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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#9 - sirfisticuffs
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(04/07/2013) [-]
For the paranoid.
User avatar #32 to #9 - jiltist
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Replace 'terrorist' with 'feminist'.
#35 to #32 - PhenomenalPancake
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Finally... someone who understands...
User avatar #151 to #35 - DekuNut
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KENJI, YOUR SO CUTE---aannd back to glasses...
User avatar #155 to #32 - Dap
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There's a difference?
User avatar #98 to #9 - mulletmafia
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gate c-4 may have been more appropriate
#154 to #9 - pickledpee
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#43 to #9 - omegadynasty
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#71 to #9 - drifterfamas
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#24 to #9 - roarflmao
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(04/07/2013) [-]
"super hot girl you saw at gate c-12 who might be a terrorist"
User avatar #33 to #24 - triwolfos
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better do a pat-down to make sure
User avatar #27 - johananas
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Where are the wings?
#31 to #27 - Kaellnx
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**Kaellnx rolled a random image posted in comment #86 at Math time ** is actually a boat
#52 to #27 - firesnake
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#29 to #27 - Einsty
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(04/07/2013) [-]
There are no wings on the rape plane.
#37 to #29 - garagesale **User deleted account**
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User avatar #30 to #29 - idancethefoxtrot
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(04/07/2013) [-]
...so...it never gets off the ground...?
#5 - noket
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there, i fixed it for you
User avatar #13 - howunexpected
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When I came over to the US, I had to sit next to a louder than **** American black woman who was Skyping with like, all of Compton at once.
She yelled at the flight attendant because she couldn't understand the German accent.
I still don't know why there was a ghetto black woman in Germany.
User avatar #82 to #13 - mrgoodlove
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I have a black friend that was born in Germany. His dad was stationed over there so that might explain why she was over there. Going to see her baby daddy.
User avatar #46 to #13 - vatra
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(04/07/2013) [-]
America tried to get rid of her. Sorry for the inconvenience.
#19 - Cleavland Steamer
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(04/07/2013) [-]
in the cockpit
#140 to #19 - ryuryu
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Joke semi-relevant.

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell and crew take you safely to your destination."

Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right - is the captain a woman? I think I better have scotch and soda."

When the attendants came by with drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cockpit."
User avatar #28 - TheHutchie
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You know, I once got a girl's number on a plane. Probably the most alpha moment of my life.

I had bought a cowboy hat, and couldn't fit it in my luggage, so I had to wear it on the plane back home. Cowboy hat gets credit I think.

Anyway, the chick in the seats across the aisle kept glancing over at me in my manly, manly hat. I eventually turn, we exchange smiles, and I say hi. After a while, I made a paper plane, and wrote, "Can I have your number" on it, and launched that ****.

I think that's a pretty cool story.
User avatar #133 to #28 - cadencee
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Yeah, then you throw the plane and it lands on the fat chick next to her.
User avatar #156 to #133 - TheHutchie
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Good call mate. She was with two identical twins. Very fat, and ginger.

They knew who the plane was for.
#109 to #28 - comehonorfacetwice
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This one time I was travelling home on a plane and I had purchased clothing to portray myself as a drag queen in an upcoming play I was acting in. I couldn't fit my drag clothing in my luggage so I had to wear it on the plane.

Anyways, this weirdo got on the plane and sat in the seat across the aisle from me in a frickin cowboy hat. I kept looking at him, because who wears cowboy hats anymore? After a while, he noticed and introduced himself and said hi.

A few minutes later, he threw a paper plane at me with "Can I have your number" written on it. Feeling rather successful in my acting, I gave it to him.

Been fooling him into thinking I'm a girl since then. What a fag.
User avatar #157 to #109 - TheHutchie
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9/10

Only one drawback my good sir. We stopped talking after we worked out that she was older than she looked, and I was younger than I looked. It was awkward.
User avatar #41 to #28 - popkornking
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You should have showed her your luscious blue name
User avatar #45 to #41 - TheHutchie
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Planes aren't meant to hold that much liquid.

If you know what I mean.
#94 to #41 - wooyoungkim
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of course
#3 - felixfj
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well, I just hope I never meet this guy.
well, I just hope I never meet this guy.
User avatar #2 - starblood
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I don't get why in every tv show or movie the airplane is always such a sexual place. Like the guy is trying to bang the flight attendant or some passenger or someone and everyone is always having sex in the bathroom. Are airplanes always so hot?
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#110 to #2 - anon id: d3491118
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And the funny part is, airplane bathrooms are ******* tiny as ****. So people have the most INTIMATE POSSIBLE SEX
User avatar #18 to #2 - walkerjam
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(04/07/2013) [-]
A remnant from the golden aviation era, ending in the 80's.
#48 - lilbigjoker
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**** YOU ******* RECLINER FAGGOT OMG EVERY DAMN PLANE RIDE I ******* SWEAR
**** YOU ******* RECLINER FAGGOT OMG EVERY DAMN PLANE RIDE I ******* SWEAR
User avatar #132 to #48 - drunkasaurus
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and you don't put your seat down? I always do because if I don't I'm just giving the person behind me more room that I have, it doesn't seem fair
#106 - exotic
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Fat guy spilling over into your seat