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Ct ins 82 I]
nerty otc h
rec reation alc an :
bags:
and Got) said unto Abraham, "Abraham."
And Abraham replied, "What."
Got) said to John, "Came torth and receive eternal lite." But
John came fifth and won a master.
and Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The
one Whom I kiss is the one you seek-"
To Which they , "Gay"
and thus, got) made Eve. and she was ' ' bootylicious.
seened all in hell
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#4 - romanprinsonerr
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(04/08/2013) [-]
#9 - moooman
Reply +34
(04/09/2013) [-]
Something just occurred to me.    
   
>Adam and eve first man and woman   
>no one there to get them married   
>they have sex before marriage    
   
I now declare Christianity -kill.
Something just occurred to me.

>Adam and eve first man and woman
>no one there to get them married
>they have sex before marriage

I now declare Christianity -kill.
#24 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(04/09/2013) [-]
But, God ordained it, and marriage started off as a religious concept..in the case that, priests had the power to ordain marriages because God gave them that power

*not sure if its 'ordained' I'm looking for, but I hope you get the picture
#35 to #9 - physicsdude ONLINE
Reply +1
(04/09/2013) [-]
God married them. It's legit.
Now their two sons went to the nearest village to find wifes. That seems a bit odd.
#37 to #35 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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(04/11/2013) [-]
I asked my pastor about this, and he said that the Bible explains the creation of the "Israeli" people.
#15 to #9 - robinwilliamson
Reply +3
(04/09/2013) [-]
Get in line buddy
#1 - asdcfg
Reply +20
(04/08/2013) [-]
Lost it at bammin slammin bottylicious
Lost it at bammin slammin bottylicious
#13 - ohgodmysides
Reply +16
(04/09/2013) [-]
Third time I saw this on FJ and I still lost my **** at   
"John came fifth and won a toaster"
Third time I saw this on FJ and I still lost my **** at
"John came fifth and won a toaster"
#7 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
Reply +11
(04/09/2013) [-]
Bootylicious~





Bootylicious~
#26 to #7 - midgetbagel ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/09/2013) [-]
wiggly fingers
wiggly fingers
#36 to #26 - swarthywaffles
Reply 0
(04/09/2013) [-]
Finger time?
Finger time?
#10 - seniornsfw
Reply +9
(04/09/2013) [-]
How about, REVERENT title?

**** you I'm funny
#14 - pineapplepeople
Reply +7
(04/09/2013) [-]
Hey bro, watch what you say about Eve, I don't wanna be thinking like that about my great great great great great great...
#11 - gibroner
Reply +7
(04/09/2013) [-]
#28 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(04/09/2013) [-]
I enjoyed this one the most. Thank you for sharing.
#19 - onichild
Reply +4
(04/09/2013) [-]
~bammin' slammin' bootylicious
#8 - thecharliesheen
Reply +4
(04/09/2013) [-]
Everybody take one.