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#22 - darthblam (04/09/2013) [-]
MFW this will most likely never happen to me.
MFW I'm too scared to ever dare say anything like this to a girl.
MFW I will probably die alone.

Why must I suddenly think about all this just as I'm about to go to bed? It's like my mind WANTS me to cry myself to sleep.
User avatar #49 to #22 - annogram (04/09/2013) [-]
try, I was like that, and I still don't have a girlfriend and actually haven't had any sort of sexual contact for over a year. And it hurts that I haven't gotten anybody, but i've known what it felt like and i'm glad that experienced it. but i was much much worse off before i tried and got shot down dozens of times. but eventually someone will be interested. Honestly just try and if it doesn't work out at least you are a better person out of it.

just try.
User avatar #176 to #49 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
dozens of times? **** , you're persistent man. I've gotten rejected maybe 5 times before I got my girl (see comment 33). But I myself have rejected two girls before this one..
User avatar #178 to #176 - annogram (04/10/2013) [-]
not the same girl XD not that desperate
#33 to #22 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
here's a question.

WHY are you scared?

I used to be exactly like that, and then towards the end of January of this year I saw an absolutely drop-dead gorgeous girl at the YMCA that I work at so I went up to her when she was working out and simply said "Hi. Excuse me if I'm being forward, but I think youre really cute. I'd definitely be kicking myself in the ass later if I didnt come over and talk to you or at least introduce myself so how ya doin? Im swimmingprodigy. Listen I gotta get back to work, but you should give me your number; I'd love to talk to you again sometime."

My hands were visibly shaking as I typed her name and number into my phone, and she told me later she could tell how nervous I was but she found it cute but also quite manly that I had the balls to do something like that.

That was a Tuesday, we went out on a first date that Friday. We texted all day Thursday so I was completely comfortable on our date; the only time I got a little nervous was when I went in for a kiss at the end of our first date. We ended up making out for 10 minutes.

Overall it was a huge gamble, but the best decision I've ever made. Try it man, you might be pleasantly surprised.
Pic related, it's her.
User avatar #145 to #33 - koocluks (04/09/2013) [-]
and then you got herpes
User avatar #172 to #145 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
she's the farthest thing from a whore; sweetest girl ever, a complete goody-two shoes with her parents, only had 1 boyfriend before me, a year ago.
User avatar #130 to #33 - weenieandthebutt (04/09/2013) [-]
I did almost the same thing during my volunteering shift and got the girl's number. It was one of the happiest few moments in my life but when I tried to ask her out on a date, she just wanted to be friends. I honestly have the balls to approach women, ask them out, talk to them etc but the problem is that I lack a lot of game (or maybe they just simply don't find me that attractive).
User avatar #174 to #130 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
"game" doesn't really exist unless you're trying to get laid in a club or something. To get a relationship with a girl, as corny as it sounds, you need to just be yourself. I swear. If she likes you for who you actually are, it will be the perfect relationship because you dont have to make anything up. That's what happened to me.

The only thing I dont understand is why she wouldnt even go out on a date with you. The first impression is the most important thing; if you approach a girl like I did, she thinks you have balls and looks at you completely different than if you just act really nice to her and hope she figures out you like her because you dont have the balls to tell her straight up (what I did with the last girl I liked, who friend-zoned me hard).

The first date you can really tell whether you guys are a good match or not. I thought we were amazing even after just our first date and I didnt have to wait long to ask her to make it an exclusive relationship because she told me she really liked me too.
#79 to #33 - nastoy ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #44 to #33 - vortexrain (04/09/2013) [-]
Hereare my stats:
18 years old, 5'8, 325lbs.
Any tips?
User avatar #175 to #44 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
well no offense but I mean you can't expect to get girls who look like mine if youre like that. Looks dont have as much of an impact as you think (i see 'ugly' guys with good-looking girls all the time) but obviously they still do count. I'm 5'9'', 140 lbs so although I am skinnier than Id like to be, girls generally will go for an underweight guy than an overweight one. I have no experience with losing weight so I cant really tell you anything other than 'lose weight'. Sorry...
#64 to #44 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
My stats - 20, 5'6 and not quite that much but since I've got 2 less inches to puit the weight, it's probably worse on me than you.
Prognosis: You're male, you might not be alone forever, I've seen big guys get some gorgeous chicks. I, however, get daily looks of disgust from strangers. Prognosis: Forever alone.
User avatar #65 to #64 - vortexrain (04/09/2013) [-]
I don't go out enough to get nasty looks.
#68 to #65 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
Eh, I don't go out, but you know, ************* . Kinda have to.
User avatar #70 to #68 - vortexrain (04/09/2013) [-]
#51 to #44 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
lose some weight tubby
User avatar #54 to #51 - vortexrain (04/09/2013) [-]
You are a master of rhetoric.
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#35 to #33 - senorfrog (04/09/2013) [-]
Kiss on the first date, she must not be your shipoopi
Shipoopi shipoopi, the girl that's hard to get...
User avatar #173 to #35 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
kissing on the first date isnt all that unexpected; we're not 12.
User avatar #177 to #173 - senorfrog (04/10/2013) [-]
Hey I don't care what you do or how, I just get jokes in at good moments.
Plus who all gets a chance to do the shipoopi joke?
User avatar #29 to #22 - zombiejew (04/09/2013) [-]
Hang in there muh ***** , get your swag on and rape a bitch
User avatar #24 to #22 - suddenly (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm suddenly actually ><
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