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#6 - Cleavland Steamer
Reply +320
(04/06/2013) [-]
#144 to #6 - semenslurpinglily
Reply -1
(04/07/2013) [-]
Maybe mayonnaise is.
#204 to #6 - miscarriage
Reply +1
(04/07/2013) [-]
Nice one
#208 to #204 - Cleavland Steamer
Reply +1
(04/07/2013) [-]
Thanks
#109 to #6 - pwoneill
Reply +2
(04/07/2013) [-]
More of a band really
#66 to #6 - skycladmissy
Reply +9
(04/07/2013) [-]
Nope, just a lie.
#58 to #6 - notsureifanon
Reply +28
(04/07/2013) [-]
#9 - markusantonius
Reply +132
(04/07/2013) [-]
Americas's response if North Korea launches a missile at us .
Americas's response if North Korea launches a missile at us .
#32 to #9 - anonrandom
Reply +2
(04/07/2013) [-]
source?
#34 to #32 - comanderspy
Reply +10
(04/07/2013) [-]
Megas XLR one of the most bad asses-est shows in CN (back when it was good)
#47 to #9 - hemming
Reply +6
(04/07/2013) [-]
I doubt it, they would screw over South Korea and they don't want to do that.
#48 to #47 - sketchE
Reply +14
(04/07/2013) [-]
well seeing as our missile defense is missiles itself it is kind of correct
#162 to #48 - anon
Reply 0
(04/07/2013) [-]
The other day I said this and got like 20 red thumbs. FJ you fickle bitch...
#62 - chargrilledawesome
Reply +117
(04/07/2013) [-]
Alright kiddywinks, let's way up the two possibilities   
   
Nuclear Strike:   
North Korea has under 20 nukes at the very most.   
The range of these bottle-rockets is just enough to hit around half of Alaska, leaving mainland US totally unscathed. Now if they did launch their nukes, the missile defense system along the East Coast and Alaska would pluck them out of the sky like an old Kung Fu master catching flies with a chopstick.   
   
Invasion:   
North Korea has 1,106,000 active service personnel, with 8,200,000 in reserve, and 10,066,704 fit for conscription if need be.   
The US has 1,429,995 active service personnel, 850,880 reserve, and 120,022,084 fit for conscription. That means that 122,302,959 people would be defending American soil against a comparably small army of around 19,000,000, and that's not factoring in Gun Owners, UK, Canada, France, Italy, Belgium, Germany, Norway, Denmark, Netherlands, Spain, Iceland, Hungary and a few more countries that would rush to their NATO bro's aid.   
   
Both scenarios end in North Korea being anally butt raped by half of the world before they can blink.   
   
Your move Kim
Alright kiddywinks, let's way up the two possibilities

Nuclear Strike:
North Korea has under 20 nukes at the very most.
The range of these bottle-rockets is just enough to hit around half of Alaska, leaving mainland US totally unscathed. Now if they did launch their nukes, the missile defense system along the East Coast and Alaska would pluck them out of the sky like an old Kung Fu master catching flies with a chopstick.

Invasion:
North Korea has 1,106,000 active service personnel, with 8,200,000 in reserve, and 10,066,704 fit for conscription if need be.
The US has 1,429,995 active service personnel, 850,880 reserve, and 120,022,084 fit for conscription. That means that 122,302,959 people would be defending American soil against a comparably small army of around 19,000,000, and that's not factoring in Gun Owners, UK, Canada, France, Italy, Belgium, Germany, Norway, Denmark, Netherlands, Spain, Iceland, Hungary and a few more countries that would rush to their NATO bro's aid.

Both scenarios end in North Korea being anally butt raped by half of the world before they can blink.

Your move Kim
#193 to #62 - mrpo
Reply -4
(04/07/2013) [-]
>120,022,084 fit for conscription   
   
are there any fit americans?   
   
ha-ha
>120,022,084 fit for conscription

are there any fit americans?

ha-ha

#239 to #193 - anon
Reply 0
(04/09/2013) [-]
Did you know that fat people in America are still in the minority? Shocking but it is true. In any case the term fat used in most statistics is based on weight and size, which can also be a very muscular person. I had this no life immature friend last year that I had to stick up for because everyone called him fat. He wasn't he was just pretty muscular. I found this out when I tried to arm wrestle with him. He's now on the football team and doesn't need my help dealing with people anymore. He's also gotten a lot more mature. All of this because i told him he wasn't fat. You are a despicable human being and the internet should be rid of you.
#240 to #239 - mrpo
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I haven't talked about fat people, I talked about fit people, there is a difference.
and I can never take anon seriously
#120 to #62 - seelcudoom
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#131 to #62 - GingerCOM
Reply 0
(04/07/2013) [-]
What if, you're wrong?
#148 to #62 - lovrotheunicorn
Reply 0
(04/07/2013) [-]
but north korea is good with russians
and russians aints so neato to deal with
#149 to #62 - grocer
Reply 0
(04/07/2013) [-]
UK will be on our way!
#155 to #62 - anon
Reply 0
(04/07/2013) [-]
in actual case of an act of war, North Korea wouldnt be the main tread but the fact that it has a alliance with Russia and the support of China. And those are actually prety well armed and have larger armies. And Neither signed the Peace Pact by UN.

it´s actually a serious matter.
(in b4 grammar nazi´s; sorry for my spelling)
#165 to #155 - chargrilledawesome
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(04/07/2013) [-]
China actually turned against North Korea at the sanctions in February and fully condemned everything they did. Also I doubt that Russia would be stupid enough as to back a young irrational leader trying to please his dead Dad by invading one of the biggest military powers on Earth.
#188 to #62 - anon
Reply 0
(04/07/2013) [-]
But wouldn't North Korea have allies, too?
#197 to #188 - revanthewin
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(04/07/2013) [-]
They have China, but U.S. is in debt to them, so if North Korea attacked us they'd probably stay neutral. After all, if North Korea beats America they'll never get their money we owe them.
#192 to #188 - anon
Reply 0
(04/07/2013) [-]
No. China has pulled support from NK because they are now a liability. They don't think keeping their communistic brother safe is worth all their ********. Plus, giving aid to them now would put further strain on trade between the US and China, which neither of us wants. They may be willing to see a little more democratic influence in Asia, rather than bankrupt themselves trying to clean up post-war NK.
Pretty much nobody wants to play with North Korea.
It's all good.
#135 to #62 - dirtyharold
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(04/07/2013) [-]
you had me at kiddywinks.
#207 to #62 - niggynignigganegro
Reply +1
(04/07/2013) [-]
"Before they can even blink"


Blink? haha

ha
#212 to #62 - lieutenantderp
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(04/07/2013) [-]
Like old kung fu master catching flies with a chopstick   
   
******* lost it
Like old kung fu master catching flies with a chopstick

******* lost it
#79 to #62 - certifiedidiot
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(04/07/2013) [-]
****************
#100 to #62 - erwtje
Reply +8
(04/07/2013) [-]
This is one of the best comments i have ever seen.
#93 to #62 - bostpost
Reply +14
(04/07/2013) [-]
Kim's face when getting butt raped
#108 to #62 - onetufftoaster
Reply +14
(04/07/2013) [-]
i.... have never felt so safe.. thank you sir...
i.... have never felt so safe.. thank you sir...
#13 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account**
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(04/07/2013) [-]
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#203 to #13 - forgivens
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(04/07/2013) [-]
**forgivens rolled a random image posted in comment #1392743 at Friendly ** <--- Sweet raptor Jesus. That GIF made me piss myself laugh! XD
#141 to #13 - rytul
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(04/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#147 - charliechambers
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(04/07/2013) [-]
#53 - bitchplzzz
Reply +70
(04/07/2013) [-]
I live in yurop so I dont give a ****.
#99 to #53 - shucknorris
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#115 to #99 - anthonyh
Reply +1
(04/07/2013) [-]
That wasn't the point he was making.
#107 to #53 - anon
Reply 0
(04/07/2013) [-]
I live in Canada, I know how to spell
#198 to #53 - anon
Reply 0
(04/07/2013) [-]
ill rather take ******** treats from norks than living so dam close to all those ******* Muslims
#216 to #53 - anon
Reply 0
(04/07/2013) [-]
Until Franz Ferdinand 2 you ******* eurofags
#119 to #53 - comentator
Reply +1
(04/07/2013) [-]
******* THIS
#125 to #53 - vycanismajoris
Reply +1
(04/07/2013) [-]
I live in South 'Murica
#68 to #53 - hairibar
Reply +3
(04/07/2013) [-]
Well, I'm Basque, and I care about this **** (a lot, actually).
#83 to #53 - Crusader
Reply +6
(04/07/2013) [-]
Until someone in Europe gets power hungry and it truly becomes WW3
#224 to #83 - youcame
Reply 0
(04/07/2013) [-]
Like Putin? He's pretty damn power hungry.
#59 to #53 - shishiko **User deleted account**
Reply +14
(04/07/2013) [-]
Up top, fellow Euro-fag.
Up top, fellow Euro-fag.
#20 - canadianguyeh
Reply +36
(04/07/2013) [-]
MFW all this talk between North Korea and US.
MFW all this talk between North Korea and US.
#56 to #20 - anon
Reply 0
(04/07/2013) [-]
Who cares about you not caring, seriously, what a ******* useless comment
#38 to #20 - coolioplasm
Reply +2
(04/07/2013) [-]
I don't live in either country but I'm laughing at these anyway.
#33 - comanderspy
Reply +32
(04/07/2013) [-]
KFW
#134 - alucardshellhound
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(04/07/2013) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Oh, DJ 4DM1N **
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Oh, DJ 4DM1N **
#139 to #134 - cullenatorguy
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(04/07/2013) [-]
**cullenatorguy rolled a random image posted in comment #3360348 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
I want to roll a relevant picture like you did.
#140 to #139 - cullenatorguy
Reply 0
(04/07/2013) [-]
awwwwww
#167 to #134 - larski
Reply +2
(04/07/2013) [-]
The gods of rolling have truly blessed thy roll.   
yfw
The gods of rolling have truly blessed thy roll.
yfw
#2 - joffreytheking
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#8 to #2 - europeanswallow
Reply +26
(04/07/2013) [-]
Get out of here boy, this is no place for a child. This is a place for the true king
#37 to #8 - dovahsix
Reply +1
(04/07/2013) [-]
I AM THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS!!!!
I AM THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS!!!!