Happy Birthday. I love you unconditionally. If your birthday is on tth, tth, Tm. tth, tth or 10th November then the chances are, that you were a valentines gift
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Happy Birthday

I love you unconditionally

If your birthday is on
tth, tth, Tm. tth, tth or 10th November
then the chances are, that
you were a valentines gift
from your mother
...
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#212 - northstar (04/08/2013) [-]
Nov 1st??? OH GOD!
User avatar #202 - squeemonster (04/07/2013) [-]
April 26th, Summer ended with a bang for my parents I see..
User avatar #201 - ridiculiculous (04/07/2013) [-]
December 25. Do I win?
User avatar #200 - casterfull (04/07/2013) [-]
November 2nd, and i was an early c-section to share the same birthday as my dad
User avatar #197 - youcame (04/07/2013) [-]
November 25th, and I was two weeks late...
User avatar #198 to #197 - raquelian (04/07/2013) [-]
just like your mom when she found out she was pregnant with you
User avatar #192 - theruss (04/07/2013) [-]
im exactly on the 14...
User avatar #190 - jellywolf (04/07/2013) [-]
My birthday is September 2nd.
I'm most likely a New Year's surprise...
User avatar #195 to #190 - MrsMcDowell (04/07/2013) [-]
I'm December 23rd, my parents' wedding anniversary was March 22.

This disgusts me every time I think about it.
User avatar #186 - leetpwnzer (04/07/2013) [-]
Don't you mean from your father to your mother?
User avatar #181 - pacoseago (04/07/2013) [-]
What about November 30th? What does that make me?
User avatar #185 to #181 - lolfire (04/07/2013) [-]
An accident.
#179 - ilynchnigs (04/07/2013) [-]
**ilynchnigs rolled a random image posted in comment #398550 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** mine is november 14th, so lucky
#177 - sweetellie (04/07/2013) [-]
11th of December... So I was not a gift.
11th of December... So I was not a gift.
#174 - geranemo **User deleted account** (04/07/2013) [-]
I am july. This is not ok. Not ok
User avatar #199 to #174 - wisdombranch (04/07/2013) [-]
So ... you were a back to school conception?
User avatar #203 to #199 - geranemo **User deleted account** (04/07/2013) [-]
Moms birthday
User avatar #204 to #203 - wisdombranch (04/07/2013) [-]
I was a particularly cold night: january (1st-2nd) as my parents journeyed westward toward the great state of Colorado.

That's what they claim. Both me and my 2 sisters were probably all aniversary gifts from my dad to my mom.
User avatar #205 to #204 - geranemo **User deleted account** (04/07/2013) [-]
Idk how i was conceived just around my moms birthday. I now carry an emotional scar for life......
User avatar #206 to #205 - wisdombranch (04/07/2013) [-]
at least you were not conceived at the same during the hour of the NATO/US liberation invasion of Kuwait's shores. (not me, just a friend's)
User avatar #207 to #206 - geranemo **User deleted account** (04/07/2013) [-]
True. true. I am going to thread jack here, when did the name thing start? I am so outta the loop after the designer.
#172 - mrantony (04/07/2013) [-]
March 4th!
#180 to #172 - anonymous (04/07/2013) [-]
Also March 4th!
#194 to #180 - mrantony (04/07/2013) [-]
Brotha or sista we are not valentine sex children!
#169 - anonymous (04/07/2013) [-]
STOP I DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT IT.
#168 - waldemarbugge (04/07/2013) [-]
My birthday is the 24th of August. Looks like someone got a little extra for christmas...
User avatar #171 to #168 - trentlynch (04/07/2013) [-]
FALSE!

The average gestation period of a female human is 9 months, being conceived on December 25th would put your approximate birthday at September 25th.
User avatar #175 to #171 - zaiopeperse (04/07/2013) [-]
In other countries Christmas is the 24th.
User avatar #176 to #175 - zaiopeperse (04/07/2013) [-]
ohh wait. ****
#166 - fukkenchaos (04/07/2013) [-]
My sister's birthday is November 8...   
   
My mom's birthday is November 10th...
My sister's birthday is November 8...

My mom's birthday is November 10th...
#165 - markeriksen (04/07/2013) [-]
September 30th here....
September 30th here....
#189 to #165 - kingarturi (04/07/2013) [-]
hey September 1st here.
hey September 1st here.
User avatar #193 to #189 - markeriksen (04/07/2013) [-]
what's bad about September 1st?
I was probably conceived at some new years party in a bathroom stall
#196 to #193 - kingarturi (04/07/2013) [-]
oh come on you don't know that, beside it doesn't matter how you were conceived what matters is that you're here now and you make the best of it.
oh come on you don't know that, beside it doesn't matter how you were conceived what matters is that you're here now and you make the best of it.
User avatar #164 - darkthundertwotwo (04/07/2013) [-]
Or that you are a surprise gift from your father
#163 - infektio (04/07/2013) [-]
March 7th. What the hell am I?
User avatar #184 to #163 - kaya (04/07/2013) [-]
that makes you a fellow March 7th'er ;) join the club :)
User avatar #162 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (04/07/2013) [-]
November 16... i don't know whether to be happy or sad about this fact?
User avatar #178 to #162 - zaiopeperse (04/07/2013) [-]
19th. As far as I know, I wasn't late. Though, I never asked
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