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#72 - zhooker (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but I feel like I have to get this off my chest. Red thumb this if you want, doesn't matter to me.
Why are women so confusing?
I recently had a girl send me all kinds of weird signals. She has a boyfriend who was in jail and got out today.
She has been telling me that she's excited to talk to me and she makes comments about how she thinks I look good all the time. I was hanging out with her and I hugged her and she said "I'm comfortable here." and was disappointed because I misunderstood and I let her go. She's never tried to cheat on her boyfriend with me or ever said that she would allow that, but she actually has told me outright that she would like to be with me if she wasn't already with him... Yet she is so excited for her boyfriend to get out of jail and be with her. And don't get me wrong, her boyfriend is a cool guy who I have no issues with and he is good to her. It's just confusing to be friends with her, because I like her too, but in all honesty, I don't think she would make a good girlfriend to me specifically. We just have major differences that I could definitely see causing problems very quickly
#157 to #72 - Schwarzenegger (04/09/2013) [-]
If she does it to him, she'll do it to you. Don't be the next sorry SOB it happens to, get yourself a real girl.
#153 to #72 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
Your man card. Time to hand it over.
User avatar #150 to #72 - thebestperson (04/09/2013) [-]
As a girl, my guess would be that she might like you too,but on the other hand, at this point, she just really needed someone to boost her confidence up, make her feel sure about herself.
#141 to #72 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
She's with you telling you she likes you wants you blah blah blah blah... while her previous man-meat's in the meat-locker [aka: jail]? Imagine getting married to her, then finding out she's been secretly marrying and saying the same thing to hundreds of other guys who wind up in jail too because they went ape-sh*t over all their bruised egos. Watch out, bruh. You seem to be next in this line.
#115 to #72 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
Sorry, but it's probably not gonna work out. She probably just wanted extra attention while her bf was in jail. Just ignore her, keep looking. You're a lot better off finding someone you're compatible with.
#109 to #72 - silverhellion ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
been there. done that. doesn't work.
User avatar #100 to #72 - crankshaftbyshawty (04/09/2013) [-]
It's not like guys are not confusing too. Things can be confusing when no one makes the initiative to talk about the situation that confuses them. Just saying.
User avatar #98 to #72 - ivoryhammer (04/09/2013) [-]
I just wish women would act on their own instead of waiting for the guy to make the first move.
#102 to #98 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
I took the initiative in my relationship.. My boyfriend is the shy type of guy, but I just wanted him so much I couldn't wait for him to make a move!
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheHutchie (04/09/2013) [-]
I was sitting thinking the other day, about how completely ridiculous and unfair it is that either the guy or girl can end a relationship, but it's expected that the guy has to be the one to start it.

I think if the guy has to initiate a relationship or dating, then he should be the only one to end it. Problem feminazis?
#94 to #72 - greenwithenvy (04/09/2013) [-]
I say.... do it, not a relationship, but like, if she cheats on him with you, and he does something about it, most states have a scaling jail time law, so you fuck her, he breaks your car door, now he's locked up for 2 years while you continue to fuck her....


jk, go get a girl to make her jealous and re-evaluate her life choices.
#92 to #72 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
Why not just date a girl who doesnt have a boyfriend? Simple.
#80 to #72 - sakovici (04/09/2013) [-]
She's keeping you as a spare.
User avatar #73 to #72 - demandsgayversion (04/09/2013) [-]
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
User avatar #83 to #74 - thegamerslife (04/09/2013) [-]
>you already foresee problems
>she's dumb enough to be with a dude in jail
>you are just an emotional dump to her(vent)

dude it's pretty obvious...this is a no go, don't do it.
My two cents. :D
#87 to #83 - zhooker (04/09/2013) [-]
Thanks, but I pretty much decided on that.   
   
It's hard because she is very attractive, in my opinion at least, and she is a really great friend. I'm just smart enough to see that we're different enough in our personal lives that we wouldn't fit together in a relationship... I'm also dumb enough to even consider pursuing her like that.   
 I'm not trying to get with her now, though. Not by any means. I'm just stating my confusion with the whole thing.   
   
And the dude was in jail for stupid reasons. One of those guys that got screwed by the system.
Thanks, but I pretty much decided on that.

It's hard because she is very attractive, in my opinion at least, and she is a really great friend. I'm just smart enough to see that we're different enough in our personal lives that we wouldn't fit together in a relationship... I'm also dumb enough to even consider pursuing her like that.
I'm not trying to get with her now, though. Not by any means. I'm just stating my confusion with the whole thing.

And the dude was in jail for stupid reasons. One of those guys that got screwed by the system.
User avatar #106 to #87 - atheistzilla ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
you are way more smart than me.

as soon as a good looking girl comeĀ“s close to me, my dick makes all the choices
User avatar #90 to #87 - thegamerslife (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm sure...they are all screwed by the system in their opinion... "dude it's just an 8 ball, I don't see the big deal" LMAO jk.

well see differing opinions is fine, well at least for me it was. I believe I genetically inherited my vocal persuading skills from my lying cunt of a mother, so getting people to change views to suit my needs hasn't been much of an issue in my life. :P

As long as you have strong opinions with strong factual backing, most will come to agree with you in the end. :D
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