maybe five.. six maximum.. Bored, so he going to start a debate. W MANY 5 YEAR BLUE COULD YOU TAKE ON? RULES: can fully run. had a I day training course en how
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maybe five.

six maximum.

Bored, so he going to start a debate.
W MANY 5 YEAR BLUE COULD YOU TAKE ON?
RULES:
can fully run.
had a I day training course en how to take we down/ aherm you etc.
re in an enclosed area the are of a basketball chyort.
don' t have any .
re fearless; they have no emotion.
if they take you down, you kiss.
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armour, First, I assume the Eek position and keep my centre of
gravity. Id then back a corner so I couldnt be taken from
behind. Id stray in my corner and swing Like hell, Any kids who name
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#6 - sinery (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Easy.
#20 - SergeantPWN (04/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Now, I haven't actually done this, but I'll give you the jist of things as if I were a kitten.
Now, I haven't actually done this, but I'll give you the jist of things as if I were a kitten.
User avatar #17 - twystedtail (04/08/2013) [-]
Grab one by the ankles and begin swinging him in a circle of pain, OR, use him like Sauron uses a mace.
#1 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm dyinggg
#2 to #1 - pwoneill (04/08/2013) [-]
If only you could reach emergency services, You could make it
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#134 - vansamen (04/08/2013) [-]
"You're never gonna catch me!"
User avatar #70 - TheBeastMan (04/08/2013) [-]
i would take them out one kick at a time
i can out run them
when the fastest gets close
snap kick to the face
then grab the tallest
use as weapon
#32 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/08/2013) [+] (26 replies)
Mine was 25 if i remember correctly.

www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
#178 - doctorfoo (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
<---My strategy
#176 - doctorfoo (04/09/2013) [-]
Their parents would take them away from a 						*****					 guy, but it's all fine if he just beats the 						****					 out of them.
Their parents would take them away from a ***** guy, but it's all fine if he just beats the **** out of them.
User avatar #170 - zonryu (04/09/2013) [-]
random story time

>be me in 6th grade
>school is getting ready for a play
>recess with upper and lower elementary is mixed
>hangin by a tree
>have a strange reputation of never being able to be knocked over.
>hoard of 1st-3rd graders zerg rush me
>mother of god.jpg
>asume battle stance
>get hit with toddler wall
>get **** beat out of me by about 40 kids
>most punches tickle
>kids freak out from my uncontrollable laughter
>kids flee for lives
>victory is mine
User avatar #184 - tastycrisps (04/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
#204 to #202 - ferrettamer (04/09/2013) [-]
Even legiter
#37 - Yojimbo (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Use a ************ to beat another ************
User avatar #38 - subaqueousreach (04/08/2013) [-]
Well obviously they're going to come at me in a swarm as stated and attempt to take me to the ground where they may or may not begin to kick at me furiously with their little feet.

I usually have a reese cup or an oh henry with me - so I'll just say I do for the purposes of the event - and I'll use it to bribe the kids to simply fight one another, giving it to the one with the highest kill count. I've seen kids straight up ****** each other for a piece of gum so this will likely work.

After the last one standing comes up to me I'll kick him in his tiny junk and walk away eating my chocolate bar. (I'm a bit of a sugar junky and chocolate bars are like, 70 cents a piece. That's why I usually have one on me)
#205 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
Am I allowed to have change in my pocket?
I'd ask them to line up and I'd pretend to pull quarters out of their ears. Then they'd just keep getting back in line.
I thought this was a good idea, but then I remembered they have no emotions.
User avatar #102 - lemoron (04/08/2013) [+] (13 replies)
so what flavors of mouthwash do people use?
User avatar #104 to #102 - mouthwash (04/08/2013) [-]
I come in only one flavor. Human, like anyone else. Stop trying to use me.
#14 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [+] (12 replies)
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