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Huge Dicks. I came across this on Tumblr and I swear to god I died of laughter.. epigraphy: haller an n afternoon HI EMU IE ban an EL? haller haller ten inch di

I came across this on Tumblr and I swear to god I ******* died of laughter.

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#10 - scant (04/10/2013) [-]
This post made me feel better about my under average penis size
This post made me feel better about my under average penis size
#599 to #10 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
I don't.
User avatar #616 to #10 - spysappinmysasha (04/11/2013) [-]
Is it wrong that I have never measured mine?

(also, when measuring, do most men use the length of it while flacid or while erect?)
User avatar #652 to #616 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
Depends on whether you want a flaccid or erect measurement.
Mots averages are calculated while erect I believe, unless it specifically says flaccid
#27 to #10 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
you aint the only one
#181 to #10 - junkiegirl (04/10/2013) [-]
my boyfriend has an 'under average' dick and i really like it a lot, it's just right
my boyfriend has an 'under average' dick and i really like it a lot, it's just right
User avatar #194 to #181 - ultranooob (04/10/2013) [-]
Can I be your bit on the side pretty please?
#198 to #194 - junkiegirl (04/10/2013) [-]
Though you asked so nicely, I just don't roll that way. But your penis is perfectly sized, so be confident with it. Any girl who wants more is just plain greedy! In all honesty though, don't let anyone make you feel bad about it, especially yourself.
Though you asked so nicely, I just don't roll that way. But your penis is perfectly sized, so be confident with it. Any girl who wants more is just plain greedy! In all honesty though, don't let anyone make you feel bad about it, especially yourself.
User avatar #208 to #198 - ultranooob (04/10/2013) [-]
Im already in love with you
User avatar #216 to #208 - junkiegirl (04/10/2013) [-]
Oh, you wouldn't if you knew me. I'm just an average girl. We're often forgotten about behind the bad ones, but we're here, i promise there's plenty of us!
#442 to #198 - ineedthistothumb (04/11/2013) [-]
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"But your penis is perfectly sized"

"be confident with it"

That was the most inspirational thing I've ever read.
#494 to #442 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
I'm sure lots of guys with small dicks love hearing that. It's probably the next best thing to "but it's too big".
#471 to #442 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
Indeed.
Ladies, dong size can be a very traumatic event that men have to reconcile with. It's pure psychological ******** , no matter your size. Like me, im about 7-3/4ths, but i still get extremely self conscious from time to time.
tl;dr: penises (penii?) cause lots of self doubt and fear of impotence.
#628 to #198 - dsgbiohazard (04/11/2013) [-]
Does that mean my 7" too big? D:
Does that mean my 7" too big? D:
#449 to #181 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
I suppose, as a wise person once said, it's not the size, but what you do with it that matters. My girlfriend seems to enjoy it at least...   
Pic unrelated.
I suppose, as a wise person once said, it's not the size, but what you do with it that matters. My girlfriend seems to enjoy it at least...
Pic unrelated.
#16 to #10 - lesmiserables (04/10/2013) [-]
Join the smaller-than-average dick-club!   
Population: ME!
Join the smaller-than-average dick-club!
Population: ME!
User avatar #43 to #16 - yyh (04/10/2013) [-]
Correction.
Population: Us
User avatar #98 to #43 - Hreidmar (04/10/2013) [-]
I'm just about the president of it.
User avatar #131 to #98 - Hreidmar (04/10/2013) [-]
I was going to say, I stand tall in my role, but then I thought about it a little bit...
User avatar #162 to #131 - ultranooob (04/10/2013) [-]
What is the average size?
User avatar #166 to #162 - Hreidmar (04/10/2013) [-]
It varies by country, but in the US it's a tiny bit over 5 inches. worldwide it's around 5.3 inches, I think. Of course, this is measuring it fully erect.
#352 to #166 - anon (04/10/2013) [-]
Are you sure it's 5' inch, I thought it was 6' inch world wide.. Although I like 5' inch since it makes me feel good about having an above average size.
User avatar #513 to #352 - Hreidmar (04/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, that's just what the most accurate poll I've come across had. This was a few years ago when they had me sub for a sex-ed class in a local high school. There's variation in what the polls will tell you, and there are very minute differences in erections that can make the same penis give two different (though very similar) lengths.
User avatar #210 to #166 - stcronin (04/10/2013) [-]
I don't trust any polls or sample size there are so many errors haha but what you said sounds accurate, except I think the US is a little above average not below, from what I have seen
User avatar #428 to #166 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
wait what? so is 18cm bad?
User avatar #444 to #428 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
That's about average, I think.
User avatar #452 to #444 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
(7.1 inch, forgot about the standard transfer for those too lazy to google it.)
#455 to #452 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
Well there you go, you're slightly above average.
Well there you go, you're slightly above average.
User avatar #459 to #455 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
after this post I don't know if that's good anymore...
User avatar #461 to #459 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
As much as there is variation between dick length, there is variation in vagina depth.
It's not good or bad... it just depends on the traits of the woman you're having sex with.
User avatar #470 to #461 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Ok, I feel better about myself, thank you Scant.
#472 to #470 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
If there's anything to take away from this content, it's that the pooper is usually ALWAYS an option.
#474 to #472 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
And, it prevents pregnancy.
#477 to #474 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
Exactly
Exactly
#510 to #166 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
Yay! That makes me above average! (like anyone cares)
#292 to #43 - GRBanimefreak **User deleted account** (04/10/2013) [-]
still taking members?
lol kinda a bad choice of wording given the subject
User avatar #523 to #43 - thesoloist (04/11/2013) [-]
I am in the club with you, it's good to be member of something!
User avatar #150 to #16 - xplosevdiarrhea (04/10/2013) [-]
population: 1/2 of the male population. It is the average.
#167 to #150 - lesmiserables (04/10/2013) [-]
Don't get all technical on me brah! I'mmah **** you up!
No, seriously mate. My point is that even with a pretty average dick, you can end up feeling like you have the smallest dick in the world.
User avatar #561 to #16 - vycanismajoris (04/11/2013) [-]
Is 6 inches a good size? In real life I've been told by boys (I can explain. We were in the showers. I can explain! I'M NOT gay!!) that my kraken was big, and that I should be proud of what Poseidon gave me.
On the Internet, on the other hand (hue, "on the other hand" posted on a penis comment), seems like the average is 8 inches, by all the petabytes of videos, images, hentai, amateur, voyeur, sex stories, sounds, energy shock waves on the outer atmosphere, penis heat radiation, extra-sensorial alien testing on human genitals, etc. that I've analyzed carefully in my 19 years of thug non-pussy life.
User avatar #573 to #561 - scant (04/11/2013) [-]
It's above average. You should be flopping your member around with pride.
#580 to #573 - vycanismajoris (04/11/2013) [-]
Thanks! I will, but tomorrow. I can't wait!
Thanks! I will, but tomorrow. I can't wait!
User avatar #466 to #16 - iamcraig (04/11/2013) [-]
I'm in.
#33 - marlkarxthethird (04/10/2013) [-]
"hermetically-sealed shame basket"






"hermetically-sealed shame basket"
User avatar #460 to #33 - skycladmissy (04/11/2013) [-]
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
#291 to #33 - triggathepirate (04/10/2013) [-]







Hey uh, how many enters is that?
#323 to #291 - anon (04/10/2013) [-]
7

you're welcome I'm anon kinda obligated to be an asshole, so **** you.. and have a nice day.
#324 to #323 - triggathepirate (04/10/2013) [-]
How many beautiful stories are there like that?
User avatar #180 to #33 - tenmillionbears (04/10/2013) [-]
Nice text placement.
User avatar #32 - habasparkz (04/10/2013) [-]
Everyone on funnyjunk just had a sigh of relief.
User avatar #209 to #32 - babyanalraper (04/10/2013) [-]
Well, every man except porn stars thinks that his penis is small, innit though?
User avatar #38 to #32 - nadastress (04/10/2013) [-]
phew....
#51 - tazze (04/10/2013) [-]
"The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep"   
I feel so much better about myself I'm almost crying
"The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep"
I feel so much better about myself I'm almost crying
#570 to #51 - greasychesticles (04/11/2013) [-]
Too bad it isn't.

Like male genitalia, the female genitalia "expands" when excited. The vagina becomes 5-6 inches deep during arousal. SORRY :\
#37 - deathrinder (04/10/2013) [-]
"a lady's Sarlaac Pit"
#22 - katinka (04/10/2013) [-]
it's true. most girls (my friends) including myself, do not prefer the huge ones. it's more painful than anything else...it's good sometimes when you feel like you can handle it but having a boyfriend with the kraken in his pants, regularly ruining your girly parts takes the fun out of it
#221 to #22 - femalealert (04/10/2013) [-]
Its true. I had a boyfriend with a large package and it really ruined sex for us. It just isn't fun
#17 - lordkyzer (04/10/2013) [-]
i-is this image finally relevant
#18 to #17 - holeymoley (04/10/2013) [-]
**holeymoley rolled user theism **
#290 to #18 - swarthywaffles (04/10/2013) [-]
**swarthywaffles rolled user HAwAII **
User avatar #15 - nucularwar (04/10/2013) [-]
from what I've heard wider is better than longer
#47 to #15 - argoniansrule (04/10/2013) [-]
which brings up the originally irrelevant fact that is the word "chode" means a penis that is wier than it is long
#48 to #47 - argoniansrule (04/10/2013) [-]
*wider

god damn keyboard
User avatar #421 - palewolf (04/11/2013) [-]
**palewolf rolls 0** How big my cock is in inches.
#487 to #421 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
So I take it you're female?
#423 to #421 - palewolf (04/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #26 - sniperknug (04/10/2013) [-]
As a chick i seriously thought guys knew this, now you do. Dont be sad ower your average cocks.
User avatar #378 to #26 - imnotkickthecat (04/10/2013) [-]
There is a reason the roman and greek women shunned those horse cocked barbarians from the north.
User avatar #178 to #26 - Durp (04/10/2013) [-]
As a chick I didn't even know all of this **** .
#40 to #26 - wesselite (04/10/2013) [-]
now I feel sad about my above average one. :/
now I feel sad about my above average one. :/
User avatar #53 to #40 - theholum ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
At least it's better than an under average one...
User avatar #272 to #53 - skysailor (04/10/2013) [-]
Jelqing and Kegals can increase length and girth. Nothing besides a knife can shorten it. They both have pros and cons.
User avatar #657 to #272 - theholum ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I don't even know what those exercises are
User avatar #672 to #657 - skysailor (04/11/2013) [-]
pegym is a website for this kind of stuff. It will give you everything you need to know. Just google it.
#13 - solidor (04/10/2013) [-]
Huge dicks are like communism. Well, I just found my new username.
#72 to #13 - anon (04/10/2013) [-]
sorry bro hugedicks is already occupied.
#212 to #13 - hujdixrlikcomunism (04/10/2013) [-]
It's an okay username. But, on FunnyJunk, the username length max is smaller than the average vagina, so you have to edit quite a bit.
Try making that your username for bigger vaginas.
User avatar #5 - theviusking (04/10/2013) [-]
I learned today that I am not small...I am "Above Average" I am happy about that.

Plus I am still laughing at "Sarlaac Pit".
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User avatar #355 - ridiculiculous (04/10/2013) [-]
**ridiculiculous rolls 7** how big my dick is?
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User avatar #422 to #418 - ridiculiculous (04/11/2013) [-]
I nor any of my passed girls had problems, there you go..
#6 - anon (04/10/2013) [-]
What kind of midget has a forearm less than 10 inches long?

And just because the dick itself is 10 inches, doesnt mean that every inch goes inside of it. An inch or two of the base will be outside of the vagina/anus in most positions.
#279 to #6 - crazyanduknowit (04/10/2013) [-]
***** , mine is only 9 and I'm 18. Stop hating.
#203 - Kirbyman (04/10/2013) [-]
There is an open discussion of penises and vaginas without shame on the internet.
User avatar #207 to #203 - jamesrustler (04/10/2013) [-]
whyarewenotfundingthis.jpg
#546 - inflatablewalrus (04/11/2013) [-]
i have a 7 inch dick and can last about 30 seconds. we all have our own problems, i would much rather have a smaller dick and actually last longer   
   
pic related, me having sex
i have a 7 inch dick and can last about 30 seconds. we all have our own problems, i would much rather have a smaller dick and actually last longer

pic related, me having sex
#582 to #546 - marcury (04/11/2013) [-]
You can learn to last longer though... someone with a small penis can not make it that much bigger.
User avatar #595 to #582 - uppitywhitey (04/11/2013) [-]
Unless they tie it to the back of a truck.
#600 to #595 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
aaaaaahhhhh.... ouch.
#402 - Demonic Leprechaun (04/10/2013) [-]
I've always assumed it's not always about length, but girth was just as important.
No point in having an 8 inch dick if it looks like a rolled out long piece of playdoh
User avatar #420 to #402 - sakuranbokiss (04/11/2013) [-]
as a girl I can attest to this. although a chode won't cut it either. Give me 5-6 inches long and wide and I'll love you till the night becomes dawn.
User avatar #437 to #420 - taintedtruffle (04/11/2013) [-]
seconded
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