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omegle fun

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers'.
watching two strangers your question on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
Looking for girl to suck my dick. Will pay
5000 microsoft points. My dick is 6". Hit me
up on twitter
Stranger 1: HAHAHAHAHAA
Stranger 1: microsoft points
Stranger 1: [mg
Stranger 1: i cant
Stranger 1 : anymore
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 1: crying
Stranger 1 : oh god
Stranger 1: hahahah
Stranger 1 has
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#21 - mrmamric (04/08/2013) [-]
Missouri Western State University.
User avatar #119 to #21 - samxdaxman (04/09/2013) [-]
Lamarr Jamarrison Lamarrison Jamar is best player.
User avatar #23 to #21 - hotschurl (04/08/2013) [-]
I just burst out laughing just from remembering that video, thanks for the reminder, gonna watch it now :D
User avatar #24 to #23 - hotschurl (04/08/2013) [-]
Here's the link by the for those who are interested:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss
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#31 to #24 - nock **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#107 to #32 - mrmamric (04/09/2013) [-]
Jesus, Kito. ******* notifications up my ass. XD
#57 - queefquizzler (04/08/2013) [-]
Worth the read.
#111 to #57 - thelordofbutthurt (04/09/2013) [-]
Amazing...
Amazing...
User avatar #120 to #57 - toosexyforyou (04/09/2013) [-]
>what was his name?
>Rob
>omg that's awful. I'm so sorry for u and ur family.
#86 to #57 - shinylux (04/09/2013) [-]
Dude, that was ******* gold. You deserve a thumb.
User avatar #37 to #30 - chaossniper (04/08/2013) [-]
laughed way more at this
User avatar #39 to #38 - iwebby (04/08/2013) [-]
but the dolphins
User avatar #85 to #39 - zombifier (04/09/2013) [-]
BUT THE WHALES
#3 - nyawgga (04/08/2013) [-]
I once got a handjob from a hooker by paying her 100$ in Canadian tire money.
User avatar #49 to #3 - giguelingueling (04/08/2013) [-]
How much ******* money do you spend at canadian tire ?
#51 to #3 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
i got a blowjob for the same canadian tire price
#65 to #51 - nyawgga (04/08/2013) [-]
Where'd you get that??
#62 to #3 - beeradthelaw (04/08/2013) [-]
Brother.
Brother.
#73 to #3 - moneybag (04/09/2013) [-]
HEY im from Canadian!
User avatar #96 to #3 - atma (04/09/2013) [-]
isn't it tyre up there
i thought it was tyre
User avatar #125 to #96 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (04/09/2013) [-]
Nope, I think that's a British thing. We say "tire".
User avatar #117 to #3 - WheresMyAccount (04/09/2013) [-]
My friend's dad saved up his CT money for like 10-15 years and just bought a lawnmower

Better be a god damned good lawnmower
User avatar #121 to #3 - hydraetis (04/09/2013) [-]
Holy **** how did you store that **** ? You'd almost need a god damn wheelbarrow
#11 to #3 - exopower (04/08/2013) [-]
holy crap how did that work out i know that most of Canadian tire money is in 5-10 cents
#15 to #3 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
HAHAHAAHHAAH! I'm Canadian and I'm ******* DYING!
User avatar #63 to #3 - bknob ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
im more impressed you saved up 100 bucks in Canadian Tire money...

I've had 10 dollars in that money for the last 10 years.
#66 to #63 - nyawgga (04/08/2013) [-]
You don't go there as often as I do
User avatar #69 to #66 - bknob ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
But..how often do you go there?

Thats impressive.
#70 to #69 - nyawgga (04/08/2013) [-]
I worked in one really close to my house for ten years, so I know EXACTLY where EVERYTHING is, so if I need something, I'll know if I can just walk to one 5 minutes away from my house and get it.
User avatar #71 to #70 - bknob ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Ohh, that makes sense. I live nowhere near one, its usually way too long of a drive to go to one in my city from where I live.
User avatar #81 to #63 - linktheherooftime (04/09/2013) [-]
What's Canadian Tire money?
User avatar #82 to #81 - bknob ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Theres a department store in Canada calle d"Canadian tire". Whenever you buy stuff from their you get fake money, sorta looks like monopoly money. You can get anywhere between 5 cents to 2 dollars depending on how much you spend. You can use this money to buy anything in the store in the future.
User avatar #8 to #3 - localcatbarber (04/08/2013) [-]
Tire money?
User avatar #10 to #8 - nyawgga (04/08/2013) [-]
It's a big department store company. Google it
User avatar #12 to #3 - mygreetings (04/08/2013) [-]
How was the hand job?
#42 to #3 - ParadiseTroll (04/08/2013) [-]
True North strong and free motheruckers.
#7 to #3 - lolwatthe ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Be proud.
Be proud.
#68 to #3 - lightninghedgehog (04/08/2013) [-]
Canadians are weird.
Canadians are weird.
User avatar #89 to #68 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Wasn't Edd n Eddy a Canadian show?
User avatar #6 - ScottP (04/08/2013) [-]
X-Wing @Aliciousness

Nevada State...Penitentiary
User avatar #90 to #6 - derrickrose **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
L'Carpatron Dookmarriot
User avatar #112 to #6 - slimtotheshady (04/09/2013) [-]
OZMATAZ BUCKSHANK. FLURIDA UNIVERSITY


dan smith. byu
User avatar #20 to #6 - magikarpforlife (04/08/2013) [-]
but torque [construction noise] lewith is from nevada state penitentiary
#9 to #6 - mikeoxlong (04/08/2013) [-]
TJ AJ RJ Backslashinfourth V
#18 - takedatsociety (04/08/2013) [-]
At first I was like "That's stupid, who would do that?" But know I'm thinking "I could do a lot with 5000 microsoft points"
#75 - zombielovez (04/09/2013) [-]
i loved this one
#50 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
You people obviously do not realize how much 5000 Microsoft points is...
#14 - memustardo (04/08/2013) [-]
OMG DIEING :L
CRYING OMFG IM SO DONE XD
SODONEOMFGCRYING
User avatar #108 to #14 - coolioplasm (04/09/2013) [-]
Why do I get the feeling he was actually laughing?
User avatar #118 to #14 - pixmantle (04/09/2013) [-]
That was so funny, I chuckled moderately.
#16 to #14 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
This isn't tumblr :I
User avatar #40 to #16 - iwebby (04/08/2013) [-]
And you're not godly.
#53 - gardenmanly (04/08/2013) [-]
Every time I read people's comments like "OMFG DYING, LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW, I CANT, I CANT" I always feel like I'm missing out on life a little bit because I never laugh that hard at anything on the internet   
   
   
   
Then I remember, those people are faggots
Every time I read people's comments like "OMFG DYING, LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW, I CANT, I CANT" I always feel like I'm missing out on life a little bit because I never laugh that hard at anything on the internet



Then I remember, those people are faggots
User avatar #123 to #53 - hydraetis (04/09/2013) [-]
Go watch some Whose Line is it Anyway?

whoselineonline.org

If that doesn't cause pain from laughter for you, I don't know what will.
#61 to #53 - schneidend (04/08/2013) [-]
> Is dead inside
> Everybody else is a faggot, somehow
#91 to #61 - gardenmanly (04/09/2013) [-]
I only insult them because I am envious of their happiness
#101 to #91 - atma (04/09/2013) [-]
the first step is to stop comparing your life to everybody else's
i've been working on that step for a while
#102 to #101 - gardenmanly (04/09/2013) [-]
You are correct, everyone is an individual. And I am a perfectly happy person with what I like to think is a positive outlook on life! but I still wish I could laugh out loud in hysterics at something that I found funny, instead of just blowing a little extra air out of my nose
#104 to #102 - atma (04/09/2013) [-]
To provide some advice, the internet only gives me a real good laugh after I've gone out and seen a movie with my friends, or something that got me pretty pumped up -- then I come back home late and in a good mood, and unwind on FJ or whatever.
On weekends when I don't even leave the house, I find enjoyment in FJ, it gives me something to do, but I don't get the same laugh-out-loud situations.

I'm glad that you're a happy person, though! :D
here's more inanimate things with faces
#105 to #104 - gardenmanly (04/09/2013) [-]
I have noticed that everything on funnyjunk is a little bit funnier after I've had a particularly good day! Thank you for the advice!

I'm running out of these inanimate things with faces
#109 to #105 - atma (04/09/2013) [-]
haha it looks like a duck

I could go all day.
#113 to #109 - gardenmanly (04/09/2013) [-]
Your collection is impressive! Sadly, this is the last of mine, but it is one of my favorites!
#114 to #113 - atma (04/09/2013) [-]
grumpy cookie is the only one who truly understands sad banana's plight
User avatar #43 - capslockrage (04/08/2013) [-]
HAHAHA ******* IDIOT YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY 5000!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
#59 - foelkera ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
"You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!"
"You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!"
#100 - djequalizee (04/09/2013) [-]
I have a whole folder full of my omegle shenanigans
#64 - triggathepirate (04/08/2013) [-]
Time to post omegle chats?!
#54 - falloutreaper ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
I feel like sharing....
#78 to #54 - pulluspardus (04/09/2013) [-]
Aw Yis , I love me some Lovecraft.
Enlarge, Fellow Fhataggot of R'lyeh.
#80 to #54 - pulluspardus (04/09/2013) [-]
I just tried it and....
Greek mythology ? O_o;
User avatar #29 - mrfourtysevenman (04/08/2013) [-]
looking for a country to nuke america
will offer 16 north korean dorras
User avatar #52 to #29 - stupidffff (04/08/2013) [-]
Will do it for free.
User avatar #27 - allanenraged (04/08/2013) [-]
I lost it at 6"
#28 to #27 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #74 to #28 - mondominiman (04/09/2013) [-]
It's obviously a kid over compensating
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