/b/ story. I got a good laugh. we yesterday, me and my gt had sex forthe first time sshe was losing ddidnt use a condom. because it was a spur ofthe moment thin b
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/b/ story. I got a good laugh. we yesterday, me and my gt had sex forthe first time sshe was losing ddidnt use a condom. because it was a spur ofthe moment thin

I got a good laugh

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we yesterday, me and my gt had sex forthe first time
sshe was losing
ddidnt use a condom. because it was a spur ofthe moment thing, however I didnt cum, it wasjust a
little, 5 minute stick in the wages painless
s be today
sshe calls me up and semes war
4 tell her she should take a merning alter in case
4' II buy condoms also while there
we get to the store, she' s afraid
say it; "De yeu guys sell the morning alter pill?"
ea few giggles from clearly preteen girls in 25 year old wemons bodies working at the pharmacy
tthey have a talk with us and we purchase said pill. .
Thyself and g dagree to pay half each
sshe pays her haufen cash and I pay mine in ewes
ewes machines display changes, SC) I think it changes to "accepted,"
lremgye the card.
4 was wrong
sit was asking mete my pin number
4 turn to gives me a leek of dismay
sshe knows what' s Deming next
4 turn to all 4 workers at the pharmacy and. meet their gaze to get their attention
Oh, I suppose I pulled out tee early. Guess I should have learnt to do that last night"
ofthe 4 workers begin crying with laughter.
at gees a level of red unknown to man.
last weaker hands us the pill, says "I see what yeu did there" in a deadpan expression,
she' s en the brim of exploding. with laughter but acts professional until we leave.
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#11 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
MFW i don't need condoms cause i will never lose my virginity
#15 to #11 - Crusader has deleted their comment [-]
#17 to #15 - basilbrush (04/09/2013) [-]
But straight guys can?
User avatar #28 to #17 - thelordofbutthurt (04/09/2013) [-]
I laughed hahaha
#19 to #15 - tozence (04/09/2013) [-]
Crusader, that was a really shallow and non-creative joke, Not even the ******* Spanish inquisition expected such a bad joke to be told.

And, falloutfanatic . Here in the country I live in, if you're a citizen, you can get condoms sent to you by the government when you turn 18(an adult here). I know this out of personal experience. I got a box with 50 condoms sent to me by the government, I don't know if it is random, or everyone gets it. So it can be acquired for free sometimes, no money waste. (now if only I could use them for anything other than making balloon-condom animals at the moment)
#40 to #19 - thexiled (04/09/2013) [-]
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry
User avatar #36 to #19 - brehon (04/09/2013) [-]
Can i ask what he said? The comment is deleted and his profile is private
User avatar #47 to #36 - basilbrush (04/10/2013) [-]
He said something along the lines of "you don't need them cause gay guys can't get pregnant."
User avatar #50 to #47 - brehon (04/10/2013) [-]
ah ok, kind of a dumb insult =/.
Thanks for the answer
#32 to #11 - hollyisthebest (04/09/2013) [-]
Well, that makes two of us!
Hell yeah!
#44 to #32 - thecjism (04/09/2013) [-]
Can I get in on this?
Can I get in on this?
#45 to #44 - cattaneo (04/09/2013) [-]
You know it!
#5 - flnonymousfour **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#14 to #5 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
I'd die in such situations. I would literally lie my body down on the floor and go into a neverending sleep.
#34 - abstract ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Lost it at "stick in the vagoo painfest"
Lost it at "stick in the vagoo painfest"
#30 - ethaniscool (04/09/2013) [-]
After reading that first 4chan post the rest of these just seem bland.
#9 - jestkeedin (04/09/2013) [-]
'ere ya go bro
User avatar #20 to #9 - mondominiman (04/09/2013) [-]
You want to have sex not destroy her pelvis.
#41 to #20 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
Only one man for the Job...
User avatar #31 to #20 - condormcninja (04/09/2013) [-]
Wait? They're not the same thing?
#38 to #20 - oliphan (04/09/2013) [-]
Wreck dat pussy yo!
Wreck dat pussy yo!
#8 - epicevillink (04/09/2013) [-]
still can't beat this guys life
User avatar #46 to #8 - TheLastNinja ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
I was guessing Karate Kid halfway through then nope... Thumb for you
User avatar #12 to #8 - huszti (04/09/2013) [-]
i... should have seen it coming.
#37 to #8 - brehon (04/09/2013) [-]
#2 - ethiopia (04/09/2013) [-]
Good job
Good job
User avatar #3 to #2 - rwmwaffle (04/09/2013) [-]
WHAT IS THIS FROM!?!?!?!?!?!
#33 to #3 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
#54 to #33 - comanderspy (04/10/2013) [-]
mfw Ethiopia
mfw Ethiopia
#55 to #54 - ethiopia (04/10/2013) [-]
That's Nigeria
That's Nigeria
#56 to #55 - comanderspy (04/10/2013) [-]
thats racist
thats racist
#4 to #3 - ethiopia (04/09/2013) [-]
Don't know, sorry
Don't know, sorry
#21 to #2 - leobreacker (04/09/2013) [-]
This kid...
User avatar #53 - XchemicalkidX (04/10/2013) [-]
''g fagree'' really confused me for a few seconds.
#22 - neednsfw (04/09/2013) [-]
Took me about ten minutes to figure out what a "g fagree" was.
User avatar #59 to #22 - demonnugget (04/10/2013) [-]
so, what is it?
User avatar #25 to #22 - thelordofbutthurt (04/09/2013) [-]
i fagree
#43 to #25 - ghostlytaco **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - saxong (04/09/2013) [-]
#13 - hsauce (04/09/2013) [-]
>Myself and g fagree to pay half each
>and g fagree to pay
User avatar #27 to #13 - thelordofbutthurt (04/09/2013) [-]
it took me a while too...
#16 to #13 - moosecream (04/09/2013) [-]
g fagree= gf agree/ girlfriend agree

"myself and my girlfriend agree"

its not rocket science.
#29 to #16 - hsauce (04/09/2013) [-]
I understand your concern, but there is no need to be sharp. It was merely a jest, good sir
#63 - grandpis (04/10/2013) [-]
Her first time but your last 'cause if you make fun of your girl in public you're going to have bad time.
#48 - weirdfishes (04/10/2013) [-]
A couple of years ago I went to the pharmacy to buy the morning after pill. When I asked the guy behind the counter he looked so ******* confused and had to consult EVERYONE in the pharmacy and I was standing around for 10 minutes while about eight staff were milling around me whispering to each other.

I have no idea why some people are dicks.
#10 - inametoasted ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
**inametoasted rolled a random image posted in comment #1401477 at Friendly ** gf fw
#24 to #10 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
That's probably a really good place for sex...
#58 - andrewjla (04/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#64 - jimmyrustlinhustla (04/10/2013) [-]
mfw eftpos machine
#62 - bdowns (04/10/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #3483582 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #60 - brenton (04/10/2013) [-]
I can't handle the learnt. I just can't.
User avatar #39 - thinegame (04/09/2013) [-]
I think you were on the brim of exploding, too, op.
User avatar #35 - directbuy (04/09/2013) [-]
This is one of the few Post from 4chan that I actually find plausible.
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