Required to hang up a new sign.. Due to a recent incident at the hotel I work at, we were required to hang up a new sign.. masons HAVING CURRENTLY new as i) on  diarrhea sign Hotel Pool
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Required to hang up a new sign.. Due to a recent incident at the hotel I work at, we were required to hang up a new sign.. masons HAVING CURRENTLY new as i) on

Due to a recent incident at the hotel I work at, we were required to hang up a new sign.

masons HAVING CURRENTLY new
as i) on no HAVE no new ,rset.',
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I IN " DAYS SHALL HUT BE
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Submitted: 04/10/2013
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#29 - AreyouSerious ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Suddenly by the poolside.
Suddenly by the poolside.
#62 to #18 - windshadow (04/11/2013) [-]
LEL 420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT
#82 to #18 - sockswithsandals (04/11/2013) [-]
It ******* hurts to read your name dude.
User avatar #88 to #82 - kazekage (04/11/2013) [-]
i could say the same but for a different reason
User avatar #20 to #18 - thetick (04/11/2013) [-]
I think the nails would suggest its a girl.
User avatar #28 to #20 - sierramistfourteen (04/11/2013) [-]
unless they plays the guitar, then they might have long nails
User avatar #30 to #28 - thetick (04/11/2013) [-]
On both hands tho? Unless herm plays both lefty and righty. I'm not a guitarist tho.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sierramistfourteen (04/11/2013) [-]
It depends, it looks pretty weird if one has long fingernails on one hand and shorton the other, so they keep them both at a balanced length, enough to pick the strings, and enough to press down without the nail being in the way... I played classical for 6 years... I kept them that way
User avatar #33 to #31 - thetick (04/11/2013) [-]
Sounds legit. Take a thumb.
#34 to #33 - sierramistfourteen (04/11/2013) [-]
you put me in a good mood

no really, you did ^_____^
User avatar #35 to #34 - thetick (04/11/2013) [-]
What have we done!? This is the internet. There's no room for kind words and good moods.
User avatar #63 to #20 - catdogdora (04/11/2013) [-]
The adam's apple would suggest otherwise.
User avatar #66 to #63 - pukingrainbows (04/11/2013) [-]
A Thai girl
#9 - kobegriffeysanders (04/10/2013) [-]
... How would the people working there know?
#75 to #9 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
Gut punch?
#42 to #9 - dantastic (04/11/2013) [-]
by reading minds
User avatar #46 to #9 - ieatsnatch (04/11/2013) [-]
With a Diarrhea detector
User avatar #48 to #9 - injerseyforever (04/11/2013) [-]
It gives anuses a certain taste that a professional ass eater can recognize.
User avatar #51 to #9 - seniorpokeman (04/11/2013) [-]
It's part of the secondary check on penis inspection day.
#69 to #9 - xxgunboysxx (04/11/2013) [-]
obligatory butt snifs.
User avatar #41 to #9 - severepwner (04/11/2013) [-]
"There's brown liquid originating from that persons ass, I wonder what's going on?"
+5
#44 to #41 - elgringogordo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#21 to #9 - slikmonkey ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
With their special eyes of course
User avatar #7 - muchasmarcos (04/10/2013) [-]
Story time:
Be 14 yo me.
Be in public pool.
Everyone starts leaving the pool for some reason.
Gypsy fammily enters it. The water around them
turns black from all the dirt and **** they have acummulated.
Become rasist and never use public pool ever again.
User avatar #23 to #7 - suddenlypotatoes (04/11/2013) [-]
I remember when I became a rasist
#11 to #7 - genericnewfag ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
it's funny because it's probably true.
+15
#15 - sheepandchickens **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#13 - Forfunaccount (04/10/2013) [-]
It would make more sense to keep those people in an empty pool, and eventually you'll get a new pool with free "water".
User avatar #36 - kinsanity (04/11/2013) [-]
I feel like two weeks is a drastic amount of time.....
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#81 - larryqa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#73 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
...Best make that 21 days.
#61 - Krowefawkes (04/11/2013) [-]
So did you get this job after you did that Ninja Assassin movie?
So did you get this job after you did that Ninja Assassin movie?
#3 - makedonski (04/10/2013) [-]
I'm always diarrheaing!
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#59 to #52 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
and theres no way they could be the same person
User avatar #83 - williamweatherford (04/11/2013) [-]
As if anyone would confess to having had diarrhea.
> "Aw **** , I had diarrhea ten days ago!"
> "Awfully sorry, sir, but that means I cannot permit you to enter the pool."
#40 - weinerdick (04/11/2013) [-]
I find it hilarious that I'm on the toilet from it now and am reading this sign...
User avatar #27 - mrgoodlove (04/11/2013) [-]
Well ain't that some **** !
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