No disappointments ever. . ity: i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don' t g
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No disappointments ever

ity:
i wanna audition for all the ugly
roles in movies because if you get
the part youre in a movie which is
cool but if you don' t get the part it
means that you’ re not ugly
enough for it which is also cool
nothing We ever heard was as
positive as this post
True Rll@ ltot at ,,
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#12 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
"You're overqualified"

" **** ."
User avatar #2 - baregrizzlybear (04/07/2013) [-]
"I'm sorry, but you are too ugly."
User avatar #94 to #2 - saimaster (04/08/2013) [-]
My life in a nutshell.
User avatar #90 to #53 - mooghens (04/08/2013) [-]
"Pepsi is kill"

"no"
User avatar #67 to #53 - ambsie (04/08/2013) [-]
I have a friend who swore that pepsi backwards is Obama is dead (O isded)
User avatar #81 to #67 - TommyV (04/08/2013) [-]
You bring shame to the dark blueness.
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#86 to #81 - tophatcigar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #89 to #86 - SHAMU (04/08/2013) [-]
The older the account the darker the name
#76 to #67 - notstill (04/08/2013) [-]
Because the letter O automatically means Obama.

Has your friend recently ingested battery acid or hung out near vats of toxic waste?
#92 to #76 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
I think he means the O looks like Obama's change thingy, that would make more sense
User avatar #97 to #92 - bitchplzzz (04/08/2013) [-]
... hmm... ... now I feel dumb
User avatar #93 to #92 - notstill (04/08/2013) [-]
Well slap my ass and sue the person that did so for sexual harassment which leaves his children alone since his wife killed herself years before.
#73 to #67 - tippidyt (04/08/2013) [-]
That friend is kind of special, isn't he?
That friend is kind of special, isn't he?
User avatar #82 to #67 - huskycreeper (04/08/2013) [-]
I thought it was funny cause your friend is such an idiot!
User avatar #91 to #53 - rieskimo (04/08/2013) [-]
Wow, you kids are going crazy on my poor attempt at a joke.
User avatar #96 to #91 - bladebites (04/08/2013) [-]
I want you to know that I just typed a really stupid reply because I thought you only had like -3 thumbs and were complaining.
I want you to know that I am sorry, because I read it over and it sounds really stupid.
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#88 to #2 - agonix (04/08/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#5 - Lewx (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah...   
Or you don't get the role because you're both ugly and talentless.   
I'm not a very positive person.
Yeah...
Or you don't get the role because you're both ugly and talentless.
I'm not a very positive person.
#21 to #5 - nyawgga (04/08/2013) [-]
Stop being such a downer, LOki.
#34 to #25 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Party pooper..... Party pooper............
Nail: Lord Gur-
Guru: WHY ARE YOU STILL HEEEERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
User avatar #7 - diddymonster (04/07/2013) [-]
Whenever the comedian Peter Cook went to watch his favorite football/soccer team play he would bet on the opposite team so if his team won he was happy and if they lost he won his bet so he would still be happy
#54 to #7 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
haha I always do the same thing.



I should Marry Peter Cook
User avatar #55 to #54 - diddymonster (04/08/2013) [-]
necrophiliac
#60 to #7 - unholyjebus (04/08/2013) [-]
I looked it up and found out he was a Tottenham supporter. As an Arsenal supporter I hope he became a very rich man.
#8 to #7 - userusernameexists (04/07/2013) [-]
flawless logic, what if it's a tie?
#20 to #8 - mrstalin (04/08/2013) [-]
His team didn't lose, so it's not as bad. May not be a win, but it's not like they got demolished.
His team didn't lose, so it's not as bad. May not be a win, but it's not like they got demolished.
#65 to #20 - unholyjebus (04/08/2013) [-]
>Guy supports Tottenham FC
>Never got demolished
lol
User avatar #37 - neroblack (04/08/2013) [-]
or maybe you were so ugly that everyone died and you never got the role


the end
#39 - meepmerppicklederp (04/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, but what if they didn't hire you because your acting was terrible?
Yeah, but what if they didn't hire you because your acting was terrible?
User avatar #49 to #39 - nuuuuuuuuu (04/08/2013) [-]
about 10% of the time will you get a role in a tv show or movie for your acting. Usually they'll look at your credentials and if you have something of what they are looking for you'll have a higher chance. Source: my knowledge of a foreign language was essential for one of my roles.
#57 to #49 - heyguyth (04/08/2013) [-]
What role?
User avatar #62 to #57 - nuuuuuuuuu (04/08/2013) [-]
The role of vladmir in the short indie film "the package"
#6 - gentlemancole (04/07/2013) [-]
you're too good looking
User avatar #87 to #6 - icameheretotroll (04/08/2013) [-]
press enter 5 times
#1 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
what if they say "you are a terrible actor"?
#9 to #1 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
then you may get the lead
User avatar #4 to #1 - secretdestroyers (04/07/2013) [-]
Never stopped Rob Schneider!
User avatar #46 - rel (04/08/2013) [-]
Or you're too ugly. Just saying.
#13 - swiftcashew (04/07/2013) [-]
Squidward never has that problem
Squidward never has that problem
#23 to #13 - critique (04/08/2013) [-]
He never gets the part though.   
   
He tells himself that everybody is intimidated by him because he is more attractive than them.
He never gets the part though.

He tells himself that everybody is intimidated by him because he is more attractive than them.

#11 - davvi (04/07/2013) [-]
optimism is the way to live!
optimism is the way to live!
#85 to #11 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
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#27 - Cleavland Steamer (04/08/2013) [-]
Well just look at Zach Galifianakis. Sometimes, in comedy, being ugly is an advantage because it just makes your character all the more funny.
User avatar #42 to #27 - neonnurse (04/08/2013) [-]
No, being fat is what makes you funny. Look at Jonah Hill he was funny when he was fat then he got skinny and was about as funny as a sack of dead batteries.
Except in 21 Jump Street, I'll give him that
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#70 - shodaihokage (04/08/2013) [-]
<--- That moment when they hire you
#3 - europe (04/07/2013) [-]
Yes, because zombies in movies actually look no different in real life. It's not as if they often make people uglier to fit the role.
#68 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (04/08/2013) [-]
man proves a good point
#24 - nanapopo (04/08/2013) [-]
or you just can't act in addition to being ugly
#50 - pennyglitch (04/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #43 - josieabby (04/08/2013) [-]
1. That was one long ass sentence.
2. Many of my favorite actors do not fit the "traditionally" good looking mold. My sister told me that Steve Buscemi was ugly. I don't think he is, but that's not the point. I love that talented ****** !
User avatar #63 to #43 - azraelthemage (04/08/2013) [-]
Most great actors have average looks to be honest.
User avatar #66 to #63 - josieabby (04/08/2013) [-]
I fully agree with you. I think it makes them more relatable. Nothing against the "pretty" people. There are some fantastic handsome/beautiful actors. As long as they can act and not just cast to be eye candy, I'm all for it.
#40 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
i never want to ask an ugly girl on a date

if she says yes, you are stuck with an ugly girl who you dont even like

if she says no, that makes you look bad and you just got rejected by an ugly chick


keep negative.
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