Well, did I?. All credit to nexivian. Check him out, he's a pretty cool guy. Eh maeks webcomics and does't afraid of anything.. HEIGHT MOSES, . THOSE TEN . I WR
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Well, did I?

All credit to nexivian. Check him out, he's a pretty cool guy. Eh maeks webcomics and does't afraid of anything.

HEIGHT MOSES, .
THOSE TEN .
I WROTE HP. “THOLE SHALT NOT
HILL" = WRITE ONE DOWN.
IT' S A PRETTY BIG DEAL.
WAIT. YOU MEAN IT' S
A TO KILL ABSOLUTELY
ANYONE? WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE
WHO ‘FALL TOUR FOLLOWERS? OF!
PEOPLE WHO SLANDER TOUR
RELIGION? OR EVEN PEOPLE THAT
HOME OF THEM CAN
BE KILLED?
ALEX MD[
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Submitted: 04/06/2013
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#154 - epsilonwolf **User deleted account** (04/07/2013) [-]
#153 - anonymous (04/07/2013) [-]
actually the word "ratsach" in hebrew can mean ****** or kill
with hebrew alot of words only loosely translate to english at best.
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#145 - mrmagnificent (04/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #134 - cowinspace (04/07/2013) [-]
Don't forget that tose commandments were destroyed. The replacement list makes interesting reading.
I. Thou shalt worship no other god.
II. Thou shalt make thee no molten gods.
III. The feast of unleavened bread thou shalt keep.
IV. Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest.
V. Thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year’s end.
VI. Thrice in the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord God.
VII. Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven.
VIII. Neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning.
IX. The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God.
X. Thou shalt not seethe a kid (young goat) in his mother’s milk.

This is the only list in the bible that is refered to as the ten commandments (Exodus 34:28, if you want to look it up).
#131 - Lunchboxman (04/07/2013) [-]
the irony of that insult is that moses stuttered. Makes the insult sting that much more.

"But Moses said to the Lord, "If the Israelites will not listent to me, why would Pharaoh listen to me, since I speak with faltering lips?"

Exodus 4:10-

"Moses said to the Lord,"O Lord, I have never been eloquent,neither in the past nor since you spoke to your servant. I am slow of speech and tongue. "

" Oh Lord, please send someone else to do it."(Ex. 4:13)
User avatar #144 to #131 - Furubatsu (04/07/2013) [-]
Maybe it just means Moses was a bad-public speaker
#130 - wefuiwieubf (04/07/2013) [-]
who ever wrote this is a morron, the proper translation is thou shall not ******
#132 to #130 - veryspecialagent (04/07/2013) [-]
go back into your cave troll
#129 - anonymous (04/07/2013) [-]
u can call a mistranslation but the first thing moses did when he come back with the stones was ordering to every man to slay his brother and his companion in order to purify themselves... yeah... thou shalt not ****** , my ass.
#127 - triggathepirate (04/07/2013) [-]
God's face when
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User avatar #114 - murrlogic (04/07/2013) [-]
God "Dont Kill anyone"

Moses: "Um Why?"

God: "Because **** you that is why"

God must have a massive porn collection up in heaven and hates the thought of sharing.
#113 - Cambro (04/07/2013) [-]
Actually, that translation should be "thou shalt not ****** ," not "thou shalt not kill." ****** implies injustice, killing simply implies ending a life. It is also interesting to note, however, that after Jesus the early Christians (who branched off from the Judaism of the Ten Commandments) were complete pacifists. They never fought and accepted death for their religion but never killed for it. What had changes, you ask?

1. Jesus provided an ethic of love. Judaism only provided an ethic of duty/ law and justice.
2. Probably more importantly and at least more intriguing, Christianity developed the idea of heaven and hell. The Israelites had no such well developed concept, though resurrection was becoming a popular belief among Jews at the time of Christ (for anyone who actually cares, resurrection wasn't even spoken of in the Bible until the book of Daniel, which occurs chronologically near the end of the Old Testament age under the exile enforced by Babylon). To the Jews, this life is where you get your blessings and it is this life that is crucial. Therefore, killing in retributive justice or killing in self defense seemed logical. If you kill someone, they reap no reward for righteousness. The killer, by justice alone, should also be killed so he can gain no forgiveness and blessing. In Christianity, adversely, you gain your reward in the afterlife. There is very little reason to kill and almost no reason to defend yourself against someone who wants to kill you for your religion. Worst case scenario, you end up being in heaven.
TL;DR: Not killing (pacifism) is a Christian idea, not a Jewish idea who instead follow the Ten Commandments and say "Thou Shall Not ****** ."
User avatar #128 to #113 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
one sign to show how much translating aramaic - latin - english really ****** things up
#112 - frankderp (04/07/2013) [-]
"does't afraid of anything." The guys comic artist should be affraid of, are hundreds of miles away, and kill inocents that live nearby them if they happen to be somewhat the same creed as the "artist"
#103 - oliball (04/07/2013) [-]
i come to fj and see blue names wtf is diss
User avatar #109 to #103 - burndt (04/07/2013) [-]
The older your account, the darker blue it is.
#122 to #109 - hydedrummer (04/07/2013) [-]
huh?
User avatar #124 to #122 - burndt (04/07/2013) [-]
When leaving comments, some user's names are blue instead of white. The darker the shade of blue, the longer the user has been here,
#121 to #109 - stuartkillswitch (04/07/2013) [-]
Huh. I wonder how blue mine is.
#151 to #121 - creepyunclebob (04/07/2013) [-]
Looks like you've been here for 2 or 3 years.
User avatar #123 to #121 - burndt (04/07/2013) [-]
light blue-ish. I think it darkens by year, so if I'm correct, yours is a little darker than the lightest of blues.
#110 to #109 - oliball (04/07/2013) [-]
coolio
#95 - ilynchnigs (04/07/2013) [-]
**ilynchnigs rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at This cactus knows no bounds ** one day a year, all crime should be legal
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User avatar #116 to #95 - princeofbrokensoul (04/07/2013) [-]
that would be horrible.
User avatar #106 to #95 - rhiaanor (04/07/2013) [-]
NATURAL SELECTION

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"honey, today is the day, grab the kids.... we're going ****** hunting, and not gay people ******* , ****** ******* , like OP"
#81 - benighted (04/07/2013) [-]
Didn't Moses order the ****** of an entire village under gods command for revenge, and took the women and girls for themselves? oh Moses
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