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My fucking sides

I lost my **** at Billy Mays

File: -( Mla, 2592x1944, , jpg)
Greentext stories
ssee a bat of cookie dough in the fridge
staite sample
***** SC) good
read en the mixer saying " NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH"
************* _ jpg
seat several spoonfuls of cookie dough
***** was SC) cash
Later
skiddly ofthe night sleeping
swage up due to a bad smell
s" my butt cheeks feel wet"
seben mixers
sthere was liquid **** seeping out of my asshole
spoodle of **** en my bed
groans
seh ****
Hush to bathromm
sait en the toilet
sits like a means except fer lava. it' s liquid ****
schuld be verse
aliquid **** replace by chuck ****
groans mere
sthe **** gets harder and harder
sthe stench was awful
smy butt cheeks was slapping tegether SC) my ass was bruised
sit stops
smalls en the :) or
grumbles again
scan' t **** in the toilet because there is not enough reem
sget in the bathtub
***** my ******* brains out
sit hurts SC) bad I start to cry
saying while pushing out a colossal turd out of my asshole
steeps again
sback is covered with pee
smalls en the :) or
sagest of Billy Mays/ s head peeps out of my asshole
BBUT WAIT THERE' S MORE
whit starts blasting out of asshole like twe grizzley bears tearing my ass apart
weer is complete brown in ****
pearents semes downstairs. hearing crying and moaning in the bathromm
shear my dad say "WHAT THE **** IS THAT SMELL"
she notices **** escaping hem the beatem ofthe deer
s" ANON WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING IN THERE"
she busts dawn the deer
she gets completely spray paint with ****
smom remits
start to cry again
Never eating cookie dough again
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#1 - connorjay (04/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Part 2...
#12 - thelordofbutthurt (04/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Heres the whole thing.

I GIMP'd it together the best I could
#65 - sirbrentcoe (04/08/2013) [-]
butt cheeks was slapping together so rapidly my ass was bruised...
butt cheeks was slapping together so rapidly my ass was bruised...
#16 - TheHolyCaptain (04/08/2013) [-]
I fully expected him to go get more cookie dough.
#56 - dasbaum (04/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'll leave this here...
#21 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
#76 - pockettacos (04/08/2013) [-]
>BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE   
I actually fell off of my chair laughing so hard.   
That was beautiful.
>BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
I actually fell off of my chair laughing so hard.
That was beautiful.
#78 - sanguinesolitude (04/08/2013) [-]
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ooh gif is related
#45 - sicksilo (04/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#42 - billygoddamnmays (04/08/2013) [-]
i remember this **** , and that **** , and that **** ... i think it was a buy one get one offer.
#14 - acksl ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Your 						*******					 description
Your ******* description
#13 - suchtino (04/08/2013) [-]
yfw
#10 - thelordofbutthurt (04/08/2013) [-]
I've never laughed so much at something from the internet    
the entire thread posted below made it better hahaha.... I'll piece them together for you hahhaa
I've never laughed so much at something from the internet
the entire thread posted below made it better hahaha.... I'll piece them together for you hahhaa
#86 - kingoftheassholes (04/08/2013) [-]
"Can't **** in the toilet because there is not enough room"

If only there were a button or lever on the toilet that would magically whisk the current contents, allowing multiple uses out of a single toilet.
#82 - alreadyexiststho (04/08/2013) [-]
I eat raw cookie dough all the time and it has never made me sick.
I eat raw cookie dough all the time and it has never made me sick.
#63 - Wumbologist (04/08/2013) [-]
"my butt cheeks was slapping together so rapidly my ass was bruised"
"my butt cheeks was slapping together so rapidly my ass was bruised"
#41 - zekeon ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
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