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Hold the ********** up right now. Geese are ******* pros at teamwork. Seriously, drop your **** and read this fact.
Geese fly in a v formation to reduce wind resistance, therefore conserving energy and making flying a lot of efficient. And the pimp ass goose ***** at the front of the V, since that hardworking ************ doesn't have a goose to fly in front of him and make his flight easier, switches out with the other geese periodically. All this teamwork up in this bitch.
BUT WAIT ************, THERE'S MORE.
When a goose gets popped by some bitch (translation: injured) and has to slow down and leave the formation due to its injuries, another goose will fly alongside it to keep it company, ensure it's survival, and guide them back to the group. I'm surprised there aren't more people having their houses destroyed by the giant drooping ballsack of the average goose, coursing through the skies, smashing infidels with the steel testicles they harbor.
TEAM ************* WORK.
I learned this at an anti-bullying presentation at my school that discussed the benefits of team work, and how goose help their ****** out. Have to say, impressed as ****.
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alvaroxd
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I got yo bro
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anon
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(04/09/2013)
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My former princepal used to tell us that **** every week
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toasthemost
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darkbambi
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i learned something new today
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anon
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I'm HIV positive that every bird group flies like that.
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yourmomisaslut
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they can use their teamwork for some ****** up ****
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liamdurf
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You geese still have nothing on ducks! The game of duck duck goose will never end!
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Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?
Its because there are more geese on that side.
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covered
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"Drop your **** and read this fact"
That actually made me read the rest, good job on you
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wlflvr
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What the HONK did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my HONK in the Navy HONK, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-HONK, and I have over 300 confirmed HONK. I am trained in HONK warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US HONK forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the HONK out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this HONK, mark my ******* HONK. You think you can get away with saying that HONK to me over the HONK? Think again, HONK. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of HONK across the HONK and your HONK is being HONK right now so you better prepare for the storm, HONK. The HONK that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your HONK. You’re ******* dead, HONK. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven HONK ways, and that’s just with my bare HONK. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed HONK, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States HONK Corps and I will use it to its full HONK to wipe your miserable HONK off the face of the continent, you little HONK. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” HONK was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* HONK. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the HONK, you goddamn idiot. I will HONK fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* HONK, kiddo.
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oh god
I didn't even read the word. I just heard a goose honking in the back of my head each time.
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