Bad jokes comp. Not oc, found in my computer and figured I would share with the lovely people of fj.. Bad jokes comp Not oc found in my computer and figured I would share with the lovely people of fj
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#10 - sexysexysexysex
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(04/10/2013) [-]
#11 to #10 - RlCK [OP]
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(04/10/2013) [-]
You know, every time someone comments on this I come and check it out and scroll all the way to the comments. After I saw that picture just now I started laughing uncontrollably..my girlfriend now thinks I am insane.
#20 to #11 - aqproductions
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(04/10/2013) [-]
"Girlfriend"
#21 to #20 - RlCK [OP]
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(04/10/2013) [-]
#37 - iamlying
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(04/11/2013) [-]
As an Asian, this took me a long time to understand.

You know, because the probability of the next operation failing is not affected by the successes and failures of the previous operations.

So the probability of failure is still 0.01

I really need to get laid...
#82 to #37 - weinerdick ONLINE
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(04/11/2013) [-]
I was going to reply, but then I realized I didn't need to and just wrote this instead.
#95 to #37 - troncatman
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(04/11/2013) [-]
Probability of doing 100 succesfull operations with a individual probability of .01 (failure) is
(99^100/100^100)= .366
Meaning if he's already done 99 operations then there is around a 65% chance he messes up the next one.
#91 to #37 - fakereality
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(04/11/2013) [-]
Well considering your username, I have a hard time believing that you're Asian.
#98 to #37 - toxicovrtake
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(04/11/2013) [-]
Im Italian, And it took me a while to get for the same reason.
Im Italian, And it took me a while to get for the same reason.

#39 to #37 - RlCK [OP]
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(04/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I understood that too. The variable is discrete.
#28 - reinbowxdash ONLINE
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(04/10/2013) [-]
#78 to #28 - borderlandpsycho
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#49 - crosskill
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(04/11/2013) [-]
- Why did Sarah fall off the swings?    
- I don't know, why?    
- Because she doesn't have any arms.    
- *Knock Knock*    
- Who's there?    
- Not Sarah.
- Why did Sarah fall off the swings?
- I don't know, why?
- Because she doesn't have any arms.
- *Knock Knock*
- Who's there?
- Not Sarah.
#100 to #49 - isolotop
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(04/11/2013) [-]
-What did Johnny get for Christmas?
-Cancer
-*Knock Knock*
-Who's there?
-Not Johnny



-What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
-The Holocaust

I've got a ton more if you wanna read them
#83 to #49 - mytrakytra
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(04/11/2013) [-]
-Where did Sarah go when the bombs exploded?   
   
-Everywhere.
-Where did Sarah go when the bombs exploded?

-Everywhere.
#5 - anon
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(04/10/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5,998**
#6 to #5 - veryspecialagent
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(04/10/2013) [-]
aww, you were only 443 numbers away from not being a total faggot.
#7 to #6 - vvtf
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(04/10/2013) [-]
**vvtf rolls 07,124,216**
#36 to #7 - anon
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(04/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 815,790,205** yolo
#51 - tazmaniandevilxxx
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(04/11/2013) [-]
White persons story starts with: Once upon a time
Black persons story starts with: You ain't never gunna believe this ****
#79 to #51 - secretdestroyers
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(04/11/2013) [-]
The black version would have made many fairy tales a ell of a lot more interesting!
#93 to #51 - burningsmurfs
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(04/11/2013) [-]
I see this one all the time and I never saw that particular episode but, is that what the text REALLY said?
#71 - toddingram
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(04/11/2013) [-]
Here is the worst pick up line ever
Ay gurl was your ass forged in the fires of Mt Doom
cuz that ****** precious
#58 - mrgoodlove
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(04/11/2013) [-]
If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship with "I think I just need space" then you're wasting everybody's time
#59 to #58 - RlCK [OP]
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(04/11/2013) [-]
I love you.
#61 to #58 - pineapplepeople
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(04/11/2013) [-]
If you're a farmer and you don't respond to missing person reports with "I'm sure she'll turnip" then you're wasting everyone's time.
#25 - deathleprechaun
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(04/10/2013) [-]
If there's a guy who can hijack a plane with tweezers, he could damn well do it unarmed.
If there's a guy who can hijack a plane with tweezers, he could damn well do it unarmed.
#13 - amovingstaircase
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(04/10/2013) [-]
just a couple of black jokes


How do you stop a baby from crawling?
You nail his foot to the ground

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
you nail his other foot to the ground

how many babies can you fit in a barrel?
6 and a half

whats the difference between a bucket of poop and a black guy?
the bucket

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
the pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven
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#66 to #63 - brettyoke
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(04/11/2013) [-]
That's not a joke, that's just obtuse hatred towards a group of people based on their skin color.
#68 to #66 - deadfeds **User deleted account**
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#70 to #68 - brettyoke
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(04/11/2013) [-]
With your last sentence, I agree. You really shouldn't go around using the word ******, however, as everyday common language. Most people attribute it to mean black people, and a rather derogatory term at that. Using it makes you appear ignorant.
#14 to #13 - RlCK [OP]
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Those were not at all black jokes, good sir!
#16 to #14 - galaxyguy ONLINE
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(04/10/2013) [-]
I think he meant black as in dark as in morbid.