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#32 - yellowcardraiden (04/08/2013) [-]
Even after childhood, that 			****		 still looks delicious.
Even after childhood, that **** still looks delicious.
User avatar #10 - fantomen (04/08/2013) [-]
Mechanically separated chicken is not used in Europe or America.
However it's pretty common in fast food from poorer countries.

I've personally eaten it in Asia, and I can say that even though it looks and sounds gross raw, it tastes just like the regular chicken, and it has the same texture.
#98 to #10 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
I just bought mechanically separated chicken (PRODUCT OF USA, as it insists on the package) the other day
#111 to #10 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
It's in SlimJims.

Love those ******* things.
User avatar #29 to #10 - thisusernameexists (04/08/2013) [-]
Actually it is used in many fast food chains. McDonald's McNuggets are made with it. Don't be deceived...research it.
User avatar #42 to #29 - brianpalmer (04/08/2013) [-]
I don't know about the McDonald's in your area, but around here they use a really cheap fish for their nuggets and give it a chicken flavor..
User avatar #91 to #42 - crazehtoast (04/08/2013) [-]
Dude...
Your name is so blue.
User avatar #126 to #91 - brianpalmer (04/08/2013) [-]
Yeah.. I know.
User avatar #12 to #10 - fjusernumberone (04/08/2013) [-]
Uuumm. Mechanically separated chicken is actually used in America. I've read it on labels many times.
User avatar #13 to #12 - fantomen (04/08/2013) [-]
I know it's not used in chicken nuggets, that's all I've been told.
User avatar #14 to #13 - fjusernumberone (04/08/2013) [-]
Oooooh. You meant in fast food chains. I have no clue on that one...time to do some research!!
#43 to #10 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Odd, I know of a few new stories about McDonald's deciding to stop using it in their recipies a few years ago in the good ol' USA. And it is also commonly used in the "cafeteria" foods they serve school kids and convicted criminals.
#26 - HordeyWordey (04/08/2013) [-]
I knew what it was right away.
God I miss being 5.
User avatar #260 to #26 - cardanbar (04/09/2013) [-]
dont need to be 5 to watch teletubbies
#2 - nyj (04/08/2013) [-]
****		 it.   
They're still delicious.
**** it.
They're still delicious.
User avatar #164 to #2 - spysappinmysasha (04/09/2013) [-]
well, the nuggets are practically raw chunks of chicken.

they just grab the chicken, throw it in a machine that cuts it apart.

the parts without bone are what are put into nuggets and tenders. Enjoy.
#156 to #2 - xboxnoobpro (04/08/2013) [-]
Yes you are right
User avatar #4 to #2 - anonymousattorney (04/08/2013) [-]
Yup. That Tubby Custard stuff would probably be good, too.
#15 to #2 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only one who loved eating teletubbies.
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User avatar #210 to #46 - deathstare (04/09/2013) [-]
Did he die? Does DJ 4DM1N monitor the pulse of users and delete the accounts if there is no pulse?
#11 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
found the vegan
#248 to #11 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
Way to go, anon. This is remarkable.
#179 to #11 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
Not necessarily vegan, just against this kind of **** . I don't think that person would mind organic chicken breasts or whatever.
#239 to #179 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
found the vegan
User avatar #50 to #11 - theangryvegan (04/08/2013) [-]
how?
#152 to #50 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
found the vegan
#159 to #152 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
found the vegan
#176 to #159 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
found the vegan
#223 to #176 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
Found the unoriginal anon
#263 to #223 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
found the original anon
#53 - krazzykidd (04/08/2013) [-]
Looked at the picture, then started reading the paragraph, then half way thought it clicked and I literally said that's not chicken, it's 			*******		 tubby custard.   
   
gif Partly related.
Looked at the picture, then started reading the paragraph, then half way thought it clicked and I literally said that's not chicken, it's ******* tubby custard.

gif Partly related.
#155 to #53 - deezknuts (04/08/2013) [-]
So.. he was trolling all along   
   
   
It's like when we found out that Snape was actually a good guy
So.. he was trolling all along


It's like when we found out that Snape was actually a good guy
#122 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
>Implying only Americans have fast food

And yes, at least it tastes good. You could feed me a plate of **** , but if it tastes good, I'll ******* eat it.
User avatar #199 to #122 - lordmoldywart (04/09/2013) [-]
But America introduced fast food to the world
#129 to #122 - comanderspy (04/08/2013) [-]
i know right?! i dont know whats with the jimmies of the brits, going all crazy and **** for some horse meat, i mean, if it doesnt kill me and it tastes good, i'll ******* eat it
User avatar #131 to #129 - mmmilovemeth (04/08/2013) [-]
I feel the same way. The reason peoples jimmies were rustled was because the meat they were putting in was unregulated so could contain any kind of **** and chemicals not legally allowed in food in the UK, the other issue was the false advertising if people are sold a beef product they should get a beef product.
#151 - deezknuts (04/08/2013) [-]
"But hey, at least it tastes good, right?   
   
Hi five America!"   
   
   
Yes, it tastes good, it's also a goddamn chicken. If you are going to be such a picky little 			****		 about it, allow me to elaborate on some facts. Despite the fact that we generally eat the muscle tissue of the animal, it is misleading to assume that other parts of the animal are not edible and, in fact. delicious just the same. Imagine attempting to eat the RAW muscle tissue of an animal, now try and eat the animal's testicles. In reality, the raw muscle would be just as disgusting as the testicles, but when you cook and grind both of them, there is no difference since all of the bacteria is killed in the cooking process. You are purely and simply consuming an animal. You are not engaging in sexual intercourse, you are not performing some sick voodoo mormon ritual, you're eating the goddamned animal and there is nothing disgusting about pure cooked, bacteria free, edible food.    
   
When it is cooked, the ammonia and bacteria is gone, that's why McDonald's doesn't just hand you a 6-pack of sloppy pink 			****		 in a happy meal.   
   
If you don't like the fact that the food you eat, while being completely sanitary and safe to eat (evaluating all obvious dietary concerns relating to high-calorie foods), is processed in a way that makes your ten year old balls crawl back up into your uterus, you can hand the plate of McNuggets to the starving children in Africa, I'm sure they don't give a 			****		 either way.
"But hey, at least it tastes good, right?

Hi five America!"


Yes, it tastes good, it's also a goddamn chicken. If you are going to be such a picky little **** about it, allow me to elaborate on some facts. Despite the fact that we generally eat the muscle tissue of the animal, it is misleading to assume that other parts of the animal are not edible and, in fact. delicious just the same. Imagine attempting to eat the RAW muscle tissue of an animal, now try and eat the animal's testicles. In reality, the raw muscle would be just as disgusting as the testicles, but when you cook and grind both of them, there is no difference since all of the bacteria is killed in the cooking process. You are purely and simply consuming an animal. You are not engaging in sexual intercourse, you are not performing some sick voodoo mormon ritual, you're eating the goddamned animal and there is nothing disgusting about pure cooked, bacteria free, edible food.

When it is cooked, the ammonia and bacteria is gone, that's why McDonald's doesn't just hand you a 6-pack of sloppy pink **** in a happy meal.

If you don't like the fact that the food you eat, while being completely sanitary and safe to eat (evaluating all obvious dietary concerns relating to high-calorie foods), is processed in a way that makes your ten year old balls crawl back up into your uterus, you can hand the plate of McNuggets to the starving children in Africa, I'm sure they don't give a **** either way.
#242 to #151 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
The bones still aren't edible.
Ammonia is does not cook out.
There is strong evidence to indicate that large amounts of food coloring and artificial flavoring have carcinogenic effects on the body.
User avatar #266 to #242 - deezknuts (04/09/2013) [-]
dietary concerns were mentioned. and I'm not advocating that it's good for you, i'm just saying that vegan faggots on the internet need to stahp
User avatar #244 to #151 - popkornking (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh god, I misread these two lines as "there is nothing disgusting about pure cooked, sexual intercourse, I was quite confused...
#194 to #151 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who wants to see this guy literally eat balls now?
#224 to #194 - deezknuts (04/09/2013) [-]
i would eat chicken testacles in a heart beat
i would eat chicken testacles in a heart beat
User avatar #157 to #151 - frienderman (04/08/2013) [-]
Also, most vegetarians should prefer that method, since it uses the whole chicken and doesn't let parts of it go to waste, therefore reducing the number of chickens needed to be killed to make a given product.
User avatar #165 to #157 - tenaciousjon (04/09/2013) [-]
In addition, it also pleases the Iroquois because they believe in using every part of the animal, after it's been killed, as not to waste and appear disrespectful to mother nature.

McDonalds is actually not such a bad company :)
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#201 - josieabby (04/09/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this.
User avatar #215 to #201 - wilfredfanforever (04/09/2013) [-]
reminds me of Good Mourning/Black Friday
User avatar #57 - sketchE (04/08/2013) [-]
so did the person making this post think america is the only country in the world with fast food resteraunts
#124 to #57 - schrodngrscat (04/08/2013) [-]
apparently
#63 to #57 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Americans think america is the only country in the world.
User avatar #68 to #63 - kidsquicker (04/08/2013) [-]
Nuhuh, our Mexicans have to come from somewhere.
Sheesh.
#100 to #68 - puggles (04/08/2013) [-]
funniest comment that i've read in quite a while.
User avatar #64 to #63 - sketchE (04/08/2013) [-]
seeing as im american and have never met an american who believes that i would disagree with your statement
User avatar #75 to #63 - imcoolashell (04/08/2013) [-]
the fact that you probably actually believe what you're saying is true proves how stupid people from other countries could be as well....
User avatar #59 to #57 - mads (04/08/2013) [-]
They also thought that the tubby custard machine was for chicken. They are obviously the king of dumbasses. A master in the art of idiocy.
User avatar #60 to #59 - wheresthefudge (04/08/2013) [-]
They also didn't realize that everything is swimming in bacteria, and that that's not necessarily a bad thing.
User avatar #61 to #60 - mads (04/08/2013) [-]
Lets just call them sensai stupid.

The only use they have is entertainment.
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User avatar #97 to #78 - mads (04/08/2013) [-]
Is that aimed at me?
#95 - koobzacc (04/08/2013) [-]
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TUBBY TOAST
#109 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Things you never thought you would say: "Bitch that's the tubby custard machine"
#150 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #211 to #150 - deathstare (04/09/2013) [-]
This only ever works with anons.
User avatar #245 to #211 - popkornking (04/09/2013) [-]
Because it's impossible for anons to thumbwhore
#160 to #150 - gunnyjoe (04/09/2013) [-]
Let's make this bitch famous.
User avatar #121 - guymandude (04/08/2013) [-]
I can't believe that anyone thought that the first picture looked like the machinery that would be inside and industrial food processing plant...

It's ******* pink and blue with lights
#106 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Soaked in ammonia? I don't think so. Some mechanically separated beef products use very small amounts to sterilize the product, but poultry is not treated with ammonia at all. Also, since 2003, McDonalds no longer uses mechanically separated meat in their chicken nuggets. One more thing, chicken nuggets are scrumptious, mother ****** .
User avatar #74 - imcoolashell (04/08/2013) [-]
I love how edgy it is to insult america.... cuz for some reason people think ints the worst country in the world but hey let s not talk about most of the middle eastern country with intense segregation, or cuba and north korea, nope america
User avatar #216 to #74 - andrz (04/09/2013) [-]
Honestly, it's just becuase you joke and some people dont even joke about how america is the greatest. and when people joke about it a lot of people get all rumprustled and start a ********* . which is why more people look down on americans.
No one likes someone who cant take any self criticism.
User avatar #77 to #74 - capslockrage (04/08/2013) [-]
the things people insult america about aren't even legit.
1) the fat stereotype. It's just that, a stereotype. america is only about 7% fatter than europe.
2) the fast food **** , it's all over the world, not just america.
User avatar #220 to #77 - andrz (04/09/2013) [-]
Nah, not really.

not only the fat % is higher, but the obesity % is a lot higher

and most of the fastfood chains in europe are from America.. and usually considered disgusting and gross by most people.
User avatar #79 to #77 - imcoolashell (04/08/2013) [-]
yea, and people blame american corporations for "ruining the world" but the only reason they thrive is because of international consumerism..... which involves europe
#90 to #74 - tyroneisanigger (04/08/2013) [-]
Well done sir, you got my thumb.
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User avatar #82 to #80 - imcoolashell (04/08/2013) [-]
yea, but the american jokes more than any others on this site seem to have a malicious and contemptuous tone to it. Im jewish but i dont complain about jew jokes on this site because the motivation behind those are usually for a laugh, but the american jokes seem to have a genuine insulting tone.
User avatar #107 to #82 - churrundo (04/08/2013) [-]
well, when I lived in america i was told actual jokes about mexico, to my face, not across the internet. that's all they are, man.
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User avatar #86 to #84 - capslockrage (04/08/2013) [-]
I think you're just blind, imcoolashell is correct.
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User avatar #93 to #88 - imcoolashell (04/08/2013) [-]
Hey if I felt that funnyjunk were genuinely attempting to insult europe in any way shape or form, Ill stand up for europe. I'm no patriot or nationalist; I'm a realist
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User avatar #105 to #94 - neutralgray (04/08/2013) [-]
He's really not. They are a lot with a malicious quality in them. I've noticed and I'm not the least patriotic.
User avatar #217 to #105 - andrz (04/09/2013) [-]
I have unfortuenly developed a stereotype image everytime americans talk about other countries, because not only over the internet. But truly face to face, many americans talk and discuss about it like american is the greatest and the only country in the world. (im an exchange student in US) and they are not even joking, and the saddest part is their lack of knowledge about the subject
User avatar #228 to #93 - andrz (04/09/2013) [-]
That's hypocrital.

Have you not noticed all the insulting jokes about north korea. Just because most of us arent from korea dosent mean you should think they are any worse than us. when america says they would (duke) nuke em if they do anything, to help south korea like that wouldnt **** up south korea. it's only a cold war where U.S is stating they are the greatest.
User avatar #207 to #80 - hammarhead (04/09/2013) [-]
(actually people complain about racist jokes every day, even though no one takes them to heart, or really means them. a lot of people, on the other hand, really do believe in the america stereotypes, which is what causes some problems)
User avatar #81 to #80 - capslockrage (04/08/2013) [-]
except those are just jokes, and the insults to america are a bunch of people basically being like "yeah, **** america those fat idiots"
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User avatar #103 to #83 - schneidend (04/08/2013) [-]
Joke:
Heard about those new Jewish tires? They turn on a dime and pick it up, too! Looool.

Not Joke:
God Americans are stupid and fat.
User avatar #85 to #83 - capslockrage (04/08/2013) [-]
I don't think you read the comments.
And i'm not talking about just this post, there are tons of posts, and in the comments people do get pretty aggressive with the hate.
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