Vikings. . 1. KILL ALL THAT CAN NOT BE PONGED OR RAPED 2. PILLAGE ALL THAT CAN NOT BE RAPED 3. ONCE ALL THE KILLING IS DONE AND YOU SECURED YOUR , FIND A COMELY
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Vikings

1. KILL ALL THAT CAN NOT BE PONGED OR RAPED
2. PILLAGE ALL THAT CAN NOT BE RAPED
3. ONCE ALL THE KILLING IS DONE AND YOU SECURED
YOUR , FIND A COMELY WHENCH ENID
COMMENCE RAPING,
4. SET **** ON FIRE AND SAIL THE **** OFF.
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Submitted: 04/06/2013
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#6 - heafi (04/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - snowshark (04/06/2013) [-]
"Pillage all that can not be raped."?

I think you'll find that with a little bit of creativity most things can be raped.

"Pillage all that you do not want to rape." Fixed it.
#7 to #1 - dashandsmashinging (04/07/2013) [-]
BURN THE WOMEN, RAPE THE CHURCHES-Insanity Wolf
#9 to #1 - theady (04/07/2013) [-]
checking for blue username
#20 - shaddz (04/07/2013) [-]
OP order of business   
   
1: Suck dick   
2: Repost   
3: suck more dick
OP order of business

1: Suck dick
2: Repost
3: suck more dick
User avatar #4 - anonemous (04/07/2013) [-]
are they recruiting......
#18 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
Fun fact: There is no evidence suggesting Vikings wore horns on their helmets.
#19 to #18 - vonderpenshmertz (04/07/2013) [-]
Hes right, so why thumb down. The horns **** was false.
User avatar #27 to #19 - toughactintinactin (04/07/2013) [-]
Well with all the raping im guessing the horns part was mistranslated.
User avatar #36 to #19 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
Yupp. Having horned helmets is ******* retarded... Helmets are made to deflect blows, not catch them.
#24 - unworldlypath (04/07/2013) [-]
am i the only one who watches this show?
User avatar #35 to #24 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/07/2013) [-]
Sauce?
#42 to #35 - flarenight (04/07/2013) [-]
think its called vikings. yep vikings. the history channel website should hold more info on it as that is where it airs.
#53 to #24 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
it makes me happy that this show is canadian
User avatar #48 to #24 - gibroner (04/07/2013) [-]
no you are not it's awesome also especially since my friend found out that Ragnar Lothbrok is his 40th great grandfather
#11 - xzynth (04/07/2013) [-]
VIkings mentioned

Swollen in pride
User avatar #30 to #11 - madebynorwegians (04/07/2013) [-]
Gotta love it
User avatar #13 to #11 - vegardwd (04/07/2013) [-]
Bare fordi at foreldrene dine hadde sex i samme geografiske område hvor noen vikinger bodde tusen år før deg er ikke noe å være stolt av, og det gjør deg ikke bedre enn andre.

Just because your parents had sex in the same area where some vikings lived 1000 years earlier isn't something to be proud of, and it doesn't make you any better than anyone else.
User avatar #14 to #13 - xzynth (04/07/2013) [-]
Jeg sa da vel ikke det? Var bare en spøk om hvordan mange nordmenn/jeg fylles med stolthet når noe "norskt" blir nevnt utenfor våre grenser. Var bare en spøk mann.

I didn't say that. It was just a joke about how most norwegians/ I fills up with pride when something "norwegian" is mentioned outside our borders. Just a joke, man
User avatar #15 to #14 - vegardwd (04/07/2013) [-]
swell with pride, virker ganske stolt da
User avatar #16 to #15 - xzynth (04/07/2013) [-]
"Swollen in pride" er var ment litt selvironisk

haha, jo er litt stolt, men spøken var mest det at jeg blir stolt av slike ting.

english: Im a proud little fool.
User avatar #21 to #16 - karvarausku ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Well... Finland still beats your arse.
User avatar #22 to #21 - xzynth (04/07/2013) [-]
sorry can't ehar you over our oil.
#23 to #22 - karvarausku ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah... we eat that in easter anyways... or **** ... the taste is pretty same.
User avatar #25 to #23 - xzynth (04/07/2013) [-]
looks like some chocolate jelly, what is it?
User avatar #26 to #25 - karvarausku ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
it's called "mämmi" in finland and it's kinda traditional food, because no one else is stupid to eat that stuff... gets a little time to get used to it's taste etc...

translater said "finnish easter pudding"

But google mämmi if ya want.
#28 to #26 - xzynth (04/07/2013) [-]
thanks, looks like chocolate musseé aswell
User avatar #32 to #28 - reginleif (04/07/2013) [-]
I never did understand you Euros and your fish/salted fat foods.

I mean yeah my people ate iguanas and snakes, but we switched our tacos to beef meat as soon as we found out about it. xD
#50 to #15 - Bloodgartham (04/07/2013) [-]
Det er lov å være stolt om det er tilfellet..
#51 to #14 - Bloodgartham (04/07/2013) [-]
Folk nå til dags. Null sans for humor de tullingene som kritiserer deg.
#34 to #13 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
Faggott.
User avatar #33 to #13 - jibb ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Faen meg enig med deg.
Sist gang jeg sa noe lignende fikk jeg dessverre -72 thumbs.
Nordmenn er det folkeslaget som liker best å høre skryt om sitt eget land, det er jeg faen meg sikker på.
#52 to #33 - dessverre (04/08/2013) [-]
Du fikk ikkje meg!
#49 to #13 - Bloodgartham (04/07/2013) [-]
What are you on about. He said he was proud, not better than everyone.. -.-'
#38 - arthurguy (04/07/2013) [-]
mfw vikings
User avatar #3 - retris (04/06/2013) [-]
fun fact: "fara í víking" actually means to go on an expedition
the people themselves were the Ostmen

Regardless of its possible origins, the word was used to indicate an activity and those who participated in it, and it did not belong to any ethnic or cultural group.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vikings
User avatar #44 - coryg (04/07/2013) [-]
Robbaz Here...... King of Sweden....
#41 - isititis (04/07/2013) [-]
i have capital one so i'm safe from vikings
#31 - samoaspider (04/07/2013) [-]
ye that seems about right
User avatar #10 - doombunni (04/07/2013) [-]
I'm taking a course on medieval europe, and our professor loves talking about the vikings, mainly because they didn't care about politics, religion, or conquering. They just wanted stuff, and did what they could to get it, and there were only a few good kings who could actually fight back.
#37 to #10 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
Their wives were worse though. They took most the stuff their husbands took because divorce was shameful.
User avatar #5 - iamcanadian (04/07/2013) [-]
Worked for 300 years.
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#29 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
do it to the muzzies
User avatar #8 - taxation (04/07/2013) [-]
My socials teacher had a poster on his wall.
It said "Remember: pillage, THEN burn."
He was my favorite teacher.
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