maybe five.. six maximum.. Bored, so he going to start a debate. W MANY 5 YEAR BLUE COULD YOU TAKE ON? RULES: can fully run. had a I day training course en how
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maybe five.

Bored, so he going to start a debate.
W MANY 5 YEAR BLUE COULD YOU TAKE ON?
RULES:
can fully run.
had a I day training course en how to take we down/ aherm you etc.
re in an enclosed area the are of a basketball chyort.
don' t have any .
re fearless; they have no emotion.
if they take you down, you kiss.
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UK, , assuming I have no
armour, First, I assume the Eek position and keep my centre of
gravity. Id then back a corner so I couldnt be taken from
behind. Id stray in my corner and swing Like hell, Any kids who name
wid' ain range wouid have their has rearranged.
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naked and wait Fer their parents he take them
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#20 - SergeantPWN (04/08/2013) [-]
Now, I haven't actually done this, but I'll give you the jist of things as if I were a kitten.
Now, I haven't actually done this, but I'll give you the jist of things as if I were a kitten.
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#222 to #20 - potatonuggets **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#21 to #20 - SergeantPWN (04/08/2013) [-]
But in reality it's probably like this...
But in reality it's probably like this...
#6 - sinery (04/08/2013) [-]
Easy.
User avatar #17 - twystedtail (04/08/2013) [-]
Grab one by the ankles and begin swinging him in a circle of pain, OR, use him like Sauron uses a mace.
#134 - vansamen ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
"You're never gonna catch me!"
User avatar #70 - TheBeastMan (04/08/2013) [-]
i would take them out one kick at a time
i can out run them
when the fastest gets close
snap kick to the face
then grab the tallest
use as weapon
#32 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Mine was 25 if i remember correctly.

www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
User avatar #55 to #32 - emismpunk (04/08/2013) [-]
I can take about 15 five year olds and 14 ninety years old in a fight. That sucks, getting my ass whooped by grandma.
#59 to #32 - lazragoon (04/08/2013) [-]
22 MOFOS
User avatar #84 to #32 - xeternalx **User deleted account** (04/08/2013) [-]
31, i am pleased
User avatar #100 to #32 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
I got 26.
#122 to #32 - John Cena (04/08/2013) [-]
20
#210 to #32 - daix (04/09/2013) [-]
" To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten" That answer right there to part 3 is epic
" To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten" That answer right there to part 3 is epic
User avatar #41 to #32 - guiguito (04/08/2013) [-]
i don't want to sign on a dating site, besides what kind of woman would date a children killer maniac? prob someone i would be afraid of
User avatar #45 to #41 - zorororonoa (04/08/2013) [-]
There is an option to skip the dating thing
User avatar #48 to #45 - guiguito (04/08/2013) [-]
29 either way
lavitts lied
User avatar #160 to #32 - arstya (04/09/2013) [-]
22 kids. I need to get in shape.
User avatar #164 to #32 - TarnRazor (04/09/2013) [-]
23
#197 to #32 - John Cena (04/09/2013) [-]
Just 1.........I killed it........and the cops shot me
User avatar #199 to #32 - ilikebuttsex (04/09/2013) [-]
I got 26
User avatar #200 to #32 - andreweasley (04/09/2013) [-]
1 million......
User avatar #209 to #32 - vancecore (04/09/2013) [-]
30 huehuehue
User avatar #49 to #32 - dnwood (04/08/2013) [-]
26 BITCHEZ
User avatar #57 to #49 - furiousstorm (04/08/2013) [-]
27, just did it
User avatar #47 to #32 - zorororonoa (04/08/2013) [-]
only 17
User avatar #34 to #32 - sonicg ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
30 here.
#35 to #34 - thethingsidoforyou (04/08/2013) [-]
31 bitch
#36 to #35 - lavitts (04/08/2013) [-]
31 masterrace!
31 masterrace!
User avatar #40 to #36 - goodatlosing (04/08/2013) [-]
Sure as hell!
User avatar #39 to #36 - hanakoikezawa (04/08/2013) [-]
19 peasant here :<
#153 to #32 - hoverin (04/09/2013) [-]
Where the hell do they get the stats for that?
#213 to #32 - John Cena (04/09/2013) [-]
21
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User avatar #83 to #50 - crackmaster (04/08/2013) [-]
JCVD, really? what about bruce lee? he chops down ****** you see. like a butch ass lumber jack takin down a tree
#123 to #50 - John Cena (04/08/2013) [-]
MTD shrinks your balls
0
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#80 to #50 - schneidend (04/08/2013) [-]
Implying you would hit these kids so hard you would destroy your own limbs...
Implying you would hit these kids so hard you would destroy your own limbs...
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#188 to #186 - schneidend (04/09/2013) [-]
So, just...beating kids to death with your ruined pulp stumps...
So, just...beating kids to death with your ruined pulp stumps...
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#95 to #50 - jaysim (04/08/2013) [-]
"Jacked up on mountain dew"...I Love an unexpected talledega nights reference haha
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#178 - doctorfoo (04/09/2013) [-]
<---My strategy
User avatar #183 to #178 - jamesisawesome (04/09/2013) [-]
That's smart, but you would tire out quickly.
#176 - doctorfoo (04/09/2013) [-]
Their parents would take them away from a naked guy, but it's all fine if he just beats the 			****		 out of them.
Their parents would take them away from a naked guy, but it's all fine if he just beats the **** out of them.
#37 - Yojimbo (04/08/2013) [-]
Use a ************ to beat another ************
#42 to #37 - altari ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #38 - subaqueousreach ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Well obviously they're going to come at me in a swarm as stated and attempt to take me to the ground where they may or may not begin to kick at me furiously with their little feet.

I usually have a reese cup or an oh henry with me - so I'll just say I do for the purposes of the event - and I'll use it to bribe the kids to simply fight one another, giving it to the one with the highest kill count. I've seen kids straight up murder each other for a piece of gum so this will likely work.

After the last one standing comes up to me I'll kick him in his tiny junk and walk away eating my chocolate bar. (I'm a bit of a sugar junky and chocolate bars are like, 70 cents a piece. That's why I usually have one on me)
User avatar #170 - zonryu (04/09/2013) [-]
random story time

>be me in 6th grade
>school is getting ready for a play
>recess with upper and lower elementary is mixed
>hangin by a tree
>have a strange reputation of never being able to be knocked over.
>hoard of 1st-3rd graders zerg rush me
>mother of god.jpg
>asume battle stance
>get hit with toddler wall
>get **** beat out of me by about 40 kids
>most punches tickle
>kids freak out from my uncontrollable laughter
>kids flee for lives
>victory is mine
#205 - John Cena (04/09/2013) [-]
Am I allowed to have change in my pocket?
I'd ask them to line up and I'd pretend to pull quarters out of their ears. Then they'd just keep getting back in line.
I thought this was a good idea, but then I remembered they have no emotions.
#175 - antistar (04/09/2013) [-]
Swing the tallest one around for a carousel of pain fun.
#138 - djtehunknown (04/08/2013) [-]
I took a quiz

www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

It says I can take on 26
#139 to #138 - tomthehippie (04/09/2013) [-]
37... bitch.
#145 to #139 - djtehunknown (04/09/2013) [-]
but.... but....  twenty six....
but.... but.... twenty six....
#146 to #145 - tomthehippie (04/09/2013) [-]
THIRTY
SEVEN

biotch.

but i still love you... total homo
#149 to #146 - djtehunknown (04/09/2013) [-]
kan u gib a hug troo da compootah?
kan u gib a hug troo da compootah?
#150 to #149 - tomthehippie (04/09/2013) [-]
maybe...

but only if you are fabulous
#154 to #150 - djtehunknown (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm more fabulous than a ****** Teddy Bear
#156 to #154 - tomthehippie (04/09/2013) [-]
Are you more fabulous than a gay carebear?

www.bearnutscomic.com <--- check that **** out
User avatar #152 to #138 - blackhawksfan (04/09/2013) [-]
41.... I lol'd at the starcraft question
#163 to #138 - cavemagi (04/09/2013) [-]
28
#166 to #138 - aceboy (04/09/2013) [-]
31 for me
31 for me
#167 to #138 - zephyrhound (04/09/2013) [-]
14....
14....
#168 to #138 - zenaki (04/09/2013) [-]
**zenaki rolled a random image posted in comment #55812 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** 29
User avatar #169 to #168 - zenaki (04/09/2013) [-]
35 ninety year olds though
#171 to #138 - cirruss (04/09/2013) [-]
25.Swing dat 5 year old around like crazy!   
   
Gif unrelated.
25.Swing dat 5 year old around like crazy!

Gif unrelated.
#177 to #171 - djtehunknown (04/09/2013) [-]
Laughed my ass off, you deserve a thumb and a fave
#211 to #177 - cirruss (04/09/2013) [-]
Then take this one :3
Then take this one :3
User avatar #89 to #82 - imahugecunt (04/08/2013) [-]
Woo, 25. Not too bad :/
#90 to #89 - durkadurkafaisal (04/08/2013) [-]
I managed a respectable 37.
User avatar #112 to #90 - remzroller (04/08/2013) [-]
40
User avatar #96 to #89 - gongthehawkeye (04/08/2013) [-]
26

S
M
D
Bro
User avatar #99 to #96 - imahugecunt (04/08/2013) [-]
Aww :(

DARN MY MORALS!!
#148 to #82 - afrogeist (04/09/2013) [-]
I can take 26, I'm okay with that.
User avatar #98 to #82 - bjorntheberserk (04/08/2013) [-]
34 bitches
#71 - HOLYCARP (04/08/2013) [-]
I would love to play this game!
#144 - bighairyfart (04/09/2013) [-]
MFW none of them answered his question.
MFW none of them answered his question.
User avatar #9 - nyj (04/08/2013) [-]
This situation would be heaven for me. I work at Target (more specifically, in Electronics), so I have to deal with bratty kids all day.

I would probably just start kicking the little ******* in the face and maybe even use them as weapons against each other (ie. pick one of them up and start swinging them around at the other kids).

Then, after that, I would just jump and land on them (I'm about 165lbs.) That would probably take at least a few of them out.

Yeah.. I've probably given this too much thought..
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