Required to hang up a new sign.. Due to a recent incident at the hotel I work at, we were required to hang up a new sign.. masons HAVING CURRENTLY new as i) on
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Required to hang up a new sign.

Due to a recent incident at the hotel I work at, we were required to hang up a new sign.

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Submitted: 04/10/2013
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#9 - kobegriffeysanders (04/10/2013) [+] (9 replies)
... How would the people working there know?
#18 - kazekage (04/11/2013) [+] (13 replies)
#29 - AreyouSerious (04/11/2013) [-]
Suddenly by the poolside.
Suddenly by the poolside.
User avatar #7 - muchasmarcos (04/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Story time:
Be 14 yo me.
Be in public pool.
Everyone starts leaving the pool for some reason.
Gypsy fammily enters it. The water around them
turns black from all the dirt and shit they have acummulated.
Become rasist and never use public pool ever again.
#13 - Forfunaccount (04/10/2013) [-]
It would make more sense to keep those people in an empty pool, and eventually you'll get a new pool with free "water".
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#15 - sheepandchickens **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3 - makedonski (04/10/2013) [-]
I'm always diarrheaing!
#72 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Fuck.
If thats a girl, she looks pretty hot.
If thats a boy, he looks like a fag.
User avatar #77 to #72 - joshofsouls ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
You do realize that if that IS a guy, you still just called him Hot, right?
User avatar #36 - kinsanity (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I feel like two weeks is a drastic amount of time.....
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#81 - larryqa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#73 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
...Best make that 21 days.
#61 - Krowefawkes (04/11/2013) [-]
So did you get this job after you did that Ninja Assassin movie?
So did you get this job after you did that Ninja Assassin movie?
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User avatar #83 - williamweatherford (04/11/2013) [-]
As if anyone would confess to having had diarrhea.
> "Aw shit, I had diarrhea ten days ago!"
> "Awfully sorry, sir, but that means I cannot permit you to enter the pool."
User avatar #45 - heraske (04/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Reminds me when I went to a resort and stayed at the hotel, it was in this place near Toronto, and close to Barry, Ontario I'm guessing, and the pool said "Anyone with foot infections cannot walk barefoot in pool or the side platform thingamabobers". I currently had about 3 plantar warts on my left foot, 4 on my right, and I just walked freely.



I have now probably started a pandemic of Plantar Warts as they can live as long as up to 2-4 months (if I remember correctly) before dying without latching onto another human.
#50 to #45 - croc (04/11/2013) [-]
You sick fuck I drag by genitals across that hotel's deck every Thursday.
#40 - weinerdick (04/11/2013) [-]
I find it hilarious that I'm on the toilet from it now and am reading this sign...
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