Dumping 3/?

I won't be the very best?

I disagree. Pic related.

eveything was fine until
''there is going to be a bacon shortage''

As someone going through a rough few weeks, I really didn't need this.

>In 200 years no one will remember your Name.
Make them remember you.
>Work hard and your dreams still may not come true.
Work Harder.
>Your soulmate would be just as happy with someone else.
Doesn't matter. Make sure she chooses you.
>You can never know what your loved ones really think of you
Like I give a shit.
>You will never be the best at anything.
Watch Me.
>Everyone will disappoint you eventually.
Everyone falls. Tell them to get back up.
>No love is unconditional.
Good.
>There's enough food in the world to feed everyone. 24,000 people die of starvation every day.
Those were the weak ones.
>Your flaws don't make you beautiful or unique. They make you flawed.
Fix them.
>Your body will turn to shit long before you die.
False. Your body can turn to shit long before you die. Make sure it doesn't.
>Some people have good reasons for not liking you.
Those reasons are fear and jealousy.

“I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.” - Banksy

People still remember me, and its been over 500 years.

Da Vinci: 1
Cats: 0

"There is going to be a bacon shortage."

fuck this nigger

cats are mean

I figured out how to be the best at something. You just have to narrow the field down.
For example: this is not the best post on the Internet
This is not the best post on funnyjunk
This is not the best post about cats on funnyjunk
This is not the best post about drawn cats on funnyjunk
This is the best post about depressing drawn cats posted in the pas 24 hours on funnyjunk

the soul a mate one got me on a level that i didn't really think that something could get me...and it's not some sap story about being friendzoned, it's not some unrequited love that i'm suffering from, i had the perfcet girl and she just slipped through my fingers and i'm left here in an empty house cold and alone whilst she's with him. and there's nothing i can do. nothing at all. and god i have tried i fucking ttried to get her to love me like she used to, to look at me like she used to, but nothing works. i hate these posts as much as i'm sure you all do, i don't want thumbs or sympthy, or anything like that, all i want to do is tell you this, if there's someone in your life, someone who you hold dear, someone who you love, hold them close.because maybe one day they'll leave you emptyand it FUCKING HURTS to the point where you just wanna tear your own FUCKING EYES OUT so you can't see them together knowinf that you fucked up.i'm sorry

Well.

you'll never be the best at anything - that simply isn't true

a ray of sunshine in the dark

Whatever, I do what I want.