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Huge Dicks

I came across this on Tumblr and I swear to god I ******* died of laughter.

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haller
an n afternoon HI
EMU IE ban an EL?
haller
haller
ten inch dict: aka longer than my
forearm
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please
take note
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is 14, an he suffers when he gets a
boner, and even though he' s heterosexual, he
can only have sex with men (or anally with
wemen} as his cock can' t tit in a vagina.
So Writers, take note.
jesus h. christ
I once had a boyfriend whe was quite , and
that was seme painful, annoying **** right there
especially with a selfish dude Who didn' t really think
about me tor being "tiny," what the
tuck). The average vagina is as inches deep, though
seme wemen may have a depth inches.
course, a lady' s Sarlaac Pit is designed to
rather large things. That dew not,
however, mean that it is or tun to have
these large things in your shame
basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly
against your cervix. Ow ******* OW-
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS
BETTER-
A rectum can be between inches deep. A pliable
dilda cerld push past that, taking that sharp curve inte
the large intestine, if youve patient and flexible and we
have a let lube at your we den' t mind
things being in your , oh my Goth A hard
dick, however, that isn' t bendy, weild be another
story entirely.
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isn' t inte pain, we may want to reconsider giving your
top anything over fie inches dick- inches might
seend awesome but like Communism, tor most people at
least, it' s better in theory than it is in practice-
This very **** she post brought to you by
all the feces I not give.
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we and I will skin we-
Ive learned a let taday em
I think the last my ' got killed reading this
frt_ nuge HICKS are like communism
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#10 - scant (04/10/2013) [+] (43 replies)
This post made me feel better about my under average penis size
This post made me feel better about my under average penis size
#33 - marlkarxthethird (04/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"hermetically-sealed shame basket"






"hermetically-sealed shame basket"
User avatar #32 - habasparkz (04/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Everyone on funnyjunk just had a sigh of relief.
#17 - lordkyzer (04/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i-is this image finally relevant
#51 - tazze (04/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep"   
I feel so much better about myself I'm almost crying
"The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep"
I feel so much better about myself I'm almost crying
#13 - solidor (04/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Huge dicks are like communism. Well, I just found my new username.
User avatar #421 - palewolf (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**palewolf rolls 0** How big my cock is in inches.
User avatar #26 - sniperknug (04/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
As a chick i seriously thought guys knew this, now you do. Dont be sad ower your average cocks.
#22 - katinka (04/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
it's true. most girls (my friends) including myself, do not prefer the huge ones. it's more painful than anything else...it's good sometimes when you feel like you can handle it but having a boyfriend with the kraken in his pants, regularly ruining your girly parts takes the fun out of it
User avatar #355 - ridiculiculous (04/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**ridiculiculous rolls 7** how big my dick is?
7.
#37 - deathrinder (04/10/2013) [-]
"a lady's Sarlaac Pit"
User avatar #15 - nucularwar (04/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
from what I've heard wider is better than longer
#408 - chrisauh (04/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Your internet age is your dick size minus your real age.
15-2=13

-15
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#7 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/10/2013) [-]
The colon is designed to stretch to hold fairly large fecal logs. You've never squeezed out a big solid turd loaf longer than your average dick?
#247 - defacedcreeper (04/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>acquire ten inch dick
>suck own 10 inch dick

you don't need men/ women
User avatar #5 - theviusking (04/10/2013) [-]
I learned today that I am not small...I am "Above Average" I am happy about that.

Plus I am still laughing at "Sarlaac Pit".
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User avatar #224 - mrwightproductions (04/10/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Well i know for a fact ive fit a 10 inch dildo in my ass completely before :/
As dirty as that sounds its not a joke. But when i say dildo, i mean a giant wooden pencil that was hand made out of complete wood. about 1 1/2 inch diameter maybe 2.

Ive been told that im a liar when ive said this before, but nobody feels like finding out for sure. honestly i only got it to fit all the way that once.
#229 to #224 - mattdoggy (04/10/2013) [-]
>"ive fit a 10 inch dildo in my ass completely before"   
when a conversation starts off like that there's no where to go but awesome
>"ive fit a 10 inch dildo in my ass completely before"
when a conversation starts off like that there's no where to go but awesome
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