Brother Jed. This great preacher is leaving Columbia. It saddens me. Many a joyful afternoon I spent in Speakers' Circle just listening to him tell me all the w brother Jed says Youre all going to Hell
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Brother Jed

Brother Jed. This great preacher is leaving Columbia. It saddens me. Many a joyful afternoon I spent in Speakers' Circle just listening to him tell me all the w

This great preacher is leaving Columbia. It saddens me. Many a joyful afternoon I spent in Speakers' Circle just listening to him tell me all the ways I'm going to hell

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#50 to #26 - dummerbaztard (04/11/2013) [-]
Wow that made me laugh :D
Wow that made me laugh :D
User avatar #7 - douthit (04/10/2013) [-]
"Love your neighbor as yourself. No homo." -- Jesus
User avatar #1 - pwoneill (04/10/2013) [-]
He came to my university and started **** ... His wife Called me a faggot and threw things at me when i simply said to her that you cannot prove that every single girl in college is a whore just by being there.... then ha came over and called me a lying faggot for saying i wasn't an atheist....
#45 to #1 - wadofwade (04/11/2013) [-]
Don't feed the trolls. It's totally an act.
#6 to #1 - nicolbolas (04/10/2013) [-]
dat izzet signet
User avatar #2 to #1 - jimmichonga (04/10/2013) [-]
He's a total douche like that, but he is entertaining, I give him that.
User avatar #3 to #2 - pwoneill (04/10/2013) [-]
The funniest thing he said:
"And Yes lesbians are going to hell too"
Girl in crowd: "well I guess i better leave then Im gonna burn"
Brother Jed: "Wait, She was a lesbian?!?!? But she was so pretty! Why surely she could find any man she wanted, I thought lesbians looked like Rosie O'donnell, I guess she's an exception"
Me: "Shes not an execption, you are just being intolerant and believing absurd stereotypes."
"No shes just the only one, Now shut up and quit talking like some kind of demon asshole"
"Did you Just call me an asshole?"
"Yes"
"But you just said swearing is a terrible sin"
"Not In the name of god it isnt"
"thats ridiculous,besides You didn't do it in the name of god, you just called me an asshole"
"just hush you asshole"



User avatar #13 to #3 - RisenLichen ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
"Like some demon asshole" "Did you just call me an asshole?"

"You're a ******* faggot" "Did you just call me a faggot"
User avatar #31 to #3 - mynameisfoo (04/11/2013) [-]
okay that's actually pretty funny though; I don't know of him, is he joking or serious?
User avatar #32 to #31 - pwoneill (04/11/2013) [-]
Serious as....

I can't think up a good comparison but...

yes he was very serious
User avatar #33 to #32 - mynameisfoo (04/11/2013) [-]
oh damn nevermind, i thought there was an actually funny offensive preacher for a sec... that'd be interesting
User avatar #40 to #33 - pwoneill (04/11/2013) [-]
no hes just an offensive prick
User avatar #25 to #3 - Whaaaaaaaaa (04/11/2013) [-]
Did you hush?
User avatar #4 to #3 - jimmichonga (04/10/2013) [-]
Is your school mascot the Tigers? Because I'm pretty sure I heard that conversation.
User avatar #5 to #4 - pwoneill (04/10/2013) [-]
try UK Wildcats
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#10 - sibbalitla (04/10/2013) [-]
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#24 - John Cena (04/11/2013) [-]
**** YEAH MIZZOU
User avatar #34 to #24 - jimmichonga (04/11/2013) [-]
MIZ
#38 - colmcorbec (04/11/2013) [-]
The closest thing we ever got was this one dude.
He came by to our favourite game-shop every day when I was a teenager.
He came in, stood right in the middle of the shop, looked down and silently started praying to himself.

One time he stood outside the shop and spoke to us, telling us that

<- this action-figure in the display

would be (literaly) the spawn of satan and how for the love of god we could worship videogames like that.
We tried to tell him that it was just a toy, but that only made it worse. But I gotta give the man props for not being an ass about it, he stayed polite and didn't tried to convert us in any way. In return we didn't made fun of him (even not when he was gone).
User avatar #58 to #38 - ComradeBritish (04/11/2013) [-]
Mother ******* Raziel.
#17 - queefquizzler (04/10/2013) [-]
Yugigod
Yugigod
User avatar #14 - ctenop (04/10/2013) [-]
See that's their mistake; they must of shortened "I love a man who lays with another man. No homo" to just "No homo"
#46 - bdowns (04/11/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #1353196 at Friendly **
#30 - stizzy (04/11/2013) [-]
It's really ******* weird to see a place that I walk by every day on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #35 to #30 - jimmichonga (04/11/2013) [-]
OP here. what up.
User avatar #36 to #35 - stizzy (04/11/2013) [-]
You go to Mizzou?
User avatar #37 to #36 - jimmichonga (04/11/2013) [-]
Used to actually. Funny enough though, I'll be in CoMO this weekend.
User avatar #39 to #37 - stizzy (04/11/2013) [-]
Oh right on. It's just crazy, I never expected to see Speaker's Circle on FJ lol.
I hate Jed when he's shouting out there but I'm still gonna miss him.
#44 to #39 - invalidcupcakes (04/11/2013) [-]
I really don't know where this all is...
But Why Care?
User avatar #59 to #44 - stizzy (04/11/2013) [-]
Care about which part?
#60 to #59 - invalidcupcakes (04/11/2013) [-]
Care about your convo...
User avatar #61 to #60 - stizzy (04/11/2013) [-]
Well then why did you comment if you don't care
#62 to #61 - invalidcupcakes (04/11/2013) [-]
Good point there sir..
User avatar #43 to #39 - jimmichonga (04/11/2013) [-]
Yeah there's a few of us here. I loved sitting and listening about how I'd go to hell. It made me all fuzzy inside. That and when I could find a contradiction to something he said with something else that he said earlier.
User avatar #47 to #30 - billnyethespy (04/11/2013) [-]
Yeah same
User avatar #29 - stizzy (04/11/2013) [-]
AHHH wtf
I go to Mizzou, I would love to meet another FJ'er.

OP speak to me!
User avatar #22 - wolvesbrickwall (04/10/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that picture was taken at Mizzou.
User avatar #20 - billnyethespy (04/10/2013) [-]
Funny, never thought I would see something about my College on Funnyjunk
#28 - allamericandude (04/11/2013) [-]
We've got a guy like that at my school. Name's Brother John (maybe they're related?) All he does, day in and day out, is shout Bible passages at people and call women &quot;whores&quot; and stuff.   
   
But it's not just religious stuff, he'll yell at you for anything--like the clothes you're wearing--just because he can.   
   
I've been more than happy to walk extra distances to my classes just to avoid that asshole.
We've got a guy like that at my school. Name's Brother John (maybe they're related?) All he does, day in and day out, is shout Bible passages at people and call women "whores" and stuff.

But it's not just religious stuff, he'll yell at you for anything--like the clothes you're wearing--just because he can.

I've been more than happy to walk extra distances to my classes just to avoid that asshole.
#57 - Pompano (04/11/2013) [-]
We have one of these crazy preacher guys who comes to the University of Southern Mississippi on a regular basis.   
According to him, all women who wear yoga pants are temptress whores and  science professors teaching evolution are agents of  demonic forces.   
Jimmy Status: Rustled


We have one of these crazy preacher guys who comes to the University of Southern Mississippi on a regular basis.
According to him, all women who wear yoga pants are temptress whores and science professors teaching evolution are agents of demonic forces.
Jimmy Status: Rustled
User avatar #56 - vanhohenheim (04/11/2013) [-]
Wow another Missouri undergrad on FJ. And yeah, lots of insane people at speakers circle. It's pretty hilarious and entertaining to listen to them
#54 - John Cena (04/11/2013) [-]
as Miguel replied I'm surprised that anyone able to earn $9622 in four weeks on the computer. have you read this web link and go to home tab for more detail .>>>> big76.ℂom
User avatar #53 - uppitywhitey (04/11/2013) [-]
Lol he went to SEMO a few times....hilariously bigoted. He's is so ridiculous that he isn't even offensive anymore.
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