgeneration rolls 23** pls give
#103 to #52 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis, quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam ipsum, versiculos nihil necessest;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem, si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
et quod pruriat incitare possunt, non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos. Vos, quod milia multa basiorum legistis, male me marem putatis? Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
:)
User avatar #48 - AreyouSerious (04/11/2013) [-]
This poem has had many modern predecessors. One of them famously being, "what the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch"
#121 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
The earliest form of Xbox Live communication on record
User avatar #117 - vladhellsing (04/11/2013) [-]
Wait, so is that the Roman equivalent of "What the **** did you just ******* say about me you little faggot? I'll have you know..."?
#92 - fishratsas (04/11/2013) [-]
That's beautiful.
That's beautiful.
User avatar #85 - jcfjr (04/11/2013) [-]
"because of my delicate verses"
#75 - oceanfrank (04/11/2013) [-]
I can do this

AHEM, an ode to those delusional know it alls on FJ

I'll **** on your dick and cum in your ear
I'll defecate on the graves of your grandfather
You think I'm a ******* faggot because I prefer IE?
You think im soft because I actually care about the feelings of others?
************ , I'll rip your dick off, sodomize you with it
and once covered in the fecal matters of the night before
shove it down your throat whilst your still alive
you ************* , blue waffle looking, cocksucking, jimmy rustling
ignoramous of elephantine proportions
Mark my words you're ******* dead, kiddo, but not before i
**** on your dick and cum in your ear
#105 to #75 - jizzonmypants (04/11/2013) [-]
well done.... well done




I'll be waiting at my house for your shyt in my dick
#99 - semilunarknight (04/11/2013) [-]
**** ...Roman poets could get bad ass
User avatar #68 - weinergobbler (04/11/2013) [-]
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall **** fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
User avatar #83 - defconred (04/11/2013) [-]
It's the evolution of Eminem. He's immortal.


and still dont give a **** .
User avatar #84 to #83 - schmitty (04/11/2013) [-]
Infinite*
#107 - sweetellie ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
This was considered Vulgar? God, imagine if those ancient Romans had access to the internet..
This was considered Vulgar? God, imagine if those ancient Romans had access to the internet..
#110 to #107 - shaddz ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
in ter what? I found this moving parchment within a blue box and by Jupiters beard it is spacious within
#111 to #110 - sweetellie ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I bet you hate this poem.
I bet you hate this poem.
User avatar #115 to #111 - shaddz ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I shall be off to clear my head, this is not over but for now my commanders await me in battle!
#118 to #115 - sweetellie ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Good luck in your battle, sir.
Good luck in your battle, sir.
User avatar #113 to #111 - shaddz ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
there are no words for the vulgarity contained within its letters, that man should be beaten like a common slave until he learns his place!
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