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ABE Bloom . NONI! KOREA.
MILAN on : n
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#6 - Cleavland Steamer (04/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#9 - markusantonius (04/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Americas's response if North Korea launches a missile at us .
Americas's response if North Korea launches a missile at us .
#62 - chargrilledawesome (04/07/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Alright kiddywinks, let's way up the two possibilities   
   
Nuclear Strike:   
North Korea has under 20 nukes at the very most.   
The range of these bottle-rockets is just enough to hit around half of Alaska, leaving mainland US totally unscathed. Now if they did launch their nukes, the missile defense system along the East Coast and Alaska would pluck them out of the sky like an old Kung Fu master catching flies with a chopstick.   
   
Invasion:   
North Korea has 1,106,000 active service personnel, with 8,200,000 in reserve, and 10,066,704 fit for conscription if need be.   
The US has 1,429,995 active service personnel, 850,880 reserve, and 120,022,084 fit for conscription. That means that 122,302,959 people would be defending American soil against a comparably small army of around 19,000,000, and that's not factoring in Gun Owners, UK, Canada, France, Italy, Belgium, Germany, Norway, Denmark, Netherlands, Spain, Iceland, Hungary and a few more countries that would rush to their NATO bro's aid.   
   
Both scenarios end in North Korea being anally butt raped by half of the world before they can blink.   
   
Your move Kim
Alright kiddywinks, let's way up the two possibilities

Nuclear Strike:
North Korea has under 20 nukes at the very most.
The range of these bottle-rockets is just enough to hit around half of Alaska, leaving mainland US totally unscathed. Now if they did launch their nukes, the missile defense system along the East Coast and Alaska would pluck them out of the sky like an old Kung Fu master catching flies with a chopstick.

Invasion:
North Korea has 1,106,000 active service personnel, with 8,200,000 in reserve, and 10,066,704 fit for conscription if need be.
The US has 1,429,995 active service personnel, 850,880 reserve, and 120,022,084 fit for conscription. That means that 122,302,959 people would be defending American soil against a comparably small army of around 19,000,000, and that's not factoring in Gun Owners, UK, Canada, France, Italy, Belgium, Germany, Norway, Denmark, Netherlands, Spain, Iceland, Hungary and a few more countries that would rush to their NATO bro's aid.

Both scenarios end in North Korea being anally butt raped by half of the world before they can blink.

Your move Kim
#13 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account** (04/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#53 - bitchplzzz (04/07/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I live in yurop so I dont give a **** .
#20 - canadianguyeh (04/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
MFW all this talk between North Korea and US.
MFW all this talk between North Korea and US.
#33 - comanderspy (04/07/2013) [-]
KFW
#134 - alucardshellhound (04/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#8 to #2 - europeanswallow (04/07/2013) [-]
Get out of here boy, this is no place for a child. This is a place for the true king
#112 - fiddlestickz (04/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
are you not threatened?
are you not threatened?
#117 to #116 - fiddlestickz (04/07/2013) [-]
im glad you saw the seriousness of my post
im glad you saw the seriousness of my post
#97 - themanoffail (04/07/2013) [-]
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#44 - xzynth (04/07/2013) [-]
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#183 - atheistzilla (04/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
blue: u.s.a

red: Great glorious master land of Korea
#15 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (04/07/2013) [-]
semi relevant
semi relevant
#1 - toastersburnthings (04/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#210 - climatus (04/07/2013) [-]
related
#163 - durkadurka ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
#199 - yuukoku (04/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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Has anybody else noticed that North Korea always makes threats in the spring because that's when they run out of food?

It's escalated even higher because South Korea has a new woman president while North Korea has a new 30-year-old child president. He wants to prove something and will probably ruin the country through his little brinkmanship show.
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