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McDisasters. Started as a comment on a thread, comanderspy and masterchiefawesome seem to think they are worthy of an actual post. let me know what you think! 1

Started as a comment on a thread, comanderspy and masterchiefawesome seem to think they are worthy of an actual post. let me know what you think! 100% OC, stories from my teenage Mcdonalds days.

we me
r. -weaking at mcdonalds right next to truck stop
shiat: ass, glasses, beta as ****
walks into store front, 4 minutes before we lock
the doors
weeks of stale smoke, sweat and is clearly tweeking on
meth
herders a kings ransom worth of food
makes forever eating
the bathrooms and lock the doors for cleaning
gguy needs to **** , manager wen' t let him in the
bathrooms
yhis dinner starts to make a cameo appearance
r; -screams he can' t hold it
asks him to leave
climbs up on garbage can.
mpa
an unearthly bellow as he unloads his
worth of food into a garbage can
r; -wipes with his leftover napkins, and empties his tray on
top of it
mm manager told me to take out the trash
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Submitted: 04/10/2013
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#51 - queefquizzler (04/10/2013) [-]
Manager's Face
#61 - deathleprechaun (04/10/2013) [-]
He ate $60 worth of food and passed it almost immediately. That's McDonald's alright.
User avatar #102 to #61 - Durp (04/11/2013) [-]
And taco bell
User avatar #94 to #61 - burritosupreme (04/11/2013) [-]
Seems Le ****
#101 - icecreamonnips (04/11/2013) [-]
MFW i was on that thread
MFW i was on that thread
User avatar #115 to #101 - anonefg (04/11/2013) [-]
No you ******* werent you lying faggot get the **** out lol
User avatar #112 to #101 - pulluspardus (04/11/2013) [-]
that gif is OP when he was 16

"Fatass, glasses, beta as **** "
User avatar #113 to #112 - icecreamonnips (04/11/2013) [-]
*alpha
User avatar #172 to #112 - sirbrentcoe (11/18/2013) [-]
only one thing's off, i would prefer red pop to moon mist.
User avatar #14 - mctoilet **User deleted account** (04/10/2013) [-]
So thats why i gave my profile this name
#81 - crosskill (04/10/2013) [-]
> "His dinner starts to make a cameo appereance"

Mysides.jpg
#39 - doddythechef (04/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #35 - snakefire (04/10/2013) [-]
Why is it important to know you were a beta fatass wearing glasses?
#166 to #35 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
Really Bee/ HANGING@ MICKY DEE'S? SUCH A LIAR$$$
User avatar #155 to #35 - kyoutu (04/11/2013) [-]
Calls someone beta.
"Rank #20 on Comments"
Lawl.
User avatar #161 to #155 - snakefire (04/11/2013) [-]
He called himself beta, I didn't.
User avatar #156 to #35 - WolfPrince (04/11/2013) [-]
How's ****** shrimp?
User avatar #152 to #35 - ariusbrightwing (04/11/2013) [-]
Snakefire. >:V
User avatar #154 to #152 - txniko (04/11/2013) [-]
The **** you want from my One way best friend ?
User avatar #176 to #159 - jingleforth (07/29/2014) [-]
Hey
#37 to #35 - sirbrentcoe (04/10/2013) [-]
just setting the scene. painting you a mental picture
User avatar #129 to #37 - studbeefpile ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Nice save brah.
#157 to #37 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
Friendship bobcat/ system up TRAIN~~ OR SHOULD WE SAY~ **** THE SYSTEM/ WE **** OYR DAUGHTERS/ U DID 2; OOHH BYT U KNEW HE EAS MARRIED-- LIES OF ME BOB/ ALDIS SCENE FATHERS DAY/ WATCHERS HAVW U SIN YEARS YEARS/ SCUM one $$$ scum two_ their ref/ SOON U ALL WILL GET BUTT ****** . TAUGHT DAUGHTER WELL
User avatar #3 - nyj (04/10/2013) [-]
I enjoyed that. It certainly made me feel better about working at Target.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
bing a ****** in the south in the 1800s wouldn't have been as bad of a job as working at target.
User avatar #5 to #4 - nyj (04/10/2013) [-]
I wholeheartedly disagree with you.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
you didn't work at my target either. being you work at target you mave have heard about it not so long ago it was the one were the people got stabbed.
#7 to #6 - nyj (04/10/2013) [-]
You're gonna have to be more specific.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
Pittsburgh Pa, in East liberty about 2 or 3 weeks ago.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
Yes I heard that **** happen, I was taking a piss at the time and all I heard was people losing their **** .

But working at that place is like imagine hell then add central air but make your pain and suffer 30000 times worse.
User avatar #11 to #10 - nyj (04/10/2013) [-]
I was a cart attendant for a year. Cleaning the bathrooms, I found that the women's restroom was always worse.

One day, my GSTL told me a guest complained about a "problem" in the women's room. I walked in, checking each stall. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary, but then
I got to the handicapped stall. There, looking straight back at me, was a pile of ****
on the floor. So, I grabbed some paper towels and picked it up, placing it gently into
the toilet.

Another time, I found the packaging to a dildo in the parking lot. What's weirder is
that we don't even sell dildos.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
twice I had people die in the bathrooms from drug overdoses, knife fights and a few gun shoots in the parking lot was hit be 5 people cars, attacked by and old lady and her crazy ass little kid, people form the crack house down the street selling drugs in the parking lot the place is a ******* mad house. I was MTS bascialy cart attendant but, I get bitched at more (not all stores have them) 8 months is all I could take I had to leave before was ******* killed.
User avatar #15 to #12 - nyj (04/10/2013) [-]
Okay. You win.
User avatar #22 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
yes worst ******* job ever.
User avatar #62 to #22 - SavageBAMFx (04/10/2013) [-]
Welp, I know I'm not applying for Target....
User avatar #65 to #62 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
not all of them are as bad as mine was
User avatar #18 to #3 - sonicnevermind (04/10/2013) [-]
I work Softlines on the Flow team at Target. worst. ever.
User avatar #21 to #18 - nyj (04/10/2013) [-]
Ouch. I have it easy. I work in Electronics. The worst I have to deal with is annoying kids.
#148 - creosote (04/11/2013) [-]
Oh God, this reminds me of an experience I had when I was around ten.
I was at a Macy's that was located in the mall and had to take a poo. So I went into the bathroom and there was this dude in the ONLY stall that was taking ************** ! So this old black guy walks in... I remember him vividly. He was wearing a bronze cowboy belt and had short curly black hair that was going gray at the edges... Anyways, we waiting on the slow bowelled gentlemen for quite some time, and soon the black fellow gave up and left. After about ten minutes this fine, elder gentleman returned and asked me a simple question: "Is he still in there?"
"Yeah"
"Well, alright then." The black man then starts unbuckling his belt to **** in the urinal. Horrified, I leave and return a while later, because much like this foul old man, I was too lazy to just find another bathroom. Upon entry, I encounter two store clerks who turn to look at me and one of them asks: "Did you do this?"
... End scene. I don't remember what happened after that.
#167 to #148 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
Stew/ that u?
User avatar #169 to #148 - captfuckhead (05/05/2013) [-]
why did I imagine Morgan Freeman in your description of the old black man?
User avatar #93 - theoriginaltyson (04/11/2013) [-]
>tweaking on meth
>eating
Pick one
#52 - amusingtoaster (04/10/2013) [-]
Im going to warn everyone who is considering getting a job at McDonalds. DONT DO IT. It might just be the worst job in the world.    
   
<--- Me after working there for 4 months.
Im going to warn everyone who is considering getting a job at McDonalds. DONT DO IT. It might just be the worst job in the world.

<--- Me after working there for 4 months.
User avatar #88 to #52 - izzygirl (04/11/2013) [-]
I might apply to one someday, but I'm sure it won't be too bad. My godmother's the manager.
#163 to #52 - welcometoatl (04/12/2013) [-]
4 months? try 2 years. I wanna kill so many people who go to McDonalds. I have lost respect for the people immediately around me. Fat bitches who order a disgusting amount of food. There is no need for a single human being to eat 20 nugges, a large fries, and 32oz soda.

#73 to #52 - tropicalbonerfish (04/10/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro   
&lt;------------ my face when I quit after six months
I know that feel bro
<------------ my face when I quit after six months
#164 to #73 - welcometoatl (04/12/2013) [-]
When I quit, I'm going to rage quit so badly. Call a few fat ladies "fat bitches" , insult their fat kids, tell them mean things about their lives that are probably true but are really mean...

one can only dream
User avatar #83 to #52 - pencilartist (04/10/2013) [-]
What's wrong with it? Never worked there, but it would be nice to know some specifics.
User avatar #165 to #83 - tropicalbonerfish (04/12/2013) [-]
well basically if you want to be treated like **** on a daily basis,pick up all sorts of body fluid and miscellaneous sticky sauces all while taking orders from a stoner manager and serving disgusting fat people food than that's the place for you.
#17 - aguywithlonghair ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
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#121 - nortledrones (04/11/2013) [-]
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And it all started from toilet paper?
#124 to #121 - sirbrentcoe (04/11/2013) [-]
no, but my god THAT was an epic green screen... puts my ****** story to shame
User avatar #134 to #124 - weinerdick (04/11/2013) [-]
...?
#110 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
MFW trucker.
User avatar #100 - brenton (04/11/2013) [-]
I actually feel sorry for the dude. That feeling you get when a behemoth is approaching without an accessible restroom is the worst.
#46 - bioscott (04/10/2013) [-]
Ezekial 25 verse 18 : And i will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to **** in my trash can. And you will know my name is the Lord when I take that garbage out.
#20 - masterchiefawesome (04/10/2013) [-]
I'm so proud of you...
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