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Huge Dicks. I came across this on Tumblr and I swear to god I died of laughter.. epigraphy: haller an n afternoon HI EMU IE ban an EL? haller haller ten inch di

I came across this on Tumblr and I swear to god I ******* died of laughter.

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#10 - scant
Reply +362
(04/10/2013) [-]
This post made me feel better about my under average penis size
This post made me feel better about my under average penis size
#599 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
I don't.
#616 to #10 - spysappinmysasha
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Is it wrong that I have never measured mine?

(also, when measuring, do most men use the length of it while flacid or while erect?)
#652 to #616 - scant
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Depends on whether you want a flaccid or erect measurement.
Mots averages are calculated while erect I believe, unless it specifically says flaccid
#654 to #10 - anhyalatorx
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Sheep.wav
#27 to #10 - mondprinzessin
Reply +8
(04/10/2013) [-]
you aint the only one
#181 to #10 - junkiegirl
Reply +17
(04/10/2013) [-]
my boyfriend has an 'under average' dick and i really like it a lot, it's just right
my boyfriend has an 'under average' dick and i really like it a lot, it's just right
#194 to #181 - ultranooob
Reply +3
(04/10/2013) [-]
Can I be your bit on the side pretty please?
#198 to #194 - junkiegirl
Reply +14
(04/10/2013) [-]
Though you asked so nicely, I just don't roll that way. But your penis is perfectly sized, so be confident with it. Any girl who wants more is just plain greedy! In all honesty though, don't let anyone make you feel bad about it, especially yourself.
Though you asked so nicely, I just don't roll that way. But your penis is perfectly sized, so be confident with it. Any girl who wants more is just plain greedy! In all honesty though, don't let anyone make you feel bad about it, especially yourself.
#208 to #198 - ultranooob
Reply +8
(04/10/2013) [-]
Im already in love with you
#216 to #208 - junkiegirl
Reply +2
(04/10/2013) [-]
Oh, you wouldn't if you knew me. I'm just an average girl. We're often forgotten about behind the bad ones, but we're here, i promise there's plenty of us!
#442 to #198 - ineedthistothumb
Reply +7
(04/11/2013) [-]
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"But your penis is perfectly sized"

"be confident with it"

That was the most inspirational thing I've ever read.
#494 to #442 - anon
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
I'm sure lots of guys with small dicks love hearing that. It's probably the next best thing to "but it's too big".
#471 to #442 - anon
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Indeed.
Ladies, dong size can be a very traumatic event that men have to reconcile with. It's pure psychological ********, no matter your size. Like me, im about 7-3/4ths, but i still get extremely self conscious from time to time.
tl;dr: penises (penii?) cause lots of self doubt and fear of impotence.
#628 to #198 - dsgbiohazard
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Does that mean my 7" too big? D:
Does that mean my 7" too big? D:
#449 to #181 - scant
Reply +1
(04/11/2013) [-]
I suppose, as a wise person once said, it's not the size, but what you do with it that matters. My girlfriend seems to enjoy it at least...   
Pic unrelated.
I suppose, as a wise person once said, it's not the size, but what you do with it that matters. My girlfriend seems to enjoy it at least...
Pic unrelated.
#16 to #10 - lesmiserables
Reply +62
(04/10/2013) [-]
Join the smaller-than-average dick-club!   
Population: ME!
Join the smaller-than-average dick-club!
Population: ME!
#43 to #16 - yyh
Reply +23
(04/10/2013) [-]
Correction.
Population: Us
#98 to #43 - Hreidmar
Reply +15
(04/10/2013) [-]
I'm just about the president of it.
#131 to #98 - Hreidmar
Reply +12
(04/10/2013) [-]
I was going to say, I stand tall in my role, but then I thought about it a little bit...
#162 to #131 - ultranooob
Reply +1
(04/10/2013) [-]
What is the average size?
#166 to #162 - Hreidmar
Reply +4
(04/10/2013) [-]
It varies by country, but in the US it's a tiny bit over 5 inches. worldwide it's around 5.3 inches, I think. Of course, this is measuring it fully erect.
#210 to #166 - stcronin
Reply +1
(04/10/2013) [-]
I don't trust any polls or sample size there are so many errors haha but what you said sounds accurate, except I think the US is a little above average not below, from what I have seen
#510 to #166 - anon
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(04/11/2013) [-]
Yay! That makes me above average! (like anyone cares)
#428 to #166 - psychodreadnought
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
wait what? so is 18cm bad?
#444 to #428 - scant
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
That's about average, I think.
#452 to #444 - psychodreadnought
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
(7.1 inch, forgot about the standard transfer for those too lazy to google it.)
#455 to #452 - scant
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Well there you go, you're slightly above average.
Well there you go, you're slightly above average.
#459 to #455 - psychodreadnought
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
after this post I don't know if that's good anymore...
#461 to #459 - scant
Reply +1
(04/11/2013) [-]
As much as there is variation between dick length, there is variation in vagina depth.
It's not good or bad... it just depends on the traits of the woman you're having sex with.
#470 to #461 - psychodreadnought
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Ok, I feel better about myself, thank you Scant.
#472 to #470 - scant
Reply +1
(04/11/2013) [-]
If there's anything to take away from this content, it's that the pooper is usually ALWAYS an option.
#474 to #472 - psychodreadnought
Reply +2
(04/11/2013) [-]
And, it prevents pregnancy.
#477 to #474 - scant
Reply +2
(04/11/2013) [-]
Exactly
Exactly
#352 to #166 - anon
Reply 0
(04/10/2013) [-]
Are you sure it's 5' inch, I thought it was 6' inch world wide.. Although I like 5' inch since it makes me feel good about having an above average size.
#513 to #352 - Hreidmar
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(04/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, that's just what the most accurate poll I've come across had. This was a few years ago when they had me sub for a sex-ed class in a local high school. There's variation in what the polls will tell you, and there are very minute differences in erections that can make the same penis give two different (though very similar) lengths.
#292 to #43 - GRBanimefreak **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(04/10/2013) [-]
still taking members?
lol kinda a bad choice of wording given the subject
#523 to #43 - thesoloist
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
I am in the club with you, it's good to be member of something!
#150 to #16 - xplosevdiarrhea
Reply +3
(04/10/2013) [-]
population: 1/2 of the male population. It is the average.
#167 to #150 - lesmiserables
Reply +2
(04/10/2013) [-]
Don't get all technical on me brah! I'mmah **** you up!
No, seriously mate. My point is that even with a pretty average dick, you can end up feeling like you have the smallest dick in the world.
#561 to #16 - vycanismajoris
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(04/11/2013) [-]
Is 6 inches a good size? In real life I've been told by boys (I can explain. We were in the showers. I can explain! I'M NOT gay!!) that my kraken was big, and that I should be proud of what Poseidon gave me.
On the Internet, on the other hand (hue, "on the other hand" posted on a penis comment), seems like the average is 8 inches, by all the petabytes of videos, images, hentai, amateur, voyeur, sex stories, sounds, energy shock waves on the outer atmosphere, penis heat radiation, extra-sensorial alien testing on human genitals, etc. that I've analyzed carefully in my 19 years of thug non-pussy life.
#573 to #561 - scant
Reply +2
(04/11/2013) [-]
It's above average. You should be flopping your member around with pride.
#580 to #573 - vycanismajoris
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Thanks! I will, but tomorrow. I can't wait!
Thanks! I will, but tomorrow. I can't wait!
#466 to #16 - iamcraig
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
I'm in.
#33 - marlkarxthethird
Reply +210
(04/10/2013) [-]
"hermetically-sealed shame basket"






"hermetically-sealed shame basket"
#460 to #33 - skycladmissy
Reply -2
(04/11/2013) [-]
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
#291 to #33 - triggathepirate
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(04/10/2013) [-]







Hey uh, how many enters is that?
#323 to #291 - anon
Reply 0
(04/10/2013) [-]
7

you're welcome I'm anon kinda obligated to be an asshole, so **** you.. and have a nice day.
#324 to #323 - triggathepirate
Reply +4
(04/10/2013) [-]
How many beautiful stories are there like that?
#180 to #33 - tenmillionbears
Reply +12
(04/10/2013) [-]
Nice text placement.
#32 - habasparkz
Reply +179
(04/10/2013) [-]
Everyone on funnyjunk just had a sigh of relief.
#209 to #32 - babyanalraper
Reply 0
(04/10/2013) [-]
Well, every man except porn stars thinks that his penis is small, innit though?
#38 to #32 - nadastress
Reply +7
(04/10/2013) [-]
phew....
#17 - lordkyzer ONLINE
Reply +142
(04/10/2013) [-]
i-is this image finally relevant
#18 to #17 - holeymoley
Reply +28
(04/10/2013) [-]
**holeymoley rolled user theism **
#290 to #18 - swarthywaffles
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(04/10/2013) [-]
**swarthywaffles rolled user HAwAII **
#51 - tazze ONLINE
Reply +114
(04/10/2013) [-]
"The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep"   
I feel so much better about myself I'm almost crying
"The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep"
I feel so much better about myself I'm almost crying
#570 to #51 - greasychesticles
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Too bad it isn't.

Like male genitalia, the female genitalia "expands" when excited. The vagina becomes 5-6 inches deep during arousal. SORRY :\
#641 to #570 - menqudoneix
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(04/11/2013) [-]
#13 - solidor
Reply +66
(04/10/2013) [-]
Huge dicks are like communism. Well, I just found my new username.
#72 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(04/10/2013) [-]
sorry bro hugedicks is already occupied.
#212 to #13 - hujdixrlikcomunism
Reply +27
(04/10/2013) [-]
It's an okay username. But, on FunnyJunk, the username length max is smaller than the average vagina, so you have to edit quite a bit.
Try making that your username for bigger vaginas.
#421 - palewolf
Reply +51
(04/11/2013) [-]
**palewolf rolls 0** How big my cock is in inches.
#487 to #421 - anon
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
So I take it you're female?
#423 to #421 - palewolf
Reply +23
(04/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#26 - sniperknug
Reply +49
(04/10/2013) [-]
As a chick i seriously thought guys knew this, now you do. Dont be sad ower your average cocks.
#378 to #26 - imnotkickthecat
Reply +1
(04/10/2013) [-]
There is a reason the roman and greek women shunned those horse cocked barbarians from the north.
#178 to #26 - Durp
Reply +3
(04/10/2013) [-]
As a chick I didn't even know all of this ****.
#40 to #26 - wesselite
Reply +11
(04/10/2013) [-]
now I feel sad about my above average one. :/
now I feel sad about my above average one. :/
#53 to #40 - theholum
Reply +4
(04/10/2013) [-]
At least it's better than an under average one...
#272 to #53 - skysailor
Reply 0
(04/10/2013) [-]
Jelqing and Kegals can increase length and girth. Nothing besides a knife can shorten it. They both have pros and cons.
#657 to #272 - theholum
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
I don't even know what those exercises are
#672 to #657 - skysailor
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
pegym is a website for this kind of stuff. It will give you everything you need to know. Just google it.
#22 - katinka
Reply +43
(04/10/2013) [-]
it's true. most girls (my friends) including myself, do not prefer the huge ones. it's more painful than anything else...it's good sometimes when you feel like you can handle it but having a boyfriend with the kraken in his pants, regularly ruining your girly parts takes the fun out of it
#221 to #22 - femalealert
Reply +1
(04/10/2013) [-]
Its true. I had a boyfriend with a large package and it really ruined sex for us. It just isn't fun