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Ct ins 82 I]
nerty otc h
rec reation alc an :
bags:
and Got) said unto Abraham, "Abraham."
And Abraham replied, "What."
Got) said to John, "Came torth and receive eternal lite." But
John came fifth and won a master.
and Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The
one Whom I kiss is the one you seek-"
To Which they , "Gay"
and thus, got) made Eve. and she was ' ' bootylicious.
seened all in hell
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#13 - ohgodmysides (04/09/2013) [-]
Third time I saw this on FJ and I still lost my 			****		 at   
"John came fifth and won a toaster"
Third time I saw this on FJ and I still lost my **** at
"John came fifth and won a toaster"
#7 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
Bootylicious~





Bootylicious~
#26 to #7 - midgetbagel (04/09/2013) [-]
wiggly fingers
wiggly fingers
#36 to #26 - swarthywaffles (04/09/2013) [-]
Finger time?
Finger time?
#10 - seniornsfw (04/09/2013) [-]
How about, REVERENT title?

**** you I'm funny
#9 - moooman (04/09/2013) [-]
Something just occurred to me.    
   
>Adam and eve first man and woman   
>no one there to get them married   
>they have sex before marriage    
   
I now declare Christianity -kill.
Something just occurred to me.

>Adam and eve first man and woman
>no one there to get them married
>they have sex before marriage

I now declare Christianity -kill.
#24 to #9 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
But, God ordained it, and marriage started off as a religious concept..in the case that, priests had the power to ordain marriages because God gave them that power

*not sure if its 'ordained' I'm looking for, but I hope you get the picture
#35 to #9 - physicsdude (04/09/2013) [-]
God married them. It's legit.
Now their two sons went to the nearest village to find wifes. That seems a bit odd.
User avatar #37 to #35 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/11/2013) [-]
I asked my pastor about this, and he said that the Bible explains the creation of the "Israeli" people.
User avatar #15 to #9 - robinwilliamson (04/09/2013) [-]
Get in line buddy
#14 - pineapplepeople (04/09/2013) [-]
Hey bro, watch what you say about Eve, I don't wanna be thinking like that about my great great great great great great...
#11 - gibroner ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
#28 to #11 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
I enjoyed this one the most. Thank you for sharing.
#1 - asdcfg (04/08/2013) [-]
Lost it at bammin slammin bottylicious
Lost it at bammin slammin bottylicious
#27 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
The disciples said to Thomas "We have seen the lord" And Thomas said "Pics or it didn't happen."
#19 - onichild (04/09/2013) [-]
~bammin' slammin' bootylicious
#8 - thecharliesheen (04/09/2013) [-]
Everybody take one.
#21 - ettne ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
#6 - sanguinesolitude (04/09/2013) [-]
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your religion is wrong and stupid.
User avatar #34 - usmcoorah (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm not usually one to bitch about reposts..but this was literally on the frontpage last week. If you had no knowledge of this, then all if forgiven, but if you knew then in the words of Kim Jong Un "I NUKE U NAO".
User avatar #29 - whomadewho (04/09/2013) [-]
Why is it considered funnier if you put it on tumblr, these jokes are ancient
#23 - kosicandavid (04/09/2013) [-]
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