Do you know why one side of the V is - #89093127 added by anonymous at I'm a fucking goose!

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(04/08/2013)[-]

Hold the ********** up right now. Geese are ******* pros at teamwork. Seriously, drop your **** and read this fact.

Geese fly in a v formation to reduce wind resistance, therefore conserving energy and making flying a lot of efficient. And the pimp ass goose ***** at the front of the V, since that hardworking ************ doesn't have a goose to fly in front of him and make his flight easier, switches out with the other geese periodically. All this teamwork up in this bitch.

BUT WAIT ************, THERE'S MORE.

When a goose gets popped by some bitch (translation: injured) and has to slow down and leave the formation due to its injuries, another goose will fly alongside it to keep it company, ensure it's survival, and guide them back to the group. I'm surprised there aren't more people having their houses destroyed by the giant drooping ballsack of the average goose, coursing through the skies, smashing infidels with the steel testicles they harbor.

TEAM ************* WORK.

I learned this at an anti-bullying presentation at my school that discussed the benefits of team work, and how goose help their ****** out. Have to say, impressed as ****.

#87 to #13 - alvaroxd

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(04/09/2013)[-]

I got yo bro

#82 to #13 - anon id: 9aa30c42

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(04/09/2013)[-]

My former princepal used to tell us that **** every week

#76 to #13 - toasthemost

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(04/09/2013)[-]

#66 to #13 - darkbambi

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(04/09/2013)[-]

i learned something new today

#42 to #13 - anon id: 2f9270f6

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(04/09/2013)[-]

I'm HIV positive that every bird group flies like that.

#34 to #13 - yourmomisaslut

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(04/09/2013)[-]

they can use their teamwork for some ****** up ****

#32 to #13 - liamdurf

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(04/09/2013)[-]

You geese still have nothing on ducks! The game of duck duck goose will never end!

#31 to #13 - anon id: bc2f5e37

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(04/09/2013)[-]

Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?

Its because there are more geese on that side.

#18 to #13 - covered

Reply+34

(04/09/2013)[-]

"Drop your **** and read this fact"
That actually made me read the rest, good job on you

#15 to #13 - wlflvr

Reply+34

(04/08/2013)[-]

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#27 to #15 - guymandude

Reply+18

(04/09/2013)[-]

oh god

I didn't even read the word. I just heard a goose honking in the back of my head each time.