Bad jokes comp. Not oc, found in my computer and figured I would share with the lovely people of fj..
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Not oc, found in my computer and figured I would share with the lovely people of fj.

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Submitted: 04/10/2013
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#110 - mariovssonic (09/20/2013) [-]
These are good.
User avatar #109 - RlCK ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
**RlCK salutes**
#108 - pfccross (04/13/2013) [-]
"buffering 69%"
User avatar #104 - klick (04/11/2013) [-]
God damn it, OP. I actually browsed around google images "Grandfather Clocks" hoping for something funny or strange. And nothing.
User avatar #107 to #104 - RlCK ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
The joke on that one is the fact that if you typo you could accidentally search for "grandfather ***** "
#103 - marcury ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
what really separates people from animals?

...the zookeeper.
#102 - isolotop (04/11/2013) [-]
I have a rock in my forehead from when I fell off the monkey bars as a young child. I recently thought up this pickup line, "Hey girl you know what's hard? The rock in my head"

I thought it was kind of clever, maybe just a little bit? Please?
#99 - toxicovrtake (04/11/2013) [-]
"how do you make a plumber cry?"
"how?"
"You kill his family."
User avatar #97 - fakereality (04/11/2013) [-]
I'm ******* sick of people saying that France loses every god damn war. Next to Great Britain, they have the most wars won on earth. And without their help, the US would have been crushed by Great Britain in the American Revolution.
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User avatar #94 - chinesehandcuffs (04/11/2013) [-]
Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. If you've hear juan you've heard jamal.
User avatar #92 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
#1, 3, 14, 16 and the last one made me laugh
User avatar #87 - holywarstpd (04/11/2013) [-]
The hit by a bus/camcorder one.... i lol'd.
User avatar #85 - goochmaster (04/11/2013) [-]
Can someone explain the "Clocks changing" joke to me? I don't understand it at all...
User avatar #88 to #85 - RlCK ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
He wasn't aware that due to daylight savings time the clocks switched back an hour. The joke being that had they not switched back an hour he would have been a half hour late and not a half hour early.
User avatar #89 to #88 - goochmaster (04/11/2013) [-]
Ah, thank you good sir. Thumb for you
User avatar #90 to #89 - RlCK ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Anything for the master of gooch's
#84 - jimmynutz (04/11/2013) [-]
"what separates animals from humans? The Mediterranean"
>mfw
#106 to #84 - laraythius (04/11/2013) [-]
I want to thumb you, but I don't get the joke.
User avatar #81 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account** (04/11/2013) [-]
the driver was an alcohol
User avatar #80 - musicgeekify (04/11/2013) [-]
What's wrong with 4 ******* going over a cliff in a Cadillac?

A Cadillac seats 5!
User avatar #71 - toddingram (04/11/2013) [-]
Here is the worst pick up line ever
Ay gurl was your ass forged in the fires of Mt Doom
cuz that ****** precious
User avatar #65 - nanapopo (04/11/2013) [-]
2nd one pisses me off. why can't people wrap their ******* heads around the concept that previous results do not affect the next in statistics?
User avatar #64 - wobblyloo (04/11/2013) [-]
otherwise known as the sickipedia collection
User avatar #58 - mrgoodlove (04/11/2013) [-]
If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship with "I think I just need space" then you're wasting everybody's time
#61 to #58 - pineapplepeople (04/11/2013) [-]
If you're a farmer and you don't respond to missing person reports with "I'm sure she'll turnip" then you're wasting everyone's time.
User avatar #59 to #58 - RlCK ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I love you.
#51 - tazmaniandevilxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
White persons story starts with: Once upon a time
Black persons story starts with: You ain't never gunna believe this ****
User avatar #93 to #51 - burningsmurfs ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I see this one all the time and I never saw that particular episode but, is that what the text REALLY said?
User avatar #79 to #51 - secretdestroyers (04/11/2013) [-]
The black version would have made many fairy tales a ell of a lot more interesting!
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