If only america thought this way. sorry for possible re-post, thought it was way too funny not to be shared!. dill'' Ytte HEW are here, You\ I can guys like you america


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - ShadeElement (04/08/2013) [-]
Most of America DOES think that way.
We just have the same problem every one else in the world has;
Our dumbest people yell the loudest.
#9 to #1 - vaskaduzea (04/08/2013) [-]
who cares?
#203 to #1 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
so they're now dumb because they believe in a certain thing that you or others don't?
User avatar #240 to #203 - auquaman (04/08/2013) [-]
lol you're doing what he just did
User avatar #205 to #1 - rieskimo (04/08/2013) [-]
I know that this is said by a lot of people, but I don't know who those people are.

Thank god somebody gets it!

I've been yelling frothing at the mouth telling my clueless friends and family why they're all so smart that they're dumbasses. "I don't vote because I never have anybody to vote for" well that's because you start voting when it least matters start voting local more and you along with your respective community can have a half-way worthwhile representative.
User avatar #3 to #1 - pappathethird (04/08/2013) [-]
Exactly. I think everyone should try having a gay couple in their house.

Like a hot lesbian couple for instance
User avatar #10 to #3 - wesselite (04/08/2013) [-]
go to the **** area, you can drool there.
#14 to #1 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
No that is absolutely not true. If most people thought that way this wouldn't even be an issue. For example, when North Carolina voted to ban gay marriage in the constitution 70% voted for it.

Seriously do not downplay this because it is a very real problem. You can't just say "it's just the extremists!" every time something comes up. If you were effected by it I guarantee you wouldn't be saying the same thing.
User avatar #16 to #14 - ShadeElement (04/08/2013) [-]
Let me explain a little bit about how current democracy works, since you don't seem to grasp the actual mechanics of it.

Democracy only works for people who actually vote.
The vast majority of Americans- the reasonably intelligent, rational, "normal" citizens- don't vote. They just don't care enough too.
The majority of people who DO vote are extremists. The "Dumb people who yell the loudest" I mentioned in my previous post.

Allow me to illustrate my point.

Ever wonder why, ever presidential election, America is left choosing between two candidates who represent the furthest left, or right, of their respective parties? Why there's never a moderate candidate?
That's because political analysts know that if you run a moderate candidate, those dumb fanatical crazies in your party won't vote for him/her because your candidate isn't as idiotically fanatical as they are. "That sum'bitch ain't 'Merican enough".
Where as if you run an extremist, you'll still capture the majority of your party's vote by default, and still capture the fanatics who are gonna go make a bunch of noise on behalf of your cause.

This is basic poli-sci **** here, son.

Which is why, in a world with really big problems (like Nuclear Annihilation, World Hunger, AIDS, and Global Economic Collapse) we have presidents dedicating huge amounts of energy to little **** like domestic gun laws and gay marriage.
Because normal people care about the big problems, but don't vote nearly as much as the retards who get their panties in a twist over more personal issues.
And the only thing politicians care about is votes.
User avatar #18 to #16 - thephantur (04/08/2013) [-]
Agreed. Was it less than 40% of our population votes?
User avatar #19 to #18 - ShadeElement (04/08/2013) [-]
even less
User avatar #21 to #16 - benjaminbutton (04/08/2013) [-]
I completely agree with you. My friends are always like "why don't you vote" and I always respond with they same answer, because there isn't any balance in the American government. I'm left with choosing between two fools, and this leaves me with the option of not siding and taking my right not to vote.
User avatar #25 to #21 - ShadeElement (04/08/2013) [-]
If you are really tired of choosing between the Lesser of Two Evils,
might I politely suggest you vote MORE instead of not voting at all.

The trick is to vote when ti matters- early.
Presidential elections are so big that individual votes mean little.
Its the primaries that really matter.
If more people, normal reasonable people, voted in the primaries, we could cull out the crazies.

Can you imagine an election year full of moderate candidates debating issues that actually matter?
User avatar #26 to #25 - benjaminbutton (04/08/2013) [-]
In America, no, no I could not. The problem is just what you said. The crazies yell much, much too loud for me not even to waste my time. They barter for neither reason nor justification. And I think they are a little more prevalent than you aforementioned statement. Call me irresponsible, but I'm in the works of writing a book to allow myself to detach from the world. Perhaps because my rational inhibits me from seeing hope between two clamoring imbeciles that I have given up my attempts at "changing the world." Sure it isn't honorable or maybe even reasonable to do nothing, but I hate humans and our species. They are riddled with problems that shouldn't be problems, like you mentioned. I'm just tired of it all, and just want to enjoy life. No more arguing, no more pains.

On another note, being an nihilistic atheist doesn't help my situation. There's nothing for me, so I figured the more I dwell on human nature, the less happy I will be.
User avatar #71 to #21 - zorororonoa (04/08/2013) [-]
Although I agree that many times two fools are the main result, that is no excuse for not voting. If you vote for a moderate candidate, it may not change anything, but not voting definitely won't change anything. I like to have this mindset when it comes to elections, those who didn't vote, don't get to complain about who wins, because they didn't try to change anything.
User avatar #154 to #71 - benjaminbutton (04/08/2013) [-]
Indeed I agree with you. I shouldn't have the right to complain. However, I am under the idea that America needs to rewrite it's constitution and form a new way of proceeding with governmental affairs. The ones the founding fathers made are certainly grand, and holds the basic foundations of where we should be, no doubt keeping the important ideas in tact (our freedoms and equality for example) but there's a lot that should be indisputable givens like the aforementioned gay marriage (overhyped, but a good example) and marijuana (again, same thing).

All that aside, inb4 "Why don't you leave America?"

Because I simply don't have the means of living in another country at the moment. Remaining in the US is my best option

And all that aside, read my comment two below this one, starting with "In America..."
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User avatar #94 to #16 - Mortspear (04/08/2013) [-]
Sounds like a ****** excuse on why things never go the way you want them to. "The smart people don't vote because they don't care."
#113 to #94 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Except that is how it is happening.
User avatar #115 to #113 - Mortspear (04/08/2013) [-]
Don't you think if the "smart" people were truly smart, they would know the impact voting can have and would care enough to vote?
User avatar #270 to #115 - ShadeElement (04/09/2013) [-]
I never said "smart".

I said "reasonably intelligent" and "normal".
#254 to #115 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Its not so much that they don't care, its that they are so disillusioned with the entire situation that many of them simply have given up. At first they do vote, but after years and years of choosing between two ****** candidates arguing over tiny things that are fairly simple they just get burned out. They have put so much time and effort into staying informed they just can't do it anymore b/c all their work has achieved so little. All the while the dumb people simply show up and vote they just know that Dems are "Commie pussies trying to take the guns" or that Reps are "Greed, racists that only care about themselves." so voting for them takes no effort.
#144 to #1 - skinless (04/08/2013) [-]
damn i got to use that   
dumbest people yell the loudest
damn i got to use that

dumbest people yell the loudest
User avatar #106 - vivapinatapro (04/08/2013) [-]
Red is an American character played by an American actor, on an American show about a time in America. Are you retarded?
User avatar #202 to #106 - retributionthepimp (04/08/2013) [-]
I think what he's saying is that why doesn't the homophobic side of america think this way...
User avatar #207 to #202 - vivapinatapro (04/08/2013) [-]
I know, bro. Through the powers of deduction I understood the joke. If you are familiar with the character Red, you'd understand my joke. In that, America, very much, does think the way Red does.
User avatar #211 to #207 - retributionthepimp (04/08/2013) [-]
I think I understand what you're trying to say. My apologies, have a nice day.
User avatar #213 to #211 - vivapinatapro (04/08/2013) [-]
No need to apologize. Enjoy your day as well.
#246 to #207 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
The problem with this is that 5 minutes later in the episode he realizes they are actually gay, not just roomates. Then he kicks them out for it, but uses the excuse that they like the wrong sports team.
#244 to #202 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Then they wouldn't be homophobic....
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User avatar #160 to #158 - detectivejewfro (04/08/2013) [-]
girls have opinions?
User avatar #182 to #160 - misticalz ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
"Why don't I have a girlfriend?"
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User avatar #118 to #106 - mads (04/08/2013) [-]
The doctor is English character, played by an English actor, on a English show, made by English people,written by English people. Doesn't mean all English people can travel through time and owns a TARDIS.

I think you missed the meaning of the post.
User avatar #133 to #118 - kito (04/08/2013) [-]
The Doctor is a Gallifreian character.
User avatar #135 to #133 - mads (04/08/2013) [-]
Touché. But he has an English accent so this reincarnation of him is.
User avatar #141 to #135 - kito (04/08/2013) [-]
Ish, Red is, as a character, an American. The Doctor isn't even human and I dont think he can be english since he was banished by Queen Victoria and probably wouldnt go for citizenship.
User avatar #143 to #141 - mads (04/08/2013) [-]
But he arrived both years before and years after actually meeting her. So he is and always will be. And ok then change the character to Sherlock Holmes, and change what everyone has to massive detective skills, inhuman genius and idetic memory. Same rules apply.
#151 to #143 - kito (04/08/2013) [-]
I cant remember who exactly, but they mentioned he was knighted and banished on the same day. Holmes works better than the Doctor.
User avatar #155 to #151 - mads (04/08/2013) [-]
A day isn't a frame of time in the doctors mind. I don't think those laws apply to him
User avatar #157 to #155 - kito (04/08/2013) [-]
It was a human talking to him.
User avatar #161 to #157 - mads (04/08/2013) [-]
But do knighthoods last for all time? And what if he goes back to before he was banished?
User avatar #163 to #161 - kito (04/08/2013) [-]
I can only guess, but he wouldnt be actually a knight before his knighting. Because he wouldnt be a knight then.
User avatar #139 to #135 - ewowo (04/08/2013) [-]
Lots of planets have an England.
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#8 to #7 - felixjarl (04/08/2013) [-]
Where did i even mention lesbians?
User avatar #11 to #8 - goodguygary ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
lesbians must be implied when talking about gays. not even they can escape women
#199 to #4 - assbuttt (04/08/2013) [-]
I will. I love my women.
#223 to #4 - nooneofinterest (04/08/2013) [-]
I remember when I made this
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User avatar #36 to #4 - arandomanon (04/08/2013) [-]
you gonna post that picture every time something gay is related?
#58 to #36 - felixjarl (04/08/2013) [-]
I have had it in my folder for 3 months and i have used it for the 2 first times now
#63 to #58 - arandomanon (04/08/2013) [-]
I've seen it several times I think and since the one time I checked the name and this were yours, I thought the others were also yours
#65 to #63 - felixjarl (04/08/2013) [-]
Weird, i have mot seen it lately.
#67 to #65 - arandomanon (04/08/2013) [-]
I'd have swore I have but now I'm not that sure
#80 to #74 - arandomanon (04/08/2013) [-]
I guess I should stop injecting marijuanas
#84 to #80 - felixjarl (04/08/2013) [-]
Tell me...are you seeing hallucinations. Like weird animals talking?
#86 to #84 - arandomanon (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm seeing this cat asking me " ******* magnets, how do they work?". Is that normal?
#91 to #86 - felixjarl (04/08/2013) [-]
All normal mate, also i think we should talk on the other thread only, it becomes only weird to have 2 discussions going at the same time.
#43 to #4 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
women can be gay
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#146 to #33 - tbagbandit (04/08/2013) [-]
Here ya go good sir
Here ya go good sir
#77 - ryanfitzy (04/08/2013) [-]
"possible re-post"..
User avatar #191 to #77 - comedytrash (04/08/2013) [-]
^ Doesn't get the joke
User avatar #193 to #191 - ryanfitzy (04/08/2013) [-]
I get the joke. Just this picture has only been used 10,000,000 times.
User avatar #198 to #193 - comedytrash (04/08/2013) [-]
Maybe your one funnyjunk two long.
#263 to #198 - ryanfitzy (04/09/2013) [-]
0/10 For that.
#2 - pappathethird (04/08/2013) [-]
I don't care how many times this is posted. It always brings a smile to my face
I don't care how many times this is posted. It always brings a smile to my face
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#228 to #204 - triggathepirate (04/08/2013) [-]
Cleopatra had a make shift vibrator.   
There was a glass oblong shaped vial filled with honeybee carcasses inside it in her tomb.
Cleopatra had a make shift vibrator.
There was a glass oblong shaped vial filled with honeybee carcasses inside it in her tomb.
#233 to #228 - tropicalbonerfish (04/08/2013) [-]
Hey she needed something to have fun with while her spirit traveled down the nile
User avatar #273 to #228 - gongthehawkeye (04/10/2013) [-]
How'd they even know it was a vibrator?
#17 - senorfrog (04/08/2013) [-]
Well those two guys aren't in everybody's face about it, sex orientation should be like favorite color, but don't be a dick at shout at everyone your favorite color.

pic related, it is my un-birthday.
#134 to #17 - awesomenessproduct (04/08/2013) [-]
happy un-birthday
User avatar #29 to #17 - jakefenris (04/08/2013) [-]
Because straight couples don't?
User avatar #31 to #29 - senorfrog (04/08/2013) [-]
My words weren't just for gays/lesbian.
User avatar #34 to #31 - jakefenris (04/08/2013) [-]
My apologies, I assumed your comment was only directed at lgbt couples.
User avatar #35 to #34 - senorfrog (04/08/2013) [-]
Tis cool
#41 - dishesaredone (04/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#20 - taylordurden ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
I have a question that bothers me since ever
is a gay relationship (between men) really easier or is there the same **** you have with a girl?
#42 to #20 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
I once dated a guy that suddenly realised he was transsexual near the end of our relationship, and said he wanted me to start calling him 'her', and he was having dreams about being sexed as a woman.

Both genders have their weird ones.
User avatar #28 to #20 - jakefenris (04/08/2013) [-]
Everyone fights occasionally, and the belief that men can read minds is not limited to women.
#22 to #20 - tyraxio (04/08/2013) [-]
What **** ? I mean, if you get a good girlfriend the only **** there will be are pre- and menstruations. Happens to lesbians, but doesn't to gay men. I mean, all relationships has fallouts, if that's what you mean.
#23 to #22 - taylordurden ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
dude did you ever have a girlfriend?
User avatar #27 to #23 - oosulley (04/08/2013) [-]
There are two periods of pissed of for women.

Before their period and after their period.

Oh yeah, and during their period.
User avatar #76 to #27 - pwoneill (04/08/2013) [-]
.... so all the time then?
#32 to #23 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
In the top comments it looked like you were talking to yourself...
#24 to #23 - tyraxio (04/08/2013) [-]
Did. Except from the crappy way she ended our relationship and the mediocre sex, we were like best friends with cherry on top.
User avatar #247 to #24 - imyourbbc (04/08/2013) [-]
No chocolate syrup?
#256 to #247 - tyraxio (04/08/2013) [-]
Loads of chocolate syrup. Giggity.
User avatar #272 to #256 - imyourbbc (04/09/2013) [-]
My thoughts precisely, Comrade.
#50 to #20 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Depends on the girl.... most bitches be crazy though.
#225 to #50 - maxsexington (04/08/2013) [-]
why u get red thumbs?
#12 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
nah totaly not a retoast! only seen it like 10 times on front page...
User avatar #44 - niggernazi (04/08/2013) [-]
isn't gay marriage legal in the majority of the united states?
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#48 to #44 - pedobearson ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
No. It is in a few states, but not anywhere near the majority.
#242 - evilpotato (04/08/2013) [-]
If Americans treated gays like Red did, then they'd all be kicked out. If op wasn't such a huge faggot and finished the episode you'd see Red realize they're gay.
#248 to #242 - gojirafan (04/08/2013) [-]
He probably watched the entire episode but thought "Hey, this little scene was pretty funny" and then posted it like the 9000 other people who thought the same thing.
He probably watched the entire episode but thought "Hey, this little scene was pretty funny" and then posted it like the 9000 other people who thought the same thing.
#46 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
oh look another atheist post. 0/10 OP. your trolling is neither original or funny

and to the other atheists here: if you're so sure of evolution/determinism then kill yourself. life is meaningless right?
User avatar #97 to #46 - thelordofbutthurt (04/08/2013) [-]
And this here is what we call a "Dumb Ass"
You have no Idea what you're talking about you anonymous faggot. Don't go posting comments if you aren't going to defend what you say.
AND PLEASE post something that's ******* relevant because this post has NOTHING to do with Atheism... in the least you ******* cockmunching idiot.

And Furthermore You probably have no arguments to defend your deistic views... gtfo or log the **** in so you can actually debate this instead of being an anon faggot.
#99 to #97 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
your name is very appropriate sir.
#98 to #97 - thelordofbutthurt (04/08/2013) [-]
Btw you should listen to what Penn Jilette tells you to do Anon.
Btw you should listen to what Penn Jilette tells you to do Anon.
#100 to #98 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
one of your atheist idols? pitiful
User avatar #101 to #100 - thelordofbutthurt (04/08/2013) [-]
Penn Jilette is an avid atheist yes. Why is it pitiful though?
#103 to #101 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
his arguments for atheism are so unsophisticated. at least pick a smarter atheist to idolize
User avatar #108 to #103 - thelordofbutthurt (04/08/2013) [-]
I don't idolize anybody Anon...
and I couldn't comment on his arguments for atheism because I've never taken the time to look up his arguments or read his books.
IF you want to talk about Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Stephen Fry, Vilmer Kando, or Lester Cosmute. Then I'm down.

#112 to #108 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Richard Dawkins and Stephen Fry are very poor philosophers(i use that term extremely lightly) so their arguments aren't even worth discussing.

none of Hitchens were original
User avatar #125 to #112 - thelordofbutthurt (04/08/2013) [-]
You're ridiculous Richard Dawkins isn't a philosopher and doesn't consider himself as such. He's a Biologist who defends the views of Atheism within the scientific spectrum of evolution and only references QUOTES from Atheist philosopher.

Stephen Fry is a Comedian first and an Atheist second. Not a philosopher.

Chris Hitchens IS a philosopher and has an incredible number of avid arguments.
#130 to #125 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Dawkins and fry have referred to themselves as philosophers before. they're obviously not professional philosophers.

Hitchens wasnt a professional philosopher either, just a writer and a public speaker
User avatar #55 to #46 - zorororonoa (04/08/2013) [-]
This wasn't an atheist post you dumb **** , this was a funny quote from a tv show
#59 to #55 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
its supporting gay rights which is usually associated with atheism. whatever
User avatar #64 to #59 - zorororonoa (04/08/2013) [-]
Its neither supporting nor condemning gay rights. It is taking an issue that many people are butthurt over no pun intended and making something funny that every one can enjoy
User avatar #87 to #59 - fosforgasxiii (04/08/2013) [-]
Yes, because only atheists support gay-rights. Everyone knows that all religious people want homosexuals to burn in hell.
#93 to #87 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
you're talking to a religious person. i support most gay rights, but not gay marriage or adoption.

sue me
User avatar #186 to #93 - rosietheamazon (04/08/2013) [-]
then you don't support gay rights. civil rights are non-selective.
#72 to #68 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
#75 to #72 - gilfhunter (04/08/2013) [-]
#79 to #75 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
the atheiemos will just come to my profile and thumb all my comments down.
#81 to #79 - gilfhunter (04/08/2013) [-]
Should have though of that before being such an incredible douche.
#49 to #46 - pedobearson ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm fairly sure you're not even Christian.
#51 to #49 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
when the **** did i ever say that i'm a Christian. I'm a deist, you moron
#52 to #51 - pedobearson ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Well, the majority of trolls pretend to be Christian, but if I was wrong, then I apologize.
#69 to #52 - gilfhunter (04/08/2013) [-]
Doesn't detract from the fact that he is an incredible douche
User avatar #165 to #46 - carnagejc (04/08/2013) [-]
You clearly don't understand either or more likely are a successful troll.

0/10 and 6/10 respectively.
#168 to #165 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
can you please explain how i was trolling? i got mad because i'm sick of seeing atheists posts and posts advocating gay marriage
User avatar #175 to #46 - sirbutterballs (04/08/2013) [-]
How are gay rights atheist related? There are plenty of religious people who support 'em. And there are plenty of atheist who don't support 'em. Just go **** yourself anon you dumb cunt ******** ****
#179 to #175 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Fine. they're not related. i made a mistake.

happy now?
#105 to #46 - unclemagic (04/08/2013) [-]
You mock the theory of evolution.

yet where is your proof that god exists.
#110 to #105 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
what kind of proof are you looking for? God can't be proved by science because He's non-physical, but His existence can be demonstrated through logical deduction
User avatar #117 to #110 - unclemagic (04/08/2013) [-]
Logial education that has been corrupted for thousands of years.

religion is just an excuse to get peoples money. did you know that in medieval times people could "buy" their way into heaven.
#119 to #117 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
i said logical deduction do you even know what that is?
User avatar #129 to #119 - unclemagic (04/08/2013) [-]
Yes you are right i misread that. This dosent change the fact that "god" apparently needs money.
#131 to #129 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
that has no bearing on the probability of God's existence
User avatar #138 to #131 - unclemagic (04/08/2013) [-]
O but it does...

If he does exist and is non physical then why do i have to give him money if he cant use it.
And if he does not exist then why do people still give him money.

this shows that the "church" is just using the frightened minds of the lower classes to strengthen itself.
#140 to #138 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
you can't possibly say "churches ask for money, therefore God doesnt exist" thats not a logical argument
User avatar #150 to #140 - unclemagic (04/08/2013) [-]
Not once did i say that.
all i said was that if god is real then why does he need money.
he dosent need the money because he is in your so called heaven. So tell me Mr. anonymous,

Why does this "god" of yours need so much money and where does it go.
#156 to #150 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Nobody is saying that God himself needs money. churches ask for money so they can spread the word of God
User avatar #167 to #156 - unclemagic (04/08/2013) [-]
churches have gotten thousands of dollars and where does all that money go.

I'll tell u where. in the pockets of the rich higher ups taking advantage of the lower classes.

If u think that the church is not wrong then think of this.
During the medieval times the church allowed people to "pay" to get into heaven. Explain that.
#174 to #167 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
people were deceived by other people to pay to go to heaven....

how does that disprove God?
User avatar #188 to #174 - unclemagic (04/08/2013) [-]
The people that deceived were the ones preaching about god. aka the church.
#189 to #188 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
that's not God's fault. people chose to do that
#96 to #90 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
yes because everyone who disagrees with you is a troll

1/10 made me respond
#142 to #46 - mooderp (04/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #217 - LocoJoe (04/08/2013) [-]

Now for the complete opposite.
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