Math does help.. . so today. my friend Tyler went to 'lmlkii he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop- litre no one here buys it and they were

Math does help.

so today. my friend Tyler went to 'lmlkii he noticed that there was a
promotional sale for Sun Drop- litre no one here buys it and
they were selling them for like almost is cents a home.
so naturally. Tyler soo bottles-
it tools 3 ears to transport all of the Son Drop. and he has To
in his garage. rd) in his room. and the rest- is stored at another friend‘
without the discounts. his purchase would name added up to .
he spent
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User avatar #1 - guylongname (04/10/2013) [-]
Read it as "Pubix". What's has the internet done to me?
User avatar #5 to #1 - Lambda (04/11/2013) [-]
My cousins down in Florida always pronounce if "pubix". It never gets old.
#27 to #1 - lolturtle (04/11/2013) [-]
its not readit its tumblr

oh god my jokes are bad
#2 to #1 - anon (04/10/2013) [-]
Nothing, you're just retarded.
#3 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
it should be $36 not $34....
User avatar #4 to #3 - Mr Ronok (04/11/2013) [-]
it said almost 6 cents a bottle. cant imagine why the guy would says almost 6 cents a bottle though, it just seems silly
User avatar #7 to #3 - basicargentinian (04/11/2013) [-]
he probably got some other discount or something like that
User avatar #6 to #3 - sweetdickwilly (04/11/2013) [-]
"Almost" 6 cents a bottle
User avatar #29 - CaptalnPlanet (04/11/2013) [-]
I wonder how ******* sick of that soda his family would get after a few weeks,my stepdad bought 500 packs of goddamn tropical skittles it was like $10 for all,it his friend works at the packing factory,the words got faded on a bunch,he made me eat 1 like every day,its been like 3-4 years since and i still refuse to eat any kind of skittles
#31 to #29 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
had to move to a homeless shelter for a while and the janitor gave me a box of sour skittles. Why don't you take your whiny lil ass to your stepdad and say "hey thanks for the free skittles"
User avatar #8 - dabronydude (04/11/2013) [-]
now sell them all back somehow for 50 cents and make a **** ton of money.
#12 to #8 - thatquickbrownfox (04/11/2013) [-]
300$ != **** ton of money.

Still. I would sell.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dabronydude (04/11/2013) [-]
300 pounds for free sounds nice...
#14 to #13 - thatquickbrownfox (04/11/2013) [-]
Dollars, not pounds.
For $34, not for free. Plus its not easy to sell 600 bottles. Even Publix couldn't manage it and had to sell it for 6 cents. It'd take a month at least. Storage costs. Fuel and transportation costs.

And $300 is still kinda low considering that proper price without discount is $935

If its so badly disliked in that area that the publix is ready to sell it for 6 cents, i think Tyler should just drink all of it and still make some money by recycling those bottles.
User avatar #18 to #14 - toosexyforyou (04/11/2013) [-]
It's not that it's disliked but publix probably had a store sale as well as a store coupon for it that made it that price. About a year ago publix had a buy 1 get 1 free store deal on pizza rolls as well as a couple for like a dollar off pizza rolls. Pizza rolls cost 2 dollars each so if you buy 2 you get both for 2 dollars and you're able to use 2 coupons so it's free pizza rolls basically.

TL:DR I'm quite sick of pizza rolls.
#20 to #18 - thatquickbrownfox (04/11/2013) [-]
True, i guess. But here's the thing, in my city in Canada, you can recycle an empty 591ml soda bottle for 5 cents. This guy bought each bottle for roughly that much.

I'm not quite sure I followed the pizza roll example. Basically you paid $1 for 2 rolls rather than $2 for 1 roll? Thats great but its still only a 75% discount. OP with his Sun Drop bottles got a 96.36364% off. That's phenomenal.
User avatar #22 to #20 - toosexyforyou (04/11/2013) [-]
Publix takes 1 store coupon as well as 1 competitor/manufacturer coupon per item. So if an item has a store sale and you have 2 coupons for it, it usually just ends up being free or you get money back.
User avatar #21 to #20 - toosexyforyou (04/11/2013) [-]
The pizza roll thing basically means, free ******* pizza rolls. They were straight up free.
#23 to #21 - thatquickbrownfox (04/11/2013) [-]
Well then I'm just jealous that there's no Publix in Canada
User avatar #24 to #23 - toosexyforyou (04/11/2013) [-]
Honestly, I think Publix is really gonna grow. Sure the food is a bit more expensive than other places but you know that everything is super clean and Publix puts SO much effort into customer service. We have a "2-by-2 rule" which means that after you bag someone's groceries, you have to put 2 hands on the grocery cart and take 2 steps towards the door with it, 100% carryout. Also whenever you forget something the bagger always just runs and gets it for you. I had this woman come through my line and my bagger had to run and grab like 10 different items for this woman it was a bit funny. She was staying in Florida for a few months and was really impressed by the service, she was from Canada.

#26 to #24 - thatquickbrownfox (04/11/2013) [-]
Don't know about all that I just want free pizza rolls and Sun Drop.
User avatar #25 to #24 - toosexyforyou (04/11/2013) [-]
"Going to grow" isn't the right term. It's already pretty huge and the stocks only go up. People apply to work for Publix just so they could buy stocks.
User avatar #16 to #14 - dabronydude (04/11/2013) [-]
dude, i was not taking this 100% srs...i was having a bit of fun...
#17 to #16 - thatquickbrownfox (04/11/2013) [-]
lol, i know. i'm just bored enough.
User avatar #30 - defconred (04/11/2013) [-]
Actually made me lol. One point for you OP
#15 - dreamcast (04/11/2013) [-]
Makes me think of the sun drop commercial where people are stocking up on sun drop for the zombie apocalypse. Kinda makes you wonder what the real motive was.
User avatar #11 - Moneo (04/11/2013) [-]
dat repost
#10 - repostsrepost (04/11/2013) [-]
Those Publix subs.
#19 to #10 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
I know man that mojo pork sub.
User avatar #28 to #19 - newsmyrna (04/11/2013) [-]
The Mojo Chicken is my favorite
User avatar #9 - phoenix grinder (04/11/2013) [-]
presuming those are 2 L (or approx half gallon bottles) lets just round off for the sake of math..a gallon weighs like 11 pounds. 600 X .5 gallons = 300 G..300 X 11 we're talking about like 3,300 lbs of bottled soda. presuming you could fifty bottles in the back of your car it would take six or seven trips to transport all that soda..costing much more in time and fuel to transport what I can only imagine this godawful tasting 'soda' to your lair

guys either got low standards or big plans
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