maybe five.. six maximum.. Bored, so he going to start a debate. W MANY 5 YEAR BLUE COULD YOU TAKE ON? RULES: can fully run. had a I day training course en how  maybe five six maximum Bored so he going to start a debate W MANY 5 YEAR BLUE COULD YOU TAKE ON? RULES: can fully run had I day training course en how
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maybe five.

Bored, so he going to start a debate.
W MANY 5 YEAR BLUE COULD YOU TAKE ON?
RULES:
can fully run.
had a I day training course en how to take we down/ aherm you etc.
re in an enclosed area the are of a basketball chyort.
don' t have any .
re fearless; they have no emotion.
if they take you down, you kiss.
Like Ccomment , post C-.' meruru" 2. age it
UK, , assuming I have no
armour, First, I assume the Eek position and keep my centre of
gravity. Id then back a corner so I couldnt be taken from
behind. Id stray in my corner and swing Like hell, Any kids who name
wid' ain range wouid have their has rearranged.
6 minutes age ' Like . , I
naked and wait Fer their parents he take them
came.
6 minutes age ' Like . , 3
LOL
minutes age , Like
tthats genius
4 minutes age '
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#6 - sinery
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Easy.
#172 to #6 - linktheherooftime
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#20 - SergeantPWN
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Now, I haven't actually done this, but I'll give you the jist of things as if I were a kitten.
Now, I haven't actually done this, but I'll give you the jist of things as if I were a kitten.
#222 to #20 - potatonuggets **User deleted account**
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#21 to #20 - SergeantPWN
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(04/08/2013) [-]
But in reality it's probably like this...
But in reality it's probably like this...
#17 - twystedtail
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Grab one by the ankles and begin swinging him in a circle of pain, OR, use him like Sauron uses a mace.
#1 - anon
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(04/08/2013) [-]
I'm dyinggg
#24 to #1 - ohgodmysides
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Call 911, not funnyjunk
#26 to #1 - mooghens ONLINE
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#2 to #1 - pwoneill
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(04/08/2013) [-]
If only you could reach emergency services, You could make it
#50 - bronybrandongunn **User deleted account**
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#83 to #50 - crackmaster
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(04/08/2013) [-]
JCVD, really? what about bruce lee? he chops down ****** you see. like a butch ass lumber jack takin down a tree
#123 to #50 - anon
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(04/08/2013) [-]
MTD shrinks your balls
#187 to #123 - bronybrandongunn **User deleted account**
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#80 to #50 - schneidend
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Implying you would hit these kids so hard you would destroy your own limbs...
Implying you would hit these kids so hard you would destroy your own limbs...
#186 to #80 - bronybrandongunn **User deleted account**
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#188 to #186 - schneidend
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(04/09/2013) [-]
So, just...beating kids to death with your ruined pulp stumps...
So, just...beating kids to death with your ruined pulp stumps...
#192 to #188 - bronybrandongunn **User deleted account**
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#95 to #50 - jaysim
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(04/08/2013) [-]
"Jacked up on mountain dew"...I Love an unexpected talledega nights reference haha
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#11 - pappathethird
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#134 - vansamen
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(04/08/2013) [-]
"You're never gonna catch me!"
#70 - TheBeastMan
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(04/08/2013) [-]
i would take them out one kick at a time
i can out run them
when the fastest gets close
snap kick to the face
then grab the tallest
use as weapon
#32 - felixjarl
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Mine was 25 if i remember correctly.

www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
#55 to #32 - emismpunk
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(04/08/2013) [-]
I can take about 15 five year olds and 14 ninety years old in a fight. That sucks, getting my ass whooped by grandma.
#59 to #32 - lazragoon
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(04/08/2013) [-]
22 MOFOS
#84 to #32 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
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(04/08/2013) [-]
31, i am pleased
#100 to #32 - EdwardNigma
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(04/08/2013) [-]
I got 26.
#122 to #32 - anon
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(04/08/2013) [-]
20
#210 to #32 - daix ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
" To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten" That answer right there to part 3 is epic
" To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten" That answer right there to part 3 is epic
#41 to #32 - guiguito
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(04/08/2013) [-]
i don't want to sign on a dating site, besides what kind of woman would date a children killer maniac? prob someone i would be afraid of
#45 to #41 - zorororonoa
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(04/08/2013) [-]
There is an option to skip the dating thing
#48 to #45 - guiguito
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(04/08/2013) [-]
29 either way
lavitts lied
#160 to #32 - arstya
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(04/09/2013) [-]
22 kids. I need to get in shape.
#164 to #32 - TarnRazor
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(04/09/2013) [-]
23
#197 to #32 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Just 1.........I killed it........and the cops shot me
#199 to #32 - ilikebuttsex
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I got 26
#200 to #32 - andreweasley
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(04/09/2013) [-]
1 million......
#209 to #32 - vancecore
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(04/09/2013) [-]
30 huehuehue
#49 to #32 - dnwood
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(04/08/2013) [-]
26 BITCHEZ
#57 to #49 - furiousstorm
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(04/08/2013) [-]
27, just did it
#47 to #32 - zorororonoa
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(04/08/2013) [-]
only 17
#159 to #32 - chuckthewhat
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(04/09/2013) [-]
33
#34 to #32 - sonicg
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(04/08/2013) [-]
30 here.
#35 to #34 - thethingsidoforyou
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(04/08/2013) [-]
31 bitch
#36 to #35 - lavitts
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(04/08/2013) [-]
31 masterrace!
31 masterrace!
#40 to #36 - goodatlosing
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Sure as hell!
#39 to #36 - hanakoikezawa
Reply 0
(04/08/2013) [-]
19 peasant here :<
#153 to #32 - hoverin
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Where the hell do they get the stats for that?
#213 to #32 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
21
#170 - zonryu
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(04/09/2013) [-]
random story time

>be me in 6th grade
>school is getting ready for a play
>recess with upper and lower elementary is mixed
>hangin by a tree
>have a strange reputation of never being able to be knocked over.
>hoard of 1st-3rd graders zerg rush me
>mother of god.jpg
>asume battle stance
>get hit with toddler wall
>get **** beat out of me by about 40 kids
>most punches tickle
>kids freak out from my uncontrollable laughter
>kids flee for lives
>victory is mine