McDisasters. Started as a comment on a thread, comanderspy and masterchiefawesome seem to think they are worthy of an actual post. let me know what you think! 1
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McDisasters

Started as a comment on a thread, comanderspy and masterchiefawesome seem to think they are worthy of an actual post. let me know what you think! 100% OC, stories from my teenage Mcdonalds days.

we me
r. -weaking at mcdonalds right next to truck stop
shiat: ass, glasses, beta as ****
walks into store front, 4 minutes before we lock
the doors
weeks of stale smoke, sweat and is clearly tweeking on
meth
herders a kings ransom worth of food
makes forever eating
the bathrooms and lock the doors for cleaning
gguy needs to **** , manager wen' t let him in the
bathrooms
yhis dinner starts to make a cameo appearance
r; -screams he can' t hold it
asks him to leave
climbs up on garbage can.
mpa
an unearthly bellow as he unloads his
worth of food into a garbage can
r; -wipes with his leftover napkins, and empties his tray on
top of it
mm manager told me to take out the trash
...
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User avatar #35 - snakefire (04/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Why is it important to know you were a beta fatass wearing glasses?
#37 to #35 - sirbrentcoe (04/10/2013) [-]
just setting the scene. painting you a mental picture
#51 - queefquizzler (04/10/2013) [-]
Manager's Face
#61 - deathleprechaun (04/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
He ate $60 worth of food and passed it almost immediately. That's McDonald's alright.
User avatar #14 - mctoilet **User deleted account** (04/10/2013) [-]
So thats why i gave my profile this name
#101 - icecreamonnips (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
MFW i was on that thread
MFW i was on that thread
#81 - crosskill ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
> "His dinner starts to make a cameo appereance"

Mysides.jpg
#52 - amusingtoaster (04/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Im going to warn everyone who is considering getting a job at McDonalds. DONT DO IT. It might just be the worst job in the world.    
   
<--- Me after working there for 4 months.
Im going to warn everyone who is considering getting a job at McDonalds. DONT DO IT. It might just be the worst job in the world.

<--- Me after working there for 4 months.
#39 - doddythechef (04/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - nyj (04/10/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I enjoyed that. It certainly made me feel better about working at Target.
#137 - greasychesticles (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
...why are you green texting on fj?
#148 - creosote (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh God, this reminds me of an experience I had when I was around ten.
I was at a Macy's that was located in the mall and had to take a poo. So I went into the bathroom and there was this dude in the ONLY stall that was taking ************** ! So this old black guy walks in... I remember him vividly. He was wearing a bronze cowboy belt and had short curly black hair that was going gray at the edges... Anyways, we waiting on the slow bowelled gentlemen for quite some time, and soon the black fellow gave up and left. After about ten minutes this fine, elder gentleman returned and asked me a simple question: "Is he still in there?"
"Yeah"
"Well, alright then." The black man then starts unbuckling his belt to **** in the urinal. Horrified, I leave and return a while later, because much like this foul old man, I was too lazy to just find another bathroom. Upon entry, I encounter two store clerks who turn to look at me and one of them asks: "Did you do this?"
... End scene. I don't remember what happened after that.
User avatar #93 - theoriginaltyson (04/11/2013) [-]
>tweaking on meth
>eating
Pick one
User avatar #45 - drdiddly (04/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I was first thumb! Yay!
#121 - nortledrones (04/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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And it all started from toilet paper?
#110 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
MFW trucker.
#20 - masterchiefawesome (04/10/2013) [-]
I'm so proud of you...
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