Dogs make the best support.. . mans: "trollol STILL HIT YOUR BALLS. He just found out his mother was run over by an alcohol.... cats in the crad
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User avatar #12 - thisbepi (04/08/2013) [-]
He just found out his mother was run over by an alcohol....
User avatar #24 to #14 - darksideofthebeast (04/08/2013) [-]
That gif ****** logic.
#15 - gevaudan (04/08/2013) [-]
Cats on the other hand:
#16 - DJKitty (04/08/2013) [-]
She took those too..
User avatar #8 - cheeselol (04/07/2013) [-]
had 2 cocker spaniels, a 9 year old one called jake and a 2 year old called tula.

my mum took jake to the vet today because he was ill, and he had to be put down. when i found out via phonecall i looked out the window to see tula chewing on plastic plates.

when my mum got home i hugged her and talked about it and she said that when she brought jakes corpse home to show tula that he was gone, she just kept nuzzling him to try and make him play with her and didnt understand why he didnt get up.

i went back to my room thinking how sad that was and how hard it was for a young dog to experience a death.

i then saw tula., happily out in the garden chewing plastic plates again like nothing happened.

just thought it was kinda funny/sad so i shared
#10 to #8 - kanaka (04/08/2013) [-]
now im sad.
User avatar #11 to #8 - iamcraig (04/08/2013) [-]
That is not ******* funny.
#6 - jimandtonic (04/07/2013) [-]
at least bury your sorrows into the two bras on the radiator
User avatar #20 to #18 - xgeneration (04/08/2013) [-]
females in the house?
User avatar #17 - tehbomb (04/08/2013) [-]
******** . Nasus is terrible. All he has is his gayass slow to help the adc get kills.

LoL reference

#22 to #17 - lolwtfme (04/08/2013) [-]
what you did there, i see it
User avatar #25 to #17 - Alchemyst ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Clearly you have not read the Tale of Doomy.
User avatar #26 - doczter (04/11/2013) [-]
1000th like! Aw yiss
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#5 - secretdestroyers (04/07/2013) [-]
I pulled this gas tank from an old Chevy. I wanted to blow it up, so I did. What I didn't think about was all the little bits of metal that were going to fly out in every direction. I almost killed myself. I woke up in this hospital and this doctor was like, "Son..." and I said "Don't call me son, you ******* cunt." And he was like, "You blew off your nut." pause I just lost my nut, like that. I went ******* crazy. I assaulted a nurse or a doctor, I don't really remember. I got arrested. I went to juvee. All I could think about was my ******* nut, man. I'm missing a nut. What am I going to do? I had to go looking for it, right? So I busted out of juvee and I went searching. I couldn't find my nut. Well, there was this one night I was sitting there and I was taking a **** and I was looking at my balls and I was staring at this little piece of flabby sack where my left nut used to be. And then I saw my right nut for the first time. I was like **** MAN, MY NUT! Look I have one, I still have a nut. Right? It's a good nut, it works. God or the ******* devil or whoever the **** it is you know he left me with one good nut. I still have a ******* nut and it works. And my ******* dick works too. pause Okay, you lost your wife. And you lost your mom. I lost my nut.
User avatar #3 - sirfisticuffs (04/07/2013) [-]
That's just what he thinks.
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