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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - Cleavland Steamer
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User avatar #144 to #6 - semenslurpinglily
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Maybe mayonnaise is.
#123 to #6 - Ryu
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User avatar #204 to #6 - miscarriage
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Nice one
User avatar #208 to #204 - Cleavland Steamer
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Thanks
#109 to #6 - pwoneill
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More of a band really
User avatar #66 to #6 - skycladmissy
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Nope, just a lie.
#58 to #6 - notsureifanon
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#9 - markusantonius
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Americas's response if North Korea launches a missile at us .
Americas's response if North Korea launches a missile at us .
User avatar #32 to #9 - anonrandom
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source?
#34 to #32 - comanderspy
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Megas XLR one of the most bad asses-est shows in CN (back when it was good)
#47 to #9 - hemming
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I doubt it, they would screw over South Korea and they don't want to do that.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sketchE
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well seeing as our missile defense is missiles itself it is kind of correct
#162 to #48 - anon id: a55d3013
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The other day I said this and got like 20 red thumbs. FJ you fickle bitch...
#62 - chargrilledawesome
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Alright kiddywinks, let's way up the two possibilities   
   
Nuclear Strike:   
North Korea has under 20 nukes at the very most.   
The range of these bottle-rockets is just enough to hit around half of Alaska, leaving mainland US totally unscathed. Now if they did launch their nukes, the missile defense system along the East Coast and Alaska would pluck them out of the sky like an old Kung Fu master catching flies with a chopstick.   
   
Invasion:   
North Korea has 1,106,000 active service personnel, with 8,200,000 in reserve, and 10,066,704 fit for conscription if need be.   
The US has 1,429,995 active service personnel, 850,880 reserve, and 120,022,084 fit for conscription. That means that 122,302,959 people would be defending American soil against a comparably small army of around 19,000,000, and that's not factoring in Gun Owners, UK, Canada, France, Italy, Belgium, Germany, Norway, Denmark, Netherlands, Spain, Iceland, Hungary and a few more countries that would rush to their NATO bro's aid.   
   
Both scenarios end in North Korea being anally butt raped by half of the world before they can blink.   
   
Your move Kim
Alright kiddywinks, let's way up the two possibilities

Nuclear Strike:
North Korea has under 20 nukes at the very most.
The range of these bottle-rockets is just enough to hit around half of Alaska, leaving mainland US totally unscathed. Now if they did launch their nukes, the missile defense system along the East Coast and Alaska would pluck them out of the sky like an old Kung Fu master catching flies with a chopstick.

Invasion:
North Korea has 1,106,000 active service personnel, with 8,200,000 in reserve, and 10,066,704 fit for conscription if need be.
The US has 1,429,995 active service personnel, 850,880 reserve, and 120,022,084 fit for conscription. That means that 122,302,959 people would be defending American soil against a comparably small army of around 19,000,000, and that's not factoring in Gun Owners, UK, Canada, France, Italy, Belgium, Germany, Norway, Denmark, Netherlands, Spain, Iceland, Hungary and a few more countries that would rush to their NATO bro's aid.

Both scenarios end in North Korea being anally butt raped by half of the world before they can blink.

Your move Kim
#193 to #62 - mrpo
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>120,022,084 fit for conscription   
   
are there any fit americans?   
   
ha-ha
>120,022,084 fit for conscription

are there any fit americans?

ha-ha

#239 to #193 - anon id: a5e85f97
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Did you know that fat people in America are still in the minority? Shocking but it is true. In any case the term fat used in most statistics is based on weight and size, which can also be a very muscular person. I had this no life immature friend last year that I had to stick up for because everyone called him fat. He wasn't he was just pretty muscular. I found this out when I tried to arm wrestle with him. He's now on the football team and doesn't need my help dealing with people anymore. He's also gotten a lot more mature. All of this because i told him he wasn't fat. You are a despicable human being and the internet should be rid of you.
#240 to #239 - mrpo
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I haven't talked about fat people, I talked about fit people, there is a difference.
and I can never take anon seriously
#120 to #62 - seelcudoom
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#131 to #62 - GingerCOM
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What if, you're wrong?
User avatar #148 to #62 - lovrotheunicorn
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but north korea is good with russians
and russians aints so neato to deal with
User avatar #149 to #62 - grocer
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UK will be on our way!
#155 to #62 - anon id: 73af2cf0
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in actual case of an act of war, North Korea wouldnt be the main tread but the fact that it has a alliance with Russia and the support of China. And those are actually prety well armed and have larger armies. And Neither signed the Peace Pact by UN.

it´s actually a serious matter.
(in b4 grammar nazi´s; sorry for my spelling)
User avatar #165 to #155 - chargrilledawesome
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China actually turned against North Korea at the sanctions in February and fully condemned everything they did. Also I doubt that Russia would be stupid enough as to back a young irrational leader trying to please his dead Dad by invading one of the biggest military powers on Earth.
#188 to #62 - anon id: 85dddc24
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But wouldn't North Korea have allies, too?
User avatar #197 to #188 - revanthewin
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They have China, but U.S. is in debt to them, so if North Korea attacked us they'd probably stay neutral. After all, if North Korea beats America they'll never get their money we owe them.
#192 to #188 - anon id: 0f62b55e
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No. China has pulled support from NK because they are now a liability. They don't think keeping their communistic brother safe is worth all their ********. Plus, giving aid to them now would put further strain on trade between the US and China, which neither of us wants. They may be willing to see a little more democratic influence in Asia, rather than bankrupt themselves trying to clean up post-war NK.
Pretty much nobody wants to play with North Korea.
It's all good.
#135 to #62 - dirtyharold
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you had me at kiddywinks.
#207 to #62 - niggynignigganegro
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"Before they can even blink"


Blink? haha

ha
#212 to #62 - lieutenantderp
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Like old kung fu master catching flies with a chopstick   
   
******* lost it
Like old kung fu master catching flies with a chopstick

******* lost it
#79 to #62 - certifiedidiot
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User avatar #100 to #62 - erwtje
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This is one of the best comments i have ever seen.
#93 to #62 - bostpost
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Kim's face when getting butt raped
#108 to #62 - onetufftoaster
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i.... have never felt so safe.. thank you sir...
i.... have never felt so safe.. thank you sir...
#13 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account**
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#203 to #13 - forgivens
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**forgivens rolled a random image posted in comment #1392743 at Friendly ** <--- Sweet raptor Jesus. That GIF made me piss myself laugh! XD
#141 to #13 - rytul
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#147 - charliechambers
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#53 - bitchplzzz
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I live in yurop so I dont give a ****.
#99 to #53 - shucknorris
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User avatar #115 to #99 - anthonyh
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That wasn't the point he was making.
#107 to #53 - anon id: a3644f05
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I live in Canada, I know how to spell
#198 to #53 - anon id: 90ccc1a2
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ill rather take ******** treats from norks than living so dam close to all those ******* Muslims
#216 to #53 - anon id: 0f8a07bf
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Until Franz Ferdinand 2 you ******* eurofags
User avatar #119 to #53 - comentator
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******* THIS
User avatar #125 to #53 - vycanismajoris
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I live in South 'Murica
#68 to #53 - hairibar
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Well, I'm Basque, and I care about this **** (a lot, actually).
User avatar #83 to #53 - Crusader
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Until someone in Europe gets power hungry and it truly becomes WW3
User avatar #224 to #83 - youcame
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Like Putin? He's pretty damn power hungry.
#59 to #53 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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Up top, fellow Euro-fag.
Up top, fellow Euro-fag.
#20 - canadianguyeh
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MFW all this talk between North Korea and US.
MFW all this talk between North Korea and US.
#56 to #20 - anon id: 09b3bcc0
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Who cares about you not caring, seriously, what a ******* useless comment
User avatar #38 to #20 - coolioplasm
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I don't live in either country but I'm laughing at these anyway.
#33 - comanderspy
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KFW
#134 - alucardshellhound
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**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Oh, DJ 4DM1N **
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Oh, DJ 4DM1N **
#139 to #134 - cullenatorguy
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**cullenatorguy rolled a random image posted in comment #3360348 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
I want to roll a relevant picture like you did.
User avatar #140 to #139 - cullenatorguy
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awwwwww
#167 to #134 - larski
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The gods of rolling have truly blessed thy roll.   
yfw
The gods of rolling have truly blessed thy roll.
yfw
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#8 to #2 - europeanswallow
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Get out of here boy, this is no place for a child. This is a place for the true king
#37 to #8 - dovahsix
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I AM THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS!!!!
I AM THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS!!!!