Huge Dicks. I came across this on Tumblr and I swear to god I died of laughter.. epigraphy: haller an n afternoon HI EMU IE ban an EL? haller haller ten inch di Huge Dicks I came across this on Tumblr and swear to god died of laughter epigraphy: haller an n afternoon HI EMU IE ban EL? ten inch di
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Huge Dicks. I came across this on Tumblr and I swear to god I died of laughter.. epigraphy: haller an n afternoon HI EMU IE ban an EL? haller haller ten inch di

I came across this on Tumblr and I swear to god I ******* died of laughter.

epigraphy:
haller
an n afternoon HI
EMU IE ban an EL?
haller
haller
ten inch dict: aka longer than my
forearm
I know there are SUITE Writers Who
rne
please
take note
I believe the average is s inches? The longest
is 14, an he suffers when he gets a
boner, and even though he' s heterosexual, he
can only have sex with men (or anally with
wemen} as his cock can' t tit in a vagina.
So Writers, take note.
jesus h. christ
I once had a boyfriend whe was quite , and
that was seme painful, annoying shit right there
especially with a selfish dude Who didn' t really think
about me tor being "tiny," what the
tuck). The average vagina is as inches deep, though
seme wemen may have a depth inches.
course, a lady' s Sarlaac Pit is designed to
rather large things. That dew not,
however, mean that it is or tun to have
these large things in your shame
basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly
against your cervix. Ow fucking OW-
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS
BETTER-
A rectum can be between inches deep. A pliable
dilda cerld push past that, taking that sharp curve inte
the large intestine, if youve patient and flexible and we
have a let lube at your we den' t mind
things being in your , oh my Goth A hard
dick, however, that isn' t bendy, weild be another
story entirely.
So if we' re shooting tor realistic sex and your beatem
isn' t inte pain, we may want to reconsider giving your
top anything over fie inches dick- inches might
seend awesome but like Communism, tor most people at
least, it' s better in theory than it is in practice-
This very NSFW she post brought to you by
all the feces I not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me kink shaming I will tint)
we and I will skin we-
Ive learned a let taday em
I think the last my ' got killed reading this
frt_ nuge HICKS are like communism
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