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Not oc, found in my computer and figured I would share with the lovely people of fj.

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Submitted: 04/10/2013
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#10 - sexysexysexysex (04/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#37 - iamlying (04/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
As an Asian, this took me a long time to understand.

You know, because the probability of the next operation failing is not affected by the successes and failures of the previous operations.

So the probability of failure is still 0.01

I really need to get laid...
#28 - reinbowxdash (04/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#49 - crosskill ONLINE (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
- Why did Sarah fall off the swings?    
- I don't know, why?    
- Because she doesn't have any arms.    
- *Knock Knock*    
- Who's there?    
- Not Sarah.
- Why did Sarah fall off the swings?
- I don't know, why?
- Because she doesn't have any arms.
- *Knock Knock*
- Who's there?
- Not Sarah.
#5 - anonymous (04/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**anonymous rolls 5,998**
#6 to #5 - veryspecialagent (04/10/2013) [-]
aww, you were only 443 numbers away from not being a total faggot.
#51 - tazmaniandevilxxx (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
White persons story starts with: Once upon a time
Black persons story starts with: You ain't never gunna believe this shit
User avatar #71 - toddingram (04/11/2013) [-]
Here is the worst pick up line ever
Ay gurl was your ass forged in the fires of Mt Doom
cuz that shit's precious
User avatar #58 - mrgoodlove (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship with "I think I just need space" then you're wasting everybody's time
#25 - deathleprechaun (04/10/2013) [-]
If there's a guy who can hijack a plane with tweezers, he could damn well do it unarmed.
If there's a guy who can hijack a plane with tweezers, he could damn well do it unarmed.
User avatar #13 - amovingstaircase (04/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
just a couple of black jokes


How do you stop a baby from crawling?
You nail his foot to the ground

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
you nail his other foot to the ground

how many babies can you fit in a barrel?
6 and a half

whats the difference between a bucket of poop and a black guy?
the bucket

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
the pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven
#23 - anonymous (04/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
how many mexicans does it take to clean a bathroom? none thats a niggers job.
User avatar #24 to #23 - RlCK (04/10/2013) [-]
Nigger and job don't work together in the same sentence...
#47 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
what's black on top, white on the bottom?

Rape
User avatar #97 - fakereality (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm fucking sick of people saying that France loses every god damn war. Next to Great Britain, they have the most wars won on earth. And without their help, the US would have been crushed by Great Britain in the American Revolution.
User avatar #85 - goochmaster (04/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Can someone explain the "Clocks changing" joke to me? I don't understand it at all...
User avatar #90 to #89 - RlCK (04/11/2013) [-]
Anything for the master of gooch's
User avatar #81 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account** (04/11/2013) [-]
the driver was an alcohol
User avatar #65 - nanapopo (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
2nd one pisses me off. why can't people wrap their fucking heads around the concept that previous results do not affect the next in statistics?
#19 - burningsmurfs (04/10/2013) [-]
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?


They just beat the room for being black.
User avatar #18 - negersmult (04/10/2013) [-]
There was an afternoon where a guy came driving home from work.
As he got on the driveway, he noticed his girlfriend standing outside the garage door waiting for him.
"What happened to the car" said his girlfriend, as the car was full of blood, leaves and branches.
-"I managed to hit a black man on the road.", he replied.
-"How do explain all the leaves and branches then?", she asked.
-"Well, the stupid nigger had to run all the way into the forest."
User avatar #12 - darkslayer (04/10/2013) [-]
It is indeed important to be careful whilst typing in "grandfather clocks". Once I typed in grandfather CLICKS and I was mortified when it corrected my mistake. Still, no harm was done and I managed to find the clock I was searching for!
User avatar #29 to #27 - RlCK (04/10/2013) [-]
I never claimed it wasn't. And that was over a year ago. And just because it's a repost doesn't mean it's not funny. If you really have a problem with it, provide me with a logical reason and I will take it down.
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