Tumblr you ignorant slut. . ene time my religion has a monobrow asked me "what the hell did we date freer hair?" because i had a blends streak through it and i
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Tumblr you ignorant slut

ene time my religion has a monobrow asked me "what the
hell did we date freer hair?" because i had a blends streak through it
and i said "what the hell did we date freer eyebrow" and he sent me
outside
when i came back in he asked eeveryone what monotheism was and i said it
meant a religion that worshiped ene god because mend means ene as in
monobrow and he sent me out again
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#189 - ravenofmidian (04/23/2013) [-]
Behold the mighty monobrow


i know someone has just photoshopped his mushtashe onto his forehead
#176 - redunicorn (04/11/2013) [-]
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#166 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
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Relevant.
#164 - vingorat (04/11/2013) [-]
Religion teachers face when
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#153 - orthorn (04/11/2013) [-]
i love these posts
User avatar #162 to #153 - ihaveupsyndrome (04/11/2013) [-]
You should go on Tumblr then. There are a lot of Tumblr posts there, believe it or not.
User avatar #169 to #162 - randumbgamer (04/11/2013) [-]
Yeah but actually going on tumblr means you have to filter through a feed of potential crap, at least this way we only get the good ones.
#111 - lolzordz (04/10/2013) [-]
monorail! monorail!!! monoraaiiillll !

mono- DOH!
#108 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
> mfw someone says monobrow and not unibrow
> mfw someone says monobrow and not unibrow
User avatar #170 to #108 - sowhatchusayin (04/11/2013) [-]
Thumb for you bro
User avatar #172 to #170 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Thanks bro
User avatar #157 to #108 - talkingmouth (04/11/2013) [-]
Up until I read your name I agreed with you
User avatar #160 to #157 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #158 to #157 - talkingmouth (04/11/2013) [-]
Sarcasm
User avatar #163 to #158 - talkingmouth (04/11/2013) [-]
Im sorry, that was not a funny joke
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User avatar #124 to #108 - flameforged (04/10/2013) [-]
Um.... Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy.
User avatar #126 to #124 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
That's right, we're all American, and we all grew up watching Ed Edd 'n' Eddy
User avatar #138 to #126 - flameforged (04/10/2013) [-]
Clearly you're not american because you feel the need to passive-aggressively attack us. Our freedom is best freedom.
#142 to #138 - Mexicandude (04/10/2013) [-]
That was the most american comment I have seen so far.
User avatar #159 to #142 - talkingmouth (04/11/2013) [-]
Coming from "Mexican-dude"
User avatar #135 to #126 - sepheroth (04/10/2013) [-]
Sounds about right
User avatar #147 to #135 - talkingmouth (04/11/2013) [-]
Pssst.. hey America...
New Zealand
User avatar #150 to #147 - sepheroth (04/11/2013) [-]
Howdy! How's Mordor this time of year?
User avatar #152 to #150 - talkingmouth (04/11/2013) [-]
Actually very nice.
Sarumon is dead, so that helps.
Orcs are gone too.
That tower thing is now a lighthouse.
User avatar #154 to #152 - sepheroth (04/11/2013) [-]
Nice! I wish I had a lighthouse.
User avatar #156 to #154 - talkingmouth (04/11/2013) [-]
And I wish I lived in New Zealand
Im American
User avatar #167 to #156 - sepheroth (04/11/2013) [-]
Oooh, what part of America?!
Pre-Post-Apocalyptic NCR Frontierland here!
User avatar #168 to #167 - talkingmouth (04/11/2013) [-]
Republic of Cali
Illinois
User avatar #171 to #168 - sepheroth (04/11/2013) [-]
I lived in the state of California until about a month ago.

Illinois, Illinois...What's the most famous craft beer around there? I think I remember hearing about an awesome one.
#104 - turretbuddy (04/10/2013) [-]
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#103 - phoenix grinder (04/10/2013) [-]
**phoenix grinder rolled a random image posted in comment #3916165 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** mfw monobrow   
   
it's Unibrow here
**phoenix grinder rolled a random image posted in comment #3916165 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** mfw monobrow

it's Unibrow here
#100 - bdowns (04/10/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at To infinity.... **
#94 - demjimmies (04/10/2013) [-]
Well 						*******					 played.
Well ******* played.
#77 - forgottenmyshorts ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
Looks like you got browbeaten
#120 to #77 - comanderspy (04/10/2013) [-]
that joke was really lowbrow
#74 - fireblazing (04/10/2013) [-]
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#57 - bronywhat (04/10/2013) [-]
Religion teacher?
#121 to #57 - comanderspy (04/10/2013) [-]
in poor 3rd world countries, (or rich ass white neighborhoods)many schools have an obligatory religion class. could be Saturday school too.
User avatar #96 to #57 - noblekira (04/10/2013) [-]
just giving my take on it, in England, as far as im aware you're taught religion in ks3 and ks4 high school, so like aged 11-15 i think, in my college we have to learn religion as i go to a catholic college (not a catholic however), yeah you basically learn the basics of a **** load of religions
#119 to #96 - macka (04/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. In Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, there's about 4 Catholic high schools and same amount of elementary schools. In high school you are required to take a Religion class from grade 9-12 or you can't graduate.

Source: I went to Bishop Ryan Catholic Secondary School for 4 years.

It's funny, while there, learning about all the different religions, I decided that I am for sure Atheist.
Not because I thought religions I learned about were bad. I just realized what I believed in. Not that anyone needed to know that.
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#92 to #57 - senorfrog (04/10/2013) [-]
I was catholic, we had to have sunday classes (regular school and sunday classes, it really pissed me off) well the church had some teachers trying to teach us the bible and other stuffs. I always slept in class, and I meant I would get some chairs together and made a bed with them. Teachers would get pissed but hey what they hell would they do, tatle on me to God.
I was catholic, we had to have sunday classes (regular school and sunday classes, it really pissed me off) well the church had some teachers trying to teach us the bible and other stuffs. I always slept in class, and I meant I would get some chairs together and made a bed with them. Teachers would get pissed but hey what they hell would they do, tatle on me to God.
User avatar #64 to #57 - arandomanon ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
In Spain we have a subject called "religion" so yes, religion teacher. And yes, even in a public school
User avatar #61 to #57 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
Religious education: the general education of religions and their varied aspects — beliefs, doctrines, rituals, customs, rites, and personal roles.
#62 to #61 - bronywhat (04/10/2013) [-]
Thanks, never heard of it. Presumably cause I didn't go to college.
User avatar #60 to #57 - thelordofrepost (04/10/2013) [-]
Probably Catholic school.
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#115 to #84 - anonymous (04/10/2013) [-]
Went to Catholic schools kindergarten through 8th grade. We only learned about Catholic stuff. I've learned way more about other religions at my public high school.
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User avatar #56 - annand (04/10/2013) [-]
I have never heard a unibrow being called a monobrow...
#63 to #56 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
I believe they used to call Ed "Monobrow."
#49 - kotos ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
#43 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
>Be me, Freshman year   
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"   
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.   
>Fastforward to the end of the year   
>Last day, no one brings anything to school   
>Go to his class   
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions   
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."   
>Huehuehue   
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use   
>One kid walks in late   
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"   
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"   
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"   
>We both start to walk around like zombies   
>Everyone losing their 						****					, even the teacher   
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident   
   
Best last day of school ever. 						****					 was so cash.
>Be me, Freshman year
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.
>Fastforward to the end of the year
>Last day, no one brings anything to school
>Go to his class
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."
>Huehuehue
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use
>One kid walks in late
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"
>We both start to walk around like zombies
>Everyone losing their **** , even the teacher
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident

Best last day of school ever. **** was so cash.
User avatar #45 to #43 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
Cool story, bro. Tell us again.
#70 to #45 - thtguyfromwork (04/10/2013) [-]
got one   
   
>Senior year   
>have government 2nd period   
>my teacher is a large black woman   
>kinda like Tyler Perry dressed as Madea   
>we have a project with skits and someone left a cardboard car in class   
>						******					 boss   
>fast forward to 6th period   
>i have study hall so i decide to go in her class before the bells rings   
>sneak inside the car   
>stay in class for 25 minutes   
>no one knows   
>as she's finishing her lesson, she starts giving a quiz   
>the moment i hear a gap of silence, i jump out and scream "FOR NARNIAAAAA!!!!!"   
>everyone dies of laughter   
>my teacher yells "Boy, get OUTTA my class!"   
>my face when everyone started clapping
got one

>Senior year
>have government 2nd period
>my teacher is a large black woman
>kinda like Tyler Perry dressed as Madea
>we have a project with skits and someone left a cardboard car in class
> ****** boss
>fast forward to 6th period
>i have study hall so i decide to go in her class before the bells rings
>sneak inside the car
>stay in class for 25 minutes
>no one knows
>as she's finishing her lesson, she starts giving a quiz
>the moment i hear a gap of silence, i jump out and scream "FOR NARNIAAAAA!!!!!"
>everyone dies of laughter
>my teacher yells "Boy, get OUTTA my class!"
>my face when everyone started clapping
#46 to #45 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
Well, if you insist:   
   
>Be me, Freshman year    
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"    
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.    
>Fastforward to the end of the year    
>Last day, no one brings anything to school    
>Go to his class    
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions    
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."    
>Huehuehue    
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use    
>One kid walks in late    
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"    
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"    
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"    
>We both start to walk around like zombies    
>Everyone losing their 						****					, even the teacher    
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident    
   
Best last day of school ever. 						****					 was so cash.
Well, if you insist:

>Be me, Freshman year
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.
>Fastforward to the end of the year
>Last day, no one brings anything to school
>Go to his class
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."
>Huehuehue
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use
>One kid walks in late
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"
>We both start to walk around like zombies
>Everyone losing their **** , even the teacher
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident

Best last day of school ever. **** was so cash.
User avatar #47 to #46 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
God, that was so good. One more time, bro. Just for me, please.
#50 to #47 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
Oh, alright. I'm feeling generous today:   
   
>Be me, Freshman year    
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"    
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.    
>Fastforward to the end of the year    
>Last day, no one brings anything to school    
>Go to his class    
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions    
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."    
>Huehuehue    
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use    
>One kid walks in late    
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"    
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"    
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"    
>We both start to walk around like zombies    
>Everyone losing their 						****					, even the teacher    
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident    
   
Best last day of school ever. 						****					 was so cash.
Oh, alright. I'm feeling generous today:

>Be me, Freshman year
>Science teacher is one of those people who pronounces wash "Warsh"
>We live in "Warsh"ington State. It comes up a lot.
>Fastforward to the end of the year
>Last day, no one brings anything to school
>Go to his class
>He's writen up a survey for us to take, asking us to evaluate him as a teacher and make suggestions
>Write down "Start spelling Washington with an R, because you pronounce it with one."
>Huehuehue
>He's laid out some pencils for us to use
>One kid walks in late
>Smartass friend of mine tells him (Loud enough for the whole room to hear) "Don't use Mr Herpderp's pencils!"
>Without missing a beat, I add "They have mind control implements! He's trying to brainwarsh us!"
>Smartass friend looks shocked. "Oh no! It's already taking effect! SAVE YOURSELVES!"
>We both start to walk around like zombies
>Everyone losing their **** , even the teacher
>My and my friend's FW whenever we remember the incident

Best last day of school ever. **** was so cash.
#65 to #50 - disregardtheponies (04/10/2013) [-]
Best. FJ. Thread. Evar.
Best. FJ. Thread. Evar.
User avatar #51 to #50 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
thanx bro, would read again.
User avatar #53 to #51 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
...You're going to call me tomorrow, right? Maybe we can grab a coffee?

Or was this a one-story stand? And I'll never see you again?

God I sound so desperate.

I am desperate. I want someone who loves me for more than my stories...
#134 to #53 - skinless (04/10/2013) [-]
hi
hi
#59 to #53 - sanguinesolitude (04/10/2013) [-]
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you guys are both magnificent fags. thumbed up every one of your faggy dick-sucking comments.
#55 to #53 - vivapinatapro (04/10/2013) [-]
Sorry, doll. I'm a free spirit. A candle in the wind. I go where the cool stories take me.
Sorry, doll. I'm a free spirit. A candle in the wind. I go where the cool stories take me.
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