Tumblr you ignorant slut. . ene time my religion has a monobrow asked me "what the hell did we date freer hair?" because i had a blends streak through it and i
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Tumblr you ignorant slut

ene time my religion has a monobrow asked me "what the
hell did we date freer hair?" because i had a blends streak through it
and i said "what the hell did we date freer eyebrow" and he sent me
outside
when i came back in he asked eeveryone what monotheism was and i said it
meant a religion that worshiped ene god because mend means ene as in
monobrow and he sent me out again
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User avatar #10 - threetoedsloth (04/10/2013) [-]
My Great Aunt has a tri-brow... like she has two normal eyebrows then a tuft of hair growing in the middle that doesn't quite touch the other two.
User avatar #128 to #10 - funkyspot ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
I had a classmate with 3 eyebrows... I gave him hell for it and he eventually went to another school.. I feel sorry but god was it funny
User avatar #148 to #128 - tiggeh (04/11/2013) [-]
u cunt
User avatar #173 to #148 - enviousjellyfish ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I would've done the same

-source: Cunt of the VGB
User avatar #151 to #148 - funkyspot ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
enviousjellyfish
Move along.
#11 to #10 - allthelights (04/10/2013) [-]
Sounds magical *_*
User avatar #23 to #11 - threetoedsloth (04/10/2013) [-]
It is my friend, it truly is. Unfortunately if you stare directly at it you get a telling off... possibly because she wants to keep its magical properties all to herself...
#181 to #23 - allthelights (04/11/2013) [-]
Well I can see why. I mean I wouldn't want anyone stealing my tri-brow magic
#49 - kotos (04/10/2013) [-]
#39 to #3 - nikcnakcabc (04/10/2013) [-]
I am crying :')
#98 to #3 - demjimmies (04/10/2013) [-]
Mfw I clicked the link
Mfw I clicked the link
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#20 to #3 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#67 to #20 - Rascal (04/10/2013) [-]
Extra fuse for the bombs.
User avatar #9 to #3 - thedungeonmaster (04/10/2013) [-]
I almost spit my drink out when the music started
User avatar #69 to #9 - bighairyfart (04/10/2013) [-]
What music? Speakers are up, but no music.
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#129 to #71 - linktheherooftime (04/10/2013) [-]
When I googled the song this came up.
#78 to #3 - aqproductions (04/10/2013) [-]
Try and beat it
#165 to #78 - basilbrush (04/11/2013) [-]
Boom ************ first try.
#174 to #165 - jokerbit (04/11/2013) [-]
Thumb for you good sir
#105 to #3 - talonwooten (04/10/2013) [-]
should I open it? it could be bad, but what if it's the most amazing thing ever? oh hey ill look at the comments... well they tell me nothing.....screw it, im doing it.
should I open it? it could be bad, but what if it's the most amazing thing ever? oh hey ill look at the comments... well they tell me nothing.....screw it, im doing it.
#52 to #3 - brocktox (04/10/2013) [-]
"enter monobrow"
User avatar #14 to #3 - razerblazer (04/10/2013) [-]
i.....cant....breathe.....oh...god.....one is the loniest number....sweetjesus
#35 to #3 - mariasaturnina (04/10/2013) [-]
But what I really want to know is...how did you come upon this site?
But what I really want to know is...how did you come upon this site?
User avatar #66 to #35 - disregardtheponies (04/10/2013) [-]
But the real question is... Will it blend?
#18 to #3 - yourdadsdad (04/10/2013) [-]
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#15 to #3 - drainbramage (04/10/2013) [-]
But, why?
#137 to #3 - fedegon (04/10/2013) [-]
I am scared of what might be on the other end of that link.
#112 to #3 - Rascal (04/10/2013) [-]
When the song started playing I about **** myself.
#26 to #3 - tarnac ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
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#123 to #3 - Dap (04/10/2013) [-]
I'm going in.

Tell my wive and kids I love them
User avatar #68 to #3 - exicuton (04/10/2013) [-]
http://www.monobrow.com/monobro/bro-56.shtml
They have a monobro of the week.
#48 to #3 - deathdiedead (04/10/2013) [-]
omg i cant breath
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User avatar #4 to #3 - notsolonleyisland (04/10/2013) [-]
holy **** im dying
#13 to #3 - gilliam (04/10/2013) [-]
MFW i clicked the link.
MFW i clicked the link.
#57 - bronywhat (04/10/2013) [-]
Religion teacher?
User avatar #96 to #57 - noblekira (04/10/2013) [-]
just giving my take on it, in England, as far as im aware you're taught religion in ks3 and ks4 high school, so like aged 11-15 i think, in my college we have to learn religion as i go to a catholic college (not a catholic however), yeah you basically learn the basics of a **** load of religions
#119 to #96 - macka (04/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. In Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, there's about 4 Catholic high schools and same amount of elementary schools. In high school you are required to take a Religion class from grade 9-12 or you can't graduate.

Source: I went to Bishop Ryan Catholic Secondary School for 4 years.

It's funny, while there, learning about all the different religions, I decided that I am for sure Atheist.
Not because I thought religions I learned about were bad. I just realized what I believed in. Not that anyone needed to know that.
Picture irrelevant.




#121 to #57 - comanderspy (04/10/2013) [-]
in poor 3rd world countries, (or rich ass white neighborhoods)many schools have an obligatory religion class. could be Saturday school too.
User avatar #60 to #57 - thelordofrepost ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
Probably Catholic school.
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#115 to #84 - Rascal (04/10/2013) [-]
Went to Catholic schools kindergarten through 8th grade. We only learned about Catholic stuff. I've learned way more about other religions at my public high school.
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#92 to #57 - senorfrog (04/10/2013) [-]
I was catholic, we had to have sunday classes (regular school and sunday classes, it really pissed me off) well the church had some teachers trying to teach us the bible and other stuffs. I always slept in class, and I meant I would get some chairs together and made a bed with them. Teachers would get pissed but hey what they hell would they do, tatle on me to God.
I was catholic, we had to have sunday classes (regular school and sunday classes, it really pissed me off) well the church had some teachers trying to teach us the bible and other stuffs. I always slept in class, and I meant I would get some chairs together and made a bed with them. Teachers would get pissed but hey what they hell would they do, tatle on me to God.
User avatar #64 to #57 - arandomanon ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
In Spain we have a subject called "religion" so yes, religion teacher. And yes, even in a public school
User avatar #61 to #57 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
Religious education: the general education of religions and their varied aspects — beliefs, doctrines, rituals, customs, rites, and personal roles.
#62 to #61 - bronywhat (04/10/2013) [-]
Thanks, never heard of it. Presumably cause I didn't go to college.
#36 - squidamon (04/10/2013) [-]
Well 			****		 you, its big and valuable.
Well **** you, its big and valuable.
#43 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
>Be me, Freshman year   
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"   
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.   
>Fastforward to the end of the year   
>Last day, no one brings anything to school   
>Go to his class   
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions   
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."   
>Huehuehue   
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use   
>One kid walks in late   
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"   
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"   
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"   
>We both start to walk around like zombies   
>Everyone losing their 			****		, even the teacher   
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident   
   
Best last day of school ever. 			****		 was so cash.
>Be me, Freshman year
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.
>Fastforward to the end of the year
>Last day, no one brings anything to school
>Go to his class
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."
>Huehuehue
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use
>One kid walks in late
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"
>We both start to walk around like zombies
>Everyone losing their **** , even the teacher
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident

Best last day of school ever. **** was so cash.
User avatar #45 to #43 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
Cool story, bro. Tell us again.
#46 to #45 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
Well, if you insist:   
   
>Be me, Freshman year    
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"    
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.    
>Fastforward to the end of the year    
>Last day, no one brings anything to school    
>Go to his class    
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions    
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."    
>Huehuehue    
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use    
>One kid walks in late    
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"    
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"    
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"    
>We both start to walk around like zombies    
>Everyone losing their 			****		, even the teacher    
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident    
   
Best last day of school ever. 			****		 was so cash.
Well, if you insist:

>Be me, Freshman year
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.
>Fastforward to the end of the year
>Last day, no one brings anything to school
>Go to his class
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."
>Huehuehue
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use
>One kid walks in late
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"
>We both start to walk around like zombies
>Everyone losing their **** , even the teacher
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident

Best last day of school ever. **** was so cash.
User avatar #47 to #46 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
God, that was so good. One more time, bro. Just for me, please.
#50 to #47 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
Oh, alright. I'm feeling generous today:   
   
>Be me, Freshman year    
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"    
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.    
>Fastforward to the end of the year    
>Last day, no one brings anything to school    
>Go to his class    
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions    
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."    
>Huehuehue    
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use    
>One kid walks in late    
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"    
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"    
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"    
>We both start to walk around like zombies    
>Everyone losing their 			****		, even the teacher    
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident    
   
Best last day of school ever. 			****		 was so cash.
Oh, alright. I'm feeling generous today:

>Be me, Freshman year
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.
>Fastforward to the end of the year
>Last day, no one brings anything to school
>Go to his class
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."
>Huehuehue
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use
>One kid walks in late
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"
>We both start to walk around like zombies
>Everyone losing their **** , even the teacher
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident

Best last day of school ever. **** was so cash.
User avatar #51 to #50 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
thanx bro, would read again.
User avatar #53 to #51 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
...You're going to call me tomorrow, right? Maybe we can grab a coffee?

Or was this a one-story stand? And I'll never see you again?

God I sound so desperate.

I am desperate. I want someone who loves me for more than my stories...
#55 to #53 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
Sorry, doll. I'm a free spirit. A candle in the wind. I go where the cool stories take me.
Sorry, doll. I'm a free spirit. A candle in the wind. I go where the cool stories take me.
#59 to #53 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
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you guys are both magnificent fags. thumbed up every one of your faggy dick-sucking comments.
#134 to #53 - skinless (04/10/2013) [-]
hi
hi
#65 to #50 - disregardtheponies (04/10/2013) [-]
Best. FJ. Thread. Evar.
Best. FJ. Thread. Evar.
#70 to #45 - thtguyfromwork (04/10/2013) [-]
got one   
   
>Senior year   
>have government 2nd period   
>my teacher is a large black woman   
>kinda like Tyler Perry dressed as Madea   
>we have a project with skits and someone left a cardboard car in class   
>			******		 boss   
>fast forward to 6th period   
>i have study hall so i decide to go in her class before the bells rings   
>sneak inside the car   
>stay in class for 25 minutes   
>no one knows   
>as she's finishing her lesson, she starts giving a quiz   
>the moment i hear a gap of silence, i jump out and scream "FOR NARNIAAAAA!!!!!"   
>everyone dies of laughter   
>my teacher yells "Boy, get OUTTA my class!"   
>my face when everyone started clapping
got one

>Senior year
>have government 2nd period
>my teacher is a large black woman
>kinda like Tyler Perry dressed as Madea
>we have a project with skits and someone left a cardboard car in class
> ****** boss
>fast forward to 6th period
>i have study hall so i decide to go in her class before the bells rings
>sneak inside the car
>stay in class for 25 minutes
>no one knows
>as she's finishing her lesson, she starts giving a quiz
>the moment i hear a gap of silence, i jump out and scream "FOR NARNIAAAAA!!!!!"
>everyone dies of laughter
>my teacher yells "Boy, get OUTTA my class!"
>my face when everyone started clapping
#22 - mrgoodlove ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
seems appropriate
#30 - auraguardian (04/10/2013) [-]
very cute and sex
User avatar #31 to #30 - edgecution (04/10/2013) [-]
Does Fagor work for Doctor Fagenstein?
#111 - lolzordz (04/10/2013) [-]
monorail! monorail!!! monoraaiiillll !

mono- DOH!
User avatar #56 - annand (04/10/2013) [-]
I have never heard a unibrow being called a monobrow...
#63 to #56 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
I believe they used to call Ed "Monobrow."
User avatar #1 - ablt (04/10/2013) [-]
unibrow
User avatar #7 to #1 - explore (04/10/2013) [-]
Unibrow is the straight line singular eyebrow.
Monobrow is the singular eyebrow shaped like an 'm'.
#104 - turretbuddy (04/10/2013) [-]
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#103 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
**phoenix grinder rolled a random image posted in comment #3916165 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** mfw monobrow   
   
it's Unibrow here
**phoenix grinder rolled a random image posted in comment #3916165 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** mfw monobrow

it's Unibrow here
#94 - demjimmies (04/10/2013) [-]
Well 			*******		 played.
Well ******* played.
User avatar #42 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
#76 to #42 - repostforlife ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
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#82 to #42 - friedchickenman (04/10/2013) [-]
I agree.
User avatar #99 to #42 - katypower (04/10/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #101 to #99 - katypower (04/10/2013) [-]
Or like this, For added faggotism
What the swag did you just ******* yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the **** out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re ******* dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re ******* dead, nikka.
#109 to #42 - NinjaHermit (04/10/2013) [-]
It was full of happiness that nothing came if it noticed the inside when it got far along without knowing. I who could notice that thing am a happiness person when far. There will be love there.
It was full of happiness that nothing came if it noticed the inside when it got far along without knowing. I who could notice that thing am a happiness person when far. There will be love there.
User avatar #72 to #42 - scrumdiddlyumpshus (04/10/2013) [-]
I am confus.
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#44 to #42 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
...The **** did I just read?
#12 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - Ripper (04/10/2013) [-]
I had a mono brow, i then plucked it began to sport took medicine against it and became ******* sexy (just kidding i'm still ugly)
User avatar #40 to #16 - maxismahname (04/10/2013) [-]
"began to sport"
User avatar #24 to #16 - bulbakip (04/10/2013) [-]
What the **** are you trying to say?
#97 to #24 - roflmaoman (04/10/2013) [-]
I think it's trying to communicate.
User avatar #182 to #24 - Ripper (04/11/2013) [-]
I don't know man I don't remember this comment I think I was drunk wth is wrong with me
#77 - forgottenmyshorts (04/10/2013) [-]
Looks like you got browbeaten
#120 to #77 - comanderspy (04/10/2013) [-]
that joke was really lowbrow
#19 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (04/10/2013) [-]
HAHAH OMG a high school kid acting like a little **** THAT'S SO CLEVER AND FUNNY!!!!! XDDDDD
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User avatar #29 to #19 - expectation (04/10/2013) [-]
The grammar on my comeback was atrocious. I'm sorry .-.
User avatar #102 to #19 - katypower (04/10/2013) [-]
What the swag did you just ******* yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the **** out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re ******* dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re ******* dead, nikka.
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