Dumping 3/?

Well, to some degree, both sides are full of shit, but they're also representing the extremes of optimism and pessimism unlike the real world where it's very often a combination of both.

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#222 to #49 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]

most of those are fucking stupid.

the overpopulation one, for example: the problem isn't total population, it's gross imbalance of wealth (and therefore food) in fact overpopulation has nothing to do with money or food.

and i don't think many people experience their dreams coming true, and some that do encounter more severe issues than disappointment afterwards. that's not much of a problem in and of itself but it contradicts the statement in the image, because the statement was totally wrong.

and i dont think i have to say anything about "ignorance is bliss"

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#234 to #222 - TheNewRavager (04/09/2013) [-]

Just watch this...
youtu.be/MVOmquEcGEE

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#303 to #222 - anniethreeone (04/09/2013) [-]

I agree the overpopulation one isn't great, but I disagree with you about the dreams coming true bit. It's a conditional clause: "If you work hard". It's saying if you genuinely put in the work to achieve something, it will most likely happen.
As for disappointment, I'm not satisfied with "I'd rather do nothing than risk trying and failing." But I suppose that is a basic difference between optimism and pessimism.
Cool story, right?

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#218 to #49 - raybanned (04/09/2013) [-]

you sir are my hero

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#204 to #49 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]

I still agree with the last cat, since no one is perfect after all, but I'm with the dogs on all the others.

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#191 to #49 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]

You should post this, if the cat thing gets frontpage, the one with dogs will get it too.

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#189 to #49 - stoneddolphin (04/09/2013) [-]

I LOVE YOU!

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#182 to #49 - yomommabinshoppin (04/09/2013) [-]

Maybe I am way too pessimistic, but I still believe the cats, they seem more true and realistic, but I am usually wrong so don't mind me too much.

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#160 to #49 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]

This genuinely made me feel better

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#122 to #49 - whatamidoingwithme (04/08/2013) [-]

Thank you dogs.

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#56 to #49 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/08/2013) [-]

The "Unless you take care of it" one is bullshit.

And the "Those are the ones that couldn't accept you for who you are" is also bullshit.

Your optimism is worthy of the mentally retarded.

I'd like to beat every optimist like you, until they thought "Could only go uphill from here" then piss in their mouth and cut off their testicles.

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#77 to #56 - aviatrix (04/08/2013) [-]

Yeah, you're right.

It's so much fucking easier to get out of bed in the morning when I think about how much dick life sucks.

Have you ever thought that some people don't act this optimistic because they feel like it? That they act like this because they have to? Fuck you.

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#136 to #77 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/08/2013) [-]

I'm not sure.

If you're not strong enough to face life as it is...perhaps it's life's way of telling you that you shouldn't be living.

Obviously it is harder to "get out of bed in the morning" when you see things as they are.
But those who can...make a stronger character.

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#326 to #136 - wingeddemon (04/09/2013) [-]

You're right, those who face harder challenges/struggles in life do become stronger, or people who except the truth in things. But that doesn't make it right for everyone else, some people don't see it this way and will have a "great" life and still have a "strong character". It is not necessarily bad to think optimistically, just different, like you. I am not saying you are a downer, or you are not right, I am saying it is hard to base someones "self" facts on opinion.

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#159 to #136 - runtz (04/09/2013) [-]

Has anybody told you what a cunt or rather what an imperial asshole you are? I bet you get that a lot.

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#211 to #159 - ephyra (04/09/2013) [-]

imperial asshole
Damn Stormcloak Rebels.

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#317 to #56 - lorddrake (04/09/2013) [-]

Could you explain why you think it's he's not right?

Mostly the part about how optimistic is a bad thing.

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#333 to #317 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/09/2013) [-]

He is incorrect, where he said "Your body will crap out, long before you do"..."unless you take care of it".
That is false, because the more you take care of your body, the longer you survive, and your body will deteriorate eventually. That is fact.
The last one, about people not accepting you for who you are, is wrong too.
A lot of people here, don't like me. And it's not because they don't accept me. It's because I'm a HUGE dick. They are not at fault. I am.

And, the last part was meant to be taken as a joke.

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#335 to #333 - lorddrake (04/09/2013) [-]

Alright I see. Thanks!

And well... you do put your words in the worst way possible, making people go ape-shit on your comments. wich i find very funny But from how you replied to me and the others, you don't seems like a dick to me. Just someone who got opinions and who's genuine about them.

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#198 to #56 - lolibear (04/09/2013) [-]

Neither pessimism nor optimism is entirely right, but within reasonable boundaries, both can be helpful. You aren't being realistic, you are being an extreme pessimist. Stop being a bitter asshole on the internet because you think your life sucks. You have internet, which can pretty much tell me you have food and at least some level of shelter. Instead of looking at how horrible life is, try to do something to make it better.

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#332 to #198 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/09/2013) [-]

Did I say my life sucks?
My life doesn't suck. I have a pretty great life. A good enough life that...the bad, feels pretty good too. But no one, should make fake hope for themselves.

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#65 to #56 - badgerbaiting (04/08/2013) [-]

Hope springs eternal.

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#58 to #56 - tojimajia (04/08/2013) [-]

oooh, buthurt. I love it

<<pic related, its you.

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#60 to #58 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/08/2013) [-]

I was really hoping for someone to go "That escalated quickly".
But, you know...I guess we can't have everything.

Those two that I mentioned, were genuinely flawed logic though.

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#61 to #60 - tojimajia (04/08/2013) [-]

ah, well I'd do"boy, that escalated quickly" but I don't have the pic
and perhaps they are a bit flawed,but their is some truth to them.

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#139 to #61 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/08/2013) [-]

I think they're more than a bit flawed.
If I pointed out all those that were "A bit flawed" I would have a lot more.
I listed the ones that were completely incorrect.
And perhaps I went too far with the "Chop off their testicles" (maybe you're a woman), but I was trying to make an ironic situation in which an optimist were to 'eat their own words' in a way.

Honestly, optimists irritate me slightly, but no more that slightly.

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#158 to #139 - tojimajia (04/09/2013) [-]

Tell me why? is it because you can't wipe that smile from their face?

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#330 to #158 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/09/2013) [-]

Because they can't just take things as they are.
They have to twist everything, until it makes them happy.

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#337 to #330 - tojimajia (04/09/2013) [-]

are you sure thats what they do,or is that what you Think they do?

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#338 to #337 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/09/2013) [-]

What do you think they do?

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#339 to #338 - tojimajia (04/09/2013) [-]

I think many of them accept things at face value and not let it bother them. or even they see the good even in the worst situations. its not that they twist what they perceive, its that they don't let it dampen their spirits. and even if you were right, what is so wrong about optimism. does it hurt you to see them smiling no matter the how bad things seem? I'd liek to think their smile can upholp the morale of a whole group when times are tough.

In a way, I admire them, because I don't smile. I'm always so obsessive over the bad things i almost never see the better things.

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#340 to #339 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/09/2013) [-]

Just for the sake of my argument, I'll present this scenario.

If I were in combat, and I had the choice of squadmates, I would not want someone who would say "We'll make it out of here guys, no matter what". Because I would not trust that person to do what they could to save my life. If they had a chance to run, and they turned, and saw me at the point of a knife, they might say "He may still get out of it".

I want a man, who would sit, and go "The ONLY way we're getting out of here, is if we do exactly this". Someone that understands death as a very common outcome.
Someone who would look back to me at knife point, and say "The ONLY way he's getting out of here, is if I help him".

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#341 to #340 - tojimajia (04/09/2013) [-]

mm, well I understand that, but that isn't an optimist, that's a coward who hides behind optimism as an excuse.

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#4 - romuarska ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]

eveything was fine until
''there is going to be a bacon shortage''

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#78 - messerauditore (04/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)

As someone going through a rough few weeks, I really didn't need this.

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#79 to #78 - gomugomuyes (04/08/2013) [-]

Second that.

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#310 to #78 - pikininja (04/09/2013) [-]

I'm going through a hard time too, but cats can't tell us what to do because we have thumbs.

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#302 to #78 - aerosol (04/09/2013) [-]

And now, for my next trick, I will attempt to cheer up this complete stranger!

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#208 to #78 - gayboard (04/09/2013) [-]

Never trust cats.

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#197 to #78 - mrstalin (04/09/2013) [-]

Look at this comment:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4526801/Dumping+3/49#49

Short advice for no reason:
Be glad you're going through a rough week, because with the rough times in life, it just makes the good times that much sweeter. It's always darkest before the dawn, as they say. Just relax and look to the future with your chin up.

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#102 to #78 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [-]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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#236 to #78 - haroldsaxon (04/09/2013) [-]

Man up

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#96 - iamlying (04/08/2013) [+] (10 replies)

>In 200 years no one will remember your Name.
Make them remember you.
>Work hard and your dreams still may not come true.
Work Harder.
>Your soulmate would be just as happy with someone else.
Doesn't matter. Make sure she chooses you.
>You can never know what your loved ones really think of you
Like I give a shit.
>You will never be the best at anything.
Watch Me.
>Everyone will disappoint you eventually.
Everyone falls. Tell them to get back up.
>No love is unconditional.
Good.
>There's enough food in the world to feed everyone. 24,000 people die of starvation every day.
Those were the weak ones.
>Your flaws don't make you beautiful or unique. They make you flawed.
Fix them.
>Your body will turn to shit long before you die.
False. Your body can turn to shit long before you die. Make sure it doesn't.
>Some people have good reasons for not liking you.
Those reasons are fear and jealousy.

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#151 to #96 - mcniggertoast (04/08/2013) [-]

Reading your comment, then seeing your username

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#153 to #96 - masterofanon (04/09/2013) [-]

Oh wise master iamlying, I seek your advice on the bacon shortage. Surely you have a solution?

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#342 to #153 - iamlying (04/09/2013) [-]

There is only one thing to do.

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#299 to #96 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]

You made my day better.

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#293 to #96 - nitsuan (04/09/2013) [-]

Glorious.

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#140 to #96 - mizzycupcakes ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]

Ty for this.

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#281 to #96 - aerosol (04/09/2013) [-]

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#155 to #96 - ericbeagles (04/09/2013) [-]

"Those were the weak ones." You're an insensitive prick, they're the ones who were disadvantaged as soon as they were born.

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#200 to #155 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]

They were born weak.

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#334 to #200 - ericbeagles (04/09/2013) [-]

That's not how it works at all, people who were born with little or no chance of survival were not "the weak ones". If people in this country are born and aren't particularly well, we have medicine and surgery to fix it. If people in 3rd world countries are born and aren't particularly well, they don't even have food, let alone medicine.

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#38 - rajand (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)

“I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.” - Banksy

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#321 to #38 - vornic (04/09/2013) [-]

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#194 - babbylicious (04/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)

People still remember me, and its been over 500 years.

Da Vinci: 1
Cats: 0

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#229 to #194 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]

Julius Caesar: 4
Da Vinci: 1
Cats: 0

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#313 to #194 - cannibeasty (04/09/2013) [-]

Don't forget, dear Babbylicious...Da Vinci isn't you. You personally won't be remembered in 200, 400, or even 500 years.

Don't let the cats hit you on the ass on the way out.

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#329 to #313 - babbylicious (04/09/2013) [-]

I know he isn't me. I am just making a point here...

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#202 to #194 - philtheninja (04/09/2013) [-]

well da vinci is fucking awesome also he is gay

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#217 to #202 - ivoryhammer (04/09/2013) [-]

I think he was more bisexual than gay

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#226 to #217 - annogram (04/09/2013) [-]

he was gaysexual

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#209 to #202 - babbylicious (04/09/2013) [-]

Like Freddy Mercury or JB?

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#213 to #209 - philtheninja (04/09/2013) [-]

well he did make the blue prints for a helicopter,a tank, made robots and painted many works of fine art such as the mona lisa and the last supper so i would say along the lines of freddy murcury

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#46 - bocatadesesos (04/08/2013) [-]

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#108 - newmainman (04/08/2013) [-]

"There is going to be a bacon shortage."

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#86 - zapgod (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)

fuck this nigger

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#82 - omahgawd (04/08/2013) [-]

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#55 - banditowolf (04/08/2013) [-]

cats are mean

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#228 - alucord (04/09/2013) [-]

I figured out how to be the best at something. You just have to narrow the field down.
For example: this is not the best post on the Internet
This is not the best post on funnyjunk
This is not the best post about cats on funnyjunk
This is not the best post about drawn cats on funnyjunk
This is the best post about depressing drawn cats posted in the pas 24 hours on funnyjunk

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#164 - thrashisdead (04/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)

the soul a mate one got me on a level that i didn't really think that something could get me...and it's not some sap story about being friendzoned, it's not some unrequited love that i'm suffering from, i had the perfcet girl and she just slipped through my fingers and i'm left here in an empty house cold and alone whilst she's with him. and there's nothing i can do. nothing at all. and god i have tried i fucking ttried to get her to love me like she used to, to look at me like she used to, but nothing works. i hate these posts as much as i'm sure you all do, i don't want thumbs or sympthy, or anything like that, all i want to do is tell you this, if there's someone in your life, someone who you hold dear, someone who you love, hold them close.because maybe one day they'll leave you emptyand it FUCKING HURTS to the point where you just wanna tear your own FUCKING EYES OUT so you can't see them together knowinf that you fucked up.i'm sorry

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#183 to #164 - trollinggenius (04/09/2013) [-]

stay strong soldier, the same thing happened to me, she started growing more and more distant from me until some guy came in and took her from me. it took me so long to come to terms with it. i tried doing what you did, for a long time. After a while I learned i cant live a happy life if i hold on to her like this. It was painful but I had to let go of what she and I had together for 4 years. Im much happier now. but there are days i still think about her.

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#176 to #164 - legitsypoos (04/09/2013) [-]

hit me right in the feels

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#273 to #164 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]

I reacted the same way man...my girlfriend of almost 5 years and I are about to go to college in states across the country and I really don't know whats going to happen. It's tough. Stay strong brother.

ps im posting this anon because i dont want her to see this

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#268 to #164 - ddemiddon (04/09/2013) [-]

I'm sorry as well. Very few people know what that sort of pain feels like. From one stranger to another, let me tell you, true happiness is hard to come by, but when it does come, it will only be for a fleeting second. But that one second will feel so good you'll remember it until the next time it comes. I know you didn't want sympathy, but you should know that people will always find a way to shit on you, whether you loved them or not, but you gotta sift through the garbage they give you and find the few good things in life. Come here bro, I gotta give you a hug.

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#232 to #164 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]

Dude im suffering the same... she still with me yet but she doesnt show any love cause she says she is hurt... i don't know what to do, i'll bet the time will fix it.

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#168 to #164 - thrashisdead (04/09/2013) [-]

sorry for the spelling mistakes it's hard to type whilst...yeah

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#103 - genericnewfag ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]

Well.

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#14 - tdhd (04/08/2013) [+] (16 replies)

you'll never be the best at anything - that simply isn't true

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#17 to #14 - cannibeasty (04/08/2013) [-]

But it is.

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#29 to #17 - anonymoose (04/08/2013) [-]

I wanna be the very best.

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#45 to #29 - localcatbarber (04/08/2013) [-]

Well you won't.

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#30 to #29 - cannibeasty (04/08/2013) [-]

You wanted to be the best,
like no one will ever be.

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#23 to #17 - tdhd (04/08/2013) [-]

then what are world records?

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#24 to #23 - cannibeasty (04/08/2013) [-]

You. You personally will never be the best at anything.

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#25 to #24 - tdhd (04/08/2013) [-]

how do you know i don't have a world record

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#26 to #25 - cannibeasty (04/08/2013) [-]

Because you don't.

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#31 to #26 - anonymoose (04/08/2013) [-]

A few weeks ago, my school beat the world record for the most paper hats worn at one time.

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#33 to #31 - cannibeasty (04/08/2013) [-]

Unless you have personally put more than 22 hats on your own head, you haven't been the best at that.
You individually will never be the best at something.
If you are, disprove me through fact.

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#47 to #33 - chronagorgon (04/08/2013) [-]

I am the best at having my atom composition out of everyone who ever lived.

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#28 to #26 - tdhd (04/08/2013) [-]

i also share a world record - least amount of people to have had sex with

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#32 to #28 - cannibeasty (04/08/2013) [-]

Even if you held that record, it would be a moot point. Being the best at being the worst is still being the worst.
No matter how you want to cut the fucking cake.

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#39 to #32 - tdhd (04/08/2013) [-]

i'm the best at not getting laid - look at it that way

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#27 to #26 - tdhd (04/08/2013) [-]

i may not have one officially but i am the best in the world at flangleberrying

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#181 to #24 - Ruspanic (04/09/2013) [-]

Someone has to be.

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#289 - gardenmanly (04/09/2013) [-]

a ray of sunshine in the dark

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#223 - crosskill ONLINE (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Whatever, I do what I want.

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#80 - camerel (04/08/2013) [-]

ive already embraced this, try harder OP.

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