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#26 - CollinTB (04/08/2013) [-]
It's not our fault his cartoonish antics make him seem like a Looney Tunes villain.
It's not our fault his cartoonish antics make him seem like a Looney Tunes villain.
#8 - frijoles ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
honestly, I think that is the whole point. There isn't much any of us CAN do. So, while we have the ability to still make jokes, by God we will do that to the best of our ability until he quits threatening or we're nothing but ash.

pic related.
#235 to #8 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
"we're nothing but ash"? yeah.....that 1950's nuclear tech is very intimidating....
#310 to #8 - lunarflare (04/09/2013) [-]
Not to mention their missiles can't actually hit us. They can get a bit of Alaska, but who ever gave a damn about Alaska?
#388 to #8 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
Or, when he's nothing but stray atoms. I'm fairly sure they realize that attacking America would be the end of their country, whether it started WIII or not.
#31 to #8 - lellone (04/08/2013) [-]
"we'll make jokes until we're nothing but ashes"
that sounds pretty poetic
#86 to #31 - aerosol ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
It's almost profound, even.
#128 to #86 - frijoles ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
quite nice of both of you fine citizens to say.
#3 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (04/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #322 to #3 - pinstre (04/09/2013) [-]
*raughing
User avatar #1 - crazymero (04/08/2013) [-]
The dog that barks,doesn't bite.
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#143 to #1 - yomommabinshoppin (04/09/2013) [-]
I don't know about that, I was bitten by a barking dog
#13 to #1 - jinkazama (04/08/2013) [-]
Usually a dog that bites barks...
#16 to #13 - samoaspider ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
no, the dog who growls bites. i have the experience
no, the dog who growls bites. i have the experience
User avatar #241 to #16 - hydraetis (04/09/2013) [-]
Except for true huskies. They just bite.
User avatar #6 to #1 - bitchplzzz (04/08/2013) [-]
yeah but I would be scared of a barking dog with a nuclear missile and unreliable aim.
User avatar #7 to #6 - crazymero (04/08/2013) [-]
don't worry dude,he uses apple maps,it will probably hit the moon.
User avatar #10 to #7 - chuckbillrow (04/08/2013) [-]
assuming his missiles had enough delta V to reach the moon and were powered by apple maps... they would make it a few meters before crashing horribly
#54 to #10 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Do you really need to call it delta V? You can't just call it velocity like a normal person?
User avatar #59 to #54 - chuckbillrow (04/08/2013) [-]
people say "this rocket has X delta V" because otherwise we would have to say "this rocket is capable of changing its velocity by X meters per second" and ain't nobody got time for the latter
#62 to #59 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
I know, and on paper when we're doing math it makes sense, its just wierd and pretentious to use it colloquially though
#210 to #62 - saladtongsofdeath (04/09/2013) [-]
says the guy using colloquially
User avatar #52 to #6 - theableacher ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
I live in Denmark. Small Country. Small Chance.
User avatar #212 to #6 - scapeartist (04/09/2013) [-]
>He has a single crude missle that might not even hit the U.S.
>America has over 2000 nuclear weapons ready for launch.
>Do you really think Kim Jong Un would even consider attacking the U.S? It would be suicide.
#175 to #6 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
Don't worry.
They may have unreliable aim but they also have **** rockets.
User avatar #134 - Crusader (04/09/2013) [-]
Charlie Chaplin mocked Adolf Hitler
User avatar #208 to #134 - ivoryhammer (04/09/2013) [-]
So did Disney, Looney Toons mocked the Japanese
User avatar #183 - mrstalin (04/09/2013) [-]
Meanwhile on the news:
"Quebec was hit by a nuclear missile today that was intended for the United States.
The Prime Minister was killed in the blast, the guy firing it was an alcohol."
#218 to #183 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
GUYZ HE'S SERIOUS
#189 to #183 - sensimilia (04/09/2013) [-]
"an alcohol." good times.
User avatar #12 - arziben ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
"war"
User avatar #326 to #12 - DahColeTrain ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
"What is it good for?"
#15 to #12 - thatguyben (04/08/2013) [-]
"nuclear"
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#115 - kontraband (04/09/2013) [-]
Finally this thing is relevant
#38 - dwarfman (04/08/2013) [-]
>Low grade nuclear device (Think WWII)   
>Nonexistent air force to deploy said device must use missile   
>Primitive tech easy to shoot down   
>Continued deployment will lead to war   
>Saddam's army was rolled over by American might in less than a week   
>The north has similar technology (Aka lol third world)   
   
Seriously those of you afraid are spineless cowards, man the 			****		 up and do some research.
>Low grade nuclear device (Think WWII)
>Nonexistent air force to deploy said device must use missile
>Primitive tech easy to shoot down
>Continued deployment will lead to war
>Saddam's army was rolled over by American might in less than a week
>The north has similar technology (Aka lol third world)

Seriously those of you afraid are spineless cowards, man the **** up and do some research.
User avatar #61 to #38 - theblondefetus (04/08/2013) [-]
I just wish I was in south korea so I could see the fireworks when it happens
User avatar #69 to #38 - zukowashere (04/08/2013) [-]
*They're technically 2nd world because they allied with the Soviets. Has nothing to do with their economy.
User avatar #71 to #69 - dwarfman (04/08/2013) [-]
Soviets were the second world. Aka: Food, shelter, water, jobs etc but little mobility in society.
#88 to #71 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
The worlds system is based off of the Cold War. The first world was the UK, America, and their allies. The second world was China, Russia, and their allies. The third world was everyone who did not participate in the war. Thats why some of the most developed countries, such as Finland, are in the third world

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#104 to #88 - moozmax (04/09/2013) [-]
Haha Sweden is a third world countrey
Haha Sweden is a third world countrey
#368 to #88 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
I somehow doubt that...
#27 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
#43 - peggscott (04/08/2013) [-]
The way I see it, If they were going to do it they would have by now...   
   
MFW they do actually fire...
The way I see it, If they were going to do it they would have by now...

MFW they do actually fire...
#163 to #43 - stoneddolphin (04/09/2013) [-]
US officials say that it might happen this week... Meh
User avatar #374 to #163 - peggscott (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, But I might also win the lottery this week...

I get what you're saying though
User avatar #375 to #43 - norwegiandude (04/09/2013) [-]
Thumbed because Misfits
#376 to #375 - peggscott (04/09/2013) [-]
I have a few of them...
I have a few of them...
#378 to #376 - norwegiandude (04/09/2013) [-]
The quality of the series dropped when Sheehan left... Whyyy did he do that?
The quality of the series dropped when Sheehan left... Whyyy did he do that?
#379 to #378 - peggscott (04/09/2013) [-]
It was still a great show though, they done a good job with hid replacement.
It was still a great show though, they done a good job with hid replacement.
#37 - darthblam ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Nuclear war? Really? People are actually afraid of a nuclear war because of North Korea having a little hissy fit?
While it is possible North Korea may use nuclear weapons, they are not a threat to the U.S. because their missile technology is so **** they can not go farther than say.. Japan.

So they can hit South Korea, maybe, but to do so would bring in the United State to absolutely **** their ass.. and at this point China probably wouldn't even care.

All it takes is for Kim to make one slight mistake with the idea of war.. and then most of the world will turn his nation into a parking lot.
User avatar #50 to #37 - redrex ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
im pretty sure they can hit Hawaii, so there's that
User avatar #51 to #37 - kingrayne ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
It can hit Hawaii and part of Alaska, but the chances of those missiles NOT being shot down is really low
#60 to #37 - tyroneisanigger (04/08/2013) [-]
You're right. N.K isn't a threat to U.S.
Although the Pentagon has confirmed they have missiles that can reach U.S mainland, but so ******* what. With our top of the line military technology, the U.S would have that missile detected, would have a SAM turret (or something similitar) target the missile and take it out before it even touched our mainland.
I kind of find it ironic, idk if that's the word to use but this is why. In the Korean War
when U.S forces pushed N.K back to what is now the 38th Parallel China said they'd step in. Now, China for the most part agrees with taking out their annoying neighbor to the south.
#42 to #37 - Spikeydeath (04/08/2013) [-]
actually it can hit the us...Guam is a territory
#56 to #42 - Spikeydeath (04/08/2013) [-]
and i forgot
I am sorry thatscrewedupkid
User avatar #44 to #42 - darthblam ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
That doesn't count..
#55 to #44 - Spikeydeath (04/08/2013) [-]
Yes it does
dont you agree thatscrewedupkid
User avatar #319 to #55 - thatscrewedupkid (04/09/2013) [-]
it does, we own it, its like that third cousin you never see except for at christmas time, hes never around, but still is family. also China is now against N.K so they are royally ****** if they do anything
#217 - drfreeman (04/09/2013) [-]
"Nuclear war" If a toddler throws a ball at you, that doesn't mean you're playing baseball.
User avatar #227 to #217 - hammarhead (04/09/2013) [-]
I appreciate your degredation of north korea, but china is ally to best korea and they have nukes
User avatar #237 to #227 - drfreeman (04/09/2013) [-]
China has a lot to lose if their friends go shooting off nukes. They have already expressed their opposition towards North Korea's threats. We shouldn't declare a state of nuclear war if one angry little man manages to throw together a nuke. If China we're looking to be a part of this, they would be giving North Korea the funds to do it. They still aren't that grave of a threat.
User avatar #236 to #227 - luiselvergas (04/09/2013) [-]
why would china would go to war with america?
User avatar #238 to #236 - drfreeman (04/09/2013) [-]
They wouldn't. Our debt to them would vanish.
User avatar #239 to #238 - hammarhead (04/09/2013) [-]
I know I'ts very unlikely for them to start lobbing nukes, but america certainly doesn't want to start getting on uneven ground with a power like China.
User avatar #240 to #239 - drfreeman (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh hell no, you have that right. We may be all high and mighty and everything.. but we'd have no chance against China
User avatar #264 to #240 - Lulzilla (04/09/2013) [-]
Actually we'd take China down pretty easily. They have numbers. That's IT. Their equipment isn't as good as ours and they don't have as much of it. Our Navy is pretty much everywhere. It would be very easy to invade then the fight would be in China instead of over here. The time it would take them to assemble their Navy and come all the way over here it would be obliterated. One Destroyer. Just one and an entire city is leveled. Said Destroyers have the ability to shoot down incoming missiles so it's pretty darn protected. That plus the Marine Corps (Oorah) can invade the beaches easily. Look at the US with Vietnam. We were winning despite the numbers they had. We lost because we left since it was no longer worth fighting for.
User avatar #267 to #264 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
nice profile picture btw
User avatar #382 to #264 - luiselvergas (04/09/2013) [-]
dude the chinese air force will **** you up they are pretty legit not to mention they have a huge ass army with pretty good equipment in which their ******* soldiers have been training since 15
User avatar #383 to #382 - Lulzilla (04/09/2013) [-]
One, You are COMPLETELY wrong. You obviously have no idea about our military's. Sure China has a lot of troops but we have a lot of VERY powerful missiles. Chinese equipment is poorly made since they have to outfit MILLIONS of troops. The standard issue Chinese rifle is prone to jamming and misfiring.
The Chinese Air Force cannot compete with our Air Force. That huge defense budget isn't just spent nothing. Every branch in the US has their own version of an Air Force. The Navy, Army, Marine Corp all have fighter pilots and various other air crafts.
The Chinese minimum Military age is 18. Get your facts right. They're training is nothing compared to ours. Our troops are trained by BATTLE HARDEN Instructors. China's military hasn't had any combat experience so they do not know what it's like. If the Marine Corp the smallest branch in the US Military can withhold a battle with hundreds maybe thousands of Viet-congs then we can handle the Chinese as-well. Like I said in my other comment. All we need is One Destroyer and we can take multiple beaches easily. We have a **** ton of Destroyers all over the world. Imagine a whole Fleet of Destroyers on the coast of China.
User avatar #289 to #264 - asschwitz (04/09/2013) [-]
Our carriers are like mini-floating bases capable of leveling entire cities, it's ridiculous the amount of firepower you have on there, 1 is a big enough threat itself, imagine a fleet of 3 accompanied with nuclear submarines and destroyers. Plenty of force to take on China, not to mention our troops have combat experience from our affairs in the middle east, Where as China's military doesn't.
User avatar #246 to #217 - Lulzilla (04/09/2013) [-]
You're under thinking it. If N.Korea launched missiles at us the missiles would quickly be taken out by our Navy. They can shoot them down when they're still in space. But the fact that N.Korea actually TRIED to attack us like that they'd be invaded. If America went after the Taliban and AQ the way we did imagine how we'd react to having a country attempt to Nuke us. The Taliban destroyed a couple of buildings and ended thousands of lives. A nuclear attack on New York City would end MILLIONS of lives and completely obliterate a huge part of Americas culture and history. Even if it was a failed attempt we'd DESTROY North Korea for it.
User avatar #258 to #246 - drfreeman (04/09/2013) [-]
Sure we'd destroy them, but that's irrelevant. The threat they pose to us is nothing compared to the threat we pose to them. America will take every chance it can to jerk off democracy into a country in need of "Liberation".. but I was only speaking of nuclear war. If they nuked us.. we wouldn't nuke back, we would go and tear down the government and establish a new one.. because honestly, a good majority of the citizens realize their unjust treatment and have no real hatred for the rest of the world.. it's just forced on them.
User avatar #274 to #258 - Lulzilla (04/09/2013) [-]
We wouldn't nuke them seeing as it's against the Geneva convention. We will NEVER nuke anyone unless it is ABSOLUTELY necessary. Also I don't think you understand what the US has been doing these past 10 years. We're not forcing democracy on them. THEY WANTED IT. We took down Saadam because he posed a huge threat towards us. They wanted a new leader. Afghan is already has democracy but the terrorist groups terrorizes the government and people so that having a Democracy is pretty much pointless. They want us to get rid of these groups but they want us to do it in less destructive ways which is VERY hard to do.
User avatar #254 to #246 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
they dont even have the teechnology to launch missles
User avatar #260 to #254 - Lulzilla (04/09/2013) [-]
They do. They don't have the technology to launch heavy duty missiles like we can. They can always do what we did with Japan and use a Plane. They could just use lighter less destructive missiles but none other the less catastrophic.
User avatar #266 to #260 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
even if our army (and souths ) are able to destroy their nukes the worst they can do is bomb souel , that and if a war broke out without nukes there is no doubt that north korea would get the seven shades of **** kicked out of them,their underequiped and poorly trained compaired to america and south korea
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#41 - goochtvi (04/08/2013) [-]
It'll just be another 7 hour war...
#193 - nortledrones (04/09/2013) [-]
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I don't feel threatened since if North Korea attacks the united states, (which is nearly impossible due to their technology) they are going to get blown the **** up.
#262 to #193 - swagbot ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
China has given them technological assistance, materials, and equipment such as mobile launching platforms, which is why the U.S. doesn't know where a few od their missiles are right now.
User avatar #196 to #193 - mcstorms (04/09/2013) [-]
thats not the issue , the issue is that China is backing them
User avatar #203 to #196 - vivapinatapro (04/09/2013) [-]
Chine is also an ally of the US. And China makes its butter off the US being alive as well. A war between the US and NK, China does not want.
User avatar #205 to #203 - mcstorms (04/09/2013) [-]
Sorry I'm an amerifag so I go based off the last piece of info I have heard thus far
User avatar #320 to #205 - ilovehitler (04/09/2013) [-]
I think they've also publicly announced their disapproval with Un's threats.
#201 to #196 - tiredofannon (04/09/2013) [-]
Actually China has told them to sit down and shut the **** up on more than one occasion lately. They even voted for some of the UN sanctions that got the NK so riled up.
User avatar #198 to #196 - nortledrones (04/09/2013) [-]
China is on the verge to stop sending them resources since even they think that NK needs to get their **** together.
User avatar #200 to #198 - mcstorms (04/09/2013) [-]
I have not heard of this
User avatar #197 to #193 - roytmustang ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
North Korea must want to be a Parking Lot really bad.
#224 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
if he would shoot anything at the U.S, they would turn his cuontry into a parking lot then put a Walmart on it.
#304 - nocandy (04/09/2013) [-]
>literally on the verge of nuclear war.   
Maybe South Korea if the North can manufacture a missile capable of getting across the DMZ without breaking apart.
>literally on the verge of nuclear war.
Maybe South Korea if the North can manufacture a missile capable of getting across the DMZ without breaking apart.
#103 - forevertrombone (04/09/2013) [-]
It's fun to make fun of Kim Jong Un, but he has a hot-ass wife.
#340 to #103 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
No?
User avatar #109 to #103 - shinobidesu (04/09/2013) [-]
sheiittt, 8/10, would bang.
User avatar #357 to #103 - dayasalion (04/09/2013) [-]
*decent looking slave
User avatar #125 to #103 - adaboy (04/09/2013) [-]
Con: Head too round, breast too small, shoulders too slumped, torso too square
Pro: easily coerced into sex with threat of violence
10/10 would bang
#33 - ryannagle (04/08/2013) [-]
i am prepared
User avatar #36 to #33 - silverzepher ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
i liked that game, i just remembered the story line the other day, when i was trying to figure out where i heard the news report before.
User avatar #81 to #33 - bothemastaofall (04/08/2013) [-]
lol
>invasion
User avatar #35 to #33 - kingofqueens (04/08/2013) [-]
Ugh. Homeland.
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